don't want to make my parents feel like they raised a failure. I'll do it after they've passed on.

>>685775415
Like the song goes

I'm tired of livin', and scared of dyin'


Plus my family would be all fucked up

porn and food

Because I'm not you, OP.

>>685775415
I am dead. Leave a space in the mirror for me when you're taking your nightly piss.

>>685775415
That's a stupid question.
Why would I?
I like my life. Good friends, good gf, good hobbies, good house, good sex, both with gf and animals, good job....
Never understood why some people have so much problems living...

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Me again. The guy who comes here for your threads every evening. Why, I will not kill myself today because of your glorious porn!

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>>685775718
hi there.

>>685775712
>I like my life. Good friends, good gf, good hobbies, good house, good sex, both with gf and animals, good job....
what animals bro ?

>>685775533
favorite food ?

>>685775955
>that webm

It's like watching a Brian DePalma film.

Only a few months left until I get to have sex again

>>685775415
Because my feet are of normal length, and not some freakishly long mutations like that the girl is trying to hide with stripey socks.

>>685775415
overwatch comes out later today, so at least theres that

>>685775415
The answer to that is very simple. I can't. I still have things to do. But don't mistake that for wanting to live. I very much want to sleep forever, but I'm stuck in the mundane.

>>685776218
They're for better grip

>>685775526
Same.

>>685775955
Mares most often because of size.
Dogs, but not as often. I have a gsd right now and I'm a bit big for her.
In the past, sheep, goats, cows, alpaca,

>>685776218
Fucking angles, are you blind?

I have to pay the light bill

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>>685776601
so no one else would pay it if you died ?

>>685776251
why is everyone so hyped over that game ?

>>685775415


WTF? because i need to find the episode of this GirlsDoPorn? NAME SOURCE? THEN I CAN DIE NIGGER!

>>685775415
For the love of god sauce!

Its 7am. I haven't slept yet. I've been drowning in dark rum all night, for the past few nights, because I found our my grandfather was diagnosed terminal and didn't tell anyone until his final few weeks.

But I'm not going to kill myself. It hurts, but its a bitter sweet sort of pain. I will lose him, yes. But it will make every memory with him that much more special to me.

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>>685777343
i don't know.
>>685777448
again i don't know.

Happy Monday to you both however.

>>685775415
Because my wife and girlfriend would be sad.

>>685775415
I probably should after the weekend I've had.
Posted this a little earlier in a secrets thread.
Here's a story of how shit my life is.
Be 35 yr old Virgin through various reasons mainly being overweight, socially awkward and having a small dick. After years on here I develop a trap fetish, decide that I'm too embarrassed about my small dick and body too visit a female escort so I'll try a trap escort. At least this way even if my babby cock won't do, at least I can get off from my getting my prostrate rammed, (Every holes a goal even if it's mine getting cooked). As I said socially awkward awkward to fuck so trying to arrange it was a nightmare, eventually find a 10/10 say fuck it and arrange to go round after work. Eventually find her apartment after driving around for ages and go knock on her door all the while sweating like a rapist, she tells me to relax and strip off and lie on the bed, she gets naked and starts to rub my cock outside my underwear, 3 seconds at the most and I've shot my muck. I feel like shit and start to realise I'm potentially going to get bummed and I freak out and leave.

Tldr. paid a trap, albeit a beautiful one good money to basically make me Cum in my boxers.

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>>685775415

Can't masturbate when I'm dead

>>685775415
nigger

>>685777566


OMG. Now I cant die. Thanks alot. I must find the sauce of this tanned ass!

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>>685776251
Oh man right there with you. Had a really good time with it in the closed and open betas.

Because I finally broke my 2.5 year dry spell over the weekend and I'm seeing her again tomorrow. Plus, my career is looking up.

>>685775415
you cant kill whats dead inside

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>>685777652
good job on obtaining both at the same time.

>>685777974
or you can just enjoy the webm.
what makes finding the sauce so important ?

>>685778172
Autists need the sauce to live, much like the memes.

I probably would if it weren't for the fact that I'd pass on my depression to others

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Have to help parents with yardwork. Not going to be a bitchfaggot and just leave them.
Maybe next week

>>685777259
Anyone have source to this?

>>685777732

At least it wasn't with a girl your trying t fuck or a gril you actually like, it was just an escort so who cares?

Learn and live on man

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>>685778309
i see. so blame autism.

>>685775415
Because I'm not a fucking coward.

>>685778513
You're right but it would be nice to have had some actual sex but then again I could be on here complaining that I got fucked off a shemale and caught aids or something. Every cloud.

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>>685778172
Totally uncalled for good luck. 70% disabled vet. Wife meets new girl at work, they hit it off. I say she is cute enough to finally try out that lesbeian side, she takes it seriously. A year now in a poly relationship.

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>>685778793
congrats man
>>685778694
congrats on your bravery.

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>>685778513
Can't really blame me for going off early. Pic related.

>>685777259
Yeah

>>685775415
Because the way I see life is:
Just because there's no reason to live doesn't mean there's a reason to kill yourself. Might as well enjoy the ride.

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>>685779355
well who needs the lights, if you were gone ?

>>685775415
The only real reason would be because of my gf. She means too much to me and i cant see her hurt

>>685775415
Got a handle of rum and a big booty hoe coming over so there is that

>>685775415
got too much shit to get done

>>685775415
Wow, almost missed your thread today bro.
Im not gonna kill myself today because i say the doggo thread and it made me smile.

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>>685779717
>Just because there's no reason to live doesn't mean there's a reason to kill yourself. Might as well enjoy the ride.
good statement.
>>685779940
glad you have a reason, but a woman shouldn't be your only reason.
>>685780265
like what ?

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>>685780484
>doggo thread a
doggo ?

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Someone told me they actually valued me and was proud to say they knew me.

For the first time in 4 years I'm making a concerted effort to beat this

I'm 48 hours sober and preparing for the hooks

Got a doctor to see in a few days, I just have to hold out

>>685775415
i just want to witness cool shit. however, i have no intention of making anything cool happen.

if i could explore the universe as an immortal disembodied entity i'd be stoked as fuck.

>>685780644
people posting pics of their dogs.

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>>685780988
oh...
knowing 4chan, i'm surprised such a thread didn't turn into a dogs getting rekt thread.

>>685780542
finish taking a dump, take out the laundry, read up on solitary splenic masses, fuck wife, sleep, go a presentation tomorrow, maybe discuss aforementioned splenic masses with senior radiologist.

i try not to think too far in the future.

im going to australia for vacation to visit my gay cuisin. im looking forward to it.

>>685778172
source on this, can never find

>>685779722
holy mother of god please sauce
I NEEED THE FUCKING SAUCE

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>>685781411
what color was ur dump ?

>>685781574
will you be having gay sex with him ?

>>685781692
can't help you bro.

>>685781874
g'luck finding it.

>>685779722
Need the sauce

>>685781987
>>685781411

dark brown with about 3 tiny specks of yellow.

>>685775955
Sauce on that webm?

>>685775415
Because I think the cute admin girl at my work might be into me. I have to break her heart before I die

Literally has sauce in the WEBM
Still screams
>OMFG SAUCE111!!1

Summer here already?

I actually will.
I'm in Home Depot trying to decide on clean...rope and noose method..our linoleum knife bloody gusto.
My whole family is running around town trying to find me and i don't want them to hurt anymore.
I just want to jack off and hang myself as i cum

To bang hot chicks out there

>>685782542
evilangel makes a lot of videos

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>>685782289
what do you think caused the yellow ?

>>685782842
It takes seconds to reverse it and find links stop being a lazy cunt

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>>685782677
don't kill yourself bro.
goto the gym and fuck a prostitute instead.

>>685782974
the theory i'm sticking with is undigested pringles.

I have work in like an hour or two

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>>685783088
oh yeah, pringles might do that.
sure it wasn't corn tho ?

>>685782983
well guess what, reverse search only got me this original filename that led me nowhere

>asian asa akira london keysfucking girls 7 -1.webm

>>685783502
haven't had any corn in awhile.

Simple, I am happy with who I am.

Most sadness comes from not accepting yourself and your true nature, after that, there isn't much to be miserable about.

I carved out my little life which allows me to indulge in my hobbies (film, gym, lit, music and games), so everything being said, that is all I really need, I don't dream of being a rockstar nor trying to change the world, ultimately you are of no importance in the grand scheme of things so you might as well enjoy yourself while you are there.

So I didn't kill myself, because I don't see the reason for it

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>>685783876
:-)

>>685783644
I've already narrowed it down just from your bitching.

Sort yourself out lad

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>>685784270
g'luck!

>>685775415
Because I'll have sex with a fat girl in two days

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>>685784798
fat girls deserve death, not sex.
do not put your dick in overweight people.

if dubs will do it on livestream

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>>685785043
no dubs
so don't do it.
see you tommorrow.
live a good life today.

I really want to but it would devastate everyone close to me

However it pleases me knowing that its always an option if things get worse

Because my hot friend just turned 18 so now I can fuck the shit out of her legally

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>>685786030
live on then.

>>685786326
<high-five> devastate that pussy man!

>>685775415
Too tired and hungover right now

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>>685786699
was a good night last night ?

>>685786808
Well I didn't really do much, basically just posting on /b/ absolutely shitfaced. As pathetic as it sounds, it was fun

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>>685787047
hey,
if it's what you wanted to do, then sounds good. all that matters is that you are/were content.

>>685775415
sauce anyone?

>>685787285
Nowww innn

>>685787766
no,faggot.

>>685778784
Fucking a trap isn't sex. That's fucking. Sounds like you've got it rough though. Better luck next time.

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>>685788260
agree.
Trap is not Sex.
Get natural pussy bro.

Because i have very good Friends, a close Family, i Love My work and i Love to Party and the feeling When you smoked good weed

>>685775415
>
GDP E205. Thank me by wacking one off. I cant cause im at work

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>>685788730
>>685788730
>Because i have very good Friends, a close Family, i Love My work and i Love to Party and the feeling When you smoked good weed

:-) These are all very good reasons.

>>685778095
Logan?

>>685775415
Because I haven't given up yet, nor do I expect to anytime soon.

>>685775415
i live to KILL YOU OP

>business is going good
>I'm fit
>laid in the sun yesterday so I've got my fix of vitamin D
>fucked my gf all weekend

Only bad thing about my weekend was that I got a bit of blood on my dick from my gf's asshole

Because I'm afraid how my parents would react

>>685775955
who is this??

>>685775955
sauce?

>>685775955
sauce pls

>>685775955
SAUCE?????

>>685776470
What faggot fucks an alpaca?
Have some standards man.

I like to eat out girls pussies. It's what I live for.