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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Bastion is a shit edition
Amatsu claimed~
>>686138941
Forgot pic..
>>686138941
nice pic, but a bit too lewd
Claimed
still here
Akiko claimed
ok so let's get it right this time
Discord: AkikoBestGirl#0014
Battletag: AkikoBesuto#2545
Shimakaze claimed
clmd
BritfagMaki#2701 Claim
best suit girl claimed
getting better at one-handed typing. And no, not for that reason, get your head out of the gutter.
>>686138809
Because it's high noon?
Being able to 100 to 0 a tank without any risk to himself just strikes me as excessive. That's all.
Like i said, it doesn't really bother me that much. Just my opinion on balance; they either need to make the stun harder to use or less rewarding to use.
>>686139153
>Rattle rattle
Also Battletag is Faayne#2173
>>686139076
Guess you'll have to just hang out here
Miho claimed
>>686139350
Do you ever sleep?
>>686139239
I didn't know battletags have numbers and had been sending you requests on Discord the whole time
>>686139497
...Approximately yes.
>>686139350
high noon needs line of sight for a while and can be blocked by a shield, deflected by Genji, or you can just break LoS
>git gud scrub
>>686139515
KEK
That's not even my discord either
>>686139001
I know..
>>686139136
Nice claim!
>>686139515
Topkek
>>686139400
Yuuko-chan
>>686139497
Heyo Miho.
>>686139400
That cake looks dangerous.
>>686139002
Great. his only Homu pic I've seen before is the only one I didn't like that much.
I think my Battlenet is bugged, I can't add friends or even see anyone online.. Kill me fam
>>686139102
how do i find out what my discord tag is? i come from the days before tags and usernames were the thing back then.
>>686139497
>hugs
>>686139611
beat me to it
>>686139622
It's a lie
>>686139566
High noon doesn't bother me in the slightest. It's not even that good.
It's super hard to get a good one off and i find it hilarious to block with reinhardt sheild.
And it's not even a guaranteed kill when he does hit it.
>>686139660
Make sure your client is on the correct region.
>>686139671
It's on the lower left of the screen,just below your username
>>686139622
Hello. I'm still on my phone.
>>686139685
Lol
>Miho
>claiming yume
How is everyone doing?
Shoe me your waifus legs in stockings/tights!
>>686138996
Hey its that one former megumin
>>686139002
did you make pasta yet?
>>686139136
hey you again
you were gone a long time
>>686139153
maid one!
bring me a coffee please
>>686139896
Here's my waifu losing a shoe
>>686139896
>did you make pasta yet?
Nah, it's still too early.
>>686139371
>added
>>686139590
Well fucking drop it then you faggot
>>686139599
I'll be expecting you later
>>686139671
your name(case sensitive) + the little number under it
>>686139831
my username extends past the mic mute/deafen buttons but apparently it's Miasmata#1309
>>686139896
Hey, it's that one leg person
How are you today?
>>686139350
idk mccrees abilities mean nothing at a distance except ult and the stun is already junky maybe they should just scrap it for something else
>>686139400
looks like it
Claiming, still at work edition
Anything going on here?
>>686140021
shinicarry #9821
>>686138836
your waifu sucks
>>686140027
for clarification, i keep my name in korean after my username itself but apparently after a space it excludes things beyond that.
>>686140021
Could you PM me when it starts? I'll be playing TW for a bit
>>686140027
Request sent
It's been a while since I saw you
>>686140098
Hey Renge, I'm doing alright, a bit groggy because I just woke up. What about you?
Best German CV Claimed
Good Morning / Afternoon everyone !
I see we have a overwatch players here
My battlenet id Rosiu#2303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5eodxmPrKw
>>686140503
i didnt get a request - thats a discord ID, not a battletag
and yeah i've just come back today. been REALLY busy with an irl incident.
>>686140029
Ehh. I think he's fine at range. He can borderline snipe like Pharah. Just dump bullets down range, you'll get there. Better than most characters anyways.
Personally i find his whole design and how you play him rather bland.
That said, it's mighty rare that i see a McCree who does genuinely poorly. He's probably fine bordering on good balance wise. I just dislike him.
>>686140634
there i go forgetting images again.
>>686139350
>rattle
>>686139549
did you follow shia labeouf's advice like i told you?
>>686139896
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>>686140634
But I sent a request on Discord
Hope everything get sorted out for ya
>>686140588
Hey Graf! How are you?
>>686140783
Yeeeno
Not even a little.
>Rattle rattle
>>686140588
I want graf to dominate me
>>686140006
ok
>>686140020
do it
>>686140028
quite good actualy how about yourself?
>>686140150
nice
>>686140588
show me the grafy legs!
>>686140783
thank you maid one
>>686140846
maybe that's not my discord tag. i'll have to look into it because my username isn't the easiest to type
>fucking broken captchas
>>686140681
Yuuko !
How you doing ?
>Also playing overwatch ?
>>686140846
Hello !
Finaly get a money to buy some stuff
How about you ?
>>686140929
>Not in my duty
>>686140932
>Legs
>Done you lazy arschloch
>>686141030
ok tag might be
Miasmata 【루크】#1309
?
>>686141179
thank you new inhabitant of the Bundesland Polen
store had lollipops
>>686141320
>this is a lolipop
>you don't poplolis
>feelsbatman.png
hello karen how are you doing?
>>686141320
life is good
>>686141179
I am not playing overwatch i'm afraid.
Things are great as always!
But they'll be even better knowing that you're doing well enjoying that money.
>>686140932
no problem crazy legs one
>>686140926
oh well
>rattle
>>686141320
LOLIpops you say?
>>686141030
You can get the full username in the settings~
>>686140932
Nice, I'm groggy because I just woke up
>>686141179
Nice! Bought any new games?
I'm still tired, sadly
>>686141320
Your country isn't as shit as I once thought
a a a a a a A A A A A A
((hey everyone))
>>686141179
Please?
>>686141889
yeah basically
>>686141543
Oh well indeed.
>Rattle rattle
>>686141682
Hi Barry
>>686142103
hey shizu, sup?
>>686141403
>internet still disconnecting
guess I'm off again for now, guys.
>>686142217
See ya later!
>>686142154
Not much. Talking shop about Overwatch and watching tubes. You?
On my desktop now.
>>686141271
>Gestapo arschloch
>>686141484
> i'm afraid.
Afraid of what ?
>But they'll be even better knowing that you're doing well enjoying that money.
Why you are allways so nice to me ?
I'm never doing anything well
>>686141603
>new games ?
Yea! Bought Doom and Overwatch
>I'm still tired, sadly
you're working ?
>>686142217
Hello and bye
>>686142519
Nice. And I'm just sitting here listening to music and having a single early morning beer. Had one left over, figured I'd have it with breakfast because why not.
https://youtu.be/Ze8xBUk-2qU
>>686140503
Yea I'll invite everyone once I'm done
>>686142095
>that pic
I wonder if Shira will come back
>>686142217
RIP in kill
>>686142589
You'll join me later, right? I'm almost done with everything
>>686140503
Slow posting cause work. I'm doing pretty well, just wish my day would move even a little faster. Any plans for today?
>>686142589
You do enough and i always try to remember you more in particular because there was a time i always got you and prinz mixed up.
You're always pleasant yourself beautiful.
>>686142589
Sweet! All /waifu/ can play together now kek
Nah, I'm just tired because I just woke up
>>686142864
Alright, I'll see ya then!
>>686142881
At least you have a job
Got none, I'm just NEET after all
>defrosting a steak
wew lad tonight's dinner gon b gud
>>686142864
He was here last night lol also Akiko, add me on OW and invite me to shit whenever. BarryIGuess#1225
>>686143211
You like my pleasant conversation miho?
>>686143343
>added
Got a discord? We're almost at a full party
I'll be playing in an hour or so, whenever I finish my assignment
>claimed
>>686143524
Very christian waifu
Hello again
>yuuko
>>686143414
I liked where it was going.
And i must leave now. Still have stuff to move but will be back in a few hours.
>Megumin Claimed
>>686143784
Farewell beautiful
>>686143875
Bewitched
>>686143057
>steak
what are you , a pleb?
>>686142103
>indeed rattle
>>686143602
I do, but uh, anxiety prevents me from doing voice chat. I know, I'm a huge faggot.
>>686144066
>mfw it's discount cheapest steak from asda
>>686144112
That's partially why i don't as well
>yuuko
>>686144317
>discount
>stares
>>686144398
KEKKKKKKKKKKK
>maki
Claiming Yuuki. Can't stay ling, have to go to work in a bit.
>>686144112
Yep, you're a huge faggot. I got over it. It's really the first few minutes that are awkward, everything after that is comfortable silence and jokes. I can add you and you can listen while you're muted, coordination is easier like that
>>686144317
>discount
kek
>>686144326
>
>>686144398
>
>>686144475
what a shitty resolution
>
>Akiko
>>686144569
UGH. Fine. AizawaAnon#3217 is my discord
>>686144686
Man, never thought even shitty reaction pics would trigger the resolution Nazis too
>>686144569
and after giving us all that shit before you didn't even add me on discord kek
>>686142864
Ofc ! we can play wherever you want !
>>686142961
My god Yuuko
>i know why i love you so much
>>686143027
>because I just woke up
Best reason
>All /waifu/ can play together now
beautiful idea
>>686144569
There's a Discord group for Overwatch? :o
>>686144959
>Best reason
>beautiful idea
Right!? That's gonna be so much fun!
>nice pic
b jkjjl
Im considering buying Overwatch, but poorfag until end of the month. Is it worth it?
>>686144934
Added ya faggit
>>686144941
>not much a resolution nazi but I just happened to have this particular pic in my folder
I did, but I copypasted and you left a fucking space between name and number in >>686140113
>>686144959
Nice, I'll hit you guys up later when I'm finally fucking done
>>686145493
I'm not eating very much because of it
It was worth it for me~
>>686145475
Hello moonpie
>>686145493
Just make sure to buy the 40 dollar and not the 60 dollar one
>>686145636
ah my bad friendo
>>686145703
Hello Fluffy Hair.
>>686145714
Overwatch basic edition is fucking 70$ here in Australia. fuck conversion rates.
>>686145636
tfw no pending requests. gimme yours, I'll add you. Also I have a haircut at 1pm PST so I won't be on from about 12:30pm PST to about 1:30pm PST.
>>686145885
fucking DESTROYED
So how many people do we need for full team?
>>686145493
Fellow poorfag here
Just blackmail some people into giving you the money like I did
>Is it worth it?
It's tons of fun, but it's only 40 bucks worth of fun with friends
>>686145798
I'll invite you to the server, I'll send a message when I round you guys up for some games
>>686145885
>70$
what in the actual fuck?
>>686145811
Up to anything?
>>686145885
>fuckin straya man
Just shove a broomhandle up your ass and get the game for free, it's basically the same
>>686145904
AkikoBestGirl#0014
>>686145885
>what the actual fuck?
>>686145904
>no pending requests
I sent a request you faggot D:
>>686145991
okay fam hmu
>>686138836
any of you know where to find the full video of this?
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>>686146281
Google.com
