I will not my killself today because tomorrow i am flying to see my girlfriend!

Because im going to get drunk this evening

Because no matter life's going I am not a fucking faggot pussy and don't master or go through any problems! If you hate your life and want to kill ya self you are just a huge faggot which don't deserved to ever had the chance to breath !

Because i have to make a new PR om bench press

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>>685951664
awesome. i hope you get to blown, and she lets you put it in her butt.

>>685951806
what you drinking ?

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>>685952386
g'luck bro.

>>685951453
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because I'm not a fucking retard

I will not kill myself today because i didnt play with the hct vive jet.

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I'll wait till after the Download festival

>>685951453
coz I can do it tomorow! There's always tomorow when it comes to suicide.

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>>685952791
congrats on not being retarded ! :-)

>>685952840
>hct vive jet.
what's that ?

Because I'm taking a satisfying morning shit.

I HAVE INNER PEACE, YOU KNOW

>>685951453
its too selfish, you leave others (likely your family) to literally clean up your mess. It fucks with those people mentally as well.
Also i cant take my big black boyfriends cock yet, he can only get like 1/2 way in and he cant pound me yet because i cant take it :( SO i have that to finish

>Be me
>$110K job that I'd do for free
>Filipina wife that fucks like a race horse on demand
>Beautiful 3 bedroom house in exclusive neighborhood
>Gun collection with many assault rifles
>2 nice cars in the garage
>3rd car garage full of tools for projects
5 years ago I was married to a psycho bitch that made my life miserable. Take charge of your life and make it worth living.

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>>685952495
>what you drinking ?

>>685953017
I assuming he means "HTC Vive yet"

>>685953212
what's the point of keeping a garage stall full of douchebags?

>>685951453
Because i just found someone who wants to buy my league of legends account.

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>>685951453
because I wake up next to this every morning.

>>685951453
because I tried to kill myself 6 months ago, came out about it to a close friend and because so I have never felt better in my life

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>>685951453
because I wake up next to this every morning...

>>685953555
checked

>>685953458
>>685953622
4chan please... I cancelled that first one. whatever

Because I love my wife and I have fans who want to get another album

>>685953768
please share album

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>>685951453
Who says I won't?

>>685953622
It's a trap

Because I just ordered parts for my car and I want to get them installed before I kill myself.

>>685953622
boy/10

>>685951453
'Cause my 1948 MG TC needs its carburettor serviced. When it stops being broken or breaking, then I can liberate myself, which will never happen so I'll live forever.

>>685951453
I've got a house to clean, a lawn to mow, a trench to dig, and at the end of it all, I'm killing the man forcing me to do it.
I'd say I don't have time for suicide.

Because I have been listening to DJ Assault yah bichchh!
https://youtu.be/60vsRCyF9pE

Because no balls

>>685951453
I guess cause i have work and shit

>>685951664
>flying to see gf
betafag spotted.

I've started dating a nice Romanian girl and we're going to have sex later.

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>>685953328
Welder, air compressor, metal work bench, wood work bench with dual vises, ammo reloading station, planer, table saw, belt sander, pole sander, tons of hand tools.

But if you stop by I'm sure my power washer could do a better job for you than a simple douchebag.

>>685953971
The electricity to run your computer in the basement isn't free Sam. Get back to work and plant your mother's Petunias that you said you would get to last week, and for god sakes MOW THE GRASS.

>>685953212
>Filipina wife
another betafag spotted

>>685953458
She totally cheats on you

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>>685953167
Congrats on your inner peace. how did you get it ?

>>685953212
Congrats Bro!

>>685953458
not bad.

>>685954252
electricity is great.

>>685951453
Because enjoy playing guitar and making music. Not much will come of it, but i enjoy it.

>>685953458
Next to your broken ass house and slut on her cellphone? So why exactly have you not killed yourself yet?

>why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>bomb detonation scheduled on the 15th
>Time Square
>Broadway
>3:15 PM

>>685953622
So is the tp there because you shit the bed?

Because I'll share my gf's nudes :D

>>685951453
Hell, if a no-life like you that regularly post this thread hasn't already killed himself I don't see why I should

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fucked up shit

>>685954252
I'm taking two summer courses, and I've got to grow my portfolio/resume. I don't have time for wetback work.

>>685954336
Basement warrior talks shit about women he has no experience with.

Anyone who has experience with Asian women knows the BS you see on porn sites and TV is such shit. How many female attorneys do you know anyway?

>>685954716
>ARK gameplay

>>685953622
why is there a roll of toilet paper on your bed?

College entrance exam this Friday...might as well b see if I get in. If I fail, I'll probably just jump a tall building.

>>685954078
autistic manchild who thinks being alpha is not caring about gf

>>685954734
Please, we all know Filipinos are the Mexicans of the Pacific. The entire country is a garbage heap. Admit it, you married into a junk race faggot!

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>>685951453
Because I'm planning to rape and kill women and to do that I need to stay alive and most importantly fit and rich.

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>>685954734
Wow, must have been hard for to convince her to leave that beautiful country.

>>685954964
>flying to see gf
betafag confirmed.

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>>685955319
you have good goals in life.

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I couldn't strand my pup

I found peace in my life

>>685951453
First time waking up to a blowjob, who can kill themselves on a day like this

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>>685956382
how ?

>>685956519
I tried to kill myself in December, I opened up to a friend about it because even though I expressed everything in my mind there was always one emotion I couldnt explain. It was me wanting to die. Once I did it and came out about it, It felt like a weight came off of me. Im still fucked kinda but nowhere near the sheer depression I was in. Its feels like peace

>>685954559
>>685954907
where else does the cum go after is comes out of her pussy? I'm not gonna let that shit drip on my bed. I cum in her, we cuddle a bit, take a bit of toiletpaper, pull out and she puts it against her puss en pushes it out and does that 2-3 times and she's cleaned up. ready for round 2 if she's up for it or for sleep if she's kaput.
I get that a lot and I don't understand how else I would dispose of the cum

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>>685951453
>slept
implying i've slept at all ='(

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>>685953903
>>685953878
and how is that a trap, do you not see those hips? men don't have those...

>>685951453
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
I really don't feels like to.

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>>685953212
>gun collector
>using "ASSULT WEPAN" term

>>685951453
I've got a 10k road race scheduled for September and I don't want to miss it. Also, I love running in general

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>>685958910
that's great you feel like it.

>>685952642
used that video a few times, loved how she was in pain tbh

>>685954811
Kek

>>685951453
Its my 26th birthday. Today im buying an acoustic/electric bass guitar and spending time with family in the Carolinas. Good morning to you too OP.

>>685959716
sauce good sir ?

>>685952642
sauce on burger plz

>>685956519
whic ep?

>>685960001
Happy birthday anon

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Cuz I gotta be a fag on here and on Kik.

>>685951453
Overwatch

>>685954907
>>685954559
still no response from you mates

>>685956519
plz sir ep?

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>>685961628
People are going to be addicted to this game.

>>685962160
I don't understand it, it's just TeamFortress 2 with a bit of special abilities. is a game for 12yr olds. but then again that is the mental age of most "gamers" so makes sense. enjoy your sheit cartoon game.

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>>685951453
This thread everyday
Why

>>685959527
whats up with his nips ?

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>>685962326
shrug, i guess people need a new drug to be addicted to.
>>685962370
i know. it's crazy.

>>685951453
because today i deadlift. cant just leave that shit on the floor.

the one mind is cresting nicely. Surf the telepathic sea........ what shadows lurk in the unified consciousness that we are immersed in. Its ok, inhale ....exhale.... ah......om.......ah.......om

>>685962532

who is this goddess!

>>685956233
Awe ):

>>685963439
Anna Bell Peaks

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>>685951453
Because I'm not weak and selfish.

>>685965190
this

im 21, have a good job working for a school district, fucking a super in shape 30 year old co-worker, she bought me a gym membership and cooks for me almost everyday. lifes pretty good rn

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>>685965190
>>685965437
same fag probably.
but i'm glad you're not weak and selfish.

>>685951453
Because I have stuff to do this week.

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>>685966216
what stuff, bro ?

>>685951453
cuz i dont know any good way out

>>685953196
well why should you care if youre dead by then?

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>>685966485
well guess you gotta stay alive then.

I have an interview thursday

>>685966329
more?

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>>685966062

Thanks for being glad for me, friend.

>>685953622
Did u kidnap her?

>>685951453

I don't know...

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>>685967185
<fist-bump>
>>685966961
no more

>>685967287
nah, just kidnapped her heart. at this point after 4 years she's pretty much imprinted on me

>>685967344
dam good shit tho :(

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>>685967418
>"just kidnapped her heart"

>>685967540
I'm a poet, I know

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>>685967621
NO! that's why that's a guy in your bed,

>nice try 2 cover up

>>685968691
oh you're the guy from before that didn't answer. have you seen the pics that I posted? no man has that figure.

>>685951453

ATTENTION:

THIS THREAD SUUUUUUUUCKS.

GO HERE >>685964268

/THREAD

SAGE

>>685968893
femi-dudes have it ?

>>685951453
I wont kill myself today because my dad died and his funeral is this weekend.
I have to be strong for the rest of the family.

Vaya con dios pop.

>>685969783
I don't even know wtf that is. sissies? they still have narrow hips.