>>686101963
dolphins
>one foot long
>prehensile
your dick could let itself out, grab a bitch across the table, and rape her all by itself

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>>686102135
They don't look as sexy, the smell can't be anywhere near as heavenly and musky (as they don't sweat) and dolphins just don't look good as animals. Horses are all around sexy beasts, huge four legged animals with massive veiny cocks contained in musky sheaths.

>>686102301
>implying a dick has any porpoise but to please its owner

>>686101963
I like the assholes as much as their cock.

anybody have gifs of them cumming?

>>686102424
I see what you did there.

>>686101963
>objectively
I don't think you understand what this word means

>>686101963
>>686102058
>>686102091
>>686102132
>>686102301
Jfc horse cocks make me so wet

>>686102608
there might be something wrong with you m8

>>686102608
If humans had actual horse cocks, like not just big dicks but literal horse dicks scaled down to human sizes, I don't think I'd do anything in life other than be a professional slut

>>686102673
It's the same as saying that horsecocks make me hard as a rock. Nothing wrong with it.

>>686102673
Yeah, I need a huge horse cock inside of me.
Bf's is so small

>>686102688
Same tbh

>>686102761
why not come over?

>>686102132

My pussy is dripping wet just from seeing this.

>>686103499
Prove it

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Well, I was going to sleep.
M-more horsecock gifs?

>>686102533
plz

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>>686103499
kik me

_xenomit_

>>686103499
you can't just say that and not have proof you know

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people say my dick looks like a horse dick

>>686103998
Probably because they wouldn't fuck a horse.

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>>686104114

>>686104191
>>686104114
Looks like that comment killed the thread. Worth it.

>>686104566
nooo i wanna see them cumming

Anyone got the webm/gif that is recorded from underneath the horse and a guy is making the horse cum?

>>686104863
yes please

>>686104863
Probably

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>>686103811
come on. you know that all the posters in this thread are guys.

Then Post it asap

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more like this

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>>686105632
seconded

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>>686105632
only one i know of

>>686105798
mare like this

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>>686106227

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>>686106304

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>>686106390

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Here you go anons

>>686106727
more more more

rip thread

If only I could contribute

>>686107090
what would you contribute?

>>686107473
Horseporn dumbass

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>>686107090
I can contribute

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I have 17.5 GB of this :)

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>>686107530
Not real

>>686107840
....no fuckin shit bro...

>>686107891
Where do you find all of these?

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Bump

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>>686107976
6 years of collecting pal

>>686107891
you got any of them actually fucking anything?

>>686108069
nice thanks bro, more cum is awesome

>>686107704
Yesss thank you anon

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>>686108080
Only large videos that i cant upload are looks good. But i got something anyway

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

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>>686108136
>>686108150
You are welcome :)

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>>686108080

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I have some nice art aswell

>>686108191
Mmm. Please don't stop...

>>686108501
Holy shit.

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>>686108526
Dont foret to save :)

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>>686108526

>>686106476
>>686106390
>>686106304
>>686105833
>>686105798
>>686105632
PLEASE MORE MARES

Dog dicks.

Seeing a huge dog knot plop out of a guy's dog cum filled man cunt is hot as fuck.

>>686108763
Got proof?

>>686108582
I will, but I think I need to fap too... These are lovely.

>>686108251
moar

more cum

>>686108965
no but it's not hard to google it. or come visit me and we'll find a guy with a dog who can make you his bitch

>>686108763
pics or didnt happen

>>686110156
Must be really nasty, if she doesn't even make any atempt to swallow.

>>686103998
Who told you that? Your mom?

>>686110156
Must be really nasty, but it just a yogurt. Stallion makes a lot of frictions before he cum. Videos like this one are fakes for people who fapping to grill not to horse

>>686110302
The horse doesn't actually cum.
99% of horse cum in porn is faked

>>686110733
That's it im talikng about

>>686110733
Why halfass it, when you have a real horse at hand? What a bunch of fags

>>686110929
Not sure, are stallions hard to get off?

>>686108631
This

>>686110929
Not sure, are stallions hard to get off maybe?

>>686111394
Don't know, more mares though

>>686111343
>>686111394
Not at all. Only first 2-3 times when he dont clearly understand what are you doing. When he gets the point he gonna molest you every time when he have a flare :)

>>686111765
that sounds hot as fuck

>>686111765
Holy moly... Got any stories to share?

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>>686101963

Thats faggotry and being retard beyohnd any human comprehension.

>kys

>>686106390
ill add that to my horses with sex toys collection, sadly is only a couple of pictures :( do you have more so i could fill my folder?

>>686101963
There is a diffrence between being gay and being a sick fuck op, kys

>>686103053
Contact info? Dying for a bigger one tbh

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Horse

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>>686113082

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Dogs not bad

Need more horsecock

FUCKING MODS SLEEPING ON THE JOB

>>686113282
Not bait though, but okay

>>686112258
Yea I have one about myself. I was working at little stable for 5 years. At start i got a gelding who didnt give a fuck about pleasure. I had not so mush experience in horse jerking at that moment and was believing at all fake videos from the internet. Was blaming to myself that i cant jack off the gelding. Arter 3 years of horse care and horse ride experience I got a gelding who gets gelded like a 1 week ago. So he was a stallion in his mind. So i show him what can I do with his dick :) He coldnt cum but he was shooting a lot of precum ay my hands and face. Later he got that I can sex him up with my hands and always was making noises when he see me. But it was public place we was training kids at horse riding. So we have private time only at evening when eberybody gone and my job was to feed horses and lock the stable. Stable owner was really mad everytime whaen it takes about 3 hours to that :D She suspects me as a zoofile but i was joking about it like "OMG no... He is young gelding he gets a flare everytime when he see a mare. Its not coz of me!". Yea... That was good time... But now i need to pass my exams and im not working with horses at all. Only riding in other towns when we traveling. But i think when i finish my university i gonna run to work with horses again. I cant live without a hard horse cock in my hands. Btw im 22 and im form Russia if you interested. And soory about my english

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Kangaroo

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http://www.shadbase.com/lara-with-horse-episode-1/
http://www.shadbase.com/lara-with-horse-episode-2/
http://www.shadbase.com/lara-with-horse-episode-3/

may be of interest

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Blue whale

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Orca

dafuq is this thread

>>686113600
Hot as fuck. I hope you get the chance to work with them again... and I hope to see or hear more from you.

>>686114004
Unfff

>>686114004
Haha this pick is so weird. If he not gay and was asked to look at some huge
, erect man dick he'd say get fucked! But hold an orca penis, yeah sure mate, all in a days work.

>>686114221
cancer

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>>686114221
its a thread for sick fucks that want to fuck animals

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Elephant

>>686114221
pure fucking cancer

>>686114308
Im frequent visitor in this threads. We can meet from time to time :)

What about turtle penis?

>>686107840
no shit
look under the cock, the fuckin bat outline is right there

>>686107704
lol was that a horse with premature ejaculation?

>>686114663
I wish I was one of the horses you'd stroke off. You sound very skilled.

>>686115001
I guess? Maybe he cum while bellyslapping but a little bit later idk...

>>686114397
i'd hold an animals dick for 30,000$

>>686115344
Yea it takes a lot of time to learn how to... But it worth it :)

>>686115696
Share more stories of your intimate experiences? I need something to burst to.

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bump
if this thread is still up in 5 minutes I'll post a shitload of horses and horse action

>>686116524
A girl fucked a dog. The end.

>>686106727
Get that fake shit out of here.

>>686116557
Patiently waiting anon

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Looks like fun

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>>686116557
why do you need 5 minutes?

>>686111343
>>686111394
Because a sexually excited horse might rear and injure the woman with its hooves on the way down or thrust hard and dislocate her jaw or tear the esophagus.

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>>686101963
you're a fucking fly away home cunthole and I hope you get AIDS

>>686107530
lol

>>686117777
nice quads

how are you doing this

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>>686117812
its a secret he will never tell you

>>686112909
Would said anon, be willing to share his folder with the rest of the class?

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>>686117759
there's nothing illegal in this thread.

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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~

>>686117817
RULE 34 NOW BRAH

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>>686117812

Its called ascii text

literally google it and you'll find everything

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>>686117827
>>686117800
>>686117777
>>686117759
>>686117542
>>686117476
>>686117448

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>>686117399
I LOVE this one, that guy should be given a medal

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United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

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>>686117903
thanks for bumping

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>>686117916
fuck off nigger

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>>686117888
checked and keked.

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nothing illegal. just a doc checking the reproductive organ of a female horse.

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Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

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>>686118076
its illegal

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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.

The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight

Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.

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MODS MODS MODS

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>>686118026

tell me u rly didnt spent time to make that 9/11 photshopd pic

>>686118076
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

faggot you didnt even tryed

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nothing illegal. just a routine checkup

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get

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Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning

Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time

We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word

When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

>>686117982
GET THAT RULE 34 OUT RIGHT NOW CUCK

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With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000

Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply

At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high

The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins

Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back

Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...

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horses mating. educational only.

>>686118140
go to a vet and tell him his work is illegal

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>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all

>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"

>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine

We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"

For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon

Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive

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>>686118189
no i found it in /co/

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Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

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i summon banana phantom

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>>686118361
reported.

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>>686118388
reported.

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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

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>>686118418
reported.

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>>686118459
reported.

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>>686118442
You need saveing my boy.
let us read.
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

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>>686118563
reported.

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HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU

YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!

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>>686118537
>>686118501
What the desu did you just fucking desu about Suiseiseki, you little desu? Suiseiseki will have you know that Suiseiseki graduated top of Suiseiseki's desu in the Navy Desus, and Suiseiseki has been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and Suiseiseki has over 300 confirmed desus. Suiseiseki is trained in desu warfare and Suiseiseki is the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to Suiseiseki but just another desu. Suiseiseki will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark Suiseiseki's fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to Suiseiseki over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak Suiseiseki is contacting her secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. Suiseiseki can be desu, desu, and Suiseiseki can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just Suiseiseki's bare desu. Not only is Suiseiseki extensively trained in unarmed desu, but ISuiseiseki has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and Suiseiseki will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. Suiseiseki will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

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>>686118605
reported.

>>686107704
bump

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>>686118595
Suiseiseki don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on Suiseiseki to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. Suiseiseki will put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. Suiseiseki don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. Suiseiseki will fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. Suiseiseki will turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is Suiseiseki hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home Suiseiseki will run you over with Suiseiseki's fucking car out of no where and kill you. Suiseiseki justs want you to know how easily Suiseiseki could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how Suiseiseki would rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… Suiseiseki will fucking resuscitate you and kill you again Suiseiseki's self you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>686118537
Mooore like dis

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>>686118678
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST SUISEISEKI DON'T SPEND SUISEISEKIS TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SUISEISEKI IS GONNA DO? SUISEISEKI IS GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. SUISEISEKI WILL LITERALLY SHIT UP YOUR ASS. SUISEISEKI WILL TAKE SUISEISEKIS PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND SUISEISEKI WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT SUISEISEKIS SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND SUISEISEKI WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM SUISEISEKIS ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? SUISEISEKI WILL PISS IN A POT. SUISEISEKI WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. SUISEISEKI WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. SUISEISEKI WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND SUISEISEKI WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS

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>>686118667
reported.

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The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu

I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu

The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu

I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu

People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu

I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu

How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away

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>>686118701
reported.

>>686101963
tube.getthelube.com

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卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu

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>>686118717

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I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town

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Yo, /b/, let's kick it!

Ice Ice Desu, Ice Ice Desu

All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Suiseki is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play

If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu Suiseki
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu

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I don't believe in magic... because if it exists... then I am in danger of being tricked into being eaten by monster desu desu. A snack for her belly for me to be digested for a thousand years in hundreds of chewed LIVE separate pieces, my soul trapped in each for the remainder of the slow 1,000 year digestion.

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>>686118847
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU

>>686118924
> officially a cringe thread

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