She knows the lyrics to rap music

Her name is Courtney

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She has a tattoo

> "I like horses."

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His penis isn't at least 7 inches long

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>>685653423
She doesn't make decisions based on my racial insecurities

>>685653523
100% true, all Courtney's are dumb whores

>>685653423
She has a dick bigger that yours

>>685653523
>Courtney
Destined to be a stripper

>drug habit

>>685653480
this.

>>685653423
>>685653996
So much this

she would NEVER go out sans makeup

Her ex is in prison for dealing drugs

she doesn't like oral sex (giving and/or receiving)

>>685653523
Or Adriana

she sends nude selfies to her dad

> her ex's are dealers
> makes friends too easily, especially with guys
> she hates discussing her past, especially relationships and avoids it at all costs

she's missing a leg

>she doesn't appreciate my tiny, thin 4 inch cock and would prefer someone with a bigger one because it "feels better"

>>685655253
How is that a red flag, faggot?

>>685653423
Gives ultimatums

She is rude to the server when you go out to eat

>>685655872
So much this

>>685655872
good one

>>685655322
10/10

Went to comic con

She's a bartender or cocktail waitress

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>>685655442
>likes to get cucked by the dad

>>685656858
This is the opposite of a red flag. It means all of her male friends are pathetic and I can actually dominate them with simple eye contact.

Has a tattoo on her ass

>>685657028
You like to dominate men. How much leather do you own?

When she tells you about her "party" days.

>>685656964
That's my jam, fag. Don't judge

>>685657028
You couldn't, the nerds would gang up and shank you

>>685657028
Right. In reality having all guy friends means she isn't a likable person. The only people that hang out with her are hoping she will fuck aka all dudes

>>685657028
lol

>>685655306
fucking hell man. you couldnt be more right about my ex

When she is from a weird religion

>>685657711
who said all of her friends are male? Just because a girl goes to a comic con doesn't mean that she doesn't have female friends who go with her.

>>685657832
Like a cargo cult?

doesn't masturbate

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She doesn't go to Church and she denies that Jesus died for her sins.

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<- this bullshit

>>685658272
women who post that shit are COMPLETELY incapable of holding themselves accountable for their behavior

>>685658163
Yeah, or when she tells you that she is only going to be with you if you convert

>>685658272
topkek.

>>685658618
Where do you live that girls do that?

ITT: Stereotypes and logical fallacies.

Two things sharing on thing in common, do not mean they share all things in common.

Stop being moronic children.

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>>685658272
goes with this

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>>685659101
>doesn't understand the definition of red flag

>>685658946
Never happened to me, but to a few friends, US, it happened with a jehova witness or however you spell it

She smokes weed

>>685659607
She vapes

Didn't went to prom

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>>685653423
>she doesn't buy my mixtape

buy my mixtape below plox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4

>>685659519
do you even know what a cargo cult is?

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>>685658534
>>implying any woman is capable of holding themselves accountable for their behavior

>>685653423
>she has social media
>she has guy friends
>shes not in school
>shes never had a job
>she has tattoos
>she has really long/short hair
>she wears makeup

>>685659919
What is a mix tape? Is that some type of multipurpose adhesive?

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>>685659795
>Didn't went to prom

If she types like you

>>685653897
Tfw tattoos are my fetish

>>685659958
98% of the female population is now a redflag

>>685659930
I didn't wanted to admit my ignorance :(
can you explain

>>685660288
porn guy.

Protip: buy condoms.

>>685660373
must suck not being immune to STD's faggot.

So I was watching the GOT leak with my fiancee, and her reactions to every scene were cringeworthy.
>Wow, I love Sansa so much this season, she has really become strong and smart!
>Oh, I feel so bad for Dany, she wants Jorah to stay :'(
> Melisandre is the best character! ( although she hated her with a passion, but loves her now for saving Jon)
>Who is the new red woman? lol shes funny mocking varys
>Cried hysterically over the "Hold the door" scene


Any red flags?

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>>685660342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlvMAS_20K4

>>685660267
Srry English is not my language
Didn't go??? I don't really know

>>685660585
Didn't go would have been a lot better.

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>>685654861
I know that feel

>>685659519
I fucking hate Jehova's Witnesses. Fucking crypto-nazis

>>685660746
Thx anon, you always learn something new everyday

>>685660267
Heh

A few months into the relationship, she casually mentions she "has a feminist side"

her profile pic is of her drinking from a coffee mug with some smug comment on it

>>685653996
Can you please elaborate?

My ex liked horses and had a horse tattoo. Im trying to see the similarities here.

>>685653480
You nigga. But true.

>>685653897
Tattoos are not warnings, just a red herring.

>>likes black boiz swagg,
>>listens to shitty radio rap and lives in the suburbs.
>>says i love you to everyone
>>not like the rest of the girls
>>flirts be doesnt think its a big deal

>>685654026
Agree with the hook nose, knowing I'm slightly bigger than most of the guys out there makes me feels better that even if she did cheat, it probably won't feel as good

>>685660853
My girlfriend is actually a JW, and I'm not from any religion, we have never had any problems, she is also the girl with the biggest heart I ever met, god I'm in love

Have dated a black man

>>685661066
Horse chicks are known for being crazy

>>685661692
Why??? What kind of crazy??

>>685653423
>shes doesnt have a penis
if she doesnt have a cock, fuck her, but dont engage in a relationship
for some reason when they have a vagina, they are mental

>>685661811
Usually really loud and from the ones I've seen are normal at first then go crazy

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She catches you doing this, accuses you of cheating and starts an argument over it

>>685662110
Am I to fucked up for liking crazy girls?? Like seriously it's an instant turn on for me

>>685662320
No everybody loves them

>>685661488
Sounds like a good deal. Not many girls with big hearts these days. Godspeed anon.

>>685653996
>>685661066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBKA42E3yKc
This guy explains women with horses

>>685662320
Crazy chix can be fun and zany in the short term, but in the long term they'll bring drama into your life. You don't want that, mate.

>>685662110
Yup this guy was going out with a girl who likes horses and ride them

they had an argument so she comes to mine to "get some space" I don't even know her well only her bf

Lol she came around drunk and gave me a hand job and asked me to come all over her face

Then she went home to her "babe"

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Has a Monroe piercing

>>685662530
Thanks anon

>>685662721
Drama in my life seems more interesting than my current state, my life needs some flavor

>>685662803
I hate you

>>685663368
You think that now, but you'll regret it. I just started some shit in my friend group cause I was bored, now I am a pariah

>>685662219
Fucking kek

Story?

Hair is dyed in unnatural, flash colors like pink or green or blue.

Tells you on the first date she doesn't do anything in bed without a condom

>>685660526
holy fuck this woman is based as fuck!

>>685659958
>she has guy friends
could you be any more insecure you faggot

Divorced by the age of 21

>>685653423
lemme list my recent exes red flags:
She is currently 20 (not a red flag, but a setup)
-She did heavy drugs at the age of 14-15,
suffered a heart attack from it
-Had an abortion at 17
-Has slept with literally hundreds of men
-Has had 3 actual boyfriends,
and has moved in with ALL of them,
within a month of the relationship
-Her relationships never lasted more than 6 months
-Is a VERY dominant woman

No wonder we broke up after 3 months

Feel free to one-up me

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>>685663987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8tToFv-bA

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>>685653996
>>685661066
>>685662598
oh ok
you there's a severe difference between liking horses and OWNING horses
most women like horses
a lot of men like horses too, they look pretty badass sometimes

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>>685664108
You just red flagged yourself to all future girlfriends

She says "nauseous" when she should say "nauseated", then argues about it when you correct her.

Dumped that one the next day.

>>685664319
FUCKING LOL

>>685658239
/thread

>>685664194
i will do my duty to spread this based woman's videos

>>685664319
>implying that every girl has ALL those flags
not even close

Also, if she gets drunk all the time that's a big one. 99% of those drunks are always sleeping around because "it's the alcohol not them"

My ex was pretty much an alcoholic like me and I thought it was great because we'd both do stuff while drinking together. However, I later found out she slept around or ended up making up with other guys when she got drunk with her whore and lesbian friends and I wasn't around. She blamed the alcohol for everything.

I'm a fucking drunk and not once have I ever cheated on any gf, got in a fight that I started or be annoying.

Females just have no concept of loyalty for the most part.

>>685664337
I never correct my girlfriends grammar nor spelling, I love her to much to make her feel bad

>>685653423
>all of her friends are guys

Shit OP. This is so fucking true.

>>685654026
Tits or gtfo

>>685653423
op learn the game
ask her "are any of them cute?"
if she says yes, get serious, offended
if she says no, you figured that

if she a nigga dump her and u dump her fast

>>685658946
Utah.

When she has an expensive purse.

>>685664704

>I love her to much
>to

I don't think she has anything to fear anyway.

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>>685653423
>piercings other than ears
>tattoos
>alot of guy friends
>colored/dyed hair
>fake tan
>shit tone of eye makeup
>20+ rings and bracelets
>has to be "friends" with everyone
>has to have every like her
>has any sort of ear gages
>drug user/dealer "ex"
>fucks niggers
>idolized any kardashian/reality tv slut
>has a misspelled name "Kailya" kinda shit

theirs more iv experienced but getting board typing

>>685658239
b8?

>>685664583
Brace yourself. Unlike women, men have no ingrained own group preference. We view each other as competitors in the mating game.

Boys are taught from childhood to shame other boys who express consideration for putting the interests of men ahead of the interests of women. Most of the resistance you'll receive will come from men telling you to stop whining and man up.

>Has problems with daddy

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>>685664108
how do you even BEGIN to start to get interested in a girl like that?

>>685658272
I'm a guy and I agree with this. She likes my best? She copes with my worst.

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>smokes weed
>is a gamer girl
>likes anime
>wears chokers
>is a leftist
>has been sexually harrassed
>is a vegan
>has her hair dyed in unnatural colours
>considers herself a feminist
>is very rude to people she doesn't like
>doesn't have a higher education
>goes out partying every weekend
>isn't responsible with money

I don't think I have such high standards, but it's almost impossible to meet a good woman these days. I'm sure it's partly my fault for moving in the wrong circles.

>tfw dated the perfect girl a couple years ago
>tfw she moved to another city for a great job
>tfw will never find anyone like her again
>tfw no face

>posts way too much pictures of herself on social media
>like 65 pictures of that one time she went to the zoo; only a dozen or so were of the actual animals, most of the rest are selfies

>>685665087
Lol, so, that was the auto correct

>>685665280

Fuck you and your opinion, homo.

The only resistance I'll receive will come from your wife's asshole getting stretched by my monster dong.

>>685653423
>she has a penis

>vegan and fat

>>685665448
>is a vegan
Jesus christ so much this. Being vegan implies she will be much more bitchy about things than the usual woman to begin with.

>>685664704
You can never improve without a challenge. If you allow yourself to be with someone beneath you then you will both stagnate.

>>685665596
>she doesn't has a penis

>>685665204
No. I'm an atheist and I go to church. Most of the men who attend my church are the leaders of my city. Lawyers. Judges. City Council members.

Not only is it a great place to network, its also a great place to find women who have a moral character. One of these days you're going to grow up and realize that the true purpose of the Bible is to control women's sexuality. A woman will be far less likely to be unfaithful if she believes doing so will cause her to burn for eternity.

>I'm not the only Atheist male in my church.

>she escaped the cellar

>>685657043
Ye

http://www.strawpoll.me/7103924
http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089

>>685655322
that's gold
then she can't even run away
no one legged bitches be cheatin on nobody

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>>685665654
Do you know how to spot the vegan in a crowd?

You don't have to. She'll announce it even before anyone asks.

I also love meat, which would make a relationship with a vegan impossible.

>>685653480
this so much

>>685665448
>>is a leftist
This is really the only point that you needed to make. All the other things a symptoms of this problem.

Always out with her friends.

>>685657043
she has a tattoo around her anus

>when you are not with her, she does not read your messages for hours after you send them, and often doesn't reply

>When you are with her, she picks up her phone at every notification sound and responds immediately

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>>685665970
Fair enough.

>>685665448
Fine w/ 1st 8

>>685666057
>tattoo around her anus

If it said "come in here", /b/ would all over that in a heartbeat.

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>>685665726

>>685665726

But that's just stupid, as Islam is by far the best religion when it comes to keeping bitches in line.. plus there's no chance of birth defects brought on by her having ''JusTt OnEe oMg ChiLl xP'' wine with her gurlfriends every weekend.

Yeah.

That actually happened in real life to a buddy of mine.
He divorced her.

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>>685653423
Does not have a good relationship with her father / grew up without a father.

Is a MUSLIM

Is not employed and is happy about not working

Does not take care of her body

Does not take care of her possessions and home

Is always on her phone checking FaceBook or whatever when she is "speaking with you"

Does not like animals

Is a feminists/SJW/BlackLivesMatter/Uhuru Activist

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>>685666234
>then gets mad when you thinks shes cheating on you.

>>685665280
ill create group prefrence with them, it will be a misandry group i will recruit everyman and redpill them those who reject the redpill well be shamed and called a fem faggot shitty nigger.

>>685666234
So much this

>>685654133
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 10/10

>>685666234
I fucking hate this shit

>>685666426
Totally agree

>>685661066
My aunt is a horse chick and she kicked my uncle in the nuts at a family get together in front of everyone. She's been widowed twice. Coincidence? Prob not. Bitch is so nutty I can't make extended eye contact with her.

>>685666466

How's that cuckcage treating your microdick, cumslurper?

>>685654026
Lulz , don;t even try and compete with NICE asian women,

Your day is over white woman , only niggers want you now.

>>685666421
Being in a position to develop personal relationships with rich, powerful men is stupid? That's the best reason I've ever heard for going to church.

>>685666321
So you're into 12 year-olds?

Not that there's much wrong with that. This is /b/, after all.

Tanktops

>>685654503
Sounds hot as fuck.

>>685666234
She doesn't respond immediately because she doesn't want to look too desesperate

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>>685666753
The problem with Asian women is that if you get them pregnant, you'll be ashamed of your manlet son.

>>685666234
She's cheating on you, guaranteed.

>>685665087
Kek

>>685666822
wut

She doesn't exist

>>685667004
it's been 6 months now

>>685655872
YES , women that are horrible to people that they believe to be "beneath" them are fucking horrible cunts.

*I also think lowly of other men that do this.