shoot yourself

>>686467236
shooting yourself can work

Don't drink faget

With a tyre pump

>>686467236

Wouldn't any air pump work?

Fart

I carried hair dryer with a car plug I have a problem

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>>686467236

Amerifags are strange.
Just buy a new car faggot. Register it in someone else's name if you have to. I don't know how your backwards law works.

>>686467236
Public transportation fag

>>686467990
As if they don't keep records of any kind including that you need one on your car in order to legally drive.

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>>686467236
With a hose long enough to contain your lung volume of air. Wrap it around your torso so that the air gets warm then attach it to the nozzle and blow at the other end.

Pay a random person to blow in it

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>>686468189

/thread

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>>686467990
This.

I am an amerifag and I don't understand this shit.

As a side note, if you have access to $5000 in the US you can get out of pretty much any DWI or other minor offense without issue.

The deck is stacked in my favor, so I don't mind.

How about just don't drink and drive you stupid fuckin dirtbag.

>>686467236
What you need to do is duct tape a garden hose to the muffler. Then roll you window down just enough to get the garden hose trough it. Proceed by getting inside the car and run the hose a bit in the window. Block with towels and more duct tape. Then start the car profit...

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>>686468484
* That's $5000 for a decent quality jew lawyer, not bribery or anything like that

>>686468646
Does that even work?? Because modern cars don't procure much carbon monoxide

>>686467661
Does this really work?

Why there are people who likes to shoot themselves on the foot?

I don't get it. You fuckers need to buy locks to prevent yourselves from driving when drunk. It's common sense not to drive when drunk or you're that dumb.

>>686468186
He clearly said buy a new car.
Why would that car have a "magic USAsian lock thing" on it?

wait an hour or until you're not as drunk as you were.

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>>686468186
Like I said
>I don't know how your backwards law works.
Start your car then get pissed. The whole concept seems borderline retarded to us britbongs. It can't be difficult to get around. Just have someone else start your car for you.
Plus breath tests aren't as accurate as the try to make you believe. In UK you have to provide 3. 2 on a big evidence machine and one on the roadside. I've known people get away with it whilst their bolaxed. Also it your readings are too far apart on the evidential 2 it gets kicked straight out of court.

>>686468817
It's cool... who cares about all the carbon DIOxide they produce...
It's almost as if.youre suggesting that a machine that burns fuel and puts out exhaust can't kill you.

>>686468871
Work for what?

op's in a hurry to run down some kids while intoxicated

>>686469027
They don't buy them.
They are so dumb they drive drunk, then police make them have a lock.

Haven't you heard... it's the land of the free

>>686467236
Don't drink and drive like the fucking inbred waste you're striving to be.

cum into it then drink it you faggot

>>686469410
And the best part is, as long as you were really fucking drunk, you can just claim in court you were so drunk you aren't responsible for your actions....

It's like feminazi rape laws, but they help the patriarchy

>>686469098
>>686469410

Your drivers license is invalid if you do not have one on the car your driving. When they search your I.D. it will say that you need one on your car. Connected through law enforcement and the DMV.

>>686469410
>bolaxed

You limey cunt

>>686470139
Stop talking shit you underage faggot.
What you're suggesting, is that no driver can drive anybody else car legally.

That's crazy nonsense.

>>686470139
What the fuck?

>>686470362
Im saying, if you are required by law to have the device, then the car you are driving needs to have the device on it. People not required to have one can drive whoever's car.

Read and comprehend you fuck.

>>686470362
What he's saying is that once you're a fucktard enough to get 2 or 3 dui's, if you want to drive AT ALL, you are required by law to have one of those in your car as part of your probation for not going to prison and losing all your rights for being an idiot and getting caught DUI multiple times.

If he got pulled over in some unregistered car, he'd go directly to jail.

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>>686470221
Fuck off Malcolm.

>>686467236
let your kid blow in it, that's what i do

>>686470802
And how does anyone know that from outside the car?

Comprehend your own shit and write it better next time you fuck

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Im from finnand and this is very popular problem here you can try to get friend to blow or you can ask some strager to do it or you can try to catch a wind with the system and get the blow from there that is how we do it >:)

>>686467236
How do those even work?
Do they require air blown into them for 10 seconds?
If so, couldn't you just use compressed air in a can to bypass it?

>>686471092
Some of them nowadays require a dashcam facing the driver that takes a pic when it is blown in to see who blows.

>>686467990
Except when you get pulled over for having a broken tail light and run your license they arrest you for violating the terms of your DUI conviction.

I got a DUI last October and I'm about to get my license back in a few weeks and I'm gonna have to do the breathalyzer, it's pretty crystal clear that if you intend to drive, the car must have a breathalyzer no matter who owns it or whatever.

It's not like the police take your car away until it has the interlock installed, you're perfectly able to just not install one. But if you don't and you get caught it's super bad news for you.

>>686471262
#selfie

>>686471114
They don't. Nobody gives a shit and nobody's opinion even matters except a cop pulling him over, which would be a one way trip to jail without the blower if his license requires it

>>686470864
Nobody said it was unregistered.

Can someone actually go to jail for driving an unregistered vehicle in your country?
Gotta love those freedoms.

>>686467236
They likely installed a GPS chip and camera along with your interlock, so they know where you are when you blow and if it's really you blowing. If your PO is a dick, failed blows will count as probation violations

>>686469410
It will ask you to breathalyze multiple times. First to start the car, then a few minutes into driving, sometimes randomly, or the car shuts off.

>>686471201
but make suer you dont catch the wind near alcoholics or bums or it will be ruind

>>686467236
Op get a girl to do it, your guy friends will give you derp if you let them blow in it, does it require a retest every 15 mins? A buddy of mine had that problem about 8 years ago

Mash your face into the steering wheel until you pass out, you piece of shit.

>>686471472
If it doesn't have the breathalyzer and his license requires it because of a prior DUI conviction, then he goes directly to jail.

If it's just unregitered, then that's only a ticket. That was my response to the whole "Why not get another car?" Because it has to have the breathalyzer.

>>686471453
Exactly.
So a new car is a reasonable answer to the question OP put forward.

>>686471746
Yeah, right up until the moment this nigger gets pulled over for anything and goes directly to fucking jail.

>>686467236
You can't bypass my one.
It has a camera..

>>686471738
But that only matter IF he gets randomly.pulled over.

>>686471738
>If it's just unregitered, then that's only a ticket
If the cop wanted to be a dick he could arrest you. In California it's abundantly clear that you are required to follow all driving rules as term of your informal probation, so driving an unregistered car could indeed be a violation and thus a trip to jail.

>>686471915
If he knew he shouldn't drive, hes not going to do anything to get pulled over.

>>686467236
I'd pay a sober stranger $5 to do it for me...

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>>686467236

Shove it up your ass and fart into it, the sensor can't tell the difference.

I had one of those a way back and by farting into I used to drive ripped all the time. Passed the program with flying colors too, lulz.

>>686471517
The car doesen't shutoff, it just continues pretendi g to be a smoke alarm going off in your ear until you eventually turn thw car off and wont allow it to start again (some will and just keep the "you are going to jail next time you bring this device in for a data dump" light flashing

>>686471979
Dude... Like, I don't know what kind of laws you have there, but a DUI in the US is HEAVY. Like, you are straight up a felon if you get caught a third time. Right there with murderers and rapists.

It's a wake up call for most people when they get their first DUI, if they don't have shit for brains.

A few years back I had a fender bender while wasted. They gave me that to blow in the car to star and again during the drive like 5 minutes later. I would fill large balloons in the back with air before I went out drinking. And for 9mths I did it. It was easy. Just make sure your device doesnt come with a cam. Good luck drunk buddy

>>686467236
Pay a kid to give you his clean urine then pour it into the tube

>>686472192
It periodically requires a check while driving.

>>686472121
Breaking laws doesnt mean you have to be immediately put in jail you idiot.

>>686471275
Well if you're driving pissed up and you get pulled over, then you're gonna get caught out anyway. so just have 2 cars. Your sober car and a shit banger for the 3 AM beer run.

Does this shit detect Marijuana?

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>>686471472

Here in NY you can go to jail for driving an unregistered vehicle. Or a $75 fine. It's really up to whatever the cop and judge feel like. Usually $75 though unless you're an asshole.

>A violation of subdivision one of this section shall be punishable
>by a fine of not less than seventy-five nor more than three hundred
>dollars, or by imprisonment for not more than fifteen days, or by both
>such fine and imprisonment except, if the violation consists of failure
>to renew a registration which was valid within sixty days, the fine
>shall be not less than forty dollars.

If you want to see how fucking complicated it is, and why we have so many lawyers, observe this:

http://ypdcrime.com/vt/article14.htm#t401.

>>686472365
Violating the terms of your probation does indeed qualify for a trip to jail, idiot.

>>686468484
hi tin foil hat

>>686472267
And what the fuck that have to do with someone driving a car not registered in their name?

>>686472320
Modafucking this!

>>686467236
multipass...


Seriously, put it in your ass and fart really good

>>686472365
>>686472460 (continued)
For clarification, disobeying ANY driving rule is classified as a probation violation. Driving with a broken tail light is a bit of a stretch to send you to jail but driving an unregistered car is a pretty big offense, even without all of this DUI probation stuff.

>>686472598
We're talking about people with DUI convictions, nigger.

You don't have to have a breathalyzer in your car unless you have a DUI conviction. It's part of the probation program. If someone is required to have that breathalyzer in a car they are driving and they are caught driving even their own car, or a new car, or any fucking car without it, it's a one way trip to jail.

>>686472267
If.you.do it 3 times, you deserve what you get.
Unless that's being put in the same category as murderers and rapists.

Guess that's all that freedom you guys shout about all the time.

Drunk driving 3.times makes.you a murderer or rapist.

FREEDOM!

>>686472575
How is that tin foil hat? It's absolutely true.

>2 people go to court for DUI
>one wears a suit and has a lawyer
>the other wears a sideways hat and has his gramma there to support him

Which do you think is going to jail, and which do you think will have their charges knocked down to a seatbelt violation?

If you don't think that's the way it works, then you're fucking kidding yourself.

>>686472879
Well, to be fair, you know, we're all free to follow the rules. That goes for anyone living under any government in any society.

Maybe some hermit somewhere is still FREE free, but 99.999% of people are just relatively free.

ITT:
perfect example of why privatizing the prison system is a bad thing

>>686467236
>How do i bypass an ignition interlock?
Take that bottle/cock substitute out of your mouth.

>>686472818
Some hoverparents force them into their highschoolers car, there about $1200 + install (there is platnum in them, they are a small fuel cell and some anti tampering junk)

>>686473062
I'll go ahead and confirm this guy's telling the truth.

In the US, money talks, and bullshit walks. The only cases where that is not the case, are when it's some spectacular public show and the "world is watching" kind of shit, and then they convict, and turn around and railroad the appeal and turn the conviction into probation while nobody is looking.

Seriously. Enough money gets you out of ANYTHING. That's a fact.

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>>686471517
That just raises more autism. In the UK it is illegal to use a hand held devise whilst driving. In the USA they expect alcoholics to drive down the road sucking and blowing like it's a fucking porno shoot. Seriously, what is wrong with you people?

>>686472818
But they aren't in a car registered to them, why would anybody pull them over if they weren't doing anything wrong.

Do police pull people over for no reason in your country?
Why would they do that?
Why would you out up with that?
Aren't you innocent until proven guilty?

How can you be innocent but stopped.by police for no reason?

I'm Confuse

>>686473376
They're all faggots, it's just business as usual.

>>686473376
Yup
In America it is okay to total 4 cars in a row while sober but if you drive to a checkpoint while drunk you are the devil

>>686473597
Because with the war on drugs, it's now guilty until proven innocent. And if a junkie accidentally bumped into your car or vomited on your lawn once, the cops can steal your car or house and resell them for a profit that goes right into their operating budget. In cases like these, the court case would be called something like, "United States vs. 1996 Toyota Corolla" or "United States vs. Residential Home at (address)". And property is also guilty until proven innocent

>>686473597
>Do police pull people over for no reason in your country?

They are not supposed to but sometimes they do. They call it "Suspicious activity" It can be anything. I changed lanes once and got pulled over and the cop said I was "weaving around in traffic" ANYTHING if the cop is bored and has a hardon for you, or doesn't like the look of your car or the cut of your jib.

>Why would they do that?
See above. Cops get their blood pressure up sometimes and need to let their aggression out on the people

>Why would you out up with that?
We don't if we can help it, that's why there's all the stink about police in the US.

>Aren't you innocent until proven guilty?
Yes, but a cop can say he "smelled" something and that's enough to put you in jail for the night.

>How can you be innocent but stopped.by police for no reason?

Shit happens, people make mistakes, and sometimes a cop is the stereotypical meathead control junkie having a bad day and deciding "You're it!"


The main point is that if someone has to have one of those things, a violation of probation means a full implementation of the original sentence plus some.which means, barely escaping prison to go on probation turns into prison again.

>>686474206
It's always been guilty until proven innocent you moron.

You realise everyone locked up in jail is innocent right?
All those people out on bail, they had to pay to get out of jail, even though they are innocent.

Innocent until proven guilty is complete bullshit.

>>686473376
First you gotta understand that there are 50 states, which means 50 completely different sets of laws on all of this.

Yes, there are many similarities across the board, but the details and penalties can vary widely.

So when you say to an Amerifag
>why is such and such retarded in USA?
you are most likely asking about a state, county, town (or other municipality) law.

Which means that, for example, I'm just as ignorant of the exact driving laws in Connecticut, even though it's about 50 miles (8,000,000 kilometers) from where I'm sitting right now.

>>686473597
It's a for profit institution in places. Like, say, you have a big company or lots of land or something, well, if you happen to be found with some random marijuana plants or almost ANYTHING, they can say that your lands and business were ENABLING and CONTRIBUTING to the crime, and they can then literally take ownership of your property.

The laws were originally designed so that big drug lords who got busted couldn't use their amassed wealth to get out of jail free, but it's turned into a nightmare where a county sheriff might decide he wants a new squad of patrol cars and needs to shake down some local business that "might" have some planted evidence.

>>686474238
So I guess that's all that freedom americans rant about so often then?

>>686474767
Well, bro, what can I say, people love blind rhetoric. At least it's not Sharia Law where you'd get stoned to death for being on a site like 4chan

>>686474206
Oh yeah I forgot, if you have any significant amount of money in your car when the police stop you for no reason, they can take that too. Doesn't matter if you're switching banks, moving, on your way to make a down payment on a house or buying a car with the cash, it's not yours anymore. The case would be called "United States vs. 10,000 dollars in United States Currency"

>>686468646
how the fuck do you start a car with air pressure produced from an engine that's not running... I don't... fuck... ,y braind

>>686474671
I'm quite sure you replied to the wrong post.
Or you've smoked so much you don't even know what's going on.

Both equally likely.

>>686474962
>>686474206

This

The DA can literally indict a Ham Sandwich if he really wanted to. Of course, they always make it look like it's a big win for the "GOOD GUYS" and how TOUGH they are on crime. It's police state shit in some places. There's a couple of bumble fuck counties that were doing it on the regular and got in trouble with the feds for overstepping their authority.

If you have a standard if you push start the car it will bypass the blo and go

>>686473597
You can't be stopped by the police in the US for "no reason". However, if the particular cop thinks he has a reason, then he can pull you over.

And that "reason" can indeed be vague or even made up.

Then again, I can't imagine that it's different anywhere else. I mean, it's not like cops in Europe have to go to the courthouse and file for a warrant every time they want to pull someone over, right? In any place it's going to be a judgement call.

>All that being said

I've been pulled over numerous times (because I enjoy speeding), and 8 times out of 10 the cop is really cool about it. It's either completely professional where they give a ticket and fuck off, or they joke around and let you go with a verbal warning.

Or they give a ticket for some lesser violation. Which is another weird thing about the states. I was once doing 75mph in a 55 zone, and the guy gave me a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt. Which I was wearing the whole time. But it's a far lesser violation, so he was doing me a favor. I'll grant that this is a particularly weird thing about our system.

*This is all predicated on the fact that I'm white, incidentally.

>>686475389
But it will count as a fail, seeing 13.8v from a running car instead of 12 from an off one.

Fill plastic bags with your exhaled breathe.
Have a stash of them in your car.
Hold up bag w/breather to device and squeeze the air out onto the device.

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Stop drinking and driving you fuck wad

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Hahah good luck, numbnuts. I have had one for 4 years and am on the homestretch. These puppies are super accurate up to .01-.02 detection. Other things set it off like pizza and de-icer. My shit locked me out for an hour because I finished a couple bites of leftover pizza while I was getting gas and failed the fucker!!

Also, don't listen to dummies telling you to get someone else to blow in it. Christ it has you test every 5-10 minutes while the car is on just have them drive.

>>686474874
You could say that...

If police being able to stop and search/investigate you for no reason, then being able to find some obscure reason to put you in jail, and your response to that is to say " well at least it isn't sharia law", then nothing more needs to be said.

You've accepted it on the basis that it isn't as bad as some third world culture...

A country that prides themselves on questionable freedom, yet happily give up those imaginary freedoms once they're told "our imaginary enemy the sand nigger doesn't have that freedom. .. why should you"...

Think about that.

>>686475070
You need more dots you retard............................I. .....................r....................me. ...........RI. ...............................BURGER!.................

>>686467236
By no longer being the scum of the road.when you inevitably crash I hope none else is hurt.

>>686476386
Dude, I'm on your side on it, believe me.

The thing is, it's CORRUPTION. and it's in EVERY COUNTRY. The police aren't supposed to abuse their power, but they do, just like your police abuse their power somtimes. It just so happens US police are very powerful to begin with so when they overstep their power it's just as dystopian as you imagine. They aren't supposed to, though

Everyone pushed the envelope, and the people with power are no exception. If anything they feel more fearless about doing just that.

>>686475580
That doesn't sound very free.

Here.cops can pull.you.over randomly.for the purpose.of a traffic stop.
But all you.need to do is provide license and rego.
They'll ask for more based on the actual intention of stopping you, but you just say no and they can't do anything else.

>>686476314
Every 5-10 minutes.
That's a driving hazard.

What if your on a highway?

>>686474667
Underrated post

>>686476697
They can't do that in my.country.

As I've said, they can stop you randomly, but other than checking licence and rego, anything else require you to agree.

>>686467497
No you dumb fuck

>>686476386
>>686476697

This.

Most cops/judges/DAs aren't out to throw citizens under the proverbial bus.

At worst the majority just want to do their jobs and go home. At best they really believe in truth, justice and the american way.

How many thousands (hundreds of thousands?) of encounters do you think the 300+ million Americans have with police every day? And how many end with some kind of injustice?

We hear a lot about the worst of it, because that makes for good ratings and retweets. But by and large the system isn't as dystopian as you might desperately want to believe.

You need to get a bad cop, bad DA and bad judge to actually get fucked over for the most part. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but there are multiple steps to the legal process for a reason.

>>686477485
Explain why not you dumb fuck

>>686476952

It's the same here.

If they see a court mandated breathalyzer in your car they'll probably go a little further, but that's only because they can see that you're some kind of degenerate in the first place.

Seriously, despite everything you see in the news 99% of the time it's as you say.. they check your license (and insurance here) and you go.

>>686477167
yeah sometimes its pretty annoying focusing on merging and the fucking thing is beeping away. If you have too many 'abort' blows that the device doesn't recognize the horn will start to go off until you can get the device to read your attempts.

My first month with it I had music up a bit too loud and missed the alert and my horn started blaring scaring the shit out of other drivers

>>686477498
Just say no

>>686477759
If it has to be explained, then you're too dumb to understand the explanation.

>>686477498
Well I don't know about muricans, but here in the UK. Police have targets to meet. They have to dish out X amount of tickets. If they are on speed trap duty they have to catch X amount of cars.

>>686478061
Any bullshit erosion of your liberties in the UK is either also in the US or about to be in the US. The UK is the petri dish the power elite experiment with ways to fuck us in the ass to see what we'll tolerate.

>>686478061
As far as that goes, it's the same here. If a cop doesn't pull anyone over that month, they don't say "Oh, the citizens must be really being good boys and girls!" They say "Dude what the fuck were you doing, just jerking off or watching cartoons on your phone?"

The assumption is that people are breaking the law all the time, and have to be caught.

>>686477843
Kek. Why don't they just let the drunk people focus on driving?

>>686477786
Here the concept of putting a police issued device on your car doesn't exist.

If you get caught for drink driving, you lose your license.

Police don't have the power to forcibly modify our possessions.

>>686477843
That honestly sounds more dangerous than a drunk driving.
What genius thought that was a good idea?

>>686478449
Well, dude, they don't forcefully modify your possessions. If you get a DUI here you BEG to go on probation instead of going to prison, and feel LUCKY to walk free with just having to be monitored 24/7.

It's either Jail or Probation on a leech.

>>686478585
Somebody making money off stupid people who want "solutions" to problems without solutions

Like the county trucks in rural areas you see spraying pesticide. That doesn't do shit, but the people selling those chemicals make a fuckton of money from taxpayers.

>>686478449
I hope you're not UK, otherwise you are wrong, very wrong.

>>686478030
I think the opposite actually...
It reads airflow and measures alcohol content.

There are very few variables.

But I see you.didnt explain it.like I asked, so I guess you can't.
Probably because you're a dumb cunt, like I suggested.

>>686474667
I'm in Connecticut and I get one of these pieces of shit next month, this states laws blow

>>686478654
this.

Also depending on state laws can include expensive and lengthy outpatient treatment programs with random UA.

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>>686479018
<<<<<.......... I mean.... YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW IN IT!

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>>686467236
lol only in america you need to suck your car to roll
ultimate cucks!
when Hilary wins niggers will triple their population and will enjoy your white girls while you are at work to pay for their welfares, maybe if you are lucky enough you will have to take care of the niggers offspring

>>686471275
I tried this, the DMV requires it to move on. I dodged cops for a year only to find out the time period that one was required started once they recieve proof one is installed.
Just get it put in.

>>686478654
Well I'm referring to this breathlock device that the thread is about, but one of my friends got done drink driving 7 times....
Just license loss, extended license loss, fines each time, increasing each time, but never got locked up.

He shouldve, and that's rare, usually here, if you get done a 4th/5th time, you'll serve your fines in prison time.

What country are you living in?

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>>686467236
Its simple just put a penny in your mouth and blow hard OP

>>686468325
If you know what I mean

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>>686478803
And all that money goes to the illuinati to fund the reptilian overlords

I got a dui for smoking weed. No alcohol in my system, and I still have to get an interlock. Makes perfect sense right?

Buy a moped gg done

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>>686480021
Get back in the kitchen with your old wives tale.

I've driven drunk dozens of times never got caught cause I don't drive stupidly

>>686478869
If I was in the UK I wouldn't be saying the things I'm saying would I?

>>686480426
Tell that to the niggers tracing your IP and preparing to sit outside you house all day/night.

>>686467236
Stop drinking and trying to drive. Or you can drive into a brick wall at 90+ with no seatbelt when you're sober. You'll never have to do it again and we won't have to share the road with such a colossal faggot.

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>>686480473
I don't know, I've met some SPECIAL people on my travels. How do I know you're not one of them?

>>686479465
You almost made sense until you thought cucking was an actual thing.

Chimpouts, violence, crime, murder and general vandalism and communal rubbish are likely....

The only involvement (non obese) white women will have in this is a 1000% increased chance of being raped.

>>686480793
this

by not being such a shitty person

>>686481084
It is a thing, just last night I cucked fish fingers. Muricans know them as Fishsticks.

>>686480623
Who's IP?
If you don't know how the internet works, don't say stupid things suggesting that you do.

>>686481013
You can't know for sure, I've met plenty of them myself.
You can either take my word for it, or not.

Makes no difference to me.

how do i down vote comments?

>>686481508
I'm not gonna say "you" but the guy who claims to drink drive all the time. 1 swift IP search and they have you home address, assuming you're/they're not behind a proxy. More of an inconvenience for the user than your/there government.
Once address is acquired sit outside and wait. Retard drives. Arrests made.

>>686472179
Newsflash: Not all cops are Canadians that'll only pull you over for a legitimate reason. Faggot.

>>686481501
OK Timmy.

Your handlers calling....
I think it's past your bedtime.

>>686467236
Walk.

>>686468646
Modern cars are too efficient, sore head at worst??

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>>686481695
I'll take your word for it. But don't fuck me on this, ya'here!

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>>686482182
Summerfag.

>>686467236
By being a responsible human being.

>>686482155
You just proved my point.

That's not how it works, even if there's no proxy/vpn/tor

The IP will lead to an ISP, then a court order is needed to get the personal details from them.

If you're USAsian, the ISP will probably give your details anyway, but if not, I'm sure a court order will come withing 12 hours.

In countries with freedom, ISP's say get fucked, and getting a court order requires undoubtable evidence.

The internet doesn't work the way you think it does.

>>686472179
He>>686473597
This person gets piss drunk and drives literally so much they have to be tested in real time for alcohol in order to drive


Nigga they are getting pulled over. This is not a smart person

>>686482178
Aren't they?
Neither am I.

What's your deal with Canadians?
Why even mention them?

I can honestly say that was the shittiest most useless newsflash in the history of newsflashes....
Whatever the fuck newsflashes are.

>>686482813
> he Insulted me
> better call him a newfag/summerfag
You sure showed me anon

>>686467236
helium

check youtube for proof

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>>686483004
The Internet works exactly as I think it does. Have fun in your bubble, bubble boy. Just don't get too complacent because it will undoubtedly burst. With your attitude, sooner rather than later, I'm guessing.

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>>686483496
Settle down... I actually found it a bit funny. Not a lot but it gave me half a smirk. Why are you even mad, you're the one that insulted me?

>>686482583
My word is bond.
But please never say ya'here again for your own good.
Watch this to understand why...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lG7a7T_vgWg

>>686484423
I now believe you.
Also good point, very well made.
I shall never again utter such nigger BS for the rest of my days Ya'feel me?

>>686483667
But it doesn't.
You think it does, so in your mind it does, but it doesn't.

Perhaps in USAsia, where you have no privacy laws, and people get doxed from the slightest info...

That's not how the rest of the world work anon..
Try those whois sites o an IP from a couple try outside the US, and you'll get a city at best, not an address like we can get from you guys.

>>686467236
>>>/o/

>>686467236

Just get another car.

>>686470362
No, it is true. If you get arrested for drunk driving, one of the conditions of getting your license back can be having one of these devices installed in your car, and you cannot drive without the device. It is illegal for you to drive a car that does not have one of these installed. You asshole.

>>686468189
kek'd

>>686471114
If you get pulled over you asshole

>>686484175
To be sure I'm totally mad bro....
So mad I'm stirring up USAsians about their ridiculously unfree legal system.

I guess it takes a legal system that strips all freedom to live in the land of the free.

>>686471275
When you get it installed they give you paperwork that proves it. You need that paperwork to get your license back

>>686485332
Not Murican. Keep trying.
Also you reep what you sow.
If I wanted your details you wouldn't take long. I've already got a red X on a huge section of the map. Keep talking and we can narrow it down some more. Don't even need an IP when people keep digging their own holes.

>>686485244
I did... until you did it again.
You dirty nigger

Niggers are pieces of shit ya'hearin'me

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Nigger

>>686471746
Not if you get pulled over

>>686467990
Do they not keep records in your shit hole of a country? The new car would have to be registered and obviously a dui would show up you idiot.

>>686471979
Or not randomly.

>>686472192
Every 15 minutes?

>>686469410
The interlock requires you to blow in it every so often you retard

>>686486038
Oh no.
He's back tracing me and already has a big red X...
Not on a small section of "the" map, but on a large section.

I are scared and boots are quaking.

Even if you're just pretending to be retarded, that's some.cringe thread shit right there.

>>686485775
Why do people keep assuming I'm Murican? I've been in this thread from the get go and not once have I stated I'm a Trump sniffer.

>>686486188
But it would be random if the vehicle wasn't registered to him

>>686486365
The retard is the one that thought they can make someone drive safer by having an alarm go off in their car and have them.stop and blow in a tube every 5-15 minutes....

Good thing balloons s are cheap hey.

>>686486051
I'ma touching you nigger. Ya'dig?

Use a penny to bypass the 1st stage interlock. Then use two toothpicks wedged into the service technicians module while quickly pouring chlorine and brake fluid simultaneously into the factory ignition switch. This will permanently bypass ANY type of disabling device in any vehicle, and law enforcement will never be the wiser.
If you've been drinking and don't want a DWI, take approximately 3.5 oz. equal parts ammonia with bleach prior to driving. It won't sober you up, but you'll never have to worry about blowing a high BAC for the po-po.
Party on Wayne!

>>686472879
Does freedom to you mean anarchy? Are all foreigners as stupid as you?

Nigga why the fuck does a car have that? Had to be Honda.

>>686486147
>Register it in someone else's name if you have to.
Do they no read in your shit hole of a country?

>>686473062
That suit shit is a mean. I went dressed nice and it made no difference. Some guy before me was in a fuckin wife beaten and got the same sentence with the same bac.

>>686473376
Are you so uncoordinated you can't breathe while paying attention to the road? You're a bunch of inbred genetic mutations in britain.

>>686486607
I didn't say YOU were USAsian, I said I was only here to laugh at them.cry about police being able to essentially do whatever they want, while still believing the "freedom" propaganda that's rimmed down their throats on the end of a cock.

>>686474767
I swear yuros like you have such a hard on for bringing up freedom. Way more than Americans. What is this obsession you have?

>>686487079
You had to take the joke so far that it wasn't funny anymore...
Now.youre just a nigger.

I'd say I'll catch you.in the welfare line, but you know....

Real people never go anywhere near that zoo.

>>686478908
because the air from a pump would not be the same as air exhaled from your lungs

>>686487100
You're a fuck head.
If too many people get around it, they'll start to catch on..
Don't tell.people.this shit

>>686476386
When have you heard any of us say we pride ourselves on freedom? That was 50 years ago and it's a rhetoric you refuse to let go because you have no other arguments

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>>686487100
>>686487100
Kek
Party on Garth.

>>686477400
It doesn't matter if they can't. They do. Unless you think you live in marshmallow land where corruption doesn't exist.

>>686487157
Anarchy doesn't work.
But treating somone that drive drunk 2-3 times.times . the same as a murderer or rapist surely doesn't either.

> drive drunk a few times
> is murder/rapist
Is that what freedom looks like to you you dumb USAsian?

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>>686487585
Dude.... You fags can't even manage gears whilst driving.

>>686478908
Why do you put random periods in your sentences? Are you that moronic?

>>686488738
I drive a stick shift. Try again you inbred faggot.

>>686488722
They don't treat them that way. Next bullshit assessment.

>>686467236
Try eating activated almonds.

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>>686487957
I feel ya'dawg. I really niggered up this thread didn't I. Ya'shamed.

>>686468266
/thread

>>686471201
They take pictures when you blow. At least they do in Texas.

>>686488968
I drive my stick shift when I'm alone too. No need to announce it faggot.

>>686487924
I'm no a euro, but why would anyone bring something up they'd never heard of?

You link me to one american presidential speech from the last 5 years that doesn't mention freedom, and I'll admit you admit rent rent admit rent rent faggot...

But you won't, because you can't, because Ameriburgers shout freedom every chance they get...

Which is a lot considering how many of them are morbidly obese and chairbound Internet addicts.

That's some serious irony

>>686488051
> there are very few variables
It's a tax funded machine, it's not magic..

Temp/humidity/CO2

That's the best it can do.

Blow.up balloons when sober, keep in vehicle.
Keep vehicle aircon at body temp.

Release.balllon through Nazionale machine when needed.

You still never explained why.
Saying "because the air is different" is not an explanation.

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This is now a burger munching Yankee doodle pidgin thread.

I'll start:

I hate Muricans because:
Texas.

>>686488243
Every political speech in America in recent years.
Every America thread on here.
Every non America thread on here.
American advertising
Every American I've met

If you're American, and you don't see the indoctrination to convince American of their freedom, you're a retard....

Just the kind of person the like to have as a citizen

>>686488453
Yes... I live in marshmallow land.

Corruption is irrelevant.
I say no, anything that happens after that means nothing, because it's illegal, and can't be used in court.

Where do you live?
Iron Maiden land?