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what's it like to have a girlfriend?
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what's it like to have a girlfriend?
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it's good and then it's annoying, breaking up is a pain in the ass
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>>686137782
Like having a child you occasionally fuck, but can't hit.
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Fantastic you have someone you know cares more about you than anyone else (if you have a good relationship that is)
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I've only ever had casual sex and 1 night stands, im too terrified of being cucked to make a worthwhile relationship
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>>686138093
Kek. But so true
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>>686137782
It's definitely one of the greatest feelings in the world but it's important to remember that it shouldn't be your world.
When it ends, it's one of the worst feelings in the world. At that time, you have to remember it's not the end of your world either.
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>>686138095
doesn't it suck all your free time & energy?
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>>686138343
And money. Don't forget money.
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>>686137782
expensive
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Like anything in life, good with negatives.

You can fuck often, but having sex is like food, not as exciting when you have it in abundance, but the best thing in the world when you're starved.

Girlfriends constantly test you. They push the limits of your patience intentionally because they want to be put in their place and treated like bratty children. If you don't play their game they'll cheat on you and make your life hell. If you pass the constant tests you get to keep fucking them.
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>>686138343
>>686138459
It really depends. Some women are actually quite understanding and reasonable.
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>>686138122
> so terrified of being cucked
> he's cucked himself
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Kinda shitty.
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Annoying
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It's nice, for about 2-3 months
Then you get bored and want to bang other girls
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It's good for a time but it always end up being a huge pain in the ass.

Don't get girlfriends , just get friends you fuck.
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Unless you get lucky enough to find the love of your life, it's soul-crushingly stressful and you spend fuckloads of money.
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Fuck a hooker then spend the next day punching yourself in the bollocks.
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Is overrated. I prefer being a sloot
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>>686137782
Pretty much you deal with a lot of bullshit just to have sex on the regular. Find a nice skank that just wants to fuck and you're golden.
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>>686138093
So much this
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>>686137782
Salty sand bags
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>>686137782
Annoying.
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Pretty good until she breaks up with you. You stupidly become friends with her and she spends the next 2 years tearing you apart emotionally.
You realize she's doing it but keep making excuses that she isn't doing it on purpose and that leaving her would hurt a thousand times more than it does.

That's what having a girlfriend is like
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single pros
>talk to anyone you want
>do anything you want
>waste as much time as you want on anything/nothing

gf pros
>sex
>people still hate you but not as much
>other girls can see how decent you are treating her - new opportunities in case relationship fails
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>>686137782
Go out to your garden and dig two holes, one small but deep enough and the other like football sized I guess.
Throw all your money and/or drugs in the big hole and stick your dick in the small hole.
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>>686142689
>>people still hate you but not as much
I would have said "people don't think you're as much of a loser" but that works too
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>>686138343
It's a damn waste of time, most girls are annoying and ignorant as fuck.
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>>>/gif/8620072
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>>686137782
Always worrying if she cheating on you, if she'll leave you, why you're still with her, if you can do better, if you're trying to convince yourself you are happy. Wondering what guys think of her, what she thinks of other guys, is she happy, satisfied, willing to be with you forever/long enough, did you make the right decision, how much money and time you waste on her. Feeling angry because of neglect, not open enough, keeping secrets from you, not trying, she changes or you change because of her.

Happy you get to have sex and see some tits
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>>686138585
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>>686142689
>Implying you can't have sex while single
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How it feels to have a girlfriend more than 2 years? Or a long relationship?
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>>686143222
>do anything you want

single sex falls into this category
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>>686137782
Only worth it if you love her. That is, you love her as a person. Otherwise not worth shit.
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Friends with benefits > single > relationship
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>>686143125
That's some nice paranoia you've got going on there bro. Been with the same girl for 13 years now and never had a single one of those thoughts. Good for me I guess.

To answer OP: it's great, but only with the right one. Otherwise, refer to the rest of the responses to see what will happen. Your gf/wife should be your best friend in the world beyond any shadow of doubt, or otherwise it's not the right one.
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Get a boyfriend instead, much simpler
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>>686143994
friends with benefits is always the best way but one of the two always gets feelings and fucks everything up eventually. its a great doomed idea.
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>>686138093

/thread
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>>686140921
This
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>>686137782
Sometimes its shit, sometimes its gold.
Really I think Id be better off without it, but I love cuddles.
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>>686137782
It's amazing. Someone to share life with and who cares about you. It's an amazing feeling. It also hurts tho, but shit times are there to make you feel happy about the good ones
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>>686138343
Yes but it's worth it when you're in love
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how the fuck does one get a gf? i dont know if i was born autistic but i just simply dont fucking know how to go to stage 2 or know the true meaning of love or what it means to truly have a connection with someone. even porn addicts and degenerates below me are able to get a gf. i just dont know how to initiate the second stage or in a way make it seem like i want a relationship. like am i suppose to be desperate or some shit? someone give me insight please
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>>686140995
I found her.... She left, I fucked up...
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It's like having a best friend you fuck every do often who sucks you dick. I've had a gf or the two since 2nd grade. Married two of them. Well, married one and she had 2 know ids and then didn't want to be married anymore. So I took 10 years off dating so I could be a good dad..then I went back to have a gf and married the last one.
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>>686144660
if you dont know if youre in love, make something bad happen to the relationship. a tragedy will test it. If you still feel like shit a few months later, do something stupid to get her back. if she takes you back, you are officially in love, and also in a real relationship. good luck.
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>>686137782
Depends on the girl. A good gf is pretty awesome. A bad one is a fucking nightmare.
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>>686138197
Shut up faggot ass bitch
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>>686138585
>push the limits of your patience

How?
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It feels right knowing your sperm is always inside a girls body
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>>686137782
It feels right knowing your sperm is always inside her
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>>686137782
Expensive
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>>686145548
If your a dumbass, my bitch buys me shit
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Would you rather prefer a gf or a transformer like this little fucking faggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUySKIirSz4
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>>686145251
>so i saw that your skank friend wished you happy birthday..what do you think we should do babe?
>I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY PETS WE HAVE, THIS CAT HAS MANGE BABE! ITS SUFFERING!
>what are you thinking about?
>what are you thinking about?
>what are you thinking about?
>what are you thinking about?
>what are you thinking about?
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>>686145548
This. You should see my bank account, looks great with no gf.
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>>686137782
its dope
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>>686145732
>>686145548
>>686138491
>>686138459

Only cucks in this thread
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>>686145629
She must be hideous.
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>>686137782
It's over rated.
It's like having a really selfish best friend that you have sex with.
>inb4 my girlfriend isn't selfish
All woman are selfish you just haven't realized it yet.
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>>686145862
>2016
>Not understanding that you pay for it one way or the other

Shiggy diggy
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>>686137782
It's, like having another mom that you fuck
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>>686146129
Nope I'm just good
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>>686146332
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It's pretty cool except for the part where she destroys your eardrums
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