Well guys I'm about to be kicked out of the national Guard for not completing
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Well guys I'm about to be kicked out of the national Guard for not completing high-school Can I get a ylyl to cheer myself up? I'm scared shitless
here ya go
>>686472750
Way to go shitbag
>>686472750
Dont worry after 3 years in the Air Force im being kicked out for drinking cough syrup. People fuck up worse than you op.
>>686473564
Wow bro way to fucking suck. Could've at least done a real drug you pussy.
You're a fucking loser!!! How about you just take the easy way and kill yourself pussy
>>686473981
DXM is actually my DOC because of it's effects don't knock it til you try it. I had the same opinion until I did, it's fucking awesome.
>>686472750
Hey man. I might get drummed out for not having a passing APFT. Fuck it. There is no god.
Contributin
Don't know why you're scared man. We all fuck up in life. Just learn from your mistakes and move on. Dumping.
>>686472750
Get your GED, dumbass
>>686472750
If u can't graduate high school you're literally retarded and worthless. The military is supposed to be an easy way to earn a salary. But getting a diploma is even easier.
>can't get a GED
>makes ylyl on /b/
KYS
>>686474359
Nigger I take 8 tramadol and 4 hydro a day, don't talk to me about getting high the right way. You're a fucking loser scumbag.
>>686474426
There is a God, and he was telling you to get off your fat ass and pass the PT test you fatbody fuck. Go cry somewhere else faggot.
>>686474426
Failed one or two? Can't start paperwork til you've failed two consecutive APFTs.
>women """comedians"""
>>686472750
How the fuck did you even get in? Don't they check that shit anymore?
>>686472750
Here you go OP
>>686472750
>>686473564
Hahahahahahahaa
>>686474449
Is... Is she okay?
So this is basically a cringe thread?
>>686472750
https://youtu.be/MmLK3UytHE8
>>686474662
is that the latest Madonna video?
>>686474742
damn got me..
>>686474607
bitch has some thighs and ass
Can somebody post the webm of the male pornstar singing like a rockstar. Shit bursts my sides each time
>>686475310
which bitch?
>>686475332
and then they made a movie about it.
>>686475049
the dildo is shopped in anon.
>>686475123
this one got me very confused at first... but what a great invention!
>>686472750
What the fuck is wrong with people like you? I graduated high school with a 3.0 grade average and I never studied, cheated on every test, senior year I think I spent a total of 0 minutes doing homework after school. HS was just a place to go to see my friends and fingerbang my gf...
Are you really that dumb?
>>686474399
>ylyl not cringe
>tfw you got an honorable
>>686474607
Fucking sauce, chick is stacked
>>686475168
lmao what is this
>>686475049
the dildo is shopped
>>686476397
Slav-fu
>>686476273
Ditto anon. I never understood why someone would drop out. Didn't take a book home after 8th grade and still made all a's and b's.
>>686476273
lmao literally this.
I think i actually had a 3.8 gpa because the classes i was taking were insanely easy plus teachers my senior year didnt give a shit.
I would just for like half the day to fuck my gf in the auditorium stage lightning area
good times
>>686476390
Feels good man
>>686473564
Wait, I'm confused... You're scared because you're NOT going to be in the army?
>>686474894
ah. the good old days.
>>inb4 b was never good
>>686474946
oh my gesus my sides
Pretty shit so far, dumping all my good shit.
>>686474399
pittsburgh deserves to be carpet-bombed just to kill whoever made this. jesus fuck.
>>686476702
dat filename
dump
>>686474946
toppest kek
dump2
>>686474832
I hate that bitch so much
>>686476577
Yeah, no.
No way did you have a 3.8 GPA with all honors and AP classes without studying. Teachers would also report the shit out of you for skipping class
>>686476807
Yes
>>686474764
>8 tramadol
>4 hydro
>12 pills daily
>but the other guy's a loser
>>686472750
Sorry but how stupid r you?
Did not finished high school?
Dude you RETARTED
The perfect advertising
>>686476607
He thinks getting an other than honourable discharge is going to ruin his life, when in reality he's going to ruin his life by himself because he's a giant piece of shit that couldn't hold up an obligation he made. It'll eat away at him and cause him to only apply for minimum wage jobs, settle for some landwhale and pop out 3 kids he hates. He'll probably end up killing himself when he's around 40 when he realizes it was him that ruined his life, but he'll still blame the Army in his suicide note.
Save yourself the trouble OP, kill yourself now please.
This entire website:
http://harddawn.com/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/
I fucking dare you.
>>686475004
i just puked
>>686472750
High school if so fucking easy, why would you intentionally make such a stupid decision?
>>686476497
Fucking kek.
>>686476702
fine normal americans
>>686475633
fucking idiot
>>686477250
And I get them all from the VA for free because I got an honourable discharge. Keep crying and know that I'm walking around high as a kite all the time on your dime.
Faggot tears are delicious.
>>686477142
Yea you gotta believe it. That was my over all high school GPA. I actually took multiple AP's in 10th and 11th grade but then I realized I was going to a community college anyways so just gave up on high school.
This school was a middle and high school with the high school only having about 1800 kids if that so no one really gave a shit it was laid back as fuck.
>>686472750
Kicked out? You were never in. You never did shit. You didn't even go to bmt. You are a nobody.
>>686477721
Well, it looks nice and can help to see what's up if it gets clogged/stops working...
>>686474764
>4 hydro a day
Have fun dying at 35
>>686472750
lolz casey?
>>686472750
I laughed in shock
>>686475041
Holy shit I lost. I lost bad. The file name too...oh my god the file name...
>>686477636
hey man what a coincidence I get hydros from the VA too. was in a hmmwv rollover out on a field training exercise before we deployed.
not mad, just kinda funny that you would talk shit about a dude that dexs when you're taking fentanyl levels of opiates every day to numb your ptsd.
>>686474449
It's so fake they didn't even try. The dildos shadow never moves....
>>686472750
> had to invite the kids in so sister wouldnt be alone
ask if theres any summer courses you can take in the next three months. if you wanna stay in do it and stop being a faggot. you need a h/s or ged in life at least.
>>686477773
is this real ?
>>686476807
it's funnier with music
>>686478379
Of course it's real you fucking retard
>>686477142
Retard
>>686477142
Finished with a total of 14 AP classes in high school with a 5.87 GPA
It wasn't hard, but there was a lot of work and I didn't have time to do jack shit
High School fucking sucked
>>686478473
the edit with him as an elf is gold, was in that thread
>>686476382
>>686475873
Lost
>>686476273
This
I had my own apartment and worked a full time job (mechanics shop after school) while I was in my senior year. Never had time to study (all my classes were the advanced classes) and I still passed with mostly mid 80's
It baffles me how some people just can't graduate highschool
>>686472750
This will cheer you up op. Look at those tits
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
>>686478240
Difference is I didn't get high when I was in and get kicked out. I got out twice with honorable. I don't have sympathy for retards chugging cough syrup or abusing cold medicine.
And the anti depressants are for the PTSD, the opiates are for the screws and plate in my ankle and my slipped disk. And I like being high, so there's that too.
>>686478146
is there a link to this game?
>>686474607
That dudes ballsack is fucking huge.
>>686474764
Ah the pissy vet I cant wait to be like you. Did you just get honorable? Im being MEB'd so I get a va check for life. Fucking kek m8 dxm guy here
>>686478146
wow. Thats a nice rpgmaker skills.
>>686474703
Do we have to remind you this isn't a cringe thread
>>686474607
>Dudes wearing safety glasses
Why
>>686479506
Incase his balls explode I suppose
>>686479286
I was just thinking that, has he got 3 balls?
>>686474832
The worst part is that she's a jew
>>686479435
Nah, I've been out since '12. Enjoy that money, it allowed me to go full NEET for a few years until I went full retard and got married. Even now though, I only work a part time job and pull in more than the wife, so its all good.
>>686474607
I don't get it. If it's sexual, why isn't he hard?
>>686478146
wow
>>686479813
sharp pain prevents erection
>>686475949
don't get it
>>686472750
why don't you go get a g.e.d you fucking retard. It takes less than a week if you're not a totally potato.
>>686475405
That's like two things. Why don't you go do two things?
>>686474784
I know. I have no idea. My unit makes us take them until we pass them. Shit sucks but eh, it's just the run. I think I've got til July to pass one or I'm done.
>>686475405
I did it. I kek'd hard.
>>686475305
Is that Dat Nguyen?
>>686480225
>Kangaroo pouch where I store male tears
Lost it holy fucking shit
>kicked out of guard
I didnt know this was even possible.
>>686475685
totlel
>>686480638
WHAT GAME IS THIS ??
>>686477292
Atleast he can write better than you can.
>>686474764
You did it. You motivated me. I'm gonna eat nails and shit excellence. You're my hero, anon.
>>686480491
that feeble attempt...
>>686480692
It takes a special kind of retard
>>686480796
Fallout 4
>>686479499
What game is this?
>>686476917
third world problems.
>>686476106
I hate all of those people. That shit belongs in a cringe thread.
>>686481207
Bashful Ben actually almost looks like my best friend
>>686481257
bloodborne, its dark souls but with a different name to trick you into playing dark souls
is pretty good
>>686481247
Lost it here.
>>686478947
I don't think he's made it public. With good reason.
>>686474237
>meme like a /b/
missed opportunity but it would still be a shit pic and not funny
>>686481428
Ah, but its only for PS4 i heard.
It looks great, wish i had it.
>>686472750
>coalburned and shit out a niglet
>got a neckline/chest tattoo
Man she made a lot of bad decisions.
>>686475684
Ur moms
>>686481207
There's always one decent chick who could be hanging out with much better people.
>>686475363
Too soon kek
>>686473539
Kek, found the soldier
>>686472750
Get your GED faggot. Just take the tests.
>>686474449
whos the bitch?
>>686475004
Fucking OUCH. They really put some thought into that, too.
>>686478086
ooh aahh
i've broken my screen
B-(
>>686475332
Extreme lost
>>686474449
Yeah who is that??
>>686475470
Toppest of keks
>>686475633
>natural_selection.jpg
>>686475405
Google is so racist!
>>686479972
But he's soft before it starts. If she sat on my chest I'd be diamonds, even if she was about to lay into my nads.
>>686482455
Dude probably can't even get it up anymore after a beating like this.
life goes on mate
>>686478241
yeah, also look at the balls of the dildo
>>686475405
lmfaoooooooo
>>686475633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4
Play this while watching
>>686476397
meant to be named crouching faggot hidden autist
>>686480491
how'd she get in?
>>686483656
probably large center doors or by walking.
>>686483656
Through the loading bay.
