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Legit fell for a trap in a bar, and I'm straight. Angry
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Legit fell for a trap in a bar, and I'm straight. Angry and full of hatred. AMA
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How far did it go?
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You should have just fucked him. If he's attractive enough for you to "fall for", he's attractive enough to fuck.
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>>685915675
I'm not interested in men in the slightest.
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>>685915739

Maybe you're not interested in penis, but you were CLEARLY interested in him.
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>>685915675
Some guys don't like fucking dudes in the ass pal. Hard concept to grasp I know
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>>685915504
Are you scarred for life?
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>>685915859

How the hell would he know?
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>>685915504
how far did you get
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>>685915898
You can't be this retarded.. Can you?
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>>685915591
It's fucked. I had like 3 drinks, and the place is dark as fuck. We made out for like half an hour before I was like "hey, you ARE a chick right? And she said yeah" I tried to cop a feel but every time I tried "she" would push my hand away. Thought it was normal till I felt on their crotch. Got up and walked out
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>>685915996

If you've never fucked a guy in the ass, how the fuck can you know?
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>>685915789
That was a mistake. They were lying.
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>>685916029
Should have broke his nose
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>>685915504
Are you a serial killer? Should we contact someone with the authority to shoot you in the head?

Because this reads very much like the post of some weirdo who found a woman he wanted to bang but found something to dislike about.

I get that you found someone attractive and then realized that there was a deal breaker but that's literally all this was. If you can't handle not banging someone tonight or dealing with the fact that you wanted to bang someone that you later realized you didn't then you're probably super fucked up, in which case you should probably seek therapy.
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>>685916029
What a dickhead, atleast you kept your cool
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>>685916113

You didn't think so. You saw an attractive body, you were attracted. Should have just rolled with it. Wasted opportunity.

I mean, if you ARE straight, you definitely don't go looking for traps to TRY, and this one fell into your lap and you passed it up.
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>>685916104
Have we forgotten what the word heterosexual means?
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>>685915889
I think it's too soon to say but honestly this has fucked me up a little bit more. The only reason I came out was for a girl's bday. She completely stood me up for 2 hours at the bar. Never even saw her; just went home and smoked
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>>685916029

lel, what are you, queer?
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>>685916274

Doesn't really seem to be relevant since this guy was apparently attracted to a guy.
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>>685916221
Look at this faggot. You seem buttmad that op is buttmad
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>>685916221
this
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>>685916394
>with the intention of fucking a female.
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>>685916113
Dude... don't be a bitch.

It wasn't a mistake. And I want you to pay attention to this:
>You didn't do anything wrong
People can dress or act however they want. They're not required to mix what you're attracted to with what you want to fuck. At the same time, fuck anyone who judges you for being attracted to someone until you learn a dealbreaker about them. Shit happens.

They were doing them, you do you, and in the end neither of you quite get what you want. But just move on dude.
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if it was me i would suck his cock like if i love him
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>>685916104
Op here, absolutely do not want to have anal sex period. Don't like the concept. Certainly not with a second dick flapping around like a fucking magikarp in a vat of baby oil. No thank you.
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>>685916388
dubs
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>>685916563

You could have just done oral. Gay people don't all just fuck each other in the butt.
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>>685916563
This
Too many faggots on /b/
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OP, OP, next time just get head n say u wan split. Or just call it at finding out. Not into anal? Cool. Take the blowjob imo but whatever you are/aren't into.

This doesn't change who you are as a person. If you're not cool with the whole scene, just wake up tomorrow, say "fuck it" and laugh it off.

Seriously man, don't beat urself up over something that isn't a big deal.
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If It was me I definitely wouldn't be as nice as op about it
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i would have punched her in her asshole
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Why don't you fags stay in your containment board?
>>>/lgbt/
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>not wanting to fuck a guy that looks like a girl
What are you a fagget?
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>>685916674
Thank you anon with common sense!
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>>685916413
Dude.

"Angry and full of hatred" as a result of finding out you were attracted to someone who you later decided you despise definitely sounds like the start of a lot of murders.

OP definitely needs to not take this as seriously as it sounds like he is.

I'm just saying, the worst thing that happened here is that OP is feeling a bit confused and didn't enjoy his night out. "Angry and full of hatred" might be a bit much and OP doesn't seem like a total douchnozzle so I'd prefer he didn't hurt anyone.
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>>685916900
Because they like shoving their lifestyle down everybody's throats like assholes
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>>685916029
This is why trannies get killed and everyone whines about it. If a tranny is straight up with me, I'll avoid it like the plague, if it fucks with me, I'll brand "I'm a man" on its forehead
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>>685916816
That's what the weed is for :) arigato
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>>685915789
Gay is not okay. Real men fuck women.
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>>685917020 (You)
>"Angry and full of hatred" might be a bit much

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP
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>>685917020
I'll bet he's a raper too
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I didn't know this shit actually happens.

Thanks for the laugh OP.

kek
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>>685915504
I bet you had a bloody good wank when you got home.
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>>685916221
that guy tricked him into making out with a guy for 30 minutes. and this is your reply? I would have punched the faggot in the face. but something is a little off with the story here. you wouldn't normally ask someone if they are a chick or not.
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>>685916029
You're still a faggot and you should have beaten his ass.
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>>685917188

And OP is evidently not attracted to real women.
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ITT actual faggots and closeted homosexuals
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>>685916998
Mmmhmm... So it's common sense that your sexuality is better than others? Bet you must hate OP for having feelings for a dude, even for a little while. What a faggot, right?

Common sense that you just super like girls and all the uncomplicated and absolutely definitely female pussy from the second that you see that pussy that you're totally getting when you're not on /b/, right?
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>>685916221
Lol
>a penis is a deal breaker now.
If a man is pretending to be a female, and won't tell people about it then they're scum, this is worse than rape.
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>>685917020
I'm angry at people that keep lying to me in my life. That's all. I have no problem with transgendered, gay etc you can read into it and get semanitcal but idc
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>>685917253
He apparently thought the dude was cute and feminine enough to make out with him for 30 minutes BEFORE asking if he was a dude.
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>>685917020
>guy is lied to
>"he somehow was feeling a bit confused"
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>>685916550
Tumblr SJW detected. You could be the spokesman for NAMBLA.
>Stop sucking your community college sociologist professor's dick faggot
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>>685917388
you are raping me with your shilling, anon
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>>685917297
>dude goes to bar dressed like a woman
>tricks a dude into making out with him
>automatically a monster for being angry about it
God damn, I fucking hate this whole fag culture
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>>685917203
I do wanna make a mixtape. Looking for a poppunk band tho tbh
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>>685917567

Or "How i learned to relax and just love the penis"
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>>685917472
he caught the gay from /b/. people are so easily manipulated its hilarious.
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>>685917229
LMAO
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>>685915504

Don't sweat it /b/ro. I'm a bouncer at a bar, and I've seen this very thing happen. A dude misrepresented himself to get something from you. Shit, women do that all the time, and we all know it. I've seen this happen when I couldn't tell either. Shit happens. This deserves a sensible chuckle, and no further dwelling on it. Don't get yourself bent out of shape over it. Hell, it kind of makes for a hilarious story, as long as your friends aren't utterly immature.
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>>685916273
trap loving faggot detected
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>>685917743

Truth be told i am just dicking with OP. He WAS attracted to the guy. That is a real legit argument you can make.
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>>685917526
You really just need to go back to tumblr you waste of oxygen. Was it hard being a white middle class woman?

So hard.

I can support transsexuality but not dishonest faggots.
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>>685917699
except he already knew it was a dude thats why he asked if he was a girl or not. he's probably just pissed that he's gay.
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>>685917850
please mister i cant take anymore
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>>685917655
You don't even love the penis tumblr whore, why would you expect a man to.
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Faggots have destroyed /b/
Seriously fuck you
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>>685917344
Wow butthurt dude sry checking in tho I lost the game
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>>685917918
RIP
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>>685917918

Wait a second. You are suggesting i am female? That doesn't seem physically possible. Not on the internet.
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>>685917874
You even mistyped master, get on your knees little whore
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>>685917970
It's the worst at this time of night.
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>>685917253
And this is my point. If you've just jumped right into thirty minutes of making out then sometimes you're gonna do something dumb.

Basically, a quick version of my philosophy behind this shit is the next day reaction of: "Holy shit, I made out with THAT?"

You just make out with whatever looks female and that's kinda on you. If it turned out she's ugly as fuck the next day or happens to be a dude, that's something you still decided to just dive right into. If your shit is so fragile you can't go "well that was fucked. I'm out." and not blame the object of your misplaced affection than it's still totally your fault.

That being said, I think you're totally right about OP being full of shit. No one asks someone else if they're really a chick. As for pushing your hand away, I'm pretty sure there are plenty of actual women who wouldn't want you shoving your hand into their crotch 30 minutes after meeting them.

Again. OP comes off as a weird mix of rapist/serial killer regardless of gender. Like, these reactions would be super fucked up by any of our standards if this was a woman he found something to dislike about.
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Would anyone fuck me?
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>>685915504
Op is rightfully angry in my book
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>>685916900
Agreed and take the traps, fluffies, furr, and lolli/shota with you. There's too much faggotry on /b/.
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>>685917828
Guy who passed as a woman with intention to fool people like OP.
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>>685918104
And its not even summer yet.
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>>685918164
I'm not a necrophile you piece of shit skeleton. Fuck off
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>>685915504
You made out with a man. Gross
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>>685917567
Fucking this. I'm sick of it. You wanna be a faggot fine. Keep it to yourself and don't demand that I accept or condone your deviant behavior.
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>>685918206
The more time I spend on /b/ with all the fag raids the more I hate them
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>>685918122
You don't have to expect straight men to be okay kissing and grabbing a dudes dick. And he's just like fuck that person. Not fuck the whole group. Really we're gonna pretend that being lied to about what equipment she's packing before she initiated sex doesn't warrant a "wow, she's an asshole?"
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>>685916029
could have been a CHICK that didn't want your hand in her pants. maybe she had a pad in because she was on her period?? dumbass.. you fucked up.
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>>685917253
I was dancing with her in between trying to talk to her. They sounded like a real girl. It was a good trap. Fat ass, but really baggy jacket so I couldn't gauge
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>>685918498
No, it doesn't, it warrants a "wow, HE'S an asshole"
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>>685918308
Damn dude, I'm not that thin. play tennis for a d1 college though.
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>>685917476
Well, he's either got some confused feelings about hatred and anger going on or he just straight up hates transexuals. So yeah, I'm assuming he's just feeling weird about someone tricking him rather than actually harboring a deep seated hatred for anyone he's attracted to who happens to be the wrong gender for his tastes.

>>685917524
Okay... so I tried to say something relatively supportive of OP in this post... so that's bad? I really don't even know how to make fun of you. I actually can't tell what side of the argument you're trying to be on. I'd call you Hitler or something but again, even if I wasn't relatively sure what Hitler's stance on this issue would be I'm not actually sure whether you're pro-cock or anti-dongle.

>>685917587
Also, this. This is you.
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>>685918416

*shoves gayness down your throat*

You are gay now. Convert others.
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>>685918627
>they
We're using they now?
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>>685918206
The other day, I shit you not, a girl was trying to tell a shitty story and the only responses she got were "tits or gtfo" I was so proud. Makes me miss old /b/
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>>685918401
Gee thanks -_-
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>>685917266
>>685916126
edgy
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>>685918776
I'm trying to make it happen. Ball with me
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>>685918928
Did the mouth taste like girl mouth?
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>>685918988
Found the passive pussy
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>>685919004
No
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>>685918627
bruh just accept it. you wanted the d. eddie murphy's into it. you think your better than eddie murphy?he could have rocked your balls and ass.
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>>685917131
This would be so great, a trend of branding them with the correct gender. We know that you're not the first and you won't be the last.
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>>685919017
Kinda, but cleaner. I should've stopped sooner.
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>>685919295
At least you got out of there, I'd be in jail if a faggot did this to me.
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>>685918498
>He never said he was just angry at that dude as opposed to a whole group
And yeah, I pretty much agree that if OP isn't full of shit (again, who the fuck asks if someone is actually a chick?) then she's an asshole. But the phrase
>angry and full of hatred
Doesn't really suggest we're talking about just that dude he made out with.

I'd also like to point out that in this day and age if you just straight up make out with whoever you think is attractive you might kiss the wrong gender. I really don't think that we need to require everyone to stop and go "This is my gender, please sign this form before we make out". If it was super important to the core of his identity he could ask before he made out with her
>for 30 minutes.
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>>685917234
Absolutely no fuck is wrong with you people just assuming I enjoyed this shit because it went on for more than 10 seconds; I wasn't sucking her face for the entirety of 30 mins Jesus
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>>685919273
just make a law that misrepresenting your true gender when initiating a relationship or using a restroom or changing in the girls locker room at the public pool is illegal and a punishable offense. Instead we'll probably get more laws that go against what makes societies where most of the people you see in a day are complete strangers, work. I'm truly baffled at the liberal mindset.
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>>685917868
Lmao okay. I know what and who I like, and I'm confident in myself unlike you.
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>>685918498
>equipment she's packing
He's packing. Take your faggot SJW nonsense elsewhere.
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>>685919570
>she
>that dude
>her penis
Are you sure it's OP that's confused?
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>>685919981
nigger you asked if they were really a girl if you have to ask you fucking knew. and then you even went for the penis.
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>685919791
>685920019

>her face
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>>685919825
"relationship"
So if someone is easily mistakable for another gender and they think anyone approaching them has even slightly amorous intentions they need to go "WOOOP WOOP!!! GENDER ALERT!!! I'M MALE/FEMALE IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING"

Yeah, that's a great plan. Seriously, there are some bitches who hit their mid thirties or early forties and straight up look like dudes and I don't really feel they should be required to shout their gender if someone gets it wrong just in case someone was thinking about fucking them.
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>>685918498
>>685919570
I did clarify and say I'm mad at people lying to me in my life if u scrl up
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>>685919791
>>685920019

>her face
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>>685919570
Did everyone forget the OP was also drunk?
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>>685920171
I did not know it initially though otherwise I would have told her to kick rocks because I dont like transgendered people sexually
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>>685915504

>I'm straight

obviously
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>>685920381
there needs to be laws about this, people dont have a lot of time to find a partner to have a family with and this faggot literally stole that time away from him. he could have picked up his soulmate that night but he'll never know, he just made out with a dude and tried to grab his penis and ruined his whole week.
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>>685920019
No.

I'm not quite sure OP is confused. But it sounds like he might be way too worried about his own shit because of what happened when he could just as easily go "That was some weird fucking shit that happened but I know what I'm about. Who gives a fuck?"

So yeah, he might be a bit confused about his shit when it seems like he could just let it go because he's otherwise got a pretty good grip on what he's about.

As for my shit. My shit's weird. I also don't give a flying fuck about pronouns. Fuck weird tumblr pronouns. This conversation as mixed both and I reserve the right to use whichever ones I type first.

As for:
>her penis
I never typed that. That's you.

You used a feminine pronoun in front of the word "penis" a decidedly masculine sex organ.

>Would you like to talk about it?
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>>685917387

the earth is flat dumbass
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>>685920740
Holy dick why did this AMA thread turn into a "congrats ur a gay" thread
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>>685920839
this is almost rape. what if traps went to lesbian bars and tried this shit. with the laws the way they are they would go to jail for sexual battery in a second.
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>>685915504
>Angry and full of hatred

But why?
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>>685921085
I am angry and full of hatred at my life. That was a separate statement. I am angry and full of hatred at people who lie in my life. I wouldn't have even been at the bar if it wasn't for my friend saying she was coming at 10 but then actually getting there at 12:30
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>>685921055
Because we just moved out of the dark ages and don't sperg out about "OMG JUST GOT THE GAY OH NOES!!!11!1!!" at the thought of not having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

You should join us, Puritan.
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>>685921286
I was goin to see her for her birthday because of reasons. Plans changed for me.
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>>685921390
Not. Interested!
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>>685921286
Oh, ok. That makes more sense. But if you think about it, she didn't really lie to you. She just had a different definition of "chick". If you approached her it's not necessarily her job to make sure you're getting what you wanted.
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>>685916221
But he didnt find a woman. He found a lying man
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>>685921565
She approached me
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>>685921645
Oh, well - in that case I'm not sure. In any event, no real harm done, right? It would be worse if some chick went up to you and rubbed her herpes sore all over your lips, wouldn't it?
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>>685920425
Yeah, and I'm starting to get a feeling you've got a much better handle on this than your OP post suggested. Like I've been saying: shit's kinda fucked up but you see to have your head screwed on straight. Just ignore this. You've probably got a whole lot more actual women who are gonna lie to you to deal with and this really isn't worth the time or hatred.

>>685920501
Fair enough. But if everyone's drunk everyone needs a bit of a pass. If every little thing you did while slightly drunker than someone else was scrutinized we've probably all molested someone just by being the soberer party

>>685920822
Really?

Are you really this dumb?

We're getting into goddamn butterfly effect shit here. You may have missed out on your soul mate because someone at your office spilled water on you and you went to sop it up with a napkin rather than taking the elevator to the parking deck and meeting the extremely charming girl who works in the office space above you. You absolutely cannot argue that people stole time from you like that. For all you know you missed out on your soul mate by arguing with me rather than ordering pizza and chatting up the cute pizza delivery girl. There can't possibly be laws to keep you from wasting other people's time because there's no way to even know what is a waste of time. For instance, this argument could keep you at your computer just long enough to see a skype booty call from a female friend you would have otherwise slept through

For all you know arguing with me is about to find you your soulmate.

And you want to legislate against true love, as brought to you by me.

>>685920822
D
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>>685921837
>Are you really this dumb?

Yes, religious conservatives really are this dumb, particularly in the Southeastern United States.
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>>685918627
>good trap
>fat ass

I bet those images are now stored for future spank sessions
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>>685921085
heres the scenario, you getting that pussy tonight, its a green light she ready to go. take her to your place. get some head. crawl under the covers to return the favor but theres something wrong. this is one weird feeling pussy. next thing you know you got a hairy dick touching your face.
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>goes to bar
>sees someone who looks like a chick
>starts making out with a chick
>not into men
>chick turns out to be a man
>angry

Where is the problem here? Obviously he's not gay, and the "dude" was being an asshole
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>>685922114
>>685921837
this is why people beat the shit out of faggots. with this kind of attitude you deserve it.
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>>685921077
Maybe, but that's weird juries being weird. I kinda doubt a jury would convict a trap for going to a lesbian bar, making out with someone, getting groped, and then having the encounter end.

Seriously, try to argue how that's actually full blown rape. If you can do that successfully then maybe try to get a law degree.

>>685921577
Again, the dude never said he was a chick from what I understand, and as I've pointed out, you shouldn't be required to start spouting info about yourself that people might not like upon meeting them.

The point stands that reacting with excessive anger and hatred towards not getting your way isn't okay. I'd go with an analogy involving a donut shop but that implies payment and that isn't right.

>Assume someone offers you a free donut
>You assume it's jelly filled
>It's custard
>You HATE custard

Dude, it's a free donut. Just put it the fuck back and remain secure in the fact that you love jelly and not custard and that you can be an adult about that.
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>>685921837
Yeah, like I'm brushing it off, I just had to vent it out somehow. I have trans friends, it really doesn't bother me. I wanted to see her so badly and I couldn't stay after that lol
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>>685922345
Oh, my mistake. I guess Southerners aren't bronze age barbarians after all. All this time I thought they were just another bunch of allahu akbars who fucked their sisters instead of goats, but I guess I was completely wrong.
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>>685922142
I actually washed my hands with hot water after and was spitting out water in between stops on the train ride home
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>>685922333
Trips of truth
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>>685922473
I didnt say rape I said sexual battery and it would happen, the way the laws work for straight males.
>>685922537
your way off buddy, people tolerate your way of life, you are in no position to demand people be cool with being tricked into doing sexual stuff with a guy when they are straight. nobody should have to do anything sexually they dont want to do. and its exactly why faggots get knocked out for trying this shit.
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>>685922528
When I say see her, I mean the girl I was actually waiting for
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>>685922345
Aww, is the internet tough guy gonna beat the crap out of little old me?

I'm so fucking scared.

Seriously. Are you that insecure that you need to beat up anyone that is preaching a "that was kinda a dick move but just ignore them" philosophy?

Oh wait, you are. You are actually that insecure. Which is totally sad for you but absolutely not my problem.

And as an added reminder, if you're trying to get super duper conservative, there's at least one of your 4chan loving fetishes which the conservative base would fucking burn you at the stake for, you sad sad diaper loving fuckhole.
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>>685922473
>Just because im dressed this way....does NOT! Make me a woman.

https://youtu.be/ymNdfdQvdVc?t=4m36s
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>>685922826
>this is almost rape. what if traps went to lesbian bars and tried this shit. with the laws the way they are they would go to jail for sexual battery in a second.
>This is almost rape
>almost rape
>most rape
>VERY RAPE
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>>685922826
>tricked into doing sexual stuff with a guy when they are straight

Oh, I know! You could completely avoid this by not having consensual encounters with random people at bars.

Also, if you've ever lied to a woman about any detail of your life - even by omission - and she later found you unattractive due to this undisclosed fact, you are now a literal rapist by your own standards.
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>>685919434
2hardcore4me
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>>685922537
don't worry fag god will deal with you
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>>685923133
there should be a "having sex with her" in the middle somewhere, of course.
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>>685923133
>not having consensual encounters at bars

This is it this is how I die alone
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>>685923224
I'm glad there are so many people here to set me straight about how civilized Southerners really are! Now I feel bad for wishing that Sherman had burned literally everything below the Mason-Dixon line to cinders.
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>>685923265
Well, mild groping (initiated by her) by the standards of the argument he's actually trying to refute, but yeah, a little bit more than just the lying he actually mentioned.
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>>685916029
shoulda just fucked 'em. Pussy.
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>>685923358
OR

You could always just accept that things like this will occasionally happen, laugh it off, and be an adult instead of freaking out about catching the gay. You can't actually catch the gay, I promise.
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>>685923554
True, and I'm not actually sure how to parse that situation. What if one person approaches another person in that situation and starts at a reasonable level of contact? Is it immediately sexual assault unless you get clear, prior consent? Should we just expect the other person to go with it or say "no"? Does the situation matter (in a bar, everyone drunk)?

I can't see myself just throwing myself at a random stranger at a bar without even talking to them first, but I don't know if it should always equal rape just to kiss someone.
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>>685922858
>not wanting to kiss a dude is being super duper conservative now.
you are delusional as fuck.
people get beat for way less. your obviously in some safe space with that attitude. what is it San Francisco? most likely youre still in college.
>>685923133
this isnt the same, I know you believe its ok because the real problem with faggots isnt that you fuck dudes. its because you have serious moral deficiencies. you hate most of the world because you dont want to be like them. you do everything you can to be different than them. and yet you expect everyone to accept you with open arms and let you into their social circles. Let you be part of the group. It will never happen the only normal people that deal with you is your family and your faggot friends. like some socially stunted high schooler that will never be able to hang out with who they want because they still think being in cliques is cool.
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>>685923528
im not even american, i just hate fags
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>>685924097
>I don't know if it should always equal rape just to kiss someone.

Actually, thinking about it again, I guess it technically should be assualt, but the person could choose not to press charges. The person's gender shouldn't matter, but I guess it will matter to bigoted people when given the choice of whether or not to press charges.
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>>685923685
Lol, I'm not scarred too much, i guarantee that. I've calmed down a lot.
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>>685924280
Congratulations. You're officially dumb enough to be an honorary American redneck. You're a true credit to what passes for your civilization.

>>685924164
You sound completely insane. Pic related is how I imagine you.
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>>685917188
>Real men
>Can't handle being fooled and has to go cry about it on /b/
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>>685924421
I can understand why it would be a shock, but you sound like an ok guy. You'll probably just be laughing about it in a month or so. After thinking about it, it did sound like she was being too aggressive with you though, so I do understand why you would feel violated - but this violation is independent of transgendered status, to be honest.
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>>685924507
keep crying fag, youll get sorted soon enough
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>>685920822

This is literally the most retarded comment I've ever read.
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>>685916274
He thought it was a woman faggit he was tricked
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>>685924952
Are you too dumb to realize that you only prove me more correct with every barbaric word that passes your lips?
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>>685924164
Aww... now he's trying to belittle me by suggesting I'm still in college.

Since we're not going to believe anything I say, I'm 250 pounds of muscle and I was in the marines for 3 solid tours of duty.

Now that we've got lies out of the way. A guy not wanting to kiss a guy is fucking NORMAL. Like 90% of the population is straight. I highly doubt that out of 9 out of 10 men who are straight all 9 of them feel the absolute need to beat up a guy that they, while drinking, mutually decided to kiss.

Seriously, do you honestly want everyone to walk around with a plaque saying everything someone else might find objectionable about them? Do you seriously want to beat up everyone not wearing said plaque?

I never called you conservative. I think you're the same sort of dumbass who thinks that straight white men should be slapped for being straight white men. Just a violent douchebag who thinks he has a right to strike anyone unlike him.

You made it about conservative vs liberal, when what it's really about is belittling the weak, violent little shit you really are. Deep down. Because I'm pretty sure you're pretty bitter about you too. And I just want you to know: you're probably right about yourself.
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>>685925246
>do you honestly want everyone to walk around with a plaque saying everything someone else might find objectionable about them?

Yeah, exactly this. "A girl kissed me at the bar but didn't tell me she hadn't brushed her teeth first. I didn't consent to that. Literal rape."
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>>685924291
my fucking god, everyones a bigot to you. this is why everyone hates fags. you cant even see how this could be a problem. what if a butch woman tricked you into spending your night with her made out with you tricking you into thinking they had a dick. you take them home and your ready for the d and its just a smelly old pussy. I bet you'd be the happiest little faggot there ever was huh.
>>685924507
you are so full of yourself you actually think people approve of your lifestyle. they are just being nice anon. nobody really wants you around unless they are trying to fuck you. every guy friend you ever have is just there to get with you. your only true friends will be women. all of your partners will by girly. you will never have the true comradery. Or the feeling of being truly accepted. maybe you never knew that feeling and I feel bad for you but dont act like this shit should be ok. its the excat reason people hate fags. you demand to be accepted and then have an attitude like this. you dont even see the problem.
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>>685925443
Kek but that's kinda gold
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>>685925647
>my fucking god, everyones a bigot to you
>this is why everyone hates fags

Thanks for saving me the time required to read your rambling comment
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just go with it OP trannys give great head
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>>685925246
>>685925443
>>do you honestly want everyone to walk around with a plaque saying everything someone else might find objectionable about them?
if you expect people to call you a woman when your really a man then yes. being gay doesnt work that way you can't want the dick and not be gay. Its not how shit works. yes you can dress up like a woman all you want, none of that matters but the minute you use it to trick people into getting with you, you fucked up.
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>>685925839
I know you read it. I am a bigot because of faggots like you. faggots that think its ok to fuck with normal people because they arent gay. you are just as much a bigot as me.
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>>685916029
>randomly asks if person is woman or not
FAKE
HEY, EVERYONE
THIS GUYS A BIG FAT FAKER
HE FAKES POSTS ON THE INTERNET TO GET ATTENTION
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FAKE ASS FAGGOT
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>>685926300
>I am a bigot

So you admit I was right to call you a bigot?

>you are just as much a bigot

So I'd also be right if I claimed "everyones a bigot"[sic]?

>faggots that think its ok to fuck with normal people

You sure as hell don't seem normal to me. I'm beginning to worry that you're actually, legitimately retarded and I'll have to feel bad about laughing at you.
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>>685926511
Maybe he just wanted to figure out if she had a roll of quarters in her pocket.
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>>685925235
im typing it you faggot, grow up you useless cunt
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>>685926873
It's figurative, you see. Figurative language is when - oh wait. People like you are only capable of extremely concrete thinking. Ok, hmm.

Yes, that is very true. Words on the internet are typed, not spoken. You can tell because you read the words with your eyes instead of listening to them with your ears. That means you get one conversational victory point. Good boy!
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>>685926714
I had a friend that was in the closet. he secretly wanted me and ruined my life out of jealousy. see he was friends with my gf. he convinced her I didnt care about her. and was always cheating on her. it was all bullshit. after all that he comes out to me and confesses the whole story. this is the kind of shit faggots do to their "friends". Its not a fair game they play. they dont act like men. they act like degenerates. I'm sure your well aware of how your own kind acts. I'm willing to bet you're very lonely too because all of the people you surround your self with act like that too.
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>>685927694
Well, "asshole" isn't a sexual orientation. Maybe an asshole is just an asshole and you're wrong to make blanket statements about whole groups of people just because you had a bad experience with one of them. It's easy to do so if you have a prior prejudice against that group, but it's always wrong.

Would you think it's fair if I assumed that everyone in your culture is a dangerous monster who should be locked up forever in the interest of public safety just because you're a violent little psychopath?
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>>685928184
it was orchestrated by a group of his gay friends. They knew she was pregnant and we were going to get married. dont pretend you dont know how fags act.
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>>685928184
>punching someone being an asshole is being a psychopath.
how fucking delusional are you though really.
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>>685928471
Oh, boy. Well, I've got to be honest, kid - if I was your girlfriend's friend, I'd warn her about you too. I'm not even gay; you just seem like an incredibly angry, hardheaded little asshole. And nobody wants to be around that. So stop blaming the gay conspiracy for your fuck-ups and start fixing your shit.
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>>685916029
If you had doubts that at all about the persons sex how the fuck could you even find it attractive?
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>>685918728
>hates transsexuals

Is there anything actually wrong with this though?
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>>685929037
>I'm not gay.
>youre a fuckup because you hate fags.
laughable. you're just flailing at this point.
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>>685929037
hate to break it to you homoboy but this isnt something a straight friend would do. Its never a good idea to make friends with people that could potentially be sexually attracted to you.
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>>685929884
No, you're a fuck-up because you got a girl pregnant who now no longer wants to talk to you because a) all of her friends hate you and b) she was obviously unsure enough about you to be convinced that you're not fit to be a husband or a father. And just from this conversation, all joking aside, I can completely understand why.

Dig in your heels. Tell yourself you're winning every argument. Never change. You're going to die alone with nothing but regrets and your anger at the world. But I guess you'll at least be able to tell yourself that you were right all along.

>>685930211
Also your samefag is truly pathetic
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>>685921565
>Oh, ok. That makes more sense. But if you think about it, she didn't really lie to you. She just had a different definition of "chick". If you approached her it's not necessarily her job to make sure you're getting what you wanted.
She, she, chick, her.
My God, not only are you a massive faggot you apparently failed biology and anatomy.
>He, he, dude, his.

>>685921645
>She approached me
See above
>He approached me.
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>>685918529
>being this beta
JUST
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>>685930301
>I'll just make some bullshit up. that will show him.
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>>685930548
You know I'm right. The only person responsible for your girlfriend leaving you is you.
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>>685915504
http://link.dabebook.com/3
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>>685916029
i can hear your sniffling from here

oh guys the tears of eternal sadness oh man you guys
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>>685930799
he was trying to get with me. confessed his love a couple months later. He was a sociopathic little slut with no morals. you keep hanging out with those faggots anon you'll see what happens.
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>>685915504
Did the little cock taste good?
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>>685915504
You are now officially a homosexual, you should of just took him home and fucked him. Makes no difference at this point. . You are no and forever will be a faggot
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>>685915504
Wow OP really is a fag
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