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>when his height starts with 5 feet
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>>686210682
>being this ugly
>caring about height
>priorities
>check em'
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>when she doesn't use metric system
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>>686210815
>being a manlet

>>686210865
>using the system of measurement that didn't go to the moon
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>>686210975
I'm 100% sure that every calculation was made in the metric system
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>>686210682

hello. I'm 5'7". how are you?
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>>686210975
The space program uses metric.
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>>686210975
Still ugly.
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>>686210975
>when the people who post this have a weight starting with 5
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>>686210682
>being a bigot
>caring about guy's heights
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>5'12"
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>>686210682
>>686211275
>>hello. I'm 5'7". how are you?

please respond.
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>>686211526

i've got a friend who is 5'13" and a half
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>>686210682
>when her weight starts with 200
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>>686210682
I love being 5'11, date girls and they be all like "I'm so glad your tall, I hate guys shorter than 6 feet" Pretty much when I offer to drive and take them to a fancy restaurant, rack up a wicked bill, and leave them at the table with no ride home. Around 10 minutes after I havn't come back from the washroom they be all texting "Where u at". And I'll just never reply, and see how many times you text or call as your pathetic stuckup ass sits at the table all alone.
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all these manlets lul
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>>686210682
>when (OP) uses some poor girl's face to troll /b/
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>>686211157
not every one! it was either the columbia or the challenger disaster that had been caused because a team working on the project had use empirical measurements while the others had used the metric system like sensible men
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>>686211837
i cant im a coward
plus i cant just leave my family, or at least thats what i tell myself
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>>686211798
ima need some proof that you do this and dont just sit at home alone. if you do that's pretty epic.
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>>686210975
>using the system of measurement that didn't go to the moon
NASA uses the metric system you gigantic faggot.
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>>686211433
Rekt
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>>686211895
NOT TRUE!!! Both shuttles were lost due to operational constraints that weren't followed.

There was a PROBE to Mars that crashed because one group figured thrust in Kilograms and another in Newtons...
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>>686211433
rekt and checked
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All of these angry manlets coming out from the shadows.
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You mess with me... No problem.
You mess with OP... You get this!
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>>686212757
I am non-sarcastically glad you had the information to correct me
I knew an accident had occurred for the stated reason but i may have embellished the details a little
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>>686213129
so is messing up lipstick like her thing? she seems to always have this stupid shit going on with her face
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>>686212960
your face gave me autism
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>>686210682
words can't describe your beauty
>but numbers can
2/10
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>>686213129

I absolutely do not get the appeal with her. And I watch some weird channels.
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>>686210682
>>people like you remind us of how truly hideous our world is
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Good thing I'm 4'1" check mate bitch
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>>686213990
kek
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>>686210682
>6'2" master race reporting in
Hmm, if you're going to talk shit about anyone, at least be hot or something. Jesus, it's like a nigger calling a Kenyan black
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>>686210682
When her job pay less than 6 figures
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>>686213376
>>686213655
She's riding her lipstick shtick all the way to a television show. I don't know if that's still a big deal but I'm impressed by it. Still, I'm not a fan. Her fan base appears to be young girls in need of an easily emulated role model.
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>when her weight starts with 200
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>When her weight starts with 200
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as if any of you could get a woman
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>>686214948

I give that TV show one season before it gets cancelled.
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>>686215000
>when those trips go unchecked
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>>686215275
Do escorts count?
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>>686215320
still dont know who this is
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>>686215000
>when her weight starts with 160
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>>686215329
Aaaawww sheeeeiit
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>>686210682
>mfw I'm 4'11"
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>>686215456
her name is Miranda Sings and she does youtube, she used to do songs but I'm sure she daily vlogs now or something like that
Also>>686215320
her tv show will premier with like a couple 100,000 viewers and it will be cancelled within the first 5 episodes
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>>686215456

Christmas Song Challenge ft. Miranda Sings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHdbZQn5JSg

She does this stupid voice.
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>>686212960
You look like a dude in makeup.
Not even a trap. Just, a dude in makeup.
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>>686213632
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Are you serious?!?!?!

She's big enough to on tour?
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>>686210682
>when she has a "feminine" penis
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>>686210682
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THIS IS NOT OKAY

POTATOES ARE A CULTURE NOT A COSTUME
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>>686213632
kek
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>>686216654
Who's your friend that likes to play
Ching Chong Bing Bong!
LOL XDD
[spoiler] bing bong ;_; [/spoiler]
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>>686216772
This bitch is soooo unfunny
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What the hell is wrong with a guy being under 6'? My boyfriend is 5'11", I'm 5'7". I still feel like a midget compared to him and I have to wear heels if he wants to fuck standing up.
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>>686216932
<spoiler> kill yourself </spoiler>
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>>686217102
why would you fuck standing up?
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>>686217102
>My boyfriend
Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God
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>>686217277
Do you only do it missionary? We like to be adventurous.
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>>686217291
I'll keep that in mind if I ever grow a penis.
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>>686210682
>Tfw 4'11" doesn't start with a 5
Feelsgoodman.jpg
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>when her partner count is >1
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>>686217412
>adventurous
you're just standing up
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>>686211459
>>being a bigot
>>caring about guy's heights


laughing at midgets is not bigoted, it's comical.
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>>686210682
is that a little boy?
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>>686210682
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>>686217743

Holy kek. How did you do that?
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>>686210682
>>686210975

you guys are going to scare here and shes going to quit making videos

4chan ruins everything
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>>686217949
who is she?
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>>686212757
newtons is derived from kilograms and they are both metric
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>>686218155

My sister. Isn't she pretty?
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>>686210815
SHUT UP YOU STUPID CIS MALE PIG. DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY!
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>>686218579
I though she was on youtube, as you said she makes videos
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>>686218832

I don't know what you're talking about, goy.
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>>686210975
>implying anyone actually went to the moon
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>>686210682
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>>686218579

Sureeeeeeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQsD1lbKhIg
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HOLY CRAP PEOPLE
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>>686210815
This girl is actually cute. I know her.
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>>686218788
What does cis even mean guys I never figured it out
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>>686210682
KENNY RODGERS
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>>686220051
stylized shit spelling of sissy. Shorthand for fags or people who don't yet know they are gay
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>>686210682
when her weight starts with 2
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>>686219700

How do you know my sister?
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>>686220268
Thanks now I can say it without looking lime a complete retard fag
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its a youtuber feg0t
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>>686220350
Get your fucking face out of the camera, you don't look pretty just because your face is 1 inch away from the goddamn camera you fucking cringegod
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>>686211637
Trying to remember the basketball player who claimed that he was 6 foot 13 inches because people over 7 feet are freaks.
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>>686211798
seconding the need for confirmation on this.
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>>686220350
Stick to ASMR
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>when her name starts with dave
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>>686210682
>when her weight starts with 2
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>>686221704
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>>686221879
mods.
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New Queen of /b/?
New Queen of /b/.
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