>>685778072
yoyo-ing a shit or with a actual yoyo?

>>685778072

"Only if my dog can join in"

fuck that girl we wanna know bout yoyos

>>685778072
>can I "walk the dog" on your puss puss?

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>>685778192
An actual YoYo.

>>685778459
rerollin

>>685778459
Rollin one more time before I call it quits

>>685778459
I wish this had been dubs. Oh my god.

Nigger dick in my juicy ass

>>685778611
fuck you
u
c
k

y
o
u

>>685778677
no u

>>685778459
zozzle

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>>685778611
>Nigger dick in my juicy ass

Come on op. Deliver second dubs.

>your pussy got more gap than when I do an around the world

>>685779200
Best dubs is best

>>685778903
"nah, just messing with you. I want to fuck your asshole raw while I jam my fist up your pussy.
Did I scare you already?"

Op knocked himself out with the yoyo

>>685778903
sorry haha that was my dog typing on my phone

>>685779200
Winnar

I've invented this new move id like to try with you. I take my YoYo and start with a cars cradle and then I reset and whip it at your cooch as hard as I fucking can. it's called the "Punani Tornado"

>>685779384
Oh shit I'm sorry, that wasn't meant for you!
My dick gets bigger when I pull it! Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin! Will you help me to not rip the skin by using your mouth?

>>685779548
Thats not a tornado thats a vine whip attack

look, i'm a business major... i need to see dat pusi before i impregnate you and proceed to kill your family

>>685779548
*cat's cradle
>fucking autocorrect

also reroll

/thread

OP whipped his head with YoYo. RIP

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>>685778677

>>685779928
ok, but I only if me and my dad can DP you

>>685779548
this.

>>685779928
My mom will drive me there

>>685779922
Hory shiet. Trip dubs wasted

>>685780070
roll

>>685779928
>fuck you
>u
>c
>k

>y
>o
>u

>>685779928
are you into watersports i only get down in the golden shower

The freakier the better baby

>>685780088
Winrar

Pls watch me get pounded by Sky Williams

Bring a friend too if u want lol

Mühlenwalder mühlenfest, lebe hoch! Würzig grob, herzhaft fein, wir haun rein!

can you do a blackface look and pretend to be pro tennis player Venus?

>>685780262
reroll

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>>685779548

>>685780070
roll

>>685780262
>>685780491
samefag

>>685780070
rollo

Come around my place, and lets engage in some sexual intercourse.

>>685780540
Kek. Op delivered the good one

>>685780070
gwew we go

>>685780070
dubs

>>685780596
roll

>>685779928

Are you 16?

>>685780583
newfag

it's called a reroll, people do it all the time.

i have this... little fetish, can i use your pussy as a bowl so i can get some dank hits of that weed while we kiss?

>>685780677
i'm twelve and what is this?

>>685780677
WINRAR

>>685780677
weak sauce

>>685780596
re re roll

>>685780877
WINRARE

>>685780677
your older then 16.... shit no thanks.

>>685780677

Oh shit, what a waste. Ignore that shit OP. The way this girl talks she just seems like a kid.

dude weed lmao

>>685780540
Thanks OP:3

>>685780877
Do this op WINRAR

can I bring my teddy bear?

i have a thing for diapers and fur suits would you wear a diaper so i can get my yoyo off

>>685781167
reroll

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>>685781167
Rawlin

Look, if you had, one shot
Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

[Verse 1]
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!
Snap back to spaghetti, oh! - there goes gravity
Oh - there goes spaghetti, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up spaghetti nope, he won't have it
He knows, his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's spaghetti
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this spaghetti and hope it don't pass him

[Hook]
You better lose yourself in
Spaghetti (x4)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This spaghetti comes once in a lifetime
(x2)

[Verse 2]
The spaghetti's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This spaghetti is mine for the taking
Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a New World spaghetti
A normal life is spaghetti; but superspaghetti's
Close to spaghetti, it only grows harder
Homie grows spaghetti, he blows it's all over
These hoes is all spaghetti, coast to coast spaghetti
He's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown spaghetti from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own spaghetti
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold spaghetti
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold spaghetti
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and spaghetti. And so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, spaghetti
But the beat goes on: da-da-dum da-dum da-dah

>>685781167
rolllerinoooo

>>685778072
>Girl wants to fuck, but OP is too wrapped up in trying to be cool on a Vietnamese frog lovers site

What a fucking faggot

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>>685781513
this thread just went certified gold

>>685778072
kay, i'll be over asap

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>>685780088
op literally ignored this beautiful double double, wtf man?

>>685781823
mothers dead, she know, wouldnt have went as you guys think

https://youtu.be/2kdqyqQ-l0w

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Choru

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>>685781945

CHILDREN
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep Lyrics
New! Tap highlighted lyrics to add Meanings, Special Memories, and Misheard Lyrics...
Download "Baa, Baa, Black She…" Ringtone
Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!

One for the master,
One for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full...

Baa, baa, white sheep,
have you any wool?
yes sir, yes sir,
three needles full.

>>685781167
roll

>>685778072
Show her this

http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0

ATC LYRICS
Download "Around The World" Ringtone
"Around The World"

The kisses of the sun - Were sweet I didn't blink
I let it in my eyes - Like an exotic drink
The radio playing songs - That I have never heard
I don't know what to say - Oh not another word

Just - la la la la la - It goes around the world
Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing
La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing

La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la

Inside an empty room - My inspiration flows
Now wait to hear the tune - Around my head it goes
The magic melody - You want to sing with me
Just la la la la la - the music is the key
And now the night is gone - Still it goes on and on
So deep inside of me - I long to set it free
I don't know what to do - Just can't explain to you
I don't know what to say - Oh not another word

Just - la la la la la - It goes around the world
Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing
La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing

La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la

The kisses of the sun

La la la la la - It goes around the world
Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing
La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing

La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la

My dogs nuts are all swollen and huge. If I bring him over can he got first to give the poor guy some relief?

>>685778611
>>685778677
Double dubs

>>685782587
Reroll

My stepdad taught me how to kiss

>>685782683
Rolling this

Can I ask you a favor? I've had this fantasy for awhile that I'd like you to help me with. I need to see if it is as hot in reality as it is in fantasy. I am dreaming of becoming a goat diddler and I'd really help me out if while we do this you could bay like a goat.

>>685782666
trips have spoken

>>685782666
Must obey the trips.

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>>685782666
>My dogs nuts are all swollen and huge. If I bring him over can he got first to give the poor guy some relief?

Somebody once told me
That I could make some money by bullying some people online
So I grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies
[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane]
So, I'm making death threats and calling people nigger
Counting that cash while my channel's growing bigger
Never you mind I was already banned
From my racist, homophobic, hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal
To poison the online punch bowl
You never know who I might dox
So y'all can suck on my cocks
[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy
And all we care about is news
Personal attacks and harassment is totally news
[Interlude: Keemstar]
Like, I literally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude
Oh, fuckin righteous fucking nigger, Alex, is doing this shit
Hmm, can't wait to report your death, haha! Like seriously? What's wrong with you, asshole
Everybody type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigger
I only do this show for money, that's it, alright
I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a fucking scam
I really hope you die of cancer, I hate every single one of you
Fuck the fans
[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Do a trickshot, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Eat your popcorn, goatee
And all I report is the news
If you'd call this new
[Verse 2: Uncle Dane]
Somebody once asked "Can you spare me from harassment
Your content is a fucking disgrace"
I said "Yep, and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's face"
[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Well, the hate keeps coming for the show I'm running
Even if I get banned I'll just keep on coming
Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick
I make mad money from being a

>>685781593
rollin

>>685782949
amazing

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>>685782683
>My stepdad taught me how to kiss

>>685782666
winrar

Ohh wooaah (3x)
You know you love me,I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
You want my love, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl quit playing
Were just friends, What are you saying
Said theres another, Look right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine,mine (oh oh)

For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe, we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, But I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And im in pieces, Baby fix me
And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream

Im going down, down, down, dooown
And I just cant believe my first love would be around.

And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo

>>685782744
Winrar

>>685778611
winrar

i have finely crafted a mask of thomas the tank engine so i can wear it while i choo choo tear up that cunt

Would you like me to bring over some of my favorite cider? It's a really good brand. Dickens Cider. You'd like it I think.

after we fuck im going to tie you up.. shit on your face and leave you there until someone finds you

>>685783146
ur blowin it man. haha those last two were too much

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote, "I love you," I wrote "Me, too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh, it's in color, your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You got me turning up and turning down
I'm turning in, I'm turning round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

>>685783291
roll

>>685783334
One away from quads... Oh well. Rerolling this.

>>685783422
WINRAR

>>685783422
Winrar

>>685781677
dubs wasted

>>685780540
Yo she actually seems like a good get go fuck that pussy

(if dubs post this whole thing, including this obviously)

>>685783600
dubs wasted

In all seriousness I can't today. Sometimes the nuts get tucked up inside me. Have to go see my chiropracter. He hits a spot between 12th and 14th discs in my back and my balls drop out like egg yolks.

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>>685783146

>>685783691
:^(

>>685783422
OP DELIVER

>>685783725
lol

>>685778072
i am a cuck, so could you fuck me when i come? i love it in the ass

So many wasted dubs...

>>685783880
rollerino

>>685783146
Oh fucking shit I'm out of toilet paper, can you bring some on your way? My yoyo was huge.

>>685783953
roll

id like to see if this chick is as "ordinary" as she claims. she sounds cool. post pics Op

>>685783335
nice trips :^)
roll though

>>685783335
reroll

>>685783335
rollo

I want to fuck you with my fur suit on, I know you have several other fetishes but if we do fur and maybe a cleveland steamer I promise you I will be willing to participate in any of yours. Hell, I might even give you the ol' lickeroo

>>685783788
Dubs wasted

>>685783335
rolo

send here 55 pepe pictures

>>685784225
Grandpa get off the computer damnit

Don't leave us OP. We're entertained.

>>685784262
Roll

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>>685784225
>I want to fuck you with my fur suit on, I know you have several other fetishes but if we do fur and maybe a cleveland steamer I promise you I will be willing to participate in any of yours. Hell, I might even give you the ol' lickeroo

>>685784400
dub dubs

>>685778072
What about seeing each other to my place ?

Summer, fuck this

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>>685784235
im just gonna kill myself now

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>>685784400

I got my dick stuck in a bottle

>>685784459
Ok I can't help but feel this is staged bullshit, but it's fucking great. Continue.

>>685784459
fake and gay

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Reply with this link

https://liquidlabs.us/?vb=958

>>685778072

>>685781593
Roll

>>685785296
Rolling for this

I'll take a rusty trombone

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>>685785296
Oh dude that would have been too dope.

send nudes

>>685785006
how many courics is that?

>>685785519
Reroll

>>685785519
roll

>>685785491
Why are you still posting on /b/? Go get laid right now.

>>685785519
roll

>>685785519
this

Ask for nudes

>>685785679
i guess shes ugly as fuck

>>685785711
winrar

>>685785711
WIN! Now delivar and ask for Nudez

>>685778072
Im into cucking and pegging, you wanna try that?

>>685785711
ez nudez ez life

F A G
A N A
K D Y
E

OP we are waiting!

also wtf is bionic seahorse?

>>685786139

FAG ANA KDYE?

>>685786175
if the girl has prostethics u take them and put them on your dick. after that you give her dry anal prostethic rape.

>>685786175
>2016
>not knowing about bionic sea horses

OP here
Quads get nudes later

>>685786470
fuck off mate

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Send dick pic

>>685786470
fuck off with that shit dude.

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>>685786470
if trips, you post nudes.

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What's up with all these faggot OPs never obeying the fucking rules?!

>>685786959
It's just a prank bruh.

Filthy Prank!

Keke

>>685782034
Roll

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Fur real tho

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This thread is fucking golden

OP is not a faggot

Send her a picture of your dick already.

>>685787877
Dubs say so

OP is kill, sorry

>>685787877
This and say "I wish I could suck it"

>>685782949
this is the start of something beautiful

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Here you go faggots.

>>685785740
ohhh,, you know,, now that you mention it, a pic would help a lot

OP POST A PIC

>>685788584
FAT

>>685788584
Why haven't you fucked her already?

holy shit you gonna be like a fuck

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more, faggots

i meant like a fuck boy XD

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>>685789078
Something is wrong here.

>>685784225
That actually sounds hot to me. Someone kill me already

>>685778072
Share her fb

kill you where and when? :D (just kidding ofc)

Could you fuck me with a strapon? To be honest i'm gay and i'm rather interested in this kind of thing.

>>685780262
Rolling

>>685790222
WINRAR

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>>685789078

Where op go?

>>685781593
roll

>>685782666
Nice one, satan

>>685789078
more, faggot