waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>still terrified
Obligatory claim.
>>685872329
Tats.
>>685872355
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>>685873205
>pats
>>685873322
kagami claimed!!!
>>685873071
Anything else you are up to bae?
Also my steam is TheWretchedTwiggy if you or Asuka want to friend me
>>685873119
ok
>>685873268
yeah
>>685873587
Don't be scared.
>>685873035
That gif is something we can all relate to I'm sure.
>>685873072
Mage does.
However, never played MTG so terminology might be different.
>>685872787
>Mugi
yeah listen mai I'm gonna need you to head in that general direction and fuck off
>>685872623
>Yuko
kek you did yesterday when he posted the God is Dead picture
>>685873072
>Fran
Mage can do that desu
Warrior armors up for days, stacking health basically and then taking the game with big minions after burning the opponents with removal
>>685872727
>Yui
scroll up kek
>>685873263
>Kagami
What do you play?
>>685873587
welcome back desu
it'll be ok
is what someone supportive will tell you
do a flip
>>685873692
You should be.
claim
>>685873786
But struggling won't help.
>>685873617
Other than talking to you not much bb, I shall add you right now!
>>685873337
I love you though!
>>685873346
Uhhh I have it, havent tried to play it, too busy talking to people on here, but I will play it soon.
>Bomb ass nap
Lucky youuuu I cant take naps I get all weird.
>>685873603
Kyouko.
>>685873728
>calling me Mai
Nigga you retarded
>>685873587
>>685873587
manhand claim
BritfagMaki#2701
Add 'em
>>685873878
FUCK OFF MAI
>>685873728
bass and guitar now, but i played drums in the band!!!
>do you play an instrument??
>>685873322
best girl lurking!
>>685873072
already done XD thats the only reason i ran it tbh
>also mindmoil because luls and lab maniac because sometimes i fuck up
>>685873587
there is no need for your jimmies to be rustled
<3
>>685873878
Mugi.
>I'm ruining it
>Hey man
>how are you
>>685873587
Fear never helped anyone with there problems, so face it with confidence friend.
>>685873692
>>685873786
>>685873832
I'm very afraid.
>>685873728
I'm too much of a pussy to end it.
>>685873887
>
>>685873925
Help.
>I'm poplar for once
>>685873728
That wasn't me
No recollection of this, but i'm aware of the image.
>>685874128
I would disagree, it's fear that stops you from being reckless.
>>685873834
W-what?
>>685874223
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>>685873647
>The usual, getting a bit more used to the heat so I slept a bit better
Glad to hear it, passing out can really be an annoyance.
>That's not good, you should really see a doctor about that.
I doubt I'd have the time during this week.
Maybe in June.
Still, thank you for worrying.
>>685873603
You don't have to pretend everything is alright
G'night m8s, gotta do something important tomorrow. Cya later!
>>685874508
Bye Mami-chan!
>>685873834
Ah, well in that case have fun man. Game looks sick but none of my friends want to get it. Too busy sweating over DS3.
Kek, how do you get "weird"?
>Best idol claimed
>>685874508
Goodnight Mami.
>>685874001
bass sounds fun
too bad i still can't make money
>RIP
>>685874104
Ehh I'm alright
I accidentally rested my arm on bird shit while I was at the park with my brother so I got very slightly upset about that for a minute lol
>then there's the "fuck off Mai" shit
>>685874474
>You don't have to pretend everything is alright
>>685874508
goodbye beautiful
>>685873692
>>685873786
>>685873832
That was really good
>>685873878
>does he get the joke?
>>685874001
Ehm, no!
I was asking if you play an video games
vidya
Didnt you say you also played cello?
It's awesome that you can play multiple instruments though.
I used to play drums for a little but I didnt have time to practice and moving a drum set around isn't easy so I just stopped. I never got good at it.
>>685874223
that makes two of us lol
it'll be okay. well maybe not as okay as it was before, but it'll just take some adjustment, I think
This is if you have narcolepsy at all!
>>685874508
peace!
>>685874596
*under breath*
moo
Still alive
Playing Overwatch
>>685873728
>>685873709
Control can be played, at least in magic, in two main ways. Reactively, where you counter spells to prevent them from being cast and remove threats you dont counter, and preemptively, or prison, where you stop them from being able to in the first place.
I'm a fan of prison decks, but I also LOVE reanimaters, which aren't a thing in Hearthstone, right?
>>685873834
Ok bae, I'm probably going to sleep soon, since its 9:50 here
>>685874077
True, those are what you add immediately, also a Laboratory Maniac just cause!
Also, incase you didn't see, my Steam is TheWretchedTwiggy, so if you want to add me
>>685874622
Good night Homura-chan! Sorry we could not chat :P
>>685874077
There's plenty of need.
>>685874128
>>685874319
Mixed signals.
>>685874379
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>>685874596
Breast friend.
>>685874761
It seems pretty likely.
>>685874761
yes i do you cancer cell that doesnt multiply
im taking your vocaroo privileges away for 5 minutes because i feel like it :^)
>
No one better
>>685874862
Can't be sorry for bad timing, hopefully some other day we will do it! Sleep tight and good luck on whatever important you have to do.
>>685874764
Hey Shizuru! I massacred people at edh night, I feel kinda guilty about it
>>685874979
Galko
>>685874474
>You don't have to pretend everything is alright
Okay, Ruri.
>>685874596
Milk.
>>685874709
Well shit
>hehe
Sorry to hear that, man. I once encountered a leaf with bird shit on it to the face.
That wasn't fun.
>>685874979
>
>>685874369
I-I love you!
>>685874680
>DS3
My friend wants me to get it but I shall never get it, my 3 other best friends got Overwach so we good
Uh I get sleep paralysis and get stuck, its super fucking weird and scary
>>685874783
Aww alright good night bb sleep well!
>>685875094
Heyo, friendo.
How are ya?
>>685874761
OH!!! wow...i feel dumb lol
ummm right now im playing dks3
>drums are fun as hell to play, i wish i could own a set for myself!!!
>>685874761
Mooo.
>>685874979
Booby Brother.
>>685875142
Hand.
>>685875161
>I-I love you!
u ghey or somthin, kiddo?
>>685875021
what the fuck man
>
>>685874783
I think the only countering you can do in hearthstone is reactive. You can't directly stop people from playing cards, and you can't stop things being played that aren't on your turn unless you're using secrets.
>>685874979
please don't be kill
>>685875142
>leaf with bird shit on it to the face
Absolutely disgusting
>>685875368
Drums seem so fucking fun to play
>>685875140
Fran.
>>685875142
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>>685875382
How are you tonight?
>>685875470
I won't.
>>685874783
>counter spells
Don't think there will be times where you need to counter spell after spell.
>reanimaters
There are quite a few cards that resurrect minions in Hearthstone.
>>685875367
Long day, long night. Got a few days off work without much to do.
And how goes it?
>>685875375
>>
Oob.
YOU WERE EXPECTING A WAIFU, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
>>685875470
you've been a bad boi
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xM5aIZWHs0A
>>685875624
Tired and a bit sore.
>>685875969
kill yourself
>>685875470
Most importantly, no reanimation! I love it
>>685875624
How are you and the babies?
>>685875773
>Don't think there is a time where you need to counter spell after spell
What if they play something I don't want them to? Do I let it resolve?
>Plenty of ways to resurrect minions
I heard someone say in a thread earlier there was only one, and it was at random
And does it have a more than one on one option?
>>685875161
Damn, the amount of envy right now is flowing off the charts. Hope you guys get some good times out of it though.
Shiet that does sound weird. Happens every time?
Claimed
>>685876211
HA, SPIKE, YOU WORTHLESS FOOL, YOU HAVE BEEN TRICKED BY A MERE IMPOSTOR DIO ANON!
>>685875532
they are fun as hell, especially if you get into the strange time signature stuff!!!
>>685875532
you reminded me of my first waifus shego and kim possible ah when i was a little kid and the world didn seem so bad
>>685875140
>edh
Nice. What'd you do? Anything cool?
>>685876130
That sucks.
>>685876237
They're okay. Miia is finally moving around in her cage instead of just hiding.
>>685876347
Uhhhh happens 8 out of 10 times. I am not sure why, i wish I could figure it out honestly
>>685875368
But you know how to play them? Where did you practice?
>>685876237
that was me desu
resurecting minions isn't a big thing in hearthstone, it's mostly at random. As in a random minion that died this game. Sometimes it's more specific like a random murloc or whatever but it's usually at random.
The graveyard works strangely. If a minion dies, is resurrected and then dies again. Then there are two of that minion in the graveyard.
>>685875984
what's your favourite movie moogster
>>685876405
EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS AFRAID BY THIS!
>>685876379
also hi you nig
>Karen
>>685876533
>>685875624
>
>>685875959
Few days off from work? Fucking great, glad you can relax man!
Happy your day's finally over, buddy.
My day's going well, bit stressed over father but aside from that I'm good. No worries.
>>685875161
You can't be serious
This got to be a joke..
>>685876405
>still at work
>leaving early because we're quiet edition
>>685875161
>Uh I get sleep paralysis and get stuck, its super fucking weird and scary
I always wanted to get sleep paralysis, but at the same time I'm so afraid of it.
How spooky it is?
>>685876237
>What if they play something I don't want them to? Do I let it resolve?
Like a minion? You can use removal spells.
>I heard someone say in a thread earlier there was only one, and it was at random
Nope, there's a minion which brings back all Deathrattle minions, and another which brings back all friendly minions that died this turn.
Probably missing a few other ones.
>>685877033
Steven's universe is shit.
Miho claimed
My whole body hurts.
>>685877054
quiet?
>>685876912
That's amazing, I love it.
>>685876791
hmmm, i can play okay, my band needed a drummer so i decided to be one lol
>did you practice a lot??
>>685876899
>soul ripping torment
>>685877104
>and another which brings back all friendly minions that died this turn.
Rest in pepperonis Kel'Thuzad
>>685877158
Heyo Miho.
>My whole body hurts.
How come?
>>685877133
so is your waifu
>>685876851
faggot
You gonna get overwatch as well?
>>685877158
Welcome back, Miho.
Need some help?
>>685877265
Glad you like it, beautiful.
>It's the least I can do
>>685877104
You're missing priest spell Resurrection, which summons a dead minion at random.
>>685877133
>posts shit anime image
10/10
could anyone recomend me any good anime to watch, I just finished cannan and madlax
>>685877188
Not many orders coming in, most of the next couple of days work is done. Finals week, most everyone has finished uni for the next 2 months
Spike vs Dio. Never ends well.
>>685877286
Rest in pepperonis my golden duplicates, mad scientists and belchers.
>>685877428
>minon
>>685877158
hi miho
were you here yesterday? Tatsumaki said she was leaving for a bit
Why does your body hurt?
>>685877268
I did but couldn't at night when parents were sleeping so I only had a bit of time when I came back from school. It was really a rushed thing overall so I couldn't get into it right.
>>685877405
already have it, don't trust the servers right now though or my internet so I'm just posting/working out for now
>>685877350
Hearing that from you is pretty ironic
>>685876739
Meh its alright.
>>685877158
Whys that?
wew lad blizzard actually had a successful launch
>>685877268
>>685876567
In my circle of friends there used to be this joke about how one of them used to jerk off to Kim Possible lmao
>>685876533
A LOT of SoaD stuff sounds super fun to play on drums like Prison Song, P.L.U.C.K., B.Y.O.B., A.D.D., and X just to name a few
>>685876791
>favorite movie
Ok that's actually a really good question. I WOULD say one of Jackass movies but I haven't seen them in like 4 - 5 years so I don't know if their shenanigans would still hold up to me. I still watch a lot of Disney/Dreamworks stuff for some reason... But for now I think I'm going to say Steo Brothers.
>>685876955
Why is that???
>>685877102
Its weird! You get stuck and you try and try to move and you just cant its frightening, I have to like yell in my sleep to wake me up so I can move, I know there is a way to probably get out of it easier but I have yet to figure it out
>>685877286
Spent the last 2 days moving my sisters stuff.
>>685877418
A back rub would be nice.
>>685877470
Your next line is "Kill yourself faggot"
Kagami is cute. that is all.
>>685877637
i dont need magic to be awesome
As usual it's way too fucking late for me, see you anons, have a good night/day.
>>685877717
Tsukasa > Kagami
>>685877600
>>685877669
See
>>685877778
off by one
>>685877793
no it will be
try harder
>>685876675
I absolutely ruined with my new-ish Alesha deck and made a no-fun-zone with Merieke
>>685876739
Nice!
>>685876791
Aw. So it's not a viable strategy?
>>685877104
But what about non-creature/minion spells? Do they always resolve?
>>685877877
That she is
Anyway, night everyone!
>>685877600
that sucks....i wish you could've got into it better, maybe one day you can come back to it!!!
>>685877717
>frostbolt intensifies
>>685877418
>the least I can do
You didn't have to.
>>685877669
Doesn't sound alright.
>>685877907
Goodnight.
>>685877778
>off by one
Bad luck Miho.
>>685877895
Let Dio live beautifully forever. Its all he wants to do.
>and he says Rory has no ambition
>>685877742
Damn, I see.
I heard of people getting sleep paralysis and seeing weird and pretty scary stuff while into it.
>>685877778
>Spent the last 2 days moving my sisters stuff.
Ouch, I know the feeling.
Helped my cousin move all his stuff 2 years ago and my back was hurting for days after that.
>>685877997
MAGIC MISSILE
>>685877965
Shit i was wrong. What do i do now? This must be the work of an enemy stand...
>>685877992
No, you can prevent them with secrets.
http://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Counterspell
>Homura
would any of you waifu anons be so kind of recomending some good and mature anime for me
>>685878130
and now
>>685877793
>>685877907
sleep tight homu!!! hope you have a good night!!
>>685877877
thank you anon!! you're cute too
>>685878241
yea right
>>685876789
Ever tried consulting a doctor?
>>685878107
>MAGIC MISSILE
Kek
>>685877727
bb...but shes pretty and strong :(
>>685877907
Goodnight Homu!
>>685878290
you are though!!! don't let anyone tell you otherwise!!!
>>685877742
Heretics don't get love m8
>>685875382
>mhw I never replied
>sad hands
How are you doing today, handsome?
>>685878019
Really is the least I can do.
>>685877895
It's not magic...
It's unlocking the ability to have complete control over your body at the point where you can completely freeze someone's body in less than 2 seconds by completing removing the moisture in your body forcing it to suck up heat, such as the heat of your oponent, as long of course as you are maintaining some sort of physical contact.
>>685878406
>>685877727
>P.L.U.C.K. drums
My dream was to be able to play that. really just the most amazing shit I've ever heard.
>>685877992
There aren't enough cards that do it. Off the top of my head I can name Kel Thuzad, Resurrect for priest only, Anyfin can Happen for paladin only. There are more that I can't remember.
Also one very important thing to understand about hearthstone is that there is nothing you can react to on your opponents turn. The one single exception is secrets and you have to play those on your own turn. If your opponent decides to hit your hero with two fireballs and you have nothing up from the previous turn to stop it there's nothing you can do.
>>685877997
I would probably get into it now if I had a set here. Too much time and nothing to do.
>>685878079
ah okay, glad you're getting a break then
>>685877934
Was she moving into a new place?
also just telling you about tatsu cause she was your shipmate, I think
>>685878458
Then thanking you is the least I can do.
>>685878402
mom ! we already had this talk !
>>685878589
>
>>685878019
I'll rephrase it, I'm used to it.
>>685878458
Good enough, tired, sore.
>>685878083
Uh when I am in it I am just alone. in a room its creepy and frightens the hell out of me.
>>685878406
I am no heretic!
>>685878297
I did once and he was like, "You need to calm down" and I am calm I guess when I sleep I am not calm?
>>685878535
trying to get close so you can steal my body heat? sounds really gay and like what a woman would do...
>>685878688
Phantom Lancer?
>>685878711
I guess that's good then, it's not as bad as it could be.
>>685878607
Moving her back to my moms her rent went up.
Its ok. I'll see tats when i can.
>>685878820
Like a wise man once told me
It's only gay if the balls touch
>>685878607
>that drum fill that goes into the verse
gets me so hard
>>685878688
hmmmm, i don't think i can be anyone's mom....
>>685878710
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>>685878655
Talking/hanging out with me is more than enough, wonderful.
>>685878711
Why are ya sore, buddy?
Tired? Don't wanna sleep?
Claimed....carefull....she antilags
>>685878821
what?
>>685879004
we could do something about it
>>685878916
you never denied being a woman
>>685878874
>Its ok. I'll see tats when i can.
>mhw intense feels
>>685878814
I am!
>>685878589
Heretics don't deserve love..
I'll go ahead and try sleeping, it's sort of late.
Goodnight.
>probably not
>>685878849
Yeah.
>>685879051
From the workout.
Eh I didn't get enough sleep last night, had to jack off twice just to be able to fall asleep.
>>685879116
what would that be?? i don't have the right parts for that kek
>>685879257
my heretic does....
>>685879227
Are you implying something?
>>685879291
Goodnight number 1.
>>685879377
>dubs
>>685879254
wtf. i can never post anything over3 mb why can you
>>685879377
cloning, adopt or kidnap your pick
>>685878916
>>685878820
you're both fucking homos
>>685878982
I fucking love the part where he's yelling WALK DOWN
>>685879257
>Heretics don't deserve love..
got that right
they're waiting...
>>685879116
google phantom lancer grumpy cat
>>685878874
>that picture
>these feels
>mfw
H-how are you doing?
>>685879405
id fuck female dio
>>685879503
i can post up to 5
>>685879291
See you soon Galko.
>>685879257
I still love you no matter what!
>>685879606
I wouldn't even hesitate.
>>685879557
no u
Anyone got any good overwatch skins already?
Got a Legendary Bastion skin, shame I don't have cancer
She plays
>>685879473
gotta get 'em for the right reason!!
>>685879517
hmmmm, i'd rather have kids that are my own, i guess that won't work!!
>>685879575
ooga booga!!!
>>685879291
Hope it works galko
night night
>Karen
>>685879759
bleh !
>>685879738
get the fuck out
>>685879291
Goodnight, beautiful. Sleep warm and well.
>>685879360
Ahhh, the workout, alright.
>jack off twice just to be able to fall asleep.
Hot.
>>685879503
I can post up to 4.
Might be a regional thing.
>>685879639
yeah but why
>>685879697
how many female dios have you fapped to? How many loaves of bread have you eaten?