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>>686312231
more half breeds pls
I'm disappointed that none of my hard-hitting questions were answered by the supposed Pokemon expert.
<3
>>686312594
chet, pokemon aren't real.
>>686312320
fuck off
>>686312612
Mmmm that's that shit right there, give me more.
>tfw mom forgot to wash my Versace fursuit
I am fuming right now
i've actually spent both my long-awaited days off just playing pokemon
not sure if a waste or nah
>>686312952
>>686312823
That doesn't mean you can't ask about the universe's rules and lore, dummy.
>>686313092
Did you pimp smack her yet?
>>686313092
Did she discover your murrholes?
>>686313158
chet
you're forgetting something very important about me
i'm not smart like that.
>>686313261
I'm giving her one more chance
>>686313266
that's in the Prada fursuit
Furry castles have murrholes to defend against attackers.
>>686313345
But you know about Pokemon. Or is that all lies?
>>686313549
That is merciful, yet unwise
>>686313549
Forget those, tell me the condition of your Gucci suit
>>686313556
i know more than you do
>>686313139
It's never a waste to do things you want to do on your time off, unless you didn't really enjoy doing those things.
>>686313732
THAT'S WHY I WAS HOPING YOU COULD ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS.
Honestly, keep up.
i wish i was better at coming up with conversation
>>686313880
there could have been more fun things to do
but idunno what they would have beem
>>686313952
inside voices please
i cant hear you over your uncalled for anger
>>686313676
just like me!
>>686313732
Wish I had a gucci suit but my mom doesn't want to buy me one. That bitch
Lovely weather we're having, isn't it?
>>686314174
Don't make me angry then.
> "uncalled for anger"
I see what you did there.
>>686314343
Surely you used the shock collar or some other method of discipline
>>686314174
No sense wondering about it. If you enoying playing pokemon on your days off, why overthink it?
If there's something more fun you want to do, go do it if you still have time. Seriously simple.
>>686314343
she doesnt love you like she shuold
>>686314406
you are angry
so angry
it's making me scared
>>686314791
eh
the partial reason is that i just don't know what i wanna spend my time doing
>>686314596
threatening suicide is usually enough
>>686314994
I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>686314994
eh im over it.
Do you play pokemon the nerd way or the casual way?
Nerd way, calling it.
>>686315220
chet why don't you love me
>>686315244
the casual way
i played it the nerd way for a while and then i realized that it wasn't fucking fun
>>686314994
Well, that's not too uncommon when you have more freetime than you can handle. Take up a hobby and pour your life into it until no one recognizes you. Just not lol or dota
Do they use miltanks for steaks?
>>686315408
> lol or dota
i'd sooner kill myself
>>686315492
i made this exact comment last thread
Murder prostitutes in inventive and fun ways.
>>686315403
Why should I?
>>686315004
If that's the method you are using surely she will only fail again
>>686315492
They should
>>686315620
because i'm cool
>>686315549
Good, good, you're not completely hopeless then.
>>686315403
but u'll get rekt in online battles if your pokemons arent IV and EV bred with egg only abilities and moves smh
>>686315639
what should I do?
>>686315589
>>686315639
Would you a miltank?
>>686315689
Go away. You aren't my caretakers.
>>686315765
There's a reason I don't right there; you constantly lie.
>>686315863
Wat.
>>686316068
Yet I take good care of you.
Anyone here get into the Pokemon GO! beta rolling out today?
>>686316041
the only territory that i rekt people in is Smash bros, and i feel good enough with that
pokemon is about that a d v e n t u r e, man.
>>686316068
no
>>686316091
no i dont
>>686316209
A pity you don't apply a similar level of care to my bedsprings.
>>686316310
There you go again. Stop it.
lewd
>>686316041
You gotta control her mind. Make her understand that when she feels pain, it's her fault. And her fault alone. Master the pimp slap.
>>686316068
I would definitely slaughter a Miltank to make steaks
>>686316446
you deny it because you cannot handle my truth
why do you keep posting that
>reminder that real world animals also exist in the world of pokemon
Because he can't bear the truth.
>>686316562
I can. I've handled greater things. Like Tay's butt.
>>686316639
I was shocked.
That was unbearable.
DON'T BEGIN THE BEAR PUNS
>>686316310
yea I agree. I tried the whole online battle thing but people knew what they were doing and I didn't so that wasn't fun. I don't even have the whole types weaknesses/effectiveness memorized
>>686316536
you seem to have quite the experience with this sort of problem...
Utterly unbearlievable.
>>686316801
maybe i should go handle some butts too
>>686317028
i have no idea what works with fairy types
>>686316536
>>686316707
Seems like they wear their skin too. How barbaric.
>>686317073
Have you put your armour on yet?
>>686317199
OK just stay away from mine. And by that I mean Tay's.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it sounds like you bearly know much about Pokemon after all.
>>686317199
I think it counters dragans
>>686317028
My problems sort themselves out
>>686317603
You mean how efficient
>>686317665
that's fine, i know one cute asshole i could handle
i swear to god if you become a father your dad-puns will be next-level and your child will hate you.
>>686317787
i counters my ass
it's stupid
Rowlet is the best new starter
>>686317199
>i have no idea what works with fairy types
>>686318016
no, popplio
>>686318032
it's true
my mind cant comprehend fairies
>>686317995
Pokemon aren't real, Demos.
I doubt I will have kids ever.
>>686318249
Take that back
>>686318290
thats a little unrelated
same. i want dogs.
... or cats.
>>686318355
n
>>686318397
n-yes?
Chet. I'm pregnant.
>also tfw you find a song from an artist you love but have somehow never heard
>>686318397
Yes it is you were talking about a Pokemon's.
You hate cats though.
>>686318515
n-o.
>>686317831
so whatsup man
>>686317995
IIRC dragans were OP and needed a counter. Whats stupid about fairy?
I find that hard to believe.
Nobody cares about Florin and the Machinima, Jesus.
>>686318638
i definitely was not
i do hate cats, but who knows.
>>686318720
idunno man i just think fairy type pokemon are dumb
same goes for dragon types
>>686318653
I don't understand this concept. No?
>>686318720
Not much. Moving from Texas soon
>Nobody cares about Florence and the Machine
Oh I beg to differ.
>>686318888
Saved as evidence.
Of course you do. I meant to clarify "nobody with taste".
>>686318249
>can't comprehend faeries
>just watched an anime all about them
>>686318888
Fighting type was the true OP type
>>686318888
i think normal type is stupid
>>686318913
whats in texas?
>>686312231
Where can I get that?
>Would wear/10
I don't give a shit about the Twilight films and it was for those films, but I've never heard it, nor has it ever been on any versions of Lungs I've downloaded.
>>686318827
You'll get alimony applications through the door soon enough.
Hah. Normal is Demos' favourite.
>>686319142
rekt
>>686319363
I don't know you. Please leave me alone.
>>686319172
i don't watch anime so i dont know what you're referring to
>>686319272
how dare you
>>686319512
it's not even a type. There rocks and fire and water and thunder and then there's "normal" (???). How does it make any sense
>>686319506
I know where you sleep at night.
>>686319758
while on this topic
the fuck is the difference between ground and rock type
>>686319758
It's Pokeracism.
>>686319792
You can't find me if I hide under the duvet.
>>686319272
From not to. There's nothing left keeping me here so I decided to move back to Colorado
GG Fromsoft, you fucks.
>>686319893
M duvet is better, anywho.
>>686319856
Ground is immune to electric, weak to water, grass, ice, resistant to Rock and poison. Offensively it's strong against, electric, poison, rock and fire, not effective against bug and grass and flying is immune to it
Rock is not immune to anything. Also weak to grass and water, but also fighting and steel; it's resistant to normal, rock, fire, flying, bug. Offensively strong against Fire, flying, bug, ice, not very effective against rock, steel or fighting
>>686319856
you know ground is made of dirt and rocks are rocky. Thats why most rock pokemon are rocks and most ground pokemon are dirty
>>686319893
no seriously how do you even explain the normal type
>>686319962
whats in colorado then?
He means what is the difference thematically.
I never understood what a "steel" pokemon is supposed to be. A robot?
>>686320566
Family, friends, better paying job
>>686320529
that's not what i meant
>>686320566
i can understand why fossil pokemon are rock types but still... is it really necessary to have both?
https://join.skype.com/sgijOEsh1KjT
>>686319512
>not watching anime
>>686320724
probably a mimicry of modern technology, or from precious metals?
>>686320909
leave me alone anon
this is a safe-zone
sssssssssssssssssssip
>>686320566
The same way I explain Dark Souls lore: "shhh don't think about it".
>>686320724
they're made of steel like aaron!
>>686320730
sounds cool. How's Colorado as a state?
>>686320767
if "normal" gets to exist I don't think there's any point in using logic when it comes to pokemon typings
18-0-8 Brood game, feels good, man.
About time I had a team that spoke english.
>>686320724
I think it's because steel is seen as an "element" in Asian cultures.
Also yeah, it opens the floodgates for robots, from a design standpoint.
>>686321018
>safe-zone
>>686321478
whatever man
stay mad that pokemon angels like aipalm and spinda exist
>>686320929
>>686321478
>>686321605
Isn't there an actual robot pokemon? I'm picturing something a big cannon on its back.
>>686321854
Blastoise.
>>686321854
Genesect
>>686321514
still spamming brood? smh
>>686321474
I don't get it. Is Dark Souls lore messy?
>>686321624
Those two would fit the fairy typing perfectly
>>686321854
yea it's genesect I think he's a legendary
>>686321975
Oh yeah... Why does he have cannons on his back?
>>686321977
>>686321981
That's the one. Isn't he/it artificial?
>>686322200
yeah probably some porygon/mewtwo thing
>>686321981
I'm expanding my hero pool, but I've dipped something like 300 MMR in the last couple of months. Joined a team for a tournament here in Mexico and that put me in a kinda bad spot (no communication from the team, was notified of games 30 minutes before they started, we got passed the wildcard and they kicked me).
So yeah, playing brood and stomping helps cheer me up.
>>686321981
Not really. messy More of an unfinished clusterfuck.
>>686321478
It's a gorgeous state. If you can tolerate Mormons and snow there's not much else wrong with the state. Denver is pretty friendly towards faggots and weed's legal so that's a plus.
Don't trust Chet on this, he is just mad he doesn't understand Lord-Director Miyazaki's clever tricks and writing.
>>686322308
"Genesect was revived from a Fossil and technologically enhanced by Team Plasma to create the most powerful Pokémon ever."
>>686322988
okay so he's just mewtwo 2 basically
>>686322088
kay then
>>686322200
idk but I'm sure there's probably a movie on him or something
>>686322379
hey man cheer up you're better off not being in a south american team (no offense)
>>686322508
Im going through dark souls 1 and none of this makes sense so far. Im on a quest to ring 2 bells for some reason
>>686322536
I can't tolerate mormons. They're too happy and sinister
TAY CHAOS WEAPONS SCALE WITH THE DARK SOUL. MIYAZAKI IS A FOOL.
>>686323137
Stuff like that is simple if you pay attention. It's the details and thematics that are messed up.
