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>>685890255
Marty is a stupid slut faggot that diserves to die.
Although, I would fuck that dog too
>>685891070
Needless to say I bet he's better in bed than you are
>>685891070
I want to fuck you
well i dont
>>685890255
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
really?
>>685890255
Not sure if singing blink 182
Or just gfur
>>685890255
but what about this?
>>685893178
maybe if there was a comic of him too
>>685890255
Become the dog, instead.
moar?
What if it's a chubby dog? O:
>>685896954
>>685896899
(sigh...) Ok then. just 4u
sorry, gtg take care of... something...
Waiting for "I'm not gay, I just suck dick"
>>685897887
well..
>>685890255
So do you guys imagine yourselves taking it or giving it?
>>685898816
Taking it... God I need it so bad...
>>685899121
That's hot
>>685899121
>Kinky/10
>>685899328
I've only been fucked once before. Loved every second of it. That was a while ago though and I reeeally wanna feel a dick inside me again.
>>685899716
Please go on..
>>685898483
mORE LIKE THAT
>>685900120
What do you wanna hear? ^.^
About how he made me feel like a girl? About how me bent me over and rubbed his throbbing dick against my little hole? I hadn't had much practice so it hurt a bit but after a while it was alright. He was older than me. And stronger.. Bigger..
This the kind of thing you wanna hear about..?
>>685897887
More?
>>685899716
making me horny thinking of the last time I was fucked
some lower class human sexualizes dogs
>>685900536
>>685900691
I'm enjoying this
>>685900691
Did he cum in you?
>>685900691
*wild boner appears*
>>685900865
Hehe. I enjoyed it when he lubed up and slipped inside me. I had to bite down on my pillow to keep my moans down. Though my favorite bit was when he grabbed my shoulders as he picked up the pace. That was awesome. So deep.. So fast..
>>685900967
Yea he did. Wasn't a huge amount but I could feel it all up inside me. So slippy and warm..
>>685901279
Omg! I was wearing knee socks actually. He bought them for me to wear when we fucked :3
>>685901708
Did you suck on his cock? If so how did it taste?
>>685901891
>>685901891
Yup c:
That's how we started. Can't say it tasted amazing but I was suuuper horny so I ate it all the same. I'd sucked guys off before and have done since but that was my only time actually getting fucked :c
>>685902331
so..
why cant you do that again?
what happened to him?
>>685902331
Was he cut or uncut? And did he pre cum in your mouth? Jesus fuck dude I'm hard as diamonds right now
>>685902510
He moved away. And i'm not sure how I feel about doing it with the same guy more than once anyway tbh. I liked being used, nothing serious :3
tits
>>685902598
Uncut. There was quite a bit of pre cum. He actually came pretty close to cumming in my mouth (I would have totally let him) but he said he wanted to finish inside my ass, which worked for me ^.^
>>685903503
I'm guessing your a slim twink?
>>685901812
pic of that knee socks pls
>>685903758
I guess. The kind of guys I like don't go for the tubby ones :p
>>685903969
Buy me a new pair then. I lost the ones he bought me ages ago xD
>>685904200
Tbh I'm not gay and I'm not into anal sex but i really want to suck a dick for some reason i have no idea why
>>685904669
Because you are Bisexual
>>685904669
im not straight but i really want to eat out a vagina
>>685904508
MEOOOOOOW.
>>685904843
wemmmmmmmmmm
>>685904669
Aww. That's the first step. ^.^ Be warned that there's no going back once you do it. Though you won't want to I promise ;D
>>685904813
I know i said it makes no sense
I dont even like gay porn i just like gfur
>>685905105
lol just teasin
yeah idk maybe just a little bi?
or just super horny?
>>685905105
That's how it starts. Then you'll start falling for the exotic allure of cute twinks.
>>685905105
not them but KEK thats how it starts familia
>>685904905
Hey Luc.
>>685905026
I'm sleepy.
>>685905612
me too. im going to get to bed soon
>>685905612
Should we get pizza, mexican or chinese for dinner
>>685905105
Because it' so different. And new. Straight porn has been done to death. It's boring. And by extension straight sex is boring too. At least that’s what I found. So I looked around for new stuff and thought “Hey, dicks aren't all that bad” and now I’m fucking a cum slut :3
>>685905735
Touch your butthole first.
>>685905746
Chinese.
>>685906021
with what?
>>685906021
It's a buffet so its kinda mid level while the Pizza is like 5 star.
Maybe for the second night.
>>685905432
Lol i know you were just teasing. I think i may be bi i never actually tried to do anything about this. And yes i am horny.
>>685905571
I already can't resist the allure of good looking traps/twinks
>>685905600
Oh shit m8
>>685905900
What does cum even taste like?
>>685906208
Pizza.
>>685906231
Then pizza, whatever.
>>685906367
>2016
>doesn't eat their own cum
>shiggy diggy
It tastes anywhere from mildly salty thick liquid to sour to mildly sweet
>>685906367
i would try it with a dude even if its just some simple fooling around.
o
m
g
yes
>>685906673
Every time i try to lick and taste my own cum i pussy out. I licked my hand when i touch my dick often if that's a thing
>>685906674
No guys to fool around with
>>685906367
Depends on the guy. Though the hornier you are the better it tastes. It’s not all about the taste though. There’s a dominance thing going on when you let a guy finish in your mouth, or on your face or wherever else. In that moment he has just about as much domination over you as he can have. He’s literally got his dick forced down your throat and he’s about to either shoot his load down your throat and make you choke on it or pull out and unload over your face. Either way it’s fucking amazing ^.^
>>685907043
i dont tihnk it really tastes like much except when the person has a shitty diet then it tastes bitter.
Coffee and meat make seminal fluid taste foul.
Get someone who drinks a lot of pineapple juice.
>>685907225
Oh fuck dude..
>>685907283
>>685907481
Yeah i heard the taste depends on the diet
Asparagus is bad too.
Goodnight, fags.
ew
you ever just pee on your hand?
Cant say I have
neither have i. that'd be weird
goodnight nibi
How much does Onta make anyway?
He gets a lot of commissions.
He has multiple comics.
One official comic in stores.
Website.
Has been funded multiple projects for free by people.
Plus Patreon.
I think he might be a millionaire.
Ever have someone cum in your mouth?
Who's telling me goodnight?
>>685900847
>>685898483
Artist please? I've wanted more.
>>685909980
pls. repond.
>>685910734
Enough to get all the bojpu$$ie he wants.
Furries are cancer
>>685910393
>>685910682
Sigmax, yo
>>685905612
>this comic will never be finished
end me
>>685890255
How's he called ?
I JUST WANNA BE YOUR PET SHANNON
>>685918299
BUT I'M PROBABLY GONNA JUST GET DRUNK SHANNON
>>685918565
Sounds like a plan
>>685918565
>Pass out drunk
>Free boipucci
>>685903695
Oooh. More of this.
>>685918931
It's the coziest plan.
>>685918943
come and try to rape me I DARE you
halo
>>685918943
>this is how Nibi actually thinks
>>685919077
Damn I wish I could do that tonight.
Maybe once school is on break
>>685919163
I'm out of liquor again, there's only mediocre beer around the haus. Tragic.
>>685919151
Halo was an alright game
>>685919270
You poor thing
Kyaaaa, cumming to the thought of being fucked is soooo good~ :3
>>685919392
brb shooting myself can't get drunk enough
>>685919392
yea it was.
Whats up?
Best picture...
my European friend is staying with me and he leaves tomorrow but im pretty sure he's bi should i ask him if i can suck his dick right now? no homo of course
>>685919691
Do it faggot
>>685919411
I think you just gave me cancer
>>685919533
Have fun with that
>>685919583
Not much, chillin like a villain
you?
>>685919669
Well I guess gays and needles naturally go together really well since they both give you AIDS
>>685919691
carpe diem I suppose
>>685919789
except I can't I'm out of ammo
hurry up psa
>>685919789
Waiting impatiently for Mass Effect to install.
>>685919789
Good! I hope you die painfully! :3
>>685919077
I could and would
>>685919163
No one would have sex with me willingly
>>685919934
I refuse to be a victim, protected by the second amendment, don't tread on me.
>>685890255
Didn't realize people still listen to Blink 182
>>685919934
Motherfucker have you seen some of the weirdos in these threads? Even they've gotten laid, and some of them look like a the result of troglodyte breeding with a poorly made cheesecake.
The only standards that prevent you from getting laid are your own.
>>685919843
You're like the worst American ever. No alcohol, no ammo...
>>685919853
The first one?
>>685920176
Yea, I bought the trilogy today.
>>685920176
Well I don't have any ammo because I SHOT all of it, but yeah it's a problem. There's 100 rounds the mail and I'm using some of those for keeping loaded mags available, won't be blowing them at paper.
Talking about guns in gfur now?
k
>>685920258
Oh, nifty. I haven't actually played any of them, but I have the first two somewhere.
>>685920363
Did your gun go pew pew pew?
>>685920482
Talkin about dese guns
/flex
'lo thread.
So I had some random femboi send me pics of his ass for no reason, replete with tildes and bbys.
I'm not sure how to feel. The awkwardness is hanging in the air like some thick, virile mist.
inb4 pics, I didn't save them
>>685920557
You failure.
>>685920556
Ew, muscles.
>>685920482
That's one of my favorite topics yes.
>>685920556
Yes and the paper QUAKED IN FEAR.
>>685920557
sluts are gonna be sluts fam
>>685920024
Ill, do it.
>>685920176
Im just like... even uglier than them.
>>685920752
I-I'll shoot you I swear
>>685920705
Please buy me a Tokyo Marui Samurai Edge, then. Or an Umarex Mauser C96.
I don't like real guns. CO2 and airsoft are okay.
>>685920705
Was it communist paper or muslim paper?
>>685920752
Nibi, multiple people have claimed your face doesn't look like a dropped pie.
We have had this conversation before. You could go out and give/receive a hot dicking at any time. You choose not to. Which isn't a bad thing, but does sort of cut into the effectiveness of your complaint.
>>685920556
I had the 2nd one already but now I have a snazzy case for them and I want to go through the whole series with the same character.
>>685920908
>I don't like real guns. CO2 and airsoft are okay.
what are you some kinda pussy
>>685920982
Muslim paper. I buy targets with terrorists drawn on them
>>685920699
Sorry to disappoint you. The ass wasn't bad, it was just unexpected.
>>685920705
Apparently he's a stripper.
A part of me thinks, "What the fuck am I doing with my life? I should have been a gay male stripper. Everything would be so much simpler."
>>685921064
Well I'm a faggot, so... x3
>>685921108
Oh. *sniffles* Okay. I take back what I said. All is forgiven.
>>685921064
Have you seen the Angry Birds movie?
>>685921239
No but apparently it's a massive analogy for the immigration crisis.
>>685921124
Me too. That's not what I asked.
>>685921315
Yeah, /pol/s wet dream or something
>>685921347
See above.
As much as I hate this sort of viral marketing bullshit, like angry birds and minions, I find this to be a fucking hilarious idea.
>>685921315
Faggot and pussy don't go hand in hand? Okay, then I guess I'm a pussy too.
Real guns frighten me.
>>685920870
Ill be forced to murderrape you
>>685920982
Okay, well im too autistic to woo anybody anyway.
>>685921471
At least you can admit it. I hope you're not American.
>>685921446
It seems too ludicrous to be true.
>>685921510
I'm of two minds here see my rape fantasies and my shooting a guy in self defense fantasies are conflicted.
>>685921590
You bet I'm a fucking American. East coast.
>>685921676
Get the fuck out of my region you weak willed eunuch piece of shit
>>685921750
Triggered? XDDD
>>685921843
You have no idea.
>>685921887
k
>>685921750
Please depart from the nation you barbaric phallus focused pikey.
>>685922187
What are you gonna do, force me out? I have guns, you have your limp dick.
>>685921590
I know, but a few reviews are supposedly slamming it for that so I'm starting to think it could be real
>>685921510
Believe it or not, awkward bullshit makes up 90% of flirting.
Especially with women. Who knows what those fucking freak lunatics think?
>>685922267
>I have guns,
with no ammo. At least his limp dick can shoot blanks, you can't shoot at all.
>>685922267
He's a muslim. He has IEDs and explosives strapped to his chest.
>>685922378
>slamming it for that
>for that
CAN IT BE TRUE
>>685922397
...don't attack me within the next 3 to 5 business days please
I'd buy ammo from my LGS but it's SO much more expensive jesus.
>>685922447
Now see that's why you need a long gun. Detonate kebab a safe distance away.
>>685922040
Wow, his torso is too long.
>>685922601
you can't see...any of it
>>685922548
We can only pray
>I'd buy ammo from my LGS but it's SO much more expensive jesus.
The internet spoils us
>>685922664
Autism at its finest.
>>685922548
intervention amirite
>>685921590
I cant shoot you with my dick.
>>685922378
Its different for me though, cus im like ultra retarded.
