MLP dvd
panties
lotion

>>686359723
Rope, pills, gun.

Or

Lube, bananas, camera

Duct tape, lube, fireworks

>>686359898
lel

Adidas track suit
Bottle of Smirnoff
Fuzzy hat
Tovarish ))))

>>686359723
a cake saying i'm sorry i cheated on you with you're daughter.
another cake saying sorry i cheated on you with you're mother.
and another cake saying sorry i fucked the cat,we good???

>>686360970
kek

>>686360970
You should buy a grammar 101 book instead.

As if they actually pay attention to what you're buying?
They're just there to do a job, they're probably spaced out thinking about how much they hate their life at that moment and wondering how long it's been since the sweaty neckbeard in their line has showered.

But yeah my choices are
>Garbage bags
>Hammer
>Duct tape

>barbie doll
>candy
>lube

>Ski mask.
>Airsoft gun with orange tip.
>black spray paint

>>686359898
You might as well go all the way. Walmart has like everything.

MLP dvd
Lube
Childrens panties

>2 half watermelons
>super glue

>>686361746
kek

Hammer
Frozen on dvd
Spermacidal lube

Because no ones posted it yet:

>donuts
>donut holes
>glue

Rifle, whisky, WD-40

>>686361704
This wins

>>686359723
Bourbon
Cigarettes
Cologne
Diapers

When you get to the register, pretend you don't have enough money and put back the diapers.

>>686362050
was waiting for that one

>>686361612

This one is good that would make me think wtf as a cashier

Pregnancy Test
Wire Hanger
Garbage Bag

>>686359723
Hack saw
Ducktape
Barbie Doll

>>686362423
WHy would you buy the other two before knowing the result of the pregnancy test?

dog treats, rope and lube

Dora the explore dvd collection
Cucumber
Condoms

Say "We gonna explora~"

>>686359723
hammer, lube, and a dead baby.

Condom
Needle
Chloroform

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A box of .357 rounds.

A package of latex gloves.

A box of Whitman's Chocolates.

>>686362576
Another would be...

Pregnancy testers
Medical masks
Coat hangers.

>>686362621

Yeah ok, like Walmart sells lube

freak the cashier out? easy.
>go to walmart
>find cute cashier
>go back to my van
>wait until she finishes work
>follow her to her car
>grab her and hold knife to her throat
>pull her into my van and tie her up, be sure to gag her
>drive her out to secluded shack
>tie her to a tree
>proceed to rape her
>cut her guts spilling out her intestines while she watches
>cut her head off
>bury it all in shallow grave
>go home and have nice warm shower

This usually freaks them out anon.

>>686362778
Walmart sells lube, walmart sells nearly everything

>>686359723
Gun
Selfie stick
Tape
Mention my webcam at home and give the cashier the domain name and tell them to go to that (streaming) site.

Underwear, vaseline, and a ratcheting strap.

Corn in a can
Corn in a can
Corn in a can

>>686361258
Woah sick burn dude, holy shit you got him
> 10/10 got em

Cake
Rat poison
Piping bag

Pack of mayo
Pack of mayo
A snorkel

Oh this is easy. Condoms, gloves, pliers

Mothers Day card
Condoms
Wrench

back to the future
back to the future 2
back to the future 2

>>686362778
They do

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>>686361258
don't listen to them, anon, it needed to be said

>>686359723
Leather Gloves. Duct Tape. Rope.

Here's what would freak me out as a cashier: Young middle eastern male buying:

Nails
Pressure cooker
Prepaid phone

>>686362712
Yeah right like walmart keep ammo in stock?

As soon as it gets unloaded from the truck the vultures show up to buy it all at once.
;_;

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>>686362787

Bag of candy
Duct Tape
Camra

>>686360970
Not the guy who posted this but what is this a fucking courtroom? Get fucked

>>686362864
>>686363270

Retards lol

>>686359723
Two single bananas and a hockey mask

If no hockey mask.

Paintballs paintball gun GPS

>>686363331
Only the marked down stuff, there are certain brands that my father refuses to buy because they're a two dollars more per pack to buy.

>>686362230
HAHAH HOLY SHIT yeah I think that takes the cake. No pun intended. Get it? CAKE. HAHA

>>686362864
>>686363270

Not the poster but obviously that sarcasm went over both your heads.

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>>686361746
Fucking gold

>>686361746
Fucking shit man lost so hard

>>686363456
Only an autist would think that sarcasm can be inferred from that post.

>>686361746
underated

>>686361805
>>686363460
>686363460
newfaggotry on this board gets worse and worse

Live fish, funnel, KY jelly.

>>686362710
Yup. Selling chloroform at walmart now

>>686359723
>Cactus
>Lube
>Book on how to anal

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>>686362787

bag of goldfish
seafood seasoning
George Foreman grill

>>686362520

Saves you a second trip but also you're probably going to use a hanger and a garbage bag at some point.

Harf watamelon
Doughnoot whores
Super rube

Tinned whole chicken
Vaseline
A copy of a motherhood magazine

>>686359723
Pet fish. Coke. Mentos

>>686363331
Every time I see Perfecta .38 or .357 I buy that shit up.

And holy fuck they got 40 rounds of 7.62x39 from Tula for $10.

I've walked out with ~300 rounds many times.

>>686363331
Only the popular stuff. In my area the only thing that flys still is all .22.

>>686363673
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>Bag of Ice
>Bag of Ice
>Bottle of Anti-Freeze

>>686363624
since when wall mart sales this supossed book?

>>686363740
My Walmart stopped stocking 7.62x39

>>686359723
Bleach.
Ammonia.
Rubbermaid BRUTE Bin.

sliced bread, axe body spray, toilet paper.

>>686359723
A treadmill, a mirror and a head of lettuce
that fat bitch be terrified of all those things.

Donuts, donut holes, and glue.

>>686363673
When you type with your speech impediments

>>686363552
>Yeah ok, like Walmart sells lube

> When next item in the list is DEAD BABY

Are you fucking retarded? You could smell the sarcasm from the ISS.

>>686363739

LMFAO hahaha ok that's fuckin a win and a half right there

>>686363836
I'm sure they sell some sort of porn book.

>>686359723
fishing tackle
lollipops
cat kennel

>>686362295
nice

Frozen turkey
KY jelly
microwave

Knife, glue, lifelike baby doll

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>>686363270
>>686362864
how dumb are you guys?

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Go in dressed like the man in the picture, including beard.

Get a box for storing ammunition
A magazine that has pictures of goats in it or whatever, then fill up the cart with road flares, go up to the cashier and ask in a thick middle-eastern accent, "this dee-na-meet?"

>>686364045
My walmart sells dead babies too, I don't know why you guys are so upset.

>>686363552
>>686363986
I don't know who is trolling who anymore

>Siracha sauce
>Lube
>Funnel

>>686364169
Whoever fucked up that miscommunication is likey saving face now.

>>686363895
Mine did too. But then I started asking for it on different shifts every few days and bothering them and having different employees look up to see if they had any at the distribution center (which they CAN do regardless of what bs they feed you to get out of doing work). After a few weeks/month it suddenly started appearing on the shelf again.

Once it's in stock secret is once a week buy a box or two. So long as it's selling they'll keep stocking it.

>>686362778
I love how you didn't question the baby.

>>686363740
They usually have good deals on Winchester White Box 9mm JHP, like $12/50rd
I always end up buying one or two any time they have them.

They never have x39 at my walmart, but my LGS just down the road sells Tula for like $7/box most times.

kiddie pool, biggest bag of candy they sell and a set of kitchen knives

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told you they did fags

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Dress as a time traveler buy a valentines card. Go through the line later buy Christmas card. Go through the line buy the same mothers day card. All this takes is buying a extra card on mothers day and Christmas. If it ever whent through the register it will go through it again. You can make the cashier doubt her sanity by buying out of season cards and talking about how the card isle at this particular store has regular dimensionality failure.

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>>686362778
>>686364045
What sexually repressed company are y'all from?

Bon Jovie CD
Onesie Pajamas
Glue

>>686362787
>hey I should only read half of OPs statement and then write a long story about something not even vaguely related

>>686364358
Blood candy tastes the best doesn't it?

>>686364329

Very good you understood the joke on your first try unlike half the other retards here

>>686362398
Thanks man

>>686364436
cuntry*

>>686364423
That's only for delivery, you can't find it in a store where the cashiers actually exist.

>>686359723
tampons, .40 bullets, condoms.

>>686363672
Good point hhahaha

Gas Can
Styrofoam
Map of the City

>>686363089
Woah sick burn dude, holy shit you got him
> 10/10 got em

Cucumber
Microwave
MLP dvd

>>686364436
Sexually-repressed TM, of course.

>>686364423

Lmfao doesn't matter if you"re retarded or trolling, your still retarded

>>686364649
use you're brain moran

rope for noose
paper for suicide note
box set of duck dynasty

>>686364743
It's a meme you dip

JumpStart 3D Virtual World: The Legend of Grizzly McGuffin

dog leash

adult diapers

>>686364743
>moran

>>686362787
I thought this was funny, anon.

>>686364743
>brain
>not brian

2/10 at least you tried

>>686361746
Top of the line kek

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>>686362787
Classic!

>>686364960

That's why you're alone

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>>686364800
>>686364953
>>686365058
>filename

Fucking Gaiafags go back to summer newfriends.

Halloween candy, rat poison and an abacus

>>686365337
I'm from twitter you fuck

>>686365381
The abacus to count how many kids you dose'd?

>>686365407
fuck off twater

>>686365337
who cares if it's summer fam
you're a faggot all year round

>>686360970
>> i'm sorry i cheated on you with you are daughter

trump voter detected

>>686364743
the brain is the thinking center of the body

Latex gloves, a papaya and multi-purpose rope

>>686361746
fuck, you win

a shovel
the biggest bag of lime they have
duct tape

>>686362778
I love how no one caught the joke...I got you

>>686365571
If the alternative to Trump is Cuckwoman Sachs, Trump it is.

>>686359723
Knife
Hydrogen Peroxide
Sewing Kit

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toothpaste
orange juice
>blender

>>686365765
Yeah okay, Like you get people...

>>686365842
i literally made the face in the picture you posted when i read that.

>>686359723
ski mask
knee high socks
wireless keyboard

> Sledgehammer
> MLP coloring book
> Airhorn

>>686364169
they wernt trolling they were just autistic and cant perceive sarcasm

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>>686361258

>>686361746
>>686361805
>>686363460
>>686363578
>>686365156
>>686365669


>gorilla glue

xbox one elite controller
mtn dew
doritos

condoms, pez, rope

>>686365919
>literally

oh, so you were able to bend time and space and become a cartoon version of sonic the hedgehog.

>>686361258
I kek'd pretty hard, his post was pure illiteracy.

Beer lotion kids magazine

>>686366104
>cartoon version of sonic the hedgehog.

As opposed to the live action version?

Kiddie pool, gas and duct tape

>antifreeze
>gatorade
>sippy cup

>>686363089
>>686364624

Woah sick holy dude, you got shit, burn him

Knife
Mask
Fireworks

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>>686366347
Pretty good

Like a Walmart cashier even pays attention to what you are buying

>>686363335
top zozzle

>>686364423
epic tabs there buddy

>>686365471
Jups, I'm the calculating type

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>>686366347
Nice

manure
a cake with "i'm sorry i shit in your bed" written on it
another cake with "and in your fridge" written on it

>>686359723
Lube
Sqaush
Paint thinner

>>686366592
I like the way you think, anon.

Barbie doll
Benadryl
Duct tape

lube
3 inch pvc pipe
bottle rockets

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>Largest bag of plant food in the store
>Space heater
>The book "Power Plant Instrumentation and Control Handbook: A Guide to Thermal Power Plants"

>Get condoms
>Try to check out, pretend to not have enough money
>Go back into the store

>Come back to the same register with plastic wrap and rubber bands

Throw in candy if you really need three items.

>>686364273
>saving face
>anonymous imageboard
The thing is, I actually believe that there are people here who do just that. That makes me sad.

>shotgun
>vodka
>nirvana cd

>Three tires

a strainer, laxatives, and rubber gloves

>>686365407
>He doesn't realize that calling all newfags Gaiafags is also a meme
newfags don't know how far the memeception goes

>A frog
>A unicycle
>A card that reads "o shit whaddup"

>>686366831

Your logic is flawed because the condons would cost less you faggot

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>>686366819

Bleach, amonia and straws

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>>686366865
2soon anomalous

>>686359723
rope
little kids book
little kids movie

>>686359723
Fleet Child size disposable enema.
A can of Ether starter spray.
A roll of duct tape.

>>686362787
you didn't specify what you bought, that's the most important part

>a pteranodon
>a stone
>a slush ice maker

Sexy underwear that is roughly her size (check with her to make sure, you can make a flimsy excuse about her being the same size as your wife)
Duct Tape
Hammer

spray paint, 3 colours
>can I have a bag with that?