I'm bisexual with an interest in objectophilia, hebephilia and crossdressing. One person does know though.

>>685953104
That's not so bad i guess. Most people here are pedos.

I have two stepsisters

I sleep with one regularly. Ive done shit with the other in the past but just looking at each other naked and touching each other

>>685953246
Pic

bisexual rape fetishist reporting in

I'm a lolicon hebephile with an interest in machetes.
If push comes to shove in the worst possible way, I'm not living through it.

>>685952672
Ive groped/molested around 10 drunk passed out chicks.

>>685952672
i help anorexic teenage girls online
and by help i mean i help them to lose weight and lie to their families and try to make them start puking.

i just like to fuck their lives over

I'm bicurious

>>685954099
This is my fetish

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I really, really like airsoft.

When I'm alone, I put on my 2000$ airsoft loadout and run around the house pointing my gun at random things like I'm actually in the military.


Pic related, it's me

>>685954099
Kys

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>>685952672
1. I fap to traps, but find them gross irl (even totally passable ones). I guess it's just over saturation with porn that makes me watch it

2. i like girls from age 14-20 the most (age of consent is 14 in my country, so this isn't really a problem by a law, but you'd be looked down upon anyways)

3. I do drugs responsibly (say 1 ecstasy pill in 6 months), but people are so retarded that i might lose my job because of that.

I go on 4chan to fap

>>685952672
I'm a pedophile, I don't do anything with it, I never will, but it's there.

Sucks, if anyone would find out they'd hate me forever, regardless of wether I'm predatory or not.

>>685952672
27yo virgin hebephile here, also fantasize about being raped by hung black trannies

My sister in law's baby is mine.

>>685952672
I mistakenly fapped to pregnant loli thinking it was petite pregnant. I've never felt so horrible when I was 17...

>>685954099
nice

>>685952672
28yo virgin hebephile here, I also fantasize about being raped by big strong black trannies

>>685954571
Yeah, I'm the same. It's basically a consistent porn site for me.

I molested my younger sister when I was 12

If my employer found out I'm a felon

If people found out I sucked dick for money when I was homeless

I'm a POS person, but I could be worse.

I had sex with my english teacher when i was 8th grade. Ended up dating him for a year. When i was 18 i started having sex with my dad and we moved far away. I'm 20 now and he's 37.

I've killed family pets by squishing and poison. Shoulda let me get one.

I used to take pictures of my best friends little sisters when they went swimming and fap to them. They were still in middle school. Once they were in high school i would sneak into their bedrooms and sniff their dirty panties. I would send them dick pics thru snapchat.

Another time i slept with my bestfriends girlfriend then when she went to work in the morning i jerked off into her panties

>>685953104
What's the difference between hebephilia and pedophilia?

I can fart a fifty dolla bill every wednesday at 3.50pm shits cash

>>685954421
Kekd

>>685954099
such a kind person :3

>>685955207
Pedo under 10
Hebe 11-16 i think

>>685955306
Meh still underage.

I used to suck my own cock.

>>685955207
>>685955306
Pedo = before puberty
Hebe = during puberty

zoophiliac here

>>685954587
Have you seek out psychological help? You're self-conscious enough to be helped efficiently

>>685955078
where's your mom?

>>685955504
i meant hebe = during/after puberty

>>685954421
Get a real gun fgt

>>685952672
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>685955596
MODS

>>685955208

You cant fool me nessie!

I rubbed my dick on my 6yo sister while she was sleeping

>>685955596
Did it work?

>>685955494
me too bro. its all good in the hood

>>685955710
I still do that to her

>>685955753
Pics

>>685954060
Reported to the FBI. Prepare your asshole.

>>685955661
This guy gets it

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Since every post in this thread is an absolute fucking stereotypical /b/yard joke I guess I'll add something real.

I own a real estate brokerage firm that fronts an organized, multi-state, cannabis growing operation. I was basically extorted into it after my brother borrowed money he couldn't pay back but ended up liking and being good at it. We've been at it for 4 years and I'm retiring a millionaire in November.

You guys are my only friends

>>685955097
When i was a teenager my little brother (2 years younger than me) made his own bow and arrow and shot our family dog. Luckily it managed to survive but then he took up shooting with my dad and since we had a big vacation house in a forest with no neighbors nearby, they would often practice with guns so my brother shot the dog again, along with my cousin's 2 cats. He also poisoned a lot of our neighbor's cats and trained his dogs to kill cats. He said cats are pieces of shit and don't deserve to live, and that smaller dogs are a sorry excuse of a dog.
He would also beat me up and come home drunk. He did drugs but my dad didn't give a shit. He was his favorite. My mom got bothered a lot and he tries to push her off the stairs once. Now i moved away from him and life is nice.

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I cheated on my girlfriend and had a 2nd girlfriend for months. Also picked up a 3rd girl and had unprotected sex with all of them.

i killed a homeless man once and made it look like an accident by putting him on the train tracks. was exhilarating.

>>685955557
Not kicking that beehive. I don't believe I could get rid of it, it's just there in the background to be ignored.

If I went to a professional, it would leak out eventually and I don't really have a problem with urges or anything, it's just an attraction that shouldn't exist.

It's like, if I see a very sexy woman, I don't jump her either, I look away and continue what I was doing.
Same with kids.

>>685955753
Don't pretend to be me faggot. I only did it once

Raped sold drugs cooked drugs robbed gas stations

Want to know not to get caught?

Be white

>>685956008
I'm not, I'm saying I still rub my cock on your sisters face. faggot.

>>685955207
Hebe is just a fancy word for being a pedo.

>>685955915
IRS

>>685955915
Let me work for you. Bay area division

>>685955962
Sounds like you should've done your brotherly duty and beat his ass when you had the chance, fucking beta.

>>685955915
ok Nancy Botwin

>>685955915
What the fuck do you mean extorted? How did your brother borrowing money get you roped into growing dope?

>>685955576
She and my dad divorced. I was an accident and she didn't want me. She and my dad got married because both were good looking. Now i live with my dad and my brother with her. Though they are pretty against incest crap and sexualities. Me and my dad are both bisexual.

>>685955596
You didn't. Dude that's so fucked up.

>>685954587
You're not really a pedo till you act on it but your thoughts are depraved. If I were you I'd get help before it spirals out of control

>>685952672
I've been sucked of by guys but it doesn't bother me. I claim to be an alpha that loves women but with a history like that, it's kind of untrue.

>>685952672
I want to fuck my 16 year old step daughter

>>685955926
I'm not your friend, pal.

>>685955926
Same here.

>>685956294
Are you monogomous with him? What about other dudes in town?

>>685955926
kill yourself for me

>>685955596
That's disgusting

>>685956341
It won't, I believe, so I'm not risking exposure.

It's just sexual thoughts, in the end, it's very easy not to act on those.
I always find it weird that there are people who claim to be a slave to their sexuality.

The woman of my dreams could be naked in my bed and moaning my name I'd still reject the situation (it'd be demeaning for her to be touched by me after all), it's just a matter of not doing it.

>>685955596
MODS

>>685952672
I post on /b/

>>685956160
My dad blackmailed me if i touched him he would kill me or my mom. And i really love my mom and don't really want to die. I wasn't going to risk it. Pretty sure my dad done a lot of illegal shit, he was in prison but got out due to connections and money. Most of the time he avoided jail time. And he is taller than 6'5 and way stronger than me. I was 18 at the time.

I own several 4chan tshirts from the great money drives of 2004, 2005 and 2006. sometimes I wear them unironically

post more shit

I put mini candy bars in my neighbors yard because his dog never stopped barking

The dog died and no one knew how he got into the chocolate

I sleep in now.

>>685956985
haha "I sleep in now"

>>685956515
Yeah. We are like a normal couple except no one knows we are one. We don't have neighbors nearby and so everyone thinks we are just a normal father and son. I don't let him see other people and he doesn't let me either. I told him if he did i'd cut his dick off and he was ok with it.

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>>685956267
The guy he borrowed money from was an earner for a cartel connected dude. A guy we've known for like 15 years now. He smuggled Mexican brick 400-500 lbs at a time up to the state I live in. They had some half cocked plan to grow some kind bud and he leant my brother money to buy a property in Colorado which ended up being a big hustle with the woman he was buying the property from splitting to Costa Rica with his cash down payment. My brother fell apart under the pressure so I stepped in to right the ship. I did. I liked it. We got bigger and smarter and I ended up the square man who managed the properties and built out the grow rooms. So here I am. Worst time of my life but it's over and I made it.

Im a diaper fetishist and love routinely shoving large dildos up my ass. GF just recently started fisting me. Sometimes I'll wear a hollow buttplug and take a bunch of fiber and laxitives, then walk around in public enjoying being totally incontinent. Than I go home, get cleaned up, and GF will fuck me with big horse strapon telling me what a dirty boy I am.

>>685952672
Pedo/hebe here, I Fap to loli but also, shota, trap, furry.... whatever is fine. And draw about these things regularly.

>>685957037
So you guys are gay with each other huh>? That's disgusting

I fucked my highschool teacher.

I was homeschooled.

Beast hebe bisexual with dogs. I enjoy ass play. I let a lady die in front of me because she was cutting into my payroll, the look in her eyes while she choked and saw only me in the break room doing nothing was priceless. I've raped a girl at a party while she was passed out. Get up my exwifes cousin who was 14 at the time, the smell of her pussy on my fingers was great. I've gotten 3 girls to do beastiality for me. I've stolen over 3k from a gas station I managed and never got caught. Used to sell drugs to kids, mostly coke and weed, but always cut and over priced as hell. Used to trap pedos and extort them for money until I got bored and then tipped off their local police leading to 4 arrests.

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I touch my 5 year old cousin. Sometimes I "let"(read:make) her touch me.

>>685956830
Sounds like you should have done your duty as a son and beat the shit out of your dad
>inb4 you're a beta fag
Weapons are a thing too

>>685957127
Well yeah but we are both bisexual. I also look gender neutral and i'm a germophobe so i take good care of myself.

Extorting pedophiles, I LOVE IT

>>685956766
Virgin confirmed

>>685957376
True, but then some of his men would come and kill me and my mom. Or my brother. Either way i'd have to go spend my entire life in prison and i didn't want that. I'm glad i didn't. I moved and i am finally happy. Sometimes patience pays off.

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I used to torture/beat the fuck out of my aunt's dog when I was bored as a kid because it was fun.

I was molested by cousin when I was 8 years old until I was 12.

I fap to traps.

I masterbaited in class and no one ever found out.

>>685956167
Not exactly but yeah sort of. I only ever grew myself for a year or so. The business side of it hooked me. There's a little underground cannabis economy everywhere you go and many of those little economies are interconnected. It really did pull me in.

I camwhored for a while, some pics of me naked are probably floating around the internet

>>685956357
Kinda? That's gay Nigga.

You gay.

>>685954421
Well that's a pretty good summary of /k/

>>685955059
Shaun?

I go to boy-only highschool
I'm gay and I have found my first love
And I've been stalking him for over two month now

>>685954620
tell that to your relatives and they're be like "lol"

>>685957060
No one checks out. There's only one way to leave the game.

Your retirement sounds planned, maybe not by you too.

I develop relationships with MtF/Traps/Crossdressers who are borderline but cannot pass. You can tell they are guys.

They want desperately to be accepted as female and therefore love any attention they can get, especially if that attention is directed to them as female.

I'll tale them out in public but only to gay areas where they're more likely to be accepted. In private they go above and beyond trying to sexually please me, willing to do anything to make me happy.

>>685953246
How old are you? and how old are your sisters?

i dont like chocolate milk

>>685955078
still fucking your dad?
and y the fuck?

>>685958358
fucking savage

>>685958358
I try to be accepting of all types in 4chan but your type isn't wanted in here.

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>>685952672
Defrauded the government and tax payers for 4 billion dollars. Blackmailed the government by saying you would cost thousands of Americans jobs. Cooked the books for the IRS.... Then as soon as we got a tax break and a stimulus package, turned right around to board of directors and ceos and gave ourselves 1/4 million dollar raises and inflated our bonus packages.

I was key in making it all go down.

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>>685954421
I have a fascination with guns, had it since I was a kid. Always do this now when gf isn't home lol. I make up scenarios and everything.

>>685952672
.I steal people from the prison I work at.
>no one ever notices they are gone or looks for them. shits pretty cash.
and before you ask I eat them.

>>685958751
proof

>>685955494
Me too broseph! Not tried it in 10+ years tho, might give it a go again

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>>685958201
The situation is not really like that. It's kind of hard to explain. I guess you could say that I'm not a "made" guy. The guy who my boss works for is the guy who can't get out. He's a disabled old Gulf War veteran I shit you not. Ive never met him, don't even know his name. The guy I work for directly is basically a friend from childhood. Outside of the first really shitty year, they've been really good to me. They act indebted to me for helping them transition away from Mexico. I amassed a 22 property empire with several cash businesses to boot. My boss and I are both going legit. His first son is being born Friday.

>>685957418
typical millenial response

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when I was younger and camping with my scout group, my friend and I used to play truth or dare with a grill in our scout group. one night the other guy offered to help rape her, she surprisingly didnt seem to care, but i stopped him.

I had an underage girl give me a handjob whilst I worked at a summer camp.
I was 18 she was 13.

I went to a bar once with a few friends and this girl which was a friend of a friend (not close, they were in the same class in highschool) came and sat with us. She got drunk and started telling us funny shit but one thing was out of hand. She had about 5 fuck buddies and 2 of them were married. Anyways since she mostly dated rich guys for their money obviously, she was greedy. One of the guys she fucked had a good family and 2 kids. His wife worked 2 jobs to feed the kids and the husband stayed at home. Instead of taking the money for the kids he gave it to my whore friend. He bpught her all kinds of shit and she would show off. One of the kids told the mom that his dad didn't buy him clothes and when she asked him he made shit up and things got back to normal. But this whore found someone richer and dumped his ass. Apparently he started sexually abusing his kids. No idea if this was true but when we left i just thought she was making shit up. No idea what happened to her, we haven't seen her since. She didn't give out any names so we couldn't do shit, and we were drunk. Hopefully she made it up. This was 4 years ago.

crossdressing sissy femboy closet fag

>>685958811
Good joke

>>685952672
My step-sister and I are fuck buddies.

>>685958395
Yeah. I had feelings for him for more than 10 years. Since i was 8. He had me when he was 17 so he is pretty young and attractive. I got sent to therapy but shit got worse. I was suicidal so i had nothing to lose and i told him. I thought sleeping around with other people or dating would change that. It didn't.

>>685959061
>Typical cuck response
There, fixed it for ya.

>>685958226
wew lad

I gave my brother a blowjob...

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>>685957290
U da man!

>>685957037
lol when i saw your posts i thought finally a bitch who's not like "so I am a FEMALE with a vagina and shortest ever anogenital distance who fucks his dad...", but turns out no

>>685956357
Gay

I peed my pants once.

I masturbated while my cousin was in the same room with me. I was pretty young though, didn't think it's a big deal back then. Still tho, disgusting...

>>685959496
wasnt a joke faggot

Bisexual kinda, mostly into females/shemales/traps but into being submissive by a guy, into furfag art/porn but not the furry lifestyle as that's just too weird, into crossdressing since I've been mistaken for a girl several times throughout my life and had guys ask me out/even compliment "girly" features like my feminie butt that's pretty big. These shit made me self-conscious as fuck. guess that's it.
The internet has ruined my life.

>>685957060
why would I believe you'd risk it all? as we all know, it is impossible to track 4channers down.

>>685960170
Oh and into beastility, both sides.

>>685958021
Please be Shaun

>>685957082
Eew

>>685960170
Become a trap

>>685958312
>me 17
> sisters 14 and 12

>>685959712
How is that cuck? Good job.

>>685957082
lol, if that only was true

married for 19 years we have 3 children
i secretly have sex with men, i love a big cock in my mouth

>>685957290
?? Do you have a life

>>685960274
Nothing I can do to make you believe me. Whether or not you do isn't important. I've never actually told anyone this and it's kind of cathartic.

>>685960313
Eddie?

>>685960423
enjoy ban

>>685952672
I cum in my moms breakfast every morning. It helps that she eats oatmeal every day.

>>685960042
Yeah, loving the straight life fucking sucks man. I've been sober for 3 years, amd haven't been doing anything for the same amount. I hate having an actual budget and not being to just go out and drop 2k on a good night out. I don't even drink much any more, most of the people who associated with back then are either fucking pennyless loses or in prison for murder/drugs. Something told me to get out before everything went sideways on me though so I did. If they legalize Marijuana in my state I am going back to growing, never did big scale mostly just grew my own supply but if I could do it legit amd not have to work an actual job that would be nice.

I been literally using last 8 years out of my life chasing chicks all day without any success.

While married for 18 years I slept with 21 different women from 19-31 years old. The best was the one where I flew to Texas to meet up with a cute emo/gamer chick I met on Tinychat who was 19 that thought I was 29, when I was actually 38 and banged her brains out for a week in a hotel room.

I met the majority of my girlfriends on Plenty of Fish, mostly young single moms looking for a daddy figure.

I'm a pro liar and can make women believe just about anything I want.

I've since divorced my wife and hooked up with a gorgeous and sweet woman that is my own age that love me to death. I don't think I will cheat on her...but know if given the opportunity, I will.

I am the cancer that is killing /b/

>>685959459
probably be embarrassed and shamed forever and never get another chance with any girl i know but also kind of turns me on to think of it

>>685960585
Yeah I partied like no other back in the day but see
>>685960708

>>685960793
its not a secret, faggot

jokes on you, i have already destroyed my life

>>685952672
already destroyed my life you peice of peasent shits have literally nothing haha i win

rhemenoid arthritus at the biological age of 22. feels good man. 4 years deep. fibromyalgia. busted acl and god fuck knows what else. too poor to treat. cannabis fixes 90% of it. missing teeth. no cartilidge. no tendons. no ligaments. no shits given

spent it all on silver and lost that too

literally nothing u cant touch me

not even going into the other shit

guilty

>>685960389
Thought about it for a bit, one way I was thinking was to do a cosplay of Shezow, that trap hero cartoon.

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>>685954470
You're alright,

I eat 10 pills a weekend.
I'm fine.

>>685958139
Yeah Iv ran through that convo with my parents in my head a couple of times lol, if anyone found this shit out my life would pretty much be fucked

i play runescape

>>685959812
jordan to alex or claire to me or both?

>>685955207
2 years

I have a rape fetish.. I usually don't mind dark alleyways at night because i hope to get raped

>>685957422
lol me too,
was actually considering doing it
but then realized I live in a country where there are no pedos because everyone just hates each others shitty kids

>>685952672
On the day of my brothers wedding, I stole his phone and downloaded pictures of his now wife naked.

>>685960873
That's exactly how I got roped into all of this. My brother was jealous of my little 6 light grow and all the benefits it came with. Tried to make a move he wasn't prepared for and it backfired. I went from that little 6 lighter to a 24 light basement. In that same year we went from the 24 light basement to a 60 light pole barn and so on and so forth. Now I just manage the growers and the properties and insulate my bosses. I'm passing it off to my bosses little bro. If you want some advice ask away. You might not get another shot it a dude like me.

>>685955207
(You)

>>685957256
Kekd

>>685956371
Go for it.

>>685957343
die you pedo shit

>>685960423
Kill yourself

>>685961566
I wold have jumped on it three years ago. But I'm straight now, trust me when balancing my budget every month I am very tempted. But my girl now is a godsend amd more than I deserve, and she would drop me in a heartbeat. Besides once I get a ring on it everything will be good, she makes six figures and we will be able to love comfortably, sure it's not as baller or fun but I'm looking forward to settling down and having a family, and I don't want my kids wrapped up in something like that.

Post your life secrets here. On one of the most monitored "anonymous" places on the internet.

We guarantee we aren't storing that for future uses at all.

PROMISE.

I'm too innocent for my own good, I've never done anything bad

>>685952672
I slept with my cousin when she was drunk.

>>685962153
>>>/x/

>>685962153
eh its all the same person anyway, what difference does it make?

>>685962153
Yeah. Like anything in this thread I've said can't be denied, "oh you saw something I posted on 4chan, have you read the header? I was bullshitting." Besides nothing can be proven or dug up. Dirt is worth more than money as long as you have it on the right people my friend.

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Get in the car, all of you are heading to the shit pit

>>685962153
I hope the FBI is holding on to the secret about how sometimes men fuck my asshole. I'd like to know that some poor stooge is having to go through that information.

>>685960349
i wonder how long it took for them to set this up so that they could record the supposed recording

>>685961566
Are you selling medically?

>>685962133
Fuck me man. You are me. We just took different paths. I put my girl through business school. Funded her furniture business. She did well. Making 6 figures. We bought a small metal manufacturer in a town just north of us. Now I'm needed there and can't bare to risk her life and happiness anymore.

This shit has been good to me truth be told. I can't wait to tell my grandkids about their modern bootlegging grandpa. There's nothing like taking a plant from seed selection to harvest. My clones are floating all over a 5-6 state radius. I've left a secret legacy. I fucking love it. People like us are what makes the world really turn.

>>685954769
Welcome to the club not one but both sister in laws

>>685961027
*rheumatoid, at least google it if you're going to bullshit.

>>685962548
lol

>>685952672
I've had a girlfriend for two years now and sometimes I sent pictures of my self and my cock to posts of females on Craigslist since that's the only place I choose to get excitement from

>>685962610
Nope never even operated in a med state.

>>685958226
Wew thanks for the insight! How do you hook up wit deez hoez

>>685959383
How's that ruin your life m8?

I'm a bit of a kleptomaniac, I steal little bits and bobs from friends and family constantly, it all adds up and I'm good at it. I limit my stealing to food, loose change and weed mostly, but it is scummy and everyone would hate me if they found out. I've been doing petty shit like this my whole life and I've never been caught. I'm 24

>>685955208
funniest thing i've seen on this thread

>>685960713
Stop "chasing chicks". Find yourself a woman.

>>685954421
I do the same thing with my little bro's nerf gun

>>685959459
Pics

>>685962804
Could you not steal weed. Anything else is fine but weed's like a sacred property man.

>>685962804
I have the same problem. For as long as I can remember I've been stealing. I would steal candy and other things as a kid then when I was 12-13 whenever I would got to a friends house I would steal pills from parents the kid etc. One friend in particular I would steal his 30mg adderall. But I've been stealing money from friends family. I'm 16 now and I still get urges to steal things

>>685955980
spoopy m8

>>685958021
Shaun Swingler?

>>685956020
but that's the thing captain

everyone i kill is white

>>685963280
underageb&

>>685961144
New or classic?

>>685963280
Never stop being who you are. Just don't steal anything you aren't 100% sure you can get away with. At the same time, don't take anything not worth taking.

>>685961899
I fapped thinking about her blowing me with morning. I want to blast her right ass so bad

I'm much like Alexander the Great... Bisexual, yet only willing to be with one Man, ever, in this lifetime...That...And I have great aspirations of grandeur, a revival of esoteric truth..An Empire built on power, and knowledge. I will achieve my dream.. And it will begin in Israel.. Once I've accomplished my aspirations... I shall be like Solomon.

>>685958103
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS LITTLE BOY! IM SERIOOOOOOOOOOOUS GOOD FUR YOU

topkek
>>685954099

>>685960610
Nah senpai

>>685952672
I leave the toilet seat up after pissing

>>685956020
>Telling lies

>>685962617
I just relax knowing I was in had my fun, lived like a king then got out before shit went down. My coke distribution guys all got hit about two years after I got out, three in prison one was murdered. The guy I started with in weed just got off a murder charge, but got nailed with felon with a gun. Now I'm out, got an awesome girl and back on my feet from being homeless two years ago after i had a mental breakdown after my close connections were getting busted and my caught the ex cheating on me that's was my signal to get out. But shout out to no one snitching on me, don't know if it was respect or fear. I was the guy who would take care of you but I knew to much about explosives, poisons, and body disposal, so I'm sure some feared that side of me. Never did any of that shit and the closest I got to murder was not helping the old lady in the breakroom.

I've groped my bestfriend's fiance.

>>685960708
I wouldn't mind growing weed legit for a living either man

I'm unironically a fascist and a white supremacist and i am attracted to the students (16-18) i teach.

>>685963492
faggot

>>685961058
>I'm fine
say that 2 years later.

>>685963492
Sir, you should never drink the bong water.

Used to have a huge crush on my own mom and beat off to her all the time my ex gf was always jealous of her because she's a total milf

>>685963790
But during my mental breakdown my mom came over to check on me, I was on a three day binge of coke weed and alcohol in the kitchen making a pipe bomb to kill the fuck that had been banging my ex. My mom knew I was into some shady shit but didn't know everything, she didn't want to know and just told me to stay safe lol.

>>685953246
I love that!!!! So hot. My gf plays the baby or sister ;)

>>685963935
>>685963981
You will see.

I lost my virginity by raping a 16 year old when she was black out drunk.

>>685963790
So fucking weird our similarities. If only I knew a few more capable people like myself. No telling where I would be right now. Probably have the governor in my pocket.

Nice to meet you doppelgänger anon

>>685954099
what a nice guy

I'm fucking two of my coworkers, they both know about each other....

But ones married and the other has a boyfriend

I used to live in a country house where we had housekeepers and niggers helping out with mantaining such house. I molested both their daughters who were 2 and 3 yrs old respectively, fingered their asses, "made out" with them, etc. Did it while they played with my nintendo so they thought it was all part of the game

>>685964125
It's a weird thing to watch your mom poor out your booze, flush your coke and dismantle a pipe bomb. She left the weed though knowing I needed it. It helps with my chronic migraines.

>>685963280
underage b&

>>685955078
Awww lovely, good for you girl!

>>685955523
Same

>>685955119
Ooooh i wanna hear these stories in more detail

>>685961460
Which country is that?

>>685953246
So? You're not related, nothing wrong there.

i work as a store vendor with almost no oversight, I will fudge my hours and go play golf sometimes.

>>685955596
You horrible monster
Someone contact the authorities

>>685964279
Same man, most people don't know the shady side of the world. It's comforting knowing that you could pull up favors from people 8 years ago. Ever taken an IQ test?

>>685957290
you're the real hero

>>685954839
Casual.

>>685955596
You sick fuck.

>>685964361
That's just awesome. I work in a restaurant and this is pretty much an every day thing in this industry.
There was a cute Mexican waitress that we passed around. One dude she fucked was literally a month away from having a kid with his fiancée, and he sold her coke too. Manager who was fucking her best friend fucked her behind her friends back, I fucked her and got her pregnant, she had an abortion, and I fucked her again, still with no rubber because I'm a degenerate prick. No diseases though! Also this girl had a long term boyfriend.

>>685957687
Kill him and bro and go kill his friends. Honestly easy, actually. Target his friends first. so they don't know who. Then when it's down to the last 2 victims(dad and bro) let them know they did this to themselves. Make them suffer.

Im arabian

>>685955926
Holy shit, this just got depressingly real...

>>685964957
All in the line of doing what ever the fuck I want knowing I can get away with it. To smart for my own good.

>>685965191
How so? Would you post here if you really had any friends? Anon was just stating the obvious for the sake of irony.

>>685952672
I lurk and occasionally post on this fucking shit place called 4chan when my insomnia is being a bitch, have done for years

>>685960713
Johnny Bravo?

>>685952672
I have over 10TB of porn on my pc

>>685965365
No, Mike. Mike Bradburry... Sorry.

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>>685964845
It is nice knowing you got people willing to go to bat for you. Something straight laces will never get. My guys got little goons that'll do dirt for the fuck of it. I can call in a beating on anyone anytime if I need. Powerful feeling.

When I was diagnosed with adhd at 13 I took an adult IQ test. I never saw the results but my mom remembers it as 132 and becoming anything less than a doctor would be a disappointment. Lol sorry mom.

I scored a 99 on the ASVAB including the coding section. Joined the Navy with a 45k signing bonus as a cryptologist. Meritoriously promoted twice. Got my SWCC pin. I've always been capable of anything, was just always aloof. It worked out though. Well so far.

>>685956371
pics?

>>685954099
How do you go about doing this?

I was muslim, now athiest
Cant tell my parents, or im getting kicked out from the house

>life sucks

>>685963204
shut the fuck up, pothead. Stealing is wrong on all accounts.