Waifu claiming thread. Definitely-Not-Lewd EditionThe rules are very simple:uhhrules?RP
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Definitely-Not-Lewd Edition
The rules are very simple:
>uhh
>rules?
>RP + ERP = BAD
>stuff
>Damn these are complicated
>most importantly
>no lewds here
>^_~
>claiming yume
>>686441557
this is now a crispy thread
>>686441432
Then there's Total war: Warhammer
No sleep for Rikaaaaaaaa
>didn't put "no horses" in the rules
>>686441447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3OQwyvKmk
>>686441539
i did. actually 10 am, not night
ok actually need to go to bed good morning
>>686441557
no lewd indeed....
Helpe helper pepe
>>686441717
>for the leg fiend
>drunken finding of the paths is over. Now drunken sleeps time.
>>686441557
what about RP - ERP?
>>686441861
>best waifu legs
didn't saw you in a looooooong time!
>>686441964
mares have best legs
>>686441948
That leaves us with E
>We don't want that
>>686441861
Goodnight drunken friend
>>686441833
Didn't think I'd find someone more degenerate than me any time soon in this thread
fu,ck up, som,e commas,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKl6umkwKfU
Home! Internet! Salvation!
Also, good night/morning /waifu/!
>>686442290
>not degenerate
>ponies
Pick one, and then kys
>>686442181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6OUIjtM6E
>>686442487
by all means
>>686442487
You have your own containment board. Post there.
>>686442552
>>686442622
you have like 5 boards you poop
>>686442729
You have one too much.
>>686441964
Been busy with life. I do post a lot, just not at this time.
>>686442729
You have your own. Post there.
>>686442923
We don't have to. It's the random board.
>>686442923
Nowhere in the rules does it say that anime is not allowed outside its boards.
Ponies though.
>Fubuki claimed
Hello everyone
>Ha-na-ko~
Well this thread derailed quickly
>>686443574
Hello Buky. How are you?
>>686443574
Yo. How've you been?
>>686443577
Hmm? Someone say something?
>>686443624
Happens every time
>feelsbad
>>686443786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz5Bf1aK1ig
>>686443624
Hey Maki, doing pretty fine thanks for asking. What about you? :)
>>686443786
I've been pretty good, what about you? ^^
>>686443885
Nice song. Now did you need something?
>>686444013
It's almost 1:30 in the morning here
Coffee rush should be almost done by now
>>686443786
every day during daytime threads ;_;
now we wait to be liberated by the amerifats
>>686444013
I'm not bad, a bit tired been a lazy week, but apart from that I'm great
>>686444156
i don't think i needed anything....
>>686444349
Oh? What did you call me for then?
>>686444448
Hello, friend
>>686444448
Syndra.
>>686444560
i didn't call you, just linking songs.....
>>686444448
Hmm lets see >>686444444
>>686444560
Hello Hanako
>>686444643
Kyouko.
>>686444673
Oh, thanks! So this wasn't you then? >>686443577
>>686444444
>>686444933
no...i don't know who it was
Claimed
This is now a beastiality thread with all the pony fuckers that have shown up.
>>686445030
That's... spooky.
>I wonder who it was?
>>686445411
a skeleton probably....
>You're so silly, Hanako <3
>Uhuhu~
Comfy thread.
>>686445889
Hold on a second. You sound familiar...
>>686446299
would be even better without the horse fuckers
>>686446299
QB looks comfy as well.
Claimed
>>686446700
Welcome back, Birb. I was making food and missed you and Umi leave.
heeyyy everybody
kirara claimd
>>686446780
I went on a walk, 3km in the mountains behind the house! o/
How was the food fam?
>>686446714
Also hi Yume o/
...>>686446850
>>686441557
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>686447052
Yeah I saw! Hope it was fun.
Just made one of my classics, ham and swiss (kek) salad sandwich, was great
>>686441948
A pink haired waifu! Ohohohoho!
>I insert the schwanz into the pink haired waifu's ear
>There is the vigorous thrusting
Unf unf unf unf hnnnnnnngh!
>the powreful ograsm of schwanz majestically releases the royal cream
>It leaks from both ears
Aaaahhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>>686447180
Sweet, I'm having homemade pizza tonight! Grandmother baking that shit real good
>>686446339
>Do I? <3
I just went over the entire catalog
Why the fuck is this the least autistic thread on /b/
>>686447999
I knew I heard that laugh somewhere!
>Wait a second
>If you're here, that means...
Dear Neptune save me.
>>686447999
Nice trips Noire, also hi
>>686442885
Go back home ponyfag! We don't want that here!
>I defecate powerfully to mark the territory
>The schwanz grows larger and harder with erectness
>I tackle Princess Luna and insert my schwanz into her anus
Princess Luna! Run!
>I edgeaculate powrefully with the ograsm
>The seamin shoots out of Princess Luna's mouth forcefully and rapid fire like a machine gun
>I rotate Princess Luna to shoot all the ponies
This whole thread should be a cringe thread.
Kys everyone.
>>686447594
Awh that's cute~
How old are you grandparents? Mine are too old really too cook nice things. It makes me sad.
>>686447999
senpai re-emerging with the classic trips
>>686448166
>get
/waifu/
>>686448166
>>686448166
you dubs compelled me to come out of lurking
>>686440644
is a pretty decent thread
but yea, /b/ has gone to shit, ate it, thrown up, ate that, thrown up again, ate it again, thrown up again but on a cat this time, burned the cat, ate it, and thrown up again
>cc
>>686448436
>cc
mysterious
>>686448345
They're in their 80's. Also I know that feel, thats what I work with. Eldercare ia harder then people think it is!
>>686448166
We're just that good
you guys are fucking retarded. people do not do this shit unless something is wrong with them
>>686447052
hi man...
what is your waifus name?
>>686447999
thats nearly lewd
>>686448436
Hello C.C.
Forgot your flash drive?
>>686448623
nah, its in the next room, just been moving around all day so icba to get it
>>686448622
Her name is Kotori Minami and she's from Love Live just like britfag Maki. She usually goes under the name Birb tho.
Also I heard you like legs, so here ya go
>>686448580
My grandmother had a stroke two months back as well. My mom and her sister take turns in staying with her overnight. It's so sad.
>>686448171
Huh~
You worry too much Hanako, I literally don't have time for you now.
Only a couple of minutes every once in a while to write here <3
>>686448223
Ohayou~
>>686448345
Hehe~
I'm just passing by, I'll probably reply every 10-15 minutes <3
>>686448622
Yeah it is.
>>686448927
ah good to know Kotori
yes I am addicted to legs
badly addicted
>>686449030
Oh. Well, that was a relief. I'm safe.
>and a little dissapointed for some reason
>don't know why
Well. That's it from me. I'm almost fading out now.
Goodnight all!
>>686449030
I'll see you when I see you then~
Akiko claimed
Man, eating after not having had any food in 40 hours is a satisfaction rarely bested
>>686449052
Your call for legs has been heard
>>686448931
Awh that sucks :( Isnt there any place that can do it for you instead? Thats what I work with, we go home to people and give them their meds and help them to sleep and such
>>686449030
How are you?~
>>686449052
Thats lewd! Nice to meet you though!
>>686449603
thats great but...
well...
it looks like akiko is masterbaiting...
>>686449603
The Overwatch famine strikes again
>>686449813
>I don't see the problem
>>686449800
>checked
>swimsuit
>lewd
choose one
>>686449800
Well my Grandma's as stubborn as the rest of our family and won't go to a home.
She had an operation to put a tube in her arteries to keep the blood flow going (forgot the name) so hopefully she won't have another.
At least she's better to the point she is fine on her own in the daytime, 4 weeks ago she had to have 24hr care and my mom's brother even came from New Zealand to care for her.
So she's on the mend and I'm glad.
Goin to the city tomorrow
Got my lady tickets to the Miku Expo thing for her birthday back in December
wew
>>686449813
She's not?
>>686449818
You put the fam in my famine, let's play another game later
>>686449874
Exactly
>>686450200
sounds like a fun tsuyu!!! hope you two have a great time!!!!
Gooooood morning everyone.
>>686449603
This picture speaks to me.
>>686450206
Think I'm playing with some of my friends later. Want an invite if we've got a slot open?
>>686450333
Those trips speak to me
>>686450341
Sure, if you have a free spot for another shitter on your team just hit me up on discord or battlenet, whatever
>>686450200
Tsuyu a qt
>>686450136
Pff
>>686450183
Must feel great that it's better with her! As I said, I work with that kind of stuff so I can relate. It gets really hard on the family when they need 24h care.
>>686449548
Hehe~
I guess you can say that~
>Disappointed? Ooh~?
We'll see each other later or tomorrow.
>>686449571
Right now~! <3
>>686449800
I'm okay thanks~
Just a bit tired. You?
This drama has no funding and will only hurt you for no reason.
Fuck
>>686450733
kek
I'll let you know buddy
>>686450803
>tfw this pic would be perfect for /waifu/ with maki and not rin
>
Yeah I'm happy. Think I'm seeing her on monday, going home for dinner because it's bank holiday, kinda a family tradition
>>686450882
>a wild qt appears
>>686441557
>late claim
>>686450882
You're still doing great~
>>686451159
ƃuıƃuɐɥ noʎ ǝǝs uɐɔ ı
>>686450329
Gonna be fun.
>>686450803
Thank you
>>686451435
So cute!! <3
>>686451159
wait it's honoka
fuck
>maki
>>686451485
it'll be a great night for ya tsuyu!!! best of luck tomorrow!!!
>>686451435
Milinda claim
>>686450882
A bit bored but otherwise fine!
>>686451159
I knooow! Stupid Rin destroying the pic :(
Also must be great to go home once in a while
>qt pic
>>686451485
No u
>>686451159
Well you always are <3
>Tightly hugs
>>686451321
Yeah, kind of~
>>686451709
good day milli!!! how goes things???
Yui claimed
>>686451725
See >>686451656
Yeah I like going now and again. I really like living in the city though. And I've got an important letter waiting for me too kek
>so is yours
>>686451743
>hug back
>>686451843
Hey Kagami.
>Sorry about your ship...
Im doing alright. Hurting a little but other than that, doing good. You?
>>686452496
it's fine....it'll get better, i just hope megumin isn't too hurt about it....
are you hurting less than yesterday?
im alright, just recording some stuff lol
This is a day.
>>686452795
I hope so. I liked your ship. Sad to see it go.
A little less. I think most of it is because i'm still really happy. Being in a good mood probably helps.
What are you recording?
>>686451991
Hey
>>686453066
it is!!! what kinda day is it??
>>686453139
me too....but maybe it's for the better
that's good!!! im glad you're getting better milli, and it's good that you be here
songs for someone lol
>>686441557
How many cringe threads need to be going at once?
>>686453201
Up to anything interesting?
>>686453307
forgot pic....
>>686453201
Hey Sinon! Sorry I didn't see you there for a minute. How are you?
>>686453307
Maybe, only time will tell.
Thanks friend. Im just glad I can be here. You all make my day.
Oh? Now i'm interested... kek
>>686453066
Indeed, a Friday to be specific
>>686453307
Bit of a slow, uninteresting one. And I can tell it's you from the writing style anyway. What about you?
>>686453618
That it is. Many birthdays today, that's about it.
dead bread
>>686453847
i hope that's not a bad thing lol...my day is going okay, got anything going on for memorial day???
All about some forgiveness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QlqqhzLVFo
>>686454784
Which, slow day or writing style? Neither are bad, really. Your writing style is cute and energetic. I have no plans - parents are going to Hawaii for a week so I'm spending it with the dog. At least I'm off work, so I'm pleased about that. What do you have planned?
>attacking on Dorado
>3 team mates instantly go sniper
every time
>>686454821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0aoh363PI4
You cant forgive if they are already dead.
How are you doing today ?
>>686455045
the writing hahah, thanks!!! i try to be!
hawaii huh?? are they on a honeymoon or somethin'??
i don't have any plans, as usual lol
>>686455124
Hello Shiki
You're also having a great day!
>>686455124
>Attacking on Watchpoint Gibraltar
>50 seconds left before losing
>2 teammates switch to Widowmaker
>???
Everytime.
>>686455405
Well, you succeed brilliantly. Today is dad's 50th birthday, Wednesday is their 25th anniversary, so yes.
>>686455474
Yuuko.
>>686455124
>>686455749
Kek.
Have you seen pro overwatch yet?
I was watching Luminosity scrim on twitch yesterday it was insane
>>686455813
thank you!!!
the big five o....my dad just turned 50 last month!! is your dad gonna do anything crazy like buy a porsche?? lol
>>686455353
It depends on your beliefs.
Exhausted from the gym, otherwise doing pretty good.
How about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i4x8PC25nY
>>686455813
Ren
>yuuko
>>686455474
It's hard not to have a good day when you got a new game and going full NEET mode. But how about your day?
.>>686455749
I don't know what they expect, at that point I usually go for a Reinhardt or Zarya for a surrpsie push.
On another note, there's a special place in hell for teams with multiple Torbjörns
>>686456388
>there's a special place in hell for teams with multiple Torbjörns
Add a bastion to that for maximum cancer combo.
>>686456388
Wonderful days for all.
I am simply relaxing at home for the moment.
I can see the appeal of neet life.
I wanna impregnate my waifu!
>>686441557
been seeing much more KS lately, is it because they finally announced that part 2 would never happen
>>686456069
Wanna go pro with me Maki?
>>686456511(You)
>>686456789
Of course I do qt~
>>686453417
not even one interesting thing happened. You?
>>686453525
Hi there! Feeling ok I guess.. What about you, Friend? (:
>sinon
>>686456707
but your waifu isn't even Mari
>>686456290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig
Finished moving my lawn, now im just chilling and waiting for fallout 4 to redownload. Fucked everything up with too many mods.
Thankfully i just got a new, more stable internet connection so it should be done in an hour or so.
In the meanwhile im just watching random shit on youtube.
>>686456712
They announced that ks would never happen soon after the release. Is there something new?
>>686456893
Nothing out of the ordinary, everything is going as planned.
>>686456649
Indeed.
>>686456679
Well the neet life is terrible, but after a month of stress and no sleep, not leaving the house for anythingnbut jogging and playing copious amounts of OW is great.
>>686456873
Thank (You)
>>686456893
Any better than yesterday friend?
Im good. Still in a really good mood. My prayers have been answered, Mirai is back and okay and i'm sooo glad.
>>686456649
Git gud scrub
>play roadhog
>ruin bastion's day
>play Genji
>ruin Torbjorn's day
>>686456109
I don't think he's much for a midlife crisis, this trip will probably (hopefully) be all. Is there anything fun to do in your area?
>>686457006
Kind of reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByuZfnImh9o
Sounds good.
I never modded my FO4, and now just waiting for new DLC since I already finished the latest with all achievements done.
Never finished the main storyline though, it got too boring.
>>686457362
yeah!! hopefully lol, make sure he doesn't show up with a harley
mmm probably, i don't really know honestly....
what about you??
>>686457595
I haven't finished with the main quests either.
Even though i have +200h in it. Either way the main story isn't that great.
Witch dlc are you talking about? Far harbor came out quite a bit ago.
Still, Fo:nv is the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkIO6_Myrro
bread bump desu
>>686458474
Wohoo! Whats the meta like?
Answer me in the next thread, about to have dinner
>>686458758
Okay cute~
See you in next bread
>>686458474
Do you still have your stalker?
>claim
>>686458892
Hi Discount Megumin
>>686459020
REEEEEEEEE
How are you?
>Ama
>>686458892
not seen them for a few days tbh
>maki
>>686459053
RIP prawn who got shot in the face after 10 minutes in the movie
I liked D-9
>Akiko
>>686459114
Im good. Unfortunately about to leave. Just wanted to say hi.
>Milinda
