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Post the ugliest bitch you've fucked.
>>686388429
bumping
redhead on the right
>>686389215
>ugliest bitch
>>686389042
I'm fapping to this one......
>>686389215
or girl on left. Hard to decide which was uglier. Both were in my Freshman year of college
>>686389501
girl on left. great ass though. loose as fuck, but it made for a long night. shame I cheated for her, but she did help me study for my french test.
What an odd night that was, eating leftovers from Buffalo Wild Wings. They were her leftovers, but she was willing to share. Yes, it wasn't as good as eating them fresh, nor was she worth it, but the memory is still strong.
>>686389599
cheated on my exwife with this one.
took her to the playground of an elementary school late at night and fucked her on a bench. She straddled me and i blew my load. her fucking British voice did it for me
Not that bad of a lay and can look decent when she's all dolled up, but the personality drove me up the fucking wall. Now I cringe anytime I see a pic of her.
>>686388429
I would but your mom broke my camera
>>686390122
She looks kind of fun and interesting. low maintenance
I didn't manage to cum tbh
>>686389918
white trash. First name stormmie. had a kid by another man, was on craigslist.
there is so much sadness in this thread
>>686389213
Should I post pussy shots?
>>686390237
Eh. I wouldnt go back to her if offered the choice.
>>686390244
Cute, I'd fuck the shit out of her.
>>686390505
oh god her pussy probably looks like a flesh parachute
>>686390484
Kek
>>686390505
lets see those tits
>>686390581
Sides are in orbit
>>686390608
Oh dear god anon. How desperate can one guy be?
>>686390484
Um.. Any nudes?
>>686390654
Copy that
>>686390608
>>686390789
lots of booze...
>>686390552
idk man
she seemed like a boy
I was hoping for her to not take all her clothes off, and then she did it
Link unfortunately and hilariously related
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=413332670
>>686390608
Fuck, anon. I feel so much better now. Thanks.
>>686390521
>>>>>>>>
>>686390872
Well where're the nudes?
Total butter face
>>686389772
go see a fucking doctor and show him this post. take the prescription he writes for anti-autism injections and get it filled. inject it into your peehole. wait 2-3 days for the drug to build up in your system. watch as your life magically gets better.
>your welcome friend
The girl with glasses. Worst lay of my life, laid there like a fish and squeaked like a bad pornstar the entire time.
>>686390990
More?
>>686391008
I mean she's fat, but shes actually pretty cute. Bad lay?
>>686391402
by the way, that's a good picture of her, she has a good body, but she's a complete butterface.
>>686391258
goat butter maybe. dude her body looks like a trainwreck
she was a hippie for a while, then when she met a friend of mine who's into the occult, and realized it would piss off her parents if she did that stuff, she got all into satan seemingly overnight. very gullible. and naive. I took her virginity, and the very next day she claimed she was pregnant. And at the time she was fixated on the idea that she was a vampire princess, and her dad (who left when she was 4) only left to go do vampire stuff, and he himself was the king of vampires or some shit. idk she watched too much twilight and tru blood or whatever.
I cheated on her with her friend while we dated in highschool. Honestly she wasn't half bad I was just restless.
>ugliest girl I laid surpasses these uggos
>stew fish effect
>>686391402
Any more pics of her?
>>686391258
That bod tho...
>>686391470
that's the only nude I have of her.
She was some brazilian exchange student I met on tinder.
she sucked dick really well though but that's a given with the uglies.
>>686391127
Like her tits though!
one on the right
>>686389042
that actually gave me chills, the expression on her face...
>>686391678
...what about it? the shitty tan or the weird bumps on her thighs?
>>686391670
Only what I could pull off her facebook. Fucked her in high school and haven't seen her since, nudes have long been deleted.
>>686391258
Uh.. That's a guy.
>accidental faggot
>>686390122
kinda looks like orlando bloom
>>686388429
>>686391741
I see.
>>686391871
lol
yeah man ugliest for sure but she was tight
>>686391776
Total crapshoot.
>>686391529
No. Great in the sack. Just really dumb and annoying.
She was a major squirter which was awesome. I would totally fuck her again.
>>686391393
she seems like the kind of girl that's delusional and overly dramatic. Slightly schizophrenic possibly? Makes for a good lay, but overall, she will probably kill your dog, and slash your tires if you break her heart.
>>686391402
lol i'm pretty sure i went to school with one of them..
>>686392050
Now i feel like a huge faggot, dude, the fuck
>>686389042
those eyes have seen shit
>>686390824
more please
>>686391670
Best I can do for ya /b/ro
>>686390484
Adrien Brody looking bitch
I was bored af and decided to fuck her.
>>686392256
I'm sorry :(
>>686392354
A+ tits
>>686392143
You are absolutely correct.
>>686392354
hot as fuck
>>686391332
brother, have you ever seen a meadowlark fly from the treetops to the top of the grill you have neglected during the rainy season? your post is just as fleeting.
I have seen posts like yours throughout time, and they all share a common trait: brevity. If you want me to change my ways, express them through prose. I am not one to view your words with disdain. Nay, I am one to glean the most from your retort. Perhaps you have walked the life of a man without experience, adventure, or risk. I can see it in your misspellings and misgivings.
One day you will have your lowest moment. You will be close to death and ponder if you are right for this world. I could say that you should end your life now, but I think that you are already doing so now. Perhaps I am wrong, but you appear to be a man of few talents and many apprehensions. I can feel your distaste for modern society, yet you attempt to assimilate so. I do not pity you, but I wish you the best. I do not love you, but I feel your presence in my heart. Perhaps one day, you and I could share the same views. Today, however, shows me that your life and my life are very much apart. You will see one day. You will see that life offers you many temptations, but the opportunities which appear fresh are not the ones worth picking. Yes! Life is a game, but when has anything easy ever been worth picking first?
>>686391332
Peehole injections FTW
>>686392123
Good in bed but otherwise a whore and kinda boring.
>>686391212
mamma june on weight watchers
>>686392697
that's a man
>>686390521
looks like the crazy chick from breakfast club
I'd post one of the many ugly bitches I've fucked but that would trigger my ptsd
>>686389309
>i'm not saying you are from 9fag, but...
>you are from 9fag
http://m.xhamster.com/movies/4519687/chubby_amateur_chloe_clover_pov_blowjob_with_facial.html
>>686392716
Dem tits
>>686391789
>>686392763
pretty much
>>686388429
I'd fuck her.
>>686388429
You had sex with lena dunham? Gross.
>>686391258
how was the feminine penis?
>>686393118
that's Jessi Slaughter dumbass
>>686389897
oh man!
please tell me you did the mom, too!
>>686390505
I would keep her and use her often! She's fucking hot!
>>686389772
still thinkin about those wings?
>>686389042
Steve Buscemi?
>>686388429
Ugly as sin but boy, can she suck a dick.
>>686390608
I'd still fuck her...
>>686393405
no. hell no.
>>686390484
that schnoz is glorious
horrible in bed, terrible taste in music, but super cool chick and dat rack
>>686393349
That's NOT Jessi Slaughter you fucking moron.
>>686393529
Not that ugly tbh
>>686392697
How do you see that??
>>686391008
Good lay, bad lay... I want to find out. Bring her to me.
>>686393479
In that case you get a cunt pic, anon.
>>686391127
One more to stack on my cock!
>>686393602
second pic to confirm great tits
>>686393681
That's one of her decent pictures. You haven't seen her other pictures.
>>686393635
>>686393349
So. Much. Autism.
>>686392354
More?
>>686391518
Very nice. Any chance she's in Sacto CA?
>>686393529
Is that just a really good photo of her? Because she looks pretty there.
>>686393844
Go to bed, Adrian.
>>686393910
So. Much. Fag.
>>686393903
Share 'em
Moar of her
>>686394056
>>686393819
she was excellent in bed as well
top 3
I would blow my load in her and she would latch onto me and make me carry her to the bathroom and put her on the toilet so my cum could drain out of her and not get all over her sheets.
>>686392141
She looks like my son's mother when we were in college. makes me want her even more. Sexy and angry fuck!
>>686394042
Do it, faggot.
>>686394027
Who the hell is Adrian
>>686393832
More please, how is her ass?
>>686392065
>she
brother, have you ever seen a meadowlark fly from the treetops to the top of the grill you have neglected during the rainy season? your post is just as fleeting.
I have seen posts like yours throughout time, and they all share a common trait: brevity. If you want me to change my ways, express them through prose. I am not one to view your words with disdain. Nay, I am one to glean the most from your retort. Perhaps you have walked the life of a man without experience, adventure, or risk. I can see it in your misspellings and misgivings.
One day you will have your lowest moment. You will be close to death and ponder if you are right for this world. I could say that you should end your life now, but I think that you are already doing so now. Perhaps I am wrong, but you appear to be a man of few talents and many apprehensions. I can feel your distaste for modern society, yet you attempt to assimilate so. I do not pity you, but I wish you the best. I do not love you, but I feel your presence in my heart. Perhaps one day, you and I could share the same views. Today, however, shows me that your life and my life are very much apart. You will see one day. You will see that life offers you many temptations, but the opportunities which appear fresh are not the ones worth picking. Yes! Life is a game, but when has anything easy ever been worth picking first?
>>686394145
Moar!
>>686394211
She loved having cum inside her twat.
>>686392377
No you didn't. That is a modeled picture in a set.
>>686391258
AND THIS
IS TO GO
EVEN FURTHER
BEYOND
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>686392716
Yep. I'd go there.
>>686393952
Nope
Oregon
she would let anyone drain into her though.
she let me so she must have low standards.
>>686393000
She's cute. What was wrong with her?
>>686391678
>that penis tho...
her with the dipshit that later got her pregnant before she graduated
It's weird because at the time I didn't think she was that bad but now I'm like wtf
>>686392697
Huh?
>>686394242
it was okay. we worked together, so she didn't send me any nudes. sorry
>>686394688
6/10 is a passing grade dubman
>>686393738
Yes! May I just touch her with the head of my dick? I'll house her and take care of her.
>>686394042
>>686394214
her mouth and lips are just too big for me. i was desperate then. But I'll give gredit where credit is due, she does a mean blowjob. No teeth and everything, thanks in part to her dick sucking lips.
>>686388429
He's cute, I'd fuck him
>>686394755
Her tits look nice
>>686393844
she's from belgium ?
she look like a girl that i know but i'm not sure..
>>686394145
Oh yes... I'd bend her over after spreading her open...
>>686394736
Oh jesus christ what the fuck man, she looks like she'd gnaw your toes off if you didn't tuck yourself in at night.
>>686394736
I literally jumped when I opened that picture.
>>686394654
Any more of her?
>>686394710
>>686394755
>>686394808
I'm in love
All ITT
THIS THREAD IS FOR THE UGLIEST PEOPLE YOU'VE FUCKED
NOT THE UGLIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
MEANING THE GIRL CAN BE AS CUTE
BUT NOT COMPARED TO THE REST
Just to clarify for all the people who say "What's wrong with that?" "She's pretty cute" ect.
>>686395012
D24
>>686395040
I fucked her rough lol then throatfucked her
>>686395137
Dark days
>>686394376
And I would fill her as often as my balls would alow...
What op meant to say, and what you all obviously thought he said:
Post only girl you've ever fucked
>>686395198
that's the worst nude I've ever seen
>>686394829
She's all yours.
>>686394688
Pass her to me. She looks just fine.
>>686394786
>>686394242
Tbh anon if this is your lowest you've done quite well for yourself
>>686394710
She can move in with me...
>>686393993
here's an ugly pic of her.
>>686394873
>>686391263
>>686391463
>>686391789
>>686392970
I'd still fuck it. At least she still puts on lingerie. I cant even get my wife out of her granny panties and into the thongs and g-strings we just bought.
>>686395186
And my gf now big step
>>686395436
so much regret
>>686389215
>>686390244
>>686390521
>>686391402
>>686391630
>>686393000
>>686393529
>>686394688
If these chicks had decent personalities I'd date them.
>>686392143
>generalizing all ugly girls
>>686395116
no nudes or anything unfortunately, theyre long gone it's been 3 years
>>686394873
Still not too bad, she could use some longer hair and lose he braces though.
But Asians have good lips for cock sucking definitely.
I'm sorry. I'm afraid I have not taken any photos of your mother.
>>686395186
>I fucked her rough lol then throatfucked her
exactly the treatment she deserves.
She deserves to be fucked stupid at least twice a day.
>>686395427
Shit she'll send nudes she only dates black guys like myself
>>686395466
>>686395548
Wrong pic.
>>686395171
Gotcha!
>>686395346
Is that The Donald's mom?
>>686395582
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT MAN!
her vagina smelled like my basement after it flooded and my cats drowned in it. Her bush was a sight to behold
