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OP is a faggot
tits
Hi~
>>685730031
sup negro
>>685730031
Hello.
I'm cold
>>685730110
>>685730165
How ya guys doin?
>>685730347
ok i suppose. have this odd craving for something I dont know.
>>685730347
Bored and horny.
>>685730479
I know what you mean.
>>685730581
Same here.
>>685730748
Forgot pic
I need to get laid...
>>685730748
i really want pretzels
>>685731005
That does sound good.
>>685731005
Get soft pretzels.
>>685731434
particularly the crunchy little ones
>>685731459
its hard to find a good soft pretzel. auntie anns is pretty decent tasting but they have sent me to the ER twice with severe food poisoning.
>>685731751
That's what I miss about the east coast, lot's of soft pretzels out by Philly.
>>685732398
ugh its a pretzel struggle here
>>685732557
Open a soft pretzel stand there.
>>685730989
Then get laid.
>>685732653
i know nothing about making them!!!
plus i want to eat them not make them for gross people to eat
>>685732843
With that statement, we all know that you have no friends.
>>685733068
i dont get it
im not offended. i just dont get it.
GTFTS
You have some really nice penetration pics?
What happened to the scat guy
>>685734206
weak willed
I wish I had some macaroni salad
im sorry to sleepy to select hope its a
>>685735188
dude yes
>>685728709
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
Jump to the left, turn to the right
Any femme faggots that want to trade pics? Pic related.
Kik : BDZ13
>>685738318
soup
>>685738220
lol
No
>>685738402
Fapped.
>>685738959
Hunnibuns!.
>>685739160
HOI!!!
>>685739252
Homo!!!
>>685739252
spicy
>>685739312
soup?
>>685739312
Gib cuddles.
>>685740138
Hey League.
>>685740456
Hey, how's it going?
>>685739359
R&C
Full collecting
Easy
And max gearing
Almost done to platinum trophy brev
>>685739654
After humps!!!
>>685740732
noice!!!!
>>685740673
Good, playing D3 now.
>>685740732
Cuddles!
>>685741231
That's one game I regret buying for full price.
>>685741038
And now Tuna sandwich!! I haven't had one in a while. So good.
>>685741231
In person I can
>>685741231
eh, I personally didn't like it. I played the beta and it wasn't really fun for me.
What crazy comedian am I watching tonight Snarf?
Or have I watched them all
Or movie
>>685743303
Watch bo burnham
>>685743303
watch Airplane
>>685742089
Yeah, but RoS makes it fun.
>>685742502
CUDDLES!
>>685742657
It was crap at first, but RoS makes it better. Though, if you didn't like the beta, you just don't like it.
>>685743303
Watch Robert Kelly's special.
>>685743551
Only took years.
I rather have the game be good from the start, not having to pay for an expansion.
>>685743551
alright, most top down games aren't my deal anyway. Only game like that I played I enjoyed really was torchlight 2.
oh and digimon world 4
>>685743724
Yeah, I waited until the expac went down to $20.
>>685743802
To be fair, ARPGs aren't the best genre out there.
>>685743724
Know dat feel
Borderlands 2
Got everything but skins
Max pre-order
They do it again on ps4 but get everything in one
Fucking pissed
But the preoder pack is pre order only
Only benefit
Not much
Pal makes character with me
Boom
Auto preoder gear package
They go play on own
Easy gets
>>685744789
Homo!!!
I'm a shitty person~
This guy is awesome
>>685744789
yea, but I can't say my taste in games is good. I enjoy league of legends after all.
Nyaaaaaaaaaaa~
Fuck my butt. :3
>>685745308
I shall do no such thing
>>685745308
>>685745408
Fucking communist.
>>685745418
:3
>>685745408
Fuck MY butt!
>>685744993
Yeah, he is.
>>685745666
How does in a week sound?
>>685745662
Comrade
>>685745802
Sure, you'll do him, but not me? I see how it is.
>>685745802
How about 5 days?
>>685745909
Probably because I'm his boyfriend
>>685745981
Sounds good to me
>>685745981
Not a good enough reason to turn me down.
hey gfurs
what is the sexiest underwear cut on a guy?
>>685746216
yes it is, sorry I don't share.
>>685746376
One that cradles the package nicely and really shows off the bulge
>>685746376
B-I-K-I-N-I <3
>>685746462
Fine then, someone else can give me love.
Night everyone, sleep well.
>>685746462
not a fan of boxers then?
Yeah I guess they aren't very flattering
boxers are nice aesthetically because they only really show off the goods when erect
soft cock is nice to look at in panties though
>>685747061
Thongs are nice too.
>>685747203
they're ok, not my thing
>>685747061
I live for cute, so I love to wear panties.
Shimapan, specifically. All the panties I have are different color combos of shimapan.
>>685747203
Disgusting.
>>685747435
Anime as fuck bruv
Thongs are terrible
>>685747594
You know it.
cyka blyat idi nahui
>>685747636
Someone gets it.
>>685747636
I've never worn one but I feel like the inconvenience of digging it out of your ass would be really unpleasant
>>685747767
remove slav
>>685747435
>shimapan
I usually find it's hard to keep my junk in panties though...
>be hetero male, who can pass when trapping.
>basically just asking for clothing opinions
>because tfw no gf
>>685747834
.
>>685747983
Women are inferior to femboys.
and just adjust yourself when the inevitable stiffy comes.
>>685747834
I only wear underwear that feels comfortable.
>>685747983
>be hetero male
the hell you are
learn to tuck or buy a bigger size, medium panties work fine for me under any non-erect conditions
>>685748169
fucking black ops reference for real
>>685748189
panties are actually comfortable imo
>>685748215
>the hell you are
Hey, I wear skirts sometimes and I am the most hetero
>>685748360
I was referring to my dislike of thongs. I have no preferences either way regarding panties.
>>685748215
kek, just some dude who likes women and traps
gfur boys are fem enough for me, so I lurk these threads all the time
>>685748360
It was an inside joke with my friends for a long time so yeah. And to your other words, I agree. I wear panties 24/7.
Pic related: my collection.
>>685748541
You're literally not hetero though. You're what I call 4chansexual which is gay but definitely into traps at the very least.
You wear skirts but not panties with them?
>>685748606
See above.
>>685748662
throw some variety in there
>>685748775
Of more colors of shimapan? I'd love to, if they weren't so hard to find! :3
>>685748775
I'm turbohetero
>You wear skirts but not panties with them?
Usually. I'm very casual with my crossdressing
>>685748662
plenty of variety/10
>>685749055
heh, I like going all out.
My favorite part is going to anime conventions in full trap mode. Once a 10 year old boy asked to take my picture and told his mom I was really pretty. Made my day
>>685749005
No I mean other types of panties
I mean look at that picture you posted that is not shimapan clearly
branch out
>>685749055
Fair enough.
>>685749223
So what's up? Anything new and exciting?
>>685749200
You should dress up as Shimakaze next time.
<----
I ordered this cosplay the other day.
Gonna be some fun crossdressing.
>>685749200
I'm glad you think so x3
>>685749223
No thanks ^w^
>>685745717
I want to see if it's true about baby faces.
>>685746296
I forgot to delete his post :p
> undies post
'Nothing at all' is de best feel brev
>>685749005
J-list has an update on em when I last checked. :p
>>685749372
No, god forbid anything about my life be exciting. Well, I have a new hat. That's nice.
>>685749437
The "Shimapan is Justice" ones are super cute, but I don't know how big 3L would be in American sizes. I wear a 6/M normally.
>>685749372
>Shimakaze
it's a goal I need to work towards
>>685749518
I wish I had a new hat. All I have is severe weather warnings.
>>685749736
Anyone who spots you out might appreciate it, given the whole trap-shimakaze movement.
Thank you, mysterious marathon man
>>685749592
M/L
If it says male fan wears
Boom
Read some of the details
>google shimakaze
>fucking boatslut bullshit
ew no
>>685749819
together with my aviators and my gun I can pretend to be a fallout character in my bedroom
I'm increasingly getting the urge to travel across the country as a drifter with a guitar
>>685749856
It suggests a waist of 34-40 inches...they might be a little loose on me.
That's literally the worst thing about shopping for clothes online, you can't try on stuff to be certain whether it'll fit you or not.
>>685750026
>ew no
There's a big trap-shimakaze thing ever since a guy dressed as her won a minor marathon and got semi famous
It's pretty great
>>685750026
Can you even play guitar?
>>685750192
>a minor marathon
who the fuck was running a marathon in drag
and yes, I'm no slash but I've been playing intermittently since I was 10 and it's nice to have some accompaniment to the singing I can't stop doing
>>685750407
isn't there a marathon in san francisco where every runs in drag?
>>685750463
dude you could tell me anything about san fran and if it was gay I'd believe it in a heartbeat
>>685750407
You should make a band with freklz then
>>685750808
we've discussed it before but I'm super lazy and don't have anything decent to record with, I do have a handful of songs written but they're very much "dude with a guitar" songs and that's not the sort of music avery's into
wouldn't know how to begin writing a song that another human being was playing on
>>685749200
I want to be a pretty boy or a cute femboy but i dont know how to start. Im 18 and im not muscular or fat but im not skinny and i dont have any girlclothes
I have a gf, how can i ask her in the most normal way possible?
>>685751050
eat less, do more cardio, get some girly clothes
it's really not very complicated
>asking your girlfriend about it
I wouldn't
test
>>685751038
Well that was mostly a joke but it's interesting you'd talked about it
There's a pair of guys who do "dude with a guitar" songs each Monday at work. Of the 7 bands they play on a regular basis, they are the only ones I really like.
>>685751241
we are both extraordinarily passionate about music while simultaneously being disproportionately dysfunctional, it's not really the greatest mechanism for getting anything done as you can imagine
It's among my favorite genres, I grew up on shit like bright eyes (ironically, a lot of what I write leans towards country even though he's the closest I get to actually listening to it) but really I just make that sort of thing since I don't have the requisite talents to do anything else
>>685751212
C O N G R A D U L A T I O N S !
You are no longer banned.
>>685751588
>banned
not what I was testing for
Well, I think it's time to have an orgasm, then curl up into a cute little ball and sleep.
