She's a cunt. That's pretty much the only answer.

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>>686376220
He obviously hadnt....... Heard

>>686376220
mid life crises are always a sad nasty thing

>>686376220
Don't get married without a prenup, fucking Johnny derp

supposedly he's back hard on cocaine and she's not having it

>>686376220

This is what happens when you fucking get married. Let the look on this guys face teach you all a lesson.

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>>686377388
>prenup
Surely he did get one. Maybe not a "you fuck off with whatever you had when you showed up because we both know I'm the goddamn breadwinner" prenup, but surely she's not eligible for the ol' halfaroo.

>>686377421
"better take all of his money"

>>686377970
Nope, he didn't get one.

>>686376220
He married a beautiful lesbian nobody half his age. Genius.

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>>686376220
I thought she came out as lesbian like 10 years ago?

>>686378113
shes trying help him, man!

>>686377970
More like
>prenup
>implying it won't be tossed out immediately in court

>>686376220
those poor hollywood actor millionaires
take it to eonline, sheep

>>686378960
>hurr youre only allowed to feel sorry for poor fat faggots like me guys!

>>686376220
I think her motives are quite clear. Maybe the courts rely on their rationality on this decision.

Either way, fuck celebrities.

>>686378309
I don't see this confirmed, anywhere, bruh. I mean, ET and TMZ are claiming it, but what the fuck do they know?

>according to legal documents obtained by us
Riiiiiiiight.

>>686378693
She did, didnt stop his autistic ass from marrying her.
She was probably banging his mom and had 0 reason to stick with him when she kicked the bucket.

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I don't know why anyone with that much money would ever get married, it's just not a sound decision.

How much did Kobe's wife get in his divorce? Or Tiger Woods' wife?

It's absurd but you're doing it to yourself if you get married once you're worth 300 million +.

>>686379197
>Implying a prenuptial agreement actually matters much in Court.

You haven't witnessed many divorces have you?

>>686376220
Why is it allowed to just take money that easily?
The wrong is in clear sight.

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>>686377249

>>686379518
Agreed.
The laws are absurd, but your the one signing he rights to half your shit away.

>white woman after a dudes money
Big fucking surprise

>>686379592
I can happily say I haven't. But I can tell you this, he's better off just paying her a few mil to go away, because doing it this way is going to end up with the same result plus a couple lawyers buying a beach house.

>>686377388
>>686377970
>>686378309
>>686379197
Prenups don't count for shit, they're civil agreements that can be discarded at any time based on the judges discretion. They're also null and void if they're outdated, which most are two years after the marriage starts or if they're incorrectly filled out (most are).

>>686380081
Tell that to brendan fraser

>>686378693
What are those fucking creatures.

>>686376220
Kek part of me is like "kek that's what you get for bringing your fucking dogs into my country and than making some bullshit apology on camera".

But the other part feels sorry for him, I think she cucked him so hard, the fact that it was her dogs and her fault and she dragged him through all that shit.

the court can still refuse Heard's claim. Remember that Depp needs to provide for his kids, and Heard is a celebrity, so she doesn't exactly need the money. Im guessing she'll get something out of it, but not 50/50 split.

>>686380288
Sorry to be an uninformed asshole, but what happened to Brendan fraser?

>>686379518
Id rather die an extremely slow and agonizing death in a fiery motorcycle accident than get married.

Ironically I think that's a good analogy for marriage.

>>686380233
Well how the fuck is a guy supposed to protect his money?

>>686380587
Yeah, what happened to brendan frasier.

>>686380894
Vasectomy
Never get married.

>>686376220
Why did she do it? Prob cause he was a entitled cunt that thought he was the best thing since sliced bread. He is a piece of trash.

>>686380894
Constant death threats, make it apparent to her that you can just have her murdered at any time then when you do get divorced offer her a stipend.
If you're super rich, give her ten percent of your total wealth.

>>686376220
we could meme a new law into existence

the Depp-Heard law

>>686381002
Or because he's rich as fuck?

>>686380908
Divorce cut him down to size.

>>686380894
Probably something you won't have to worry about since you don't have any

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>>686380587
He has (literally) $1,000 in the bank while his wife gets an obligatory $900,000 in alimony every year.

>>686381418
Is that Brednfan Fraser is the picture? Because I've always thought it looked like him

Also, what the fuck is the story behind that picture?

>>686376484
This.

She has that smoking hot, magnificent natural cunt face that I'm so fond of. Odds are she's shit in bed and a total bitch 99% of the time, just like my ex wife.

>>686380448

Depp is an arrogant autistic fuck with no respect for anyone (or any country's law), he's one of those talentless fucks who won the lottery for no reason but luck and I hope she takes him to the fucking cleaners, or he O/Ds asap.

>>686378960

> dehumanizing rich people

poor, nigger and fagot

>>686379197
>implying tmz doesnt shell out mad cash for top tips

>>686377249
Topkek

>>686381654
Shortly after his divorce and becoming super broke, he could only afford going to the ghetto barbers. Long story short, they fucked his shit up.

>>686380288
kek
I would have if I had known him. He agreed to yearly alimony payments (seemingly for a long time since he was tripping about it) which was fucking dumb, should have lump-summed the bitch.

Fraser's situation is potentially bad, Dave Foley's is FUCKED though.

lets just troll her #shedeservesit

>>686381654

the photo is Fraser with his hair photoshopped to 'just fuck my shit up' style

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>>686376220

Fuck Johnny Depp. That's what he gets.

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>>686378960
>only rich people get raped by divorce
You're a fucking retard. The reason it's significant when it happens to a rich actor is because they have money, looks, personality, and they STILL end up having some whore of a wife divorce them.

we srsly need to fucking ban this asshole judges ass raping all these men financially

>>686380587

he had money, his wife sucked him dry, now hes a mummy

Oh no he'll only have $200 million dollars

>>686382000
>>686382155

kek well why is he crying in the photo?

>>686376220
>being of 4chan
>being this naive
what are you 12?

>>686381155
>doing this after the cosby ordeal and thinking people won't believe her when she rats on you

>>>686381384
Fuck you, I'm doing okay. I've got the foresight not to get married though, so it's not an issue. I'm just curious if there is a genuine failsafe.

>>686381676
>talentless
I get that you don't like the guy but now you're being silly. He didn't just "hit the lottery" to get where he is today.

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>>686382437

because its shopped you dense cunt

>>686382716
ayy lmao

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.... AND NO ACTION

/b/ is dead

>this was the kind of thing /b/ would capitalize on
>now all the trolling and le epic lulz are on /pol/

>>686382843
then go back to >>>/pol/ you fucking faggot

Real men get married

https://youtu.be/EtvfHnZMcOY

>>686382682

LOL ok buddy, you realise there are a million actors that can act better than this guy but literally can't get a gig? Get real you have no idea what you're talking about. He got lucky and no other reason.

People don't go to his movies because they think he's a good actor, they go because they recognise him and they recognise him because he got some early gigs.

>>686376220

She didn't like his gold teeth either.

>>686383060
I hate /pol/

but /b/ is 50% faggot porn these days and does fuck all

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>>686382843
Go fuck yourself with your bull shit filled glasses about how /b/ is a waste of it's old self. /b/ never was good in the good old days and never will be good.

>>686380894
>>686382514
probably have your money and property in private stocks, in bonds or some shit, or under family member/close friend's name

>>686383503

>hates /pol/

nigger detected

>>686383060
>>686383509
He's right. old /b/ would destroy anyone messing with Edward Jack Sparrow Scissor Hands

>>686381676
You know his wife was the retard who brought their dogs to australia, not him, right?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36385841

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>>686381839
too... much... memes...

>>686383138
spotted the gay down-on-his-luck dried up fail best in his high school drama class actor

kys

>>686379657
bc she has a vagina. where are the fucking feminists on this?

>>686383131
holy cuck, batman!

>>686383892
old /b/ is in jail, paying fines out the ass, or working for fbi

>>686383892
No, they wouldn't. They'd laugh, and move on.This isn't something they'd care about in the slightest. No, if Amber were, say, around half her current age (or younger), then something would get done.

>>686383138
>literally can't get a gig
because they suck?

>>686384100
This

>>686384100
never thought of it that way

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>>686382843
>>686383060
>>686383509
>>686383793 (You)
>>686384100
>>686384122
>>686384197


>>>/pol/75226784

>>686383938

you know he also has an obligation to ask 'hey have we registered these dogs with customs?'

Additionally, it was his shit attitude with regards to getting caught, a pathetic apology (reaffirming he believes he's right) and then going on TV shows and insulting Australia, Australian laws and government ministers because this special autistic snowflake felt its not a problem to break the laws of foreign nations.

I hope the next time he tries to come here his visa is rejected

>>686384491
Excuse you, I didn't say anything involving /pol so you can fuck off you butthurt faggot

Well at least now he can finally go back to getting buttfucked by Tim Burton while Helena watches and fingers herself

>>686384180

because they're not kikes, and because they're not lucky.

>>686376220
Im 20 and I plan on getting a vasectomy and never getting married.

Im straight and like pusseh but woman are lying manipulative deceptive evil sneaky cunts. Like there all like that. I fucking hate women

>>686384491
Her nose disturbs me

>>686384491
that is one of the ugliest nipples i've ever seen on such a fine pair of tits. damn you

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How does Trump do it?

>>686384935

why bother with the vasectomy if you're not going to get any pussy anyway you virginfag

>>686384923
and because they suck?

>>686384921

kek

>>686385155
If i was a virgin fag i probably wouldn't have that view of Women

>>686385157

yes obviously some actors are bad, some are good, but most are lucky you moron.

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>>686383138
You're more correct that you should be, based on your idiotic ideas. But because you've chanced a correct statement, doesn't mean you're right.

He may have "got lucky". But he's earned his stripes since then.

>People don't go to his movies because they think he's a good actor

People exactly go to see a Johnny Depp movie.

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>>686384935

>>686384694
So it's not her fault, but his? Are you a feminist or just a cuck?

>>686385578
Damn he got me

Johnny Depps fame always confused me...either he plays a flat, boring American type character with no personality or utilizes his "character acting" to portray an over the top parody with a really bad british accent. Those are his only two settings really...

>>686385578
>hehe i like to make my lips look like a puckered asshole im so funny

why doesnt he die already

>>686385570

>you're an idiotic but you're 100% correct

kill yourself.

>>686376220
wait so i this why he's doing another pirates movie?

>>686385796
>I like to make my lips look like a puckered asshole

Dude im dying hahah

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>>686385707
>third setting: Hunter S Thompson

How best role to date honestly

>>686384122
they'd do both, kid, and it would've been for the lulz

>>686385796
if thats what your asshole looks like i have some bad news for you

>>686385998
*his

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>>686385796
He makes a living off it so he must be doing something right.
What do you do? Other than make bitter posts on /b/ of course.

>>686380894
Well, if you're rich and famous like depp is, you just pay to have the cunt killed.

No more problems.

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>>686378693
Shoulda been the movie poster for "Prometheus"

>>686380894
off shore accounts like in panama......crap

>>686385998

I agree only because he's a sexual icon playing a very undesirable character so his acting ability had to take center stage with his fuck appeal gone.

>>686385707
Extreme actors.

Just like Brad Pitt and Al Pacino and more I could mention.

They're absolutely fantastic at playing crazy personality characters. But that's all they can do.

Look at Brad Pitt in that episode of Friends. He's out-shined by everyone else in the room.

But 12 Monkeys, Seven, Kalifornia, he's fucking awesome.

>>686385998
personally i prefer Bill Murray's H.S. Thompson. but depp actually got to do all the drugs in that moive so that mighta effected his performance.

>>686386642
Friends is my idea of why I should kill myself. I just don't see the appeal of such a boring show. Likewise to Seinfeld.

>>686385707

Honestly his role in Black Mass as James Butler was a departure for him and really well executed despite the controversy associated with said film.

>>686380894
Dont get into a fucking deal where if the deal goes south at any time in the rest of your life for any reason, you lose half your life savings and assetts. ESPECIALLY WHEN THESE DEALS GO SOUTH FOR EVERYONE 57 PERCENT OF THE TIME.

Its not rocket science. Marriage is an outdated, unethical, risky tradition with disasterous consequences, left over from an era when people were property and the law was no better than the church. ...which was fucking horrendous.

"If they told you 57% of the time, parachutes dont open and you just fall to your death, would you still go skydiving?" -Bill Burr

>>686378733
"by taking all the money"

>>686386840

Apparently Depp spent weeks living in Hunter S Thompsons home to prepare for the role. Got to appreciate the conviction of some character actors.

Seth Rogan's girlfriend from Pineapple express DEFFINITELY deserves $100 million after dating Johnny Depp.

I mean, who wouldnt. Dating Johnny Depp must be excrutiating and after you get a taste of the good life, you need to be guaran'fucking-teed to keep living that good life like anyone else.

all your arguments are invalid because there is no argument about gold diggers

>>686386984
>>686386363
>>686386247
Didn't this trick have him publicly apologize with her for smuggling in their dogs to a country?

You don't know the full story m8.

maybe she's a golddigger. who is having an affair with the pool boy

maybe she's just a cunt

maybe johnny depp is abusive.

maybe johnny depp became a differnt person with the death of his mom and is now not the same person she married.


stop analyzing shit you weren't apart of.

>>686386984
Wank much?

>>686379518

Tiger woods fucked around. She gets half down the line and to be honest if you're gonna be a cheating shithead you deserve to have half your shit taken from you.

>>686387144
Yeah, they were good friends irl. Hard to start out as an admirer and actually become someones friend. Extra hard when that someone is HST.
Depp payed for HSTs funeral and the giant goddamn canon that shot his ashes into the sky.

>>686387515
go buy another you magazine

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>>686387515
BORING

>>686385149
He's threatening the Jew so the Jew whips all the Hollywood goyim to bark at him

>>686387515
2 days after his mom died
she's a cunt

>>686387770
so close

>>686387515
Johnny Depp made me feel abused watching pirates of the caribean.

Wheres my $100 million?

>>686387599
No, she never deserved any of the money and assets because she did fuck all to earn it.
Stay cucked.

>>686380693
It is a crappy analogy. At least in an accident, you don't have to get your wife's permission to die.

Admittedly, the accident is preferable. Marriage is like drinking a gallon of liquid laxatives without a working toilet, while wearing white pants.

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>>686386944
Don't you dare compared Friends to Seinfeld.

>>686387549
>implying theres any sex after the 1st 3 month of marriage anymore.

Nigga, people have a lot more sex when theyre single than when theyre married. Doubly so once theres a kid in the picture.

>>686388041
This

>>686378693
she is. and he's fag who smokes crystal meth. google johhny depp teeth.

>>686388041
just put your anti-jew glasses on, and u will /b fine

hit them while he's weak! ... i likes it this bitch plays rogue for sure

>>686388041
Well I mean pepe is as bad as memes like Damn Daniel. Both of them I don't get. Both of them Dead

Is there anything that can be used to Ruin Amber heards career? Something that would make her look bad enough so that she loses her divorce.

>>686388227
i dont use google, unless i am behind 9 skeletons

>>686388338
Nudes she sent to another dude while married to Depp.

That would ruin a few things for her.

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>>686388260
You full of nignog boy

>>686388312
I just thought the pic was a good representation of my rage.

>>686382437
She shouldn't get shit in the first place. It's not just about the money.

What a fucking cunt.
Why do you need the money?
Is there a legion of soulless bitches shouting "You go guuuurl" behind her or are they able to recognize that she's a vile human being who deserves to be tossed into a gutter?

>>686388338
spam her facebook, twitter with nazi and anti-faggot content... send letters to her home, telling her what money digging whore she is...

>>686388260
Seinfeld was funnier. friends relied on sex to keep audience attention between laughs while Seinfeld was laying plot and tying things together.

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>>686388507
I was trying to aggravate you... Sadly I am a no good shit posting animal someone needs to put down.

>>686388446
there is a vid of her nude in a room not bait

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>>686376220
What the fuck.

I don't understand.

How can you devote yourself to someone, in body & soul, only to rob him blind if you ever break up? What happened to parting amicably?

How can a woman claim to really care about someone, only to take so much from them? Fifteen months of marriage shouldn't entitle her to half of his earnings, shouldn't they belong to him?

>>686388041
Friends and Seinfeld are in the same canon though. Ursula is in both.

>>686387915

>Stay cucked

I dont get this word. Is this /b/'s new Roody Poo? Pops up overnight like that fucking Kys cancer.

Its disgusting. How am I a cuck for thinking that cheating is wrong? Back in the day there was genital mutilation & sometimes facial mutilation for Adultery.

I dont think you understand how badly getting cheating on in Marriage hits people. Sleep around, lose half your shit seems like a fair deal, Its the worst.

>>686388897
We don't speak about that.

>>686388632
that's cuz women can't make their own money and when they do they don't date down.
i'm pretty sure that if you account for marriage related profits females out earn males by a long shot. still power without precision is useless so i'd rather be a smart man with decent money than a dumb chick with a lot of it

>>686376220
The girl just prefers eating pussy...........

>>686388985
LOL

>>686388973
I guess you're considered cucked if you don't automatically hate women and always assume the worst about their intentions.

Depp's ex probably is a cunt, though.

>>686379518
nah dude you can't even protect yourself by not getting married. There is a law that says if you're with someone for over 2 years, and you live together, they're entitled to half your shit. So lets say you live with your gf for two years and split up, she can potentially take your shit

>>686376220
Women are cunts. Seen too many of them fuck over men in my life.

>>686389136

Being cucked is when you allow your wife or significant other to sleep with other people.

Its just mass misuse of the word. 80% of /b/ are fucking virgins, they dont even get to the cuck stage.

Its retarded. Anyone who uses it unironically is just retarded.

this is now a kanye west thread

<insert nigger picture>

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Amber is setting a great example for women.

Marry a rich guy for two months, then divorce him for 200 million.

Fuck her, and everyone like her. She's a disgrace to women. Depp loved her and this is what loving someone got him in return.

I don't even like him, but this is so infuriating.

>>686389381
Cuck.

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>>686388973
Dude cuckolding has been on /b/ forever. Its just a fucking nignog not knowing how to use the word.

>>686389408
if you dont like him, how do you know he truly loved her?

fucking this derp thread

>>686388973
pls kys fam

>>686389603
using the word nignog and not nigger...

/thread

>>686389603

Its been on /b/ for about 2 months you newfag.

>inb4 a few isolated posts here and there constitute a trend

>>686389629
that doesn't make sense. Are you twelve?

I want ot to be like the old days when you could slap a woman and it was alright. I mean not beating the bitch. But a nice slap in the face to remind them.

prenup power up nigga he failed to use it...

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>>686389804
I can't believe how fucking dumb you are

>>686389804
Cuck.

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>>686389629
Reread what you wrote. There's no contradiction between personally disliking someone and using your judgement based on observing human behavior.

>HERP DERP XD

Kill yourself, retard.

>>686389785
Eh go bark up some other tree you gook loving basement dweller

>>686389629
Gee I wonder

http://www.eonline.com/news/718522/johnny-depp-reveals-what-he-loves-most-about-amber-heard

>>686376220
Would hit it. With a fucking pickaxe

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>>686385524
lol this guy at age 12

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wow thats fucked up i always thought she was so pretty and sweet, but i do remember her pretending to be bi to try to seems hotter. damn Johnny, he got stuck in that i'm a millionaire actor with good looks i can get and bitch i want. she proubly knows her acting carrier is only gonna plumet now that she is 30 and hasnt been in any major role lately. fucking kek.

>>686389274
Just curious, where is that law and do you have some more information on it? I'm sure it exists but I know that isn't an issue where I live.

awesome, now i can date her.

>>686391685
>>686389274
common-law marriage. varies by state, you'd need to check your own statutes n shit

>>686391685
not him but it's called common-law marriage. The length of time you have to be in a relationship varies depending on the state you live in.

>>686376220
and bitches wonder way we try and do the right thing and not love these hos

>>686391685
Its common law

Anon made the law's claims hugely exaggerated. He also left out the fact that they arent in a common law marriage, but a standard legal marriage.

>>686392333
with those trips u just might be able to anon

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