Pornstars you'd wife up
Wouldn't mind waking up next to Aspen Ora
>>686382295
She's named after a fucking tree lol
>>686382295
Who is this
Evelyn Lin. She is so awkward and soulless. She has no friends.. just does porn like a machine and has no hang ups about swallowing or anal.
>>686382798
i knew her from high school diamond bar.
she isn't how you describe, i was in about 8 classes with her just saying.
>>686382295
Ai Shinozaki
shes so fukin kawaii
>>686382936
what was she like
Bobbi Starr
>>686383115
she puked while dissecting a frog
>>686382936
yeah pls make a nice long post with everything you remember about her
>>686382295
Maggie Green perfect housewife
>>686383272
but that only reenforces her innocence
London Andrews claimed
All mine
Back off
>>686383377
double dubs confirms
Jodi West could be my wife and my mommy.
>>686383273
>>686383115
She was just a regular juggalo you know? with the clothing, make up and every other juggalo reference. She once brought a baby Koala with her to class, but the teacher got mad and sent her back home, her parents sued the school for dishonoring a pearl from the animal kingdom and won in court. I know she goes to starbucks every now and then, and when she does she brings the Koala, which is no longer a baby now, i'ts a full grown, rough, chesty, smelly Koala that shits about every ten minutes. Last time i saw her she was with the Koala, just walking in the park and picking up the Koala's (not a baby anymore) shit
Sasha Grey
This bitch if she weren't so stupid. Pretty sure she was smoking while pregnant too.
Probably Remy or Eva Lovia too
>>686384342
You're the most reddit shit I've seen all day, right down to the image.jpg posted from your idiot phone.
Anna Belle Peaks
I want her to squirt all over me
>>686384551
:^)
can't stop fapping to her lately
>>686384988
especially this vid
http://www.porn.com/videos/big-boobed-girls-share-a-huge-black-cock-and-drink-the-cum-55619
god, buckets
>oh shit here we go again
>>686382295
same here tbh she's a qt
>>686384184
>41 KB JPG
ditto
>>686382798
>She is so awkward and soulless.
So she's a normal Asian?
Jannice Grifth.
The only reason you would willingly date a pornstar is because you are a cuck.
>>686382798
Fuck yeah. Countless buckets I have spilt to this one.
Ariel Rebel
Michelle H
>>686385806
>closet fag detected
>>686384880
Same anon. I would let her take a mondo duke on me.
>>686385634
>he's still regurgitating the cuck meme like the newfag trash he is
>>686384988
Because she looks like a dude?
>>686382295
Mina Lee
Tiana Lynn
>>686382798
is she not doing porn anymore? she seems so much hotter now
London Andrews. She says she can't get married. It's complicated or something, but we're totally dating.
>>686385898
Don't do it. Redheads steal your soul and spend all your money.
>>686383632
So much this. Don't see her on here a lot but I've been beating it to her videos almost daily for well over a year.
>>686386071
>posts the truth
>"stop memeing newfag :^)"
>>686382295
i wouldnt wife any pr0nskeez.
yuck, worn out pussy and carrying who knows what.
>>686386670
>repeatedly acts like an autist
>wonders why no one wants to be his friend irl
>>686384988
>>686385175
>Be new to sofware business
>Cool new chick starts in IT from West Coast
>Asian
>Flirt and stuff, but never progresses past playful banter, lunch, coffee (I had a steady GF at the time)
>Very awesome personality and really, really cool AF person
>Break up with GF and was about to ask her out for drinks, etc, etc
>She suddenly moves back to West Coast
>Office ablaze with rumors about her "past"
>MFW I realize I worked with Max Mikita for 6 months
>>686382988
She never did nor does porn...
Not sure why, but Aidra Fox.
>>686382295
Emily because fuck you
>>686382295
>yes
Lisa Ann
Always been my favorite cougar pornstar.
>>686387696
>>686387696
last name plox
>>686382295
HNNNNGGH WOW
>>686387612
great body, swallows the gravy, bit of an over-actor. what's not to love?
>>686387844
>>686383214
wow. she looks really good.
>>686383632
i like the way you think anon
>>686387120
>keeps on projecting this hard
>>686388009
She's getting breast implants
Not sure how I should feel about it yet
She says she's going for a natural look/size
>>686388316
>>686382295
Eva Lovia for the chance to be the first to fuck in low earth orbit...
>>686388278
>look mommy!
>i used an adult word even though i'm uneducated and under the age of 25!
>>686388316
is that Emily Grey? would wife forever, nooooo to boob job :..(
>>686388469
>>686388480
whats coming out of her ass though????????
>>686388699
Love
>>686388699
>????????
kys summer
>>686388498
>keeps projecting
>this time about being under 25 (as if the ages 18-24 didnt exist)
>is obviously 12
>>686388616
Yeah she posted something the other day
She posted this simulation she got from the Doctor
Dani Daniels
>>686382798
just look her up on insta, definitely has friends faggot
>>686388893
>he posted it again (can't teach a dumbfuck new tricks)
>he thinks 18-24 year olds are adults in anything other than title
You'll understand after your mid twenties. You're basically a toddler to the real adults.
Jaylynn sinns for sure, i was so sad that she retired. Mary Anne for a backup if she's taken
Yes, I want her to be my wife so bad.
>>686382295
This bitch
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
>>686389385
>>686389082
fuuugg she's perfect just like she is but porn stars and low self esteem go hand in hand
>>686389369
legs. for. days.
>>686389369
Mary Anne
>>686389189
>he is 25 or older
>he somehow thinks this is an accomplishment
What a fucking faggot
>>686389721
Still didn't get enough of the attention you were incapable of earning in real life, eh?
>>686384880
Bonnie rotten used to be one of my favorites but her asshole now prolapses everything she squirts and it just grosses me out. Then I found Anna bell and I'm in love, creampies, squirts, there's a video were she pretends to be a guys mom it made me cum 3x and I normally hate mom/son wincest
Alyssa Hart
I'm in love with sensi pearl. To me she's got the perfect body
>>686382295
it's kind of interesting looking at her instagram, she has all of her shit from like the beginning of what I assume is high school on there still.
>>686382295
Shae Summers
>>686389885
Maybe you shouldn't get be such a massive cuckold. Then maybe you wouldnt get so triggered when someone says the word "cuck"
>>686384184
After I married her I'd beg her to get back to making movies just so I could watch
>>686382295
Heres a thought. With the sharing of nude pics becoming so prevalent among the females in the western world isn't just about any girl you end up dating a pornstar of some category?
>>686384184
Holy fuck this. She has a divine ass.
>>686390471
>he wants to pretend he has the ability to emotionally affect others online because he's impotent to do so in real life
Pathetic.
>>686389970
Yes. So skanky and little sister like.
>>686390669
>is a cuckold
>talks about other men being impotent
Wew lad
>>686390016
I love her so much
>>686390770
>more meme regurgitation
There there. You'll find your own voice someday, sweetie.
Jacob from the Brazilian site "hotboys" could wife me up any day
>>686390933
>complains about memes
>on /b/
Get a load of this faggot
>>686386299
My nigga.
>>686391143
Keeeeeeeek!! Ikr
>>686384184
Cant believe there aren't more people going with Sasha
>>686390669
>tries to not act mad
>is mad
stop being a ducking betajew
>>686391143
Some of us don't need to repeat childish in-jokes as a social crutch like the kids that sat at the loser table in high school lunch.
>>686386299
i jerked off to her squirting vids for years
>>686389129
there is an early porn of her. at the end the director asks her if her friends will be jealous... her response is pure awkward gold.
>>686391479
>playing pile-on because his faggot father never taught him that was gay and that being gay is unacceptable
Dillion Harper you thunderous cunt waffles. Seriously what's wrong with you
>>686391594
Post it?
Holly Michaels. A true goddess.
>>686386188
>short hair
>dude
kill yourself, please
>>686387130
omg any stories?
i'd leave my wife and two kids and travel across the world if i knew i had chance with that incredible slut, i fucking love her
can't imagine being in your place, would never forgive myself
mia li
>>686383480
Gross, you can fucking have it man
>>686391715
Hi, fellow redditor :)
>>686386304
yup, she retired from porn and right when she retired got like 80 times hotter. life is unfair
>>686391517
Says the guy who apparently sat at the loser table since "inside" jokes make him so mad
>>686391683
Also
>complains about memes
>while memetexting
>>686391810
gross. that one that was featured on buzzfeed. Nasty
>>686391715
>inb4 Seth McFarlane
>>686391715
I want to be next to her
>>686391839
Wat, nah man. It's her energy and enthusiasm that enthrall me so.
Is reddit into her or something?
>>686391986
>Says the guy who apparently sat at the loser table since "inside" jokes make him so mad
If all you're going to do is parrot, then this exchange is over and you'll have to beg someone else for attention.
august ames
>>686391769
My current GF has her figure and it is the truest of blessings. Plus she's "lady in the streets freak in the sheets" so totally wife material.
>>686392283
Reddit is into lots of overrated pornstars who millennials love.
>>686383825
Australia must sound awful to you
>>686386332
Nigga I said claimed
Of course the best pornstar ever.
Alina Li
>>686392473
she aint overrated yet
mia k is but you know sometimes it gets the job done
Gonna have to go with Sasha Grey as well. She seems semi-intelligent (at least by porn star standards)
>>686392582
This isn't a claim thread. Stop showing everyone your assburgers.
Shyla Jennings
>>686384184
god bless
>>686392473
I've honestly never visited the site. I'm 28, does that count as a millennial?
I just can't see her being overrated. I love her expressions, body language, and vocalizations. Her beautiful rack doesn't hurt anything either.
Anyways my second choice would be pic related, Brandi Love
>>686388165
the nicest face in porn, could have easily gone legit in "acting" or "singing" or whatever it is that beautiful people do in LA, but she just loves taking huge nigger dicks in the ass.
Good for her.
>>686392355
Nigga you literally just parroted
>>686391819
You probably like Taylor Swift and other girls with the bodies of twelve year old boys yeah?
why not two wife's?
>>686392558
What's the joke here. Does he love her or whatever? 'Cause we goan haffa fight
>>686392558
obligatory
>>686392694
lol fuck this bitch 2/10 could go high as a 7/10 but only if she could refrain from saying dirty-fucking-asshole more than 7 time in the same ten seconds. cunt needs to just shut up and moan for a bit jesus.
>>686392694
Noticeably less hot than she used to be though.
>>686392853
>I'm 28, does that count as a millennial?
If you've ever played or watched pokemon, you're a millennial.
>I just can't see her being overrated.
What you can or can't see is irrelevant because your taste is shit.
>>686392916
Not him, but just because I dont particularly like land whales, expecially when my choices are between plenty of pornstars with amazing bodies, this doesn't mean I necessarily like girls who are built like a twig.
>>686392916
flat chest is really, like no
but men dont have to like chubby to be proper or some shit
>not the person you are responding to
>>686383480
You're.. Serious? Why don't you just slather yourself up in bacon grease and wear a SJW t shirt, you're bound to find ham planets waiting for you.
>>686393130
>I'm 28, does that count as a millennial?
not sure what you guys are talking about but i often wonder the same thing.
>>686383214
Yes.
Oh wait...
I mean, "I do".
>>686387054
Sounds like any old female
>>686383480
trust me no one was fighting for it
>>686393178
I'll pray for your faggot soul
>>686392916
In reality, the fatties you're posting probably have closer proportions to 12 year old boys. Comparable hip to waist ratios.
Liz Vicious
>>686393130
Alright, if you don't like DH that's fine, whatever.
But explain how having a boner for Brandi Love is having shit taste.
My girl Veruca James
>>686393054
Kek. Tbh I usually mute it when I watch her porn. I like to think she is just trying to hard to "act" and she is nothing like that in her personal sex life
>>686393126
Really? I havent seen any recent pictures of her I guess.
deff Natalie Lust all day
>>686393191
If you weren't old enough to watch the Berlin wall come down, you're a millennial. Basically anyone born after around 1985.
>>686382700
How did you reply to that if you're blind?
>>686393372
You know her dad found out she was doing porn and killed her boyfriend? Notice she's been out of the business a while?
>>686393372
wow the avril lavigne puppet?
>>686387612
Shes fucking hot, dont blame ya
>>686393191
We're kind of in a generational limbo, mate. I don't really care though. Wife's 41 anyways so age doesn't mean shit to me.
>>686384342
sauce
super familiar but i can't place her
>>686384880
She's also on MFC quite a bit. That's actually where I first discovered her.
>>686393372
Does she still work?
>>686384184
remember when no one was allowed to say her name on 4chan
>>686393515
fuckin sexy
>>686393456
She has abs that are more toned than yours. If you want to fuck guys, just fess up to it and save yourself years of pretending.
>>686393653
name of your wife?
>>686393356
Now THERE'S an overweight woman I could get with and be just fine
>>686393565
Are you lying? Not him, but I used to blow so many loads to this slut and pic related in HS
>>686393492
I mean, I'd still do her, but I dunno, I feel like she's not going to age well.
>>686392035
she was featured on buzzfeed?
>>686393456
Didn't know who Brandi Love was
Looked it up
Looked like a drag queen, no shit
Eufrat/Jana. The only downside is that I don't speak Czech.
armani monae
Would wife up Saori Hara in a heartbeat
>>686393817
Dude, she's fit but she's feminine as fuck and the way she uses her tongue when she makes out is just out of this world.
>>686394175
Protip: You speak English. The rest of the world will adapt to your needs because Anglophones run the planet.
>>686394199
Beastilaty doesn't count
>>686393013
He looks like her faggot
>>686393817
>>686394148
Fuckin 4chan
>>686384184
>>686392694
>tfw Elijah Wood has fucked her
>>686394286
This isn't a debate. You're not going to change my mind. I've no incentive to buy the rationalizations you sell yourself. I I'm telling you.
I've never wanted to get married, but damn, if Brooke Adams was that into me...
Dylan Ryan for me.
>>686385488
>>686391715
>>686392636
>>686384184
Best choices so far
>>686393866
It's literally been the same woman in all my pictures, London Andrews
These niggas just so stupid with bad taste they can't even tell
the mother of my children
>>686384184
This girl has seen more dick than a 15 year old in thailand.
>>686394508
...
...
Oh FUCK you guys. God damn it. Thanks a lot.
>>686394561
I'd take frodos sloppy 3000th's
name a better pornstar than her
>brotip: you can't
>>686393984
Not lying, true story bro
I was into her big time myself
Wanted to find out why she quit the biz
Too dark, sadness
Also found out that Lexi Belle was adopted
The porn feels
esperanza gomez
>>686394650
le upboat xD
Nikki Sims. Been in love with this woman forever
>>686394582
Agree to disagree I guess.
>>686394793
Alot of the girls in this thread have..
>>686394819
Taylor Rain
You can leave now. You have my permission.
>>686393836
anikka albrite
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55e86df8db5c1
>>686393054
This.
Can't stand how much she fucking talks. Instant turn off.
>>686394650
>good taste
This guy has it
>>686394909
Stop being a faggot
>>686394659
Man I'd straight up impregnate that shit, no fucks given.
>>686394990
>I prefer some skinny slut over the sexiest woman to shoot porn ever
>>686382295
Stoya is just fucking great, man.
>>686393984
you can only find info on the dead boyfriend, everything else is speculation
>>686395210
You first. Reaction images stopped being a thing here like 4+ years ago. Now they just serve as a way to spot tourists from reddit.
>>686394827
God damn. Wouldn't be surprised if a fairly large portion of the girls who go into porn had/have some fucked up things going on in their life. Used to really be into her and raven riley. If I remember correctly they did a scene together once?
>>686394819
Name?
>>686391715
fetal alcohol syndrome + uni boob...
>>686395227
Italian women man, my god those eyes
>>338827631
Im sure she listens to henry rollins
>>686394819
>>686395278
Who is she pls?
>>686393515
somehow doesnt come off as a nerd to me
Hands down one of the milfiest girls out there
>>686393372
goddess
>>686395024
tanks dood
my wife pic related
>>686395278
>has subconsciously acclimated to the idea that he'll never get a real 10
>settles for fatties even in his fantasy life
>"i always wanted the low hanging fruit, honest!"
The lies people that settle will tell themselves.
>>686395364
>>686395333
Seconded... hard
>>686394148
Apparently this is what a drag queen looks like everyone.
Just try watching some of her videos. Photos don't do her justice. It's the way she carries herself. She is fucking SEXY when she's in action. Trust me.
>>686395333
psycho though
My wife, Sammy
>>686395743
>dumb little closet case won't shut the fuck up already
>>686394794
How did it take that long?
>>686395455
You're right, Italians are definitely a special breed. Monica Bellucci baby
>>686395404
>>686395549
Phoenix Marie
>>686395687
please tell me you're only pretending to be retarded
tila flame
>>686395812
looks like my sister in law.
>>686395769
Yesss also pic related
>not wifing stoya
remember kids, she can't accuse you of rape if you're married...
>>686396043
Thanks m9
Jayden Cole
>>686396146
Who dat?
>>686396234
>i'm making these le outrageous faces because i didn't realize how good sex feels until now eve though i do it for a living! xD
>>686395999
>Checked
Denial I guess. I even watched a million ways to die in the west and never saw it.
Valentina Nappi
Hrrrrrrnnnggg
>>686395678
great body
Don't really like the bleached blonde hair and that bimbo-esque makeup she got on though
Looking like some jersey shore shit
>>686396492
Who is she...?
>>686395687
>phoenix
>fat
>prone to skeletons coz they remind me of lolis
>am a paedo
>>686396353
yw buddy
>>686394819
Phoenix Marie is the best
We are into the same fucked up shit, she seems pretty chill and her appearance does not scream pornstar when she has her clothes on so she could meet the folks without judgement.
>Wifing a porn star
Ahahahaha cucks
>>686396492
someone knows her name/ set / sauce?
>>686395678
>>686395769
oh yes
>>686395769
Have you seen this scene of her? Oh my god
>>686396578
>paedo
Non-American detected. Feel free to go start your own chan instead of riding America's coattails as always. If only your father had taught you about pride.
>>686396578
Phoenix fucks niggers
Taylor does not
That's good enough for me
Also I'm not the person you were talking to