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ITT: We're in classDoes anyone have last night's homework?


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>ITT: We're in class

Does anyone have last night's homework?
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>>686052019
I call dibs on fuckinh Samantha, m8
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>>686052251
Did you do the study guide?
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Yea right here school was a waste of time thanks for teaching me that 14 years of my life was all for a paper that says I did it
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>>686052459
No she's mine
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Shut the fuck up Lyle. Nobody gives a fuck about the homework. Don't you have a Japanese cartoon to go whack it to or something?

From Chad
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The gym teacher touched me in the locker room, should I report this?
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>>686052842
no
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Protips on essay writing guys? It's due next week.
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Study
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>>686052920
But what if he does it again?
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>>686053109
Go with the flow and let it happen
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>>686053166
He makes me feel like a girl
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Just wait until I slice up all these bullies and ninja wannabees
Fucking domo arigato bitches
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>>686053292
is that his ballsack hanging out of his shorts
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>>686053291
You are one
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This day has been a long time coming...
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>>686053355
No that's actually his torso.
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>>686053440
But Pastor Williams told me that it's bad
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>>686053508
don't do it, adam
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>>686052019
If the homework was receiving a bj from our math teacher, then yes
he has a sweet mouth for a 50-yo
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Hey i found the answers to the quiz
Everyone except that faggot lyle can have them
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>>686053749
Well fuck you too Brian
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>>686053549
Fuck Pastor Williams
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>>686052019
Right here
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=528
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>>686053749
Thanks, Chad

Are you still coming over tonight to fuck my sister? Maybe we can play some Call of Duty afterwards
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>>686054012
Maybe. She's not the prettiest but you gotta do what you gotta do
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Brandon, if you don't stop kicking my chair I'm gonna punch you in the throat.
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Now class, if anybody can solve this physics problem, I will take my shirt off.
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>>686054704
The answer is 2!
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>>686054659
do it pussy
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>>686054845
You didn't do the homework, did you Johnny? You need a spanking, you've been a bad boy.
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Jose and Guadalupe are trying to make anchor babies again
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>>686055055
Yes Ma'am...
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>>686052019
Yea but Im not sharing fuck off m8
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Hot WINGS!
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>>686053109
Touch him back
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>>686052459>>686052459
Samantha is the star that shines so bright. She is the only light that is capable of making the darkness that is my melancholy existence start to churn to life.

ONE DAY I WILL BE OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE!
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If you dont ill pull out my daddy's glock
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>>686054943
Here faggot
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>>686055351
Come on man
I was in detention
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>>686053665
My name isn't Adam, it's Andrew.
YOU PRETEND TO BE MY FRIEND BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME.
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AASNNNNNNNDDDDGGHHHHHHH

IIII HABIB AUTISMMM
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>>686055821
I see you texting under the desk all period, sma kiddo
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>>686055351
come on dude

remember when i let you copy off my test last month?
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>>686056099
Heh, period
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>>686053508
OH SHIT NIGGA, GET DOWN!!! WHITE KID GOT A GUN!!!
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>>686055949
Don't make me punch you Dave
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Ugh, guys...just shut up!
No wonder the teacher hates us all!
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>>686056334
WRRRYYYYYYYYYY
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>>686052019
>Fools! Everyone knows the main character always sits close to the back and next to a window.
>Now I can goof off and play video games or day-dream during class, just like my favorite animes!
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Why does J'Quante keep holding his dick and staring at Stacy's ass?
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>>686052019
I got you
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>>686056605
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>>686057006
>December 13
>May 24th
This is why we're in Summer School.
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What class is this?
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>>686057224
Chemistry II
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>>686057224
sex ed
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>>686057006
>He does his work ahead of time
what are you a nerd!
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>>686057457
>>686057224
Same thing, right?
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Haha who needs weed
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>>686057652
Dude put it away broheim
The teacher's coming around
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>>686052459
SAMANTHAS A FUCKIN' SLUT!

She's been with like, 10 guys IN THIS CLASS! (Including me, it was not fantastic. Loose)
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>>686055748
That's a hand, not a sidekick
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Bro check it out!
Chad's mom has her own website!
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>>686058040
Neato broseph
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>>686056267
Its cool. He took it from tyrone.
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>>686057652
skateboards are gay anon
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Psttt Hey Josh
JOSH
Josh!
JOSH CAN YOU HEAR ME?
you faggot I know you can hear me
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i need help with this proof
it says i need to use zorns lemma
whats that
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>>686059373
What do you want you fukken faggot?
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>>686058823
Fuck you dude I'm gonna fuck up your shit at lunch
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>>686059373
dude shut up
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>>686059532
Suck my dick
hahahahaha
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some of you guys are alright
dont go to third period
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>>686059704
after lunch, dude

its friday so it's pizza
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What are we having for lunch, guys?
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>>686059404
Everyone look at this fucking retard
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>>686059897
Thats what i said to your mom last night
She did it
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>>686060037
Oh shit good looking out aight after lunch pussy
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>>686060037
Shit m8, I'm vegan
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Psss, look what I found in my dad's basement, I think Freddy's mom is on page 3
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>>686060207
Damn bro! High five!
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>>686060415
Look its Chad's mom!
Score!
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>>686060339
I'll eat the cheese off yours anon
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>>686060037
I'm gonna be first.... Just waiting for the bell...
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THIS IS FOR NOT CARING FUCKERS! *BBANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
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>>686060691
>Run-like-a-narutard-step-3-virgin-2
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alright, who took a shit in my backpack?
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Everyone look Becky is bending over in her yoga pants
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Nah man. But I brought some dubs!
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>>686060853
Sorry bro that was me
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>>686060719
LET ME HELP YOU
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>>686060719
Put in your headphones retard or the teachers gonna take your phone
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>>686060880
O shit you're right
*snaps pic on phone*
Gonna photoshop her and tentacles
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>>686052019
KENPACHI RAMASAMA WHY DIDN'T YOU DO YOUR MATH HOMEWORK
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>>686060986
He can't afford headphones you inconsiderate bastard
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>>686059373
fuck off willyboy
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HAHA TOP KEK DOES ANYONE ELSE GO ON SLASH B SLASH
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>>686061112
Yeah, sure, you're probably going to go to that fag site "for chan"? or whatever and post it.
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>>686061298
>>686061245
you're a fag and your shit's all retarded
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>>686061325
RIGHT HERE, BUDDY! TOP ZOZZLE I DO SAY
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Huh, would you guys behave? I swear you normal people get in my nerves sometimes.
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>>686060851
>underrated post
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Hey, can I borrow a pen or a pencil?
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>>686061643
bring your own, poorfag

its not our fault youre poor
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>>686061608
I call dibs on Deborah!
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>>686061372
Oh em gee Kyle, don't u know how problematic 4chan is? U can read about it on my tumblr, educate urself u manscum
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>>686061608
FAAAAG, CUT YOURSELF SOME MORE!
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>>686061714
Lemme just borrow a fucking pencil, I'll give it back.
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"i think today will be a pretty good da"
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>>686061714
Sorry i borrowed his pencil and shoved it up Chad's anus
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>>686061643
here, use mine, sorry for the smell
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>>686061245
>>686061298
Jesus fuck you guys are fucking idiots.
Put your fucking hands down... smokes, let's go.
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>>686061608
Hands off my Kianna you faggot
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Who took my new sharpie!?
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>>686062010
2010 GET
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>>686055949
>>686056334
>>686056605
>>686057180
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>>686052019
No homework, or I'm gonna do it like minutes before the class.
Also I will be sitting diagonally furthermost corner of the class, allways stoned, sleeping or playing WoW on my laptop. At least that's what I did in high school.
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Hey guys, watch this.
HEY SYDNEY WANNA DATE? LOLLOOLOOOLLLLLLLLKOOOKLKKEKKDKSKKSKWI3KKKKKKKEKEKEKKEK

GOOD ONE GUYS! HIGH FIVES ANYONE?
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>>686062162
My pooper
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>>686054704
Potato
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>>686061717
>>686061785
>>686062010
I'm dark, I'm power... For me you are not different from bugs. You sure don't want to act like civilized people? Or is it that want me to obligate you?
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>>686062461
Kill yourself pleb
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>>686061717
Don't you touch her
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>>686062461
Dude, we know you really like Sydney.

Stop joking around all the time and be yourself, she won't like this mask you've put up as the "class clown".

Just be honest. Good luck!
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>>686061778
Ikr my feminist readers get so triggered when they post disgusting patriarchal propoganda on mine
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Hey guys I brought my-
OH FUCK
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>>686054659
Yeah, fucking do it dipshit
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Guys I found a SQLi in the schools website, dumb ass administration has the schools network linked to the webserver. I can change grades. 20$ a class. Also there will be a unexpected fire drill in 10 minutes
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>>686062916
WHAAAAATTTTT? PSHHHHHH I DON'T LIKE HER....NOT THAT SHE'S UGLY OR ANYTHING.....
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>>686054659
We're waiting faggot
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>>686053508
GET DA WATER NIGGA OH LAWD OH JESUS
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>>686063222
I swear she was writing your name in her notebook, I sit right next to he-

>>686063010
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!
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>>686056334
Come on man, stop picking on Dave, he's retarded
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sorry, got to go to women's studies, you disgusting cis peice of mayo...
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>>686062162
fuck you nigger that shit's mine now
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>>686063496
I DONT KNOW I WAS JUST TRYING TO BRING MY PETS AND I JUST FUCK
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>>686063168
Uh... Mr. V's AP Physics 7th bell... ill give u 120 bucks to boost other people in case we get found out
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>>686063496
Really? Should I go for it guys? You're my Bros, rite????
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>>686063510
Is it true you fuck your dog, because no guy will touch you. I heard you gave Kaleb a date rape drug, and he still wouldn't fuck you
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>>686060060
Your mom
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>>686063510
Women's studies erases the struggle of WOC u cracker!!!!! Go bring ur white mayo ass somewhere else, REAL womyn, WOC, are taking over that class
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>>686063815
no bro, i heard her say she doesn't like you
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>>686062660
*smacks back of head*
STFU im tryna study fag
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>>686061778
Your dad never loved you Amy
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Hahaha anon, you are so funny! Why don't you have a girlfriend?
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>>686063815
>>686064277
I heard it too bitches like to toy with ur emotions man
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YO WHO WANTS TO PEEP THESE ANSWERS IDGAF BOIIIIIIIIIIS!

that was me in school.I was so bored i gave people the answers so we could all go back to talking
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Who wants some heroin
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>>686064765
OMG PEER PRESSURE I GOTTA AX B WUT DO
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>>686064897
100 a bun
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>>686064765
Ey Chad, your dad is here again
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>>686065005
Wel, u woodnt steer me rong. Sounds like a deal
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>>686065057
Shit hold my stash he will try and take it all, fucker never wants to pay
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does anyone wanna buy some gum?
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>>686065219
Ight bet
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>>686065307
Your dad is a fucking bum man
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>>686064596
>>686063815

Let's wait a second, he should at least give it a shot!

If it doesn't work, nothing bad will happen! We'll go Hotline Miami mode at her birthday slumber party if anything goes wrong.
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>>686064277
>>686065690
Can I wear the chicken mask?
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>>686063104
>>686063313
See >>686055748

>>686063504
He tells me that he's gonna help with the project and does jack shit, hell his mother said that I should do all of it and split the grade with him.
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Why aren't you fags using a operating system that respects your freedoms?

Fucking normies
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>>686065885
Dibs on wolf!

But that's only the backup plan.
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>>686052019
Who's gonna shoot up the school with me?
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>>686066056
>starfall

wow, what a faggot

thought that retard quit the internet when kms got his ass reamed
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>>686066279
lol its some kid claiming to be him, that im trolling, making him think i believe its really him, but he fails every question i ask him, that would prove its him.

but you are correct when his butt buddy kms got v& he left
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>>686065566
I know, fucking cant believe he is still the principal here
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>>686066168
We don't need a backup plan. I say this is the plan from the start.

I heard she's having a slumber party tonight at her house. We can enter through the window by the tall tree, then make out way downstairs and go ham. I've been planning this since I heard she liked Chad.

After we take care of that, we go over to our boy Chad's house and just improvise from there.

Who's with me?
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>>686066279
also do i know you???
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>>686066479
>lol its some kid claiming to be him
figures

scene is dead anyways

now hack into the teachers computer and give me the answers for fridays test
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I brought my friends is that ok
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Fuuuck late again... what did i miss?
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>>686066810
Difficult offer to refuse..

Pick your masks boys, I'm going Wolf.
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>>686066860
no im just a harmless kiddie
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>>686066810
Dude I'm going to go tell the principal you're messed up you're gonna be in so much trouble
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>>686066877
i already said 20 bucks for grade changes
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>>686067185
I'll give you 5 bucks to shut your trap, Johnny.
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WATCH OUT GUYS TIMMY IS GONNA DDOS YOUR PENCIL
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>>686066981
ashley didnt wear any panties today and she dropped her pencil
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Guys I found this map in my locker
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Anyone wanna see my clock?
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>>686067378
TIMMY WTF DID YOU DO TO MY ERASER, IT'S WRITING IN INK EVERY TIME I ERASE WITH IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>686067107
Forgot picture.
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>>686067282
10 bucks and your pizza
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>>686067209
some guy on hackerforums said he would do it for $10, dude
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>>686067511
Always with the bullshit Dan.. Always
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>>686067378
>apple osx
enjoy having your freedoms violated by a proprietary piece of shit.
seriously a company that took UNIX and free and open source OS, locked it down with its own custom kernel, then charged for it.

also enjoy the malware, highest amount of CVEs issued for any OS in 2015
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>>686067511
Eww shes like 200 pounds!
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who and where is the teacher? I'm telling on you ALL
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>>686067808
lol hf, enjoy get scammed faggot, i already popped a shell and have a back door on it. so really, you gonna trust a irl friend, or some faggot thats probably a scammer. LOL wait is his handle "vinnie" by chance?
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>>686067941
and most of its in her ass and tits

stop being such a fag, bro

i know jamal fucked her in 8th grade but shes still hot
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Wait what grade is this again? I think I'm in the wrong class
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>>686068103
tell and ill shot
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>>686068130
he was on sky news, why would he scam me
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what grade are we in
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