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Becoming stripper. I need suggestions for stage names. Please
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Becoming stripper. I need suggestions for stage names. Please thank you.
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>>685527257
chin chin double
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I heard that this is one method:
Your dog's name + your mom's maiden name
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Mama tits
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>>685527257
Show tits, you know the rules
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>>685527257
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>>685527257
I wanna put a dime in your bellybutton
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>>685527257
90 proof
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DoubleChinRin
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Tits. Show. Please.
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>>685527257
Double Chin Swing
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>>685527257
Sai Phillis
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show boobies
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>>685527605
This!
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>>685527257
Sum Ting Wong
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Chin chin
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No tits or ass????
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>>685527257
Spread ass slut
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>>685527409
Nah, the name of your first dog and your childhood street name
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>>685527409
>Phil Dennis
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>>685527689
>>685527605

Same fag
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Horny bunny
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Rhys pronounced like Reese's peanut butter cups, she's my favourite dancer where my wife works.

Faye, or another fantasy name can be nice. Also girl next door names are good.
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How do you fold towels OP?
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Bella "I eat too much" Mcgroob
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>>685527257
Ugliest whore I've ever seen in my life
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Hooters McSnatch
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ChinnyChinnyBangBang?
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>>685527257

Mathilda or some other old person's name like Gertrude or Minerva.
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Take your bra off, cunt. Or ya know.. Get the fuck out
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Average Hoe
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Maybe there is a clever name on a paper in that garbage you are too fucking lazy to take out.
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>>685527930
a bit long for a stage name
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>>685527774
Karl Rove

>first pet was named Karl
>street name: Rove Dr
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2 Chinz
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>>685527913
LMAO

Btw, Tits or GTFO OP
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Free Willy
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>>685527257
Porkee
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>>685527257
>triple chin
>bell button peircing
>>>/trash/
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>>685528169
Ruby Lauren
>first pet was named Ruby
>street name: Edouard lauren
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>>685528188
Kekd
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Tits or gtfo.
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Titts or GTFO
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>>685528421
that works
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Actually you have a decent body. I would pay to see you naked in front of me. As for name, I dunno.
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>>685528054
Still works
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Tubbs
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Tits out or kill yourself
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>>685527409
That's just a social engineering thing used to mine your email's security question.
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White bread
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>>685527257
Giant Faggot
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If you have a problem showing your tits here then you might want to rethink the whole getting naked for money thing.
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>>685527257
Danny DeVito
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>>685527257
tits or gtfo
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hopefully you respond quicker to your strip club clients than you do to your replying posters here.
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Ima ol'hefer
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unleash the twins or pour gasoline on yourself and leap to your death from a balcony
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yo slut
show us your tits and pussy
im not giving you more ideas without this
quit being such a cheap cunt and show the goods youll be showing lots of others everyday
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>>685528694
this. she is so slow too.
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>>685528625
Seriously? Fucking clever. Very clever. Nice.
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>>685527257
Flappy Fats
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Name of this random vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FT8FOWVCXI
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>>685527257
post tits, spread pussy. You know how it goes.
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flabella
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Prudey McBooty
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OP sux
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>>685527257
Show your tits on cam at

> femanon
> cams
> com

use the puffin browser if you are on a phone
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Vicky Vicious
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unleash them cans you twin spin
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moar http://link.dabebook.com/3
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>>685529187
seconded, unless we see some tits... bitch you gonna strip, you better get used to guys workin' they cranks over you
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>>685527257
Aye bitch tits or gtfo
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Forchanna B
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just post your tits already op. you wouldn't last a second working if you can't even do this.
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Femme Anon
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404 this ho
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Doing God's work OP. Serendipity. Alternatively, Holly Grillz.
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titty titty bang bang
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Why do no OPs deliver anymore? Fuck it wasn't like this 5 years ago.
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>>685527257
I have to agree with the others. How are you going to be a stripper and not at least show your breasts?
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Your tits might help us with a name unique to you
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you'll go broke bitch
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>>685529681
like no shit bro if you gonna be a stripper you gotta start somewhere shit
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Stupid bitch probably can't find her thread after creating it
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>>685527257
AttentionwhoreJuliet
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>>685528037
Best comment here
No recognition
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>>685527257


unless you've got some latent gymnastics skills you acquired when you were in middle school you can tap into, you're going to end up making close to nothing a night. you have a generic body, i don't even know what your tits look like and how gravity is gonna sway them. how's your ass?
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Guys I don't think there is an OP. I think someone nabbed this from /soc/ and is rusing us.
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Take off your pants and show us yor tits and ass
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She's probably off having a breakdown over her daddy problems
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>>685527774
Peachy Horseshoe
hahahaha
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Grizzly Adams
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>>685530547
Hope not. I wanted to see tiddys.
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>>685530699
Same. She has a pretty rockin' body.
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>>685530992
Yeah she looks at least moderately porkable. The chin thing is just from how she's holding the camera. Well mostly.
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I'm out. These millennials are the worst shitposters ever. No 80s kid would have left a thread hanging like this as we have a shred of social duty. Later fags.
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>>685527257
>be stripper
>make thread on /b/
>not showing tits

If you're going to be a stripper the first thing you need to know is TITS OR GTFO
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>>685527257
Babe E. Phat
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>>685527257
Donald frump
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Favorite drink + worst fear.
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>>685527257
> Dual boot
> Double bubble
> Double time
> Double T
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>>685531820
Old fashioned death?
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>>685531820
My stripper name would be Whiskey Death. That is fucking badass.
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>>685527257

Get naked on cam, ask for names, else you are not a stripper.

> femanon
> cams
> com
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>>685527257


add my snapchat : firetruck41
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>>685532031
I don't know if I want Whiskey Death grinding on my junk, man. Maybe I do.
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>>685531820
Jameson's Planecrash
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>>685531820
>juice burning
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>>685532140
where u live?
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>>685532355
canada, GTA
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I need to examine your breasts. Please take off your bra.
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>>685532533
Yes! Please take it off. For research purpouses.
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4e6967676572732061726520746f20736f63696574792077686174206372696d6520697320746f2070656163652e20
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>>685527409
Angus Big Head.

Yeah. That won't work
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Whitney Bathtub
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frɒm ðə bɪˈgɪnɪŋ ɒv ˌsɪvɪlaɪˈzeɪʃən tuː ðə ˈprɛznt deɪ, ˈnɪgəz ɑː pəˈluːtɪŋ səˈsaɪəti, ˈvɪʃɪeɪtɪŋ ðə pəˈfɛkʃən ɒv mænˈkaɪnd.
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>>685528188
tru tru
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>>685527257
Abu hajaar
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>>685532941
Works if your a dude
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>>685527257
The walking whale
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>tfw I'm glad I stayed in school and don't have to shake my dick around for money
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"Dat Gril"
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>>685527257
Fatty mcfat cakes
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Fake timestamp, and if its real write nicklas above your tits, also your name should be ms double chin
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>>685527257
Bubba Eatmore McFats
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Candy Cornhole
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Ferris Cooter
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Fetus pounder
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>>685527257
Just do what every other stripper does and either name yourself after a spice, a type of candy, or Stacy.
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Tits or gtfo
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>>685527257
Cesarean scar
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>>685536134
Virgin detected
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>>685527257
"No Touching"
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>>685527257
Triple chinna
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Tits or gtfo
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Rape Me
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>>685527257
Chin-a trois

Like menage a trois only for chins
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fiona
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>>685527257

How about Fatty-Fatty Fat Fat McFat Ass?
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>>685527257
Wocka Wocka
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>>685527257
Can you give us any clues to your personality so we can give better suggestions to you?
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bumpin lemme think
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>>685538198
second that
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double chan
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virginia rider
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>>685538605
also dubs
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Ebola-chan
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go to google type what is your stripper/pornstar name
do test

profit???
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>>685527257
Have you actually been hired, or is this just wishful thinking? I wouldnt get your hopes up tubby.
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>>685527257
OP, have you had any lover say to you that you're "sweet" in some way?
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Chin chinna
Who got the chins to my Beema
Who am I???
Triple chinna

To the youngfags youtube "Beanie man who am I"
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karen forman.....caring for men
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ignore all fatjokes id bone heavier women than you ur fine thats just what u get from /b/
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>>685539517
they just have really high standards cuz of porn
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>>685539599
double dubs
im on afkin roll
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>>685527257
NoBrainVapidBitchTittyVagOnlyValueLikeAllWomen
NoBVap TVovlaw
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Penelope Pubez!
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>>685527257
Are you a mom?
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>>685531820
>Beer being sent back in time to Victorian England
I don't think that will work
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>>685539996
>Are you a mom?

You can't tell she's not? Honestly? Dear god.
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Monica Milford
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Cherry Poppins
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>>685527257
Yadira
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>>685540689
To be fair I've met young mothers so fucking hot it's incredible
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>>685531820
>Whiskey Eternal Recurrence

Hmm
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OP actually followed the rules, and gtfo hours ago
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Turd Slurp
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>>685527257
What does the winner get?
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>>685527257
Tits or GTFO
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>>685527257
Strippy Mc'Stripface
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>>685541004
since OP is long gone i will never tell her how much i wanted to see them titties and cum on her cute pudge belly
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>>685527257

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>>685541214
upvote
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>>685541199
nice dubdubs checked
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>>685527525
lol that post is a gem
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Sheet rock
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>>685527605
Rolling for this
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>>685527257
Rebecca Rockford
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>>685532140
Your penis looks diseased
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>>685540944

I guess I'm just old. Even with years of recovery, I still can tell if a woman has been pregnant. You can get back in shape and use all the creams you want, but you will never completely erase the damage of having your stomach inflated like a balloon for 3-4 months. She doesn't have any signs of it at all.
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>>685542227

This. I've always called it the "mommy pouch" effect. It's no different than someone that loses a bunch of weight and then has extra skin that won't tighten back up.
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>>685527257
Chinese phonebook
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>>685541329
ITP
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>>685544140
ITT sooo much dubs
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>>685544430
trips=rave
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>>685527257
chocorate #limette
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>>685531820
chocolate milk burning to death

uhhhh
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>>685531820
>Fireball niggers
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>>685544822

Rolls McGee
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Disappointing Debbie
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Chlamydia
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>>685527409
>Rylee-Ann

Holy fuck, its bulletproof.
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>becoming a stripper
>won't even anonymously post tits
what the fuck
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>>685527257
britney gold
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>>685535175
ROFL Rekt.
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>>685527257
>name of your first pet
>street where you grew up
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>>685536250
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>>685546812
Or you could just go with Dick Tater.
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Bulah or dulah. Sprinkles, rainbow sherbet, gooosdown piller. Chicken fart. One of these
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>>685527257
except instead of band name it's stripper name
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>>685527257
Sprinkles
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Saggy tits don't bother becoming a stripper you cow
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>>685527257
How is your ass you could make a strip name based on your ass
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>>685527409
No diggity
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>>685527257

Newfag bait

Tits or gtfo
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>>685547241
idk man, mine is Ralston Claremont, which I always thought was a good name for a film noir character.
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Bertha McSwiggins

fukin sexi
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>>685527257
How bout fatty Mcfat alot
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>>685527257
Then start stripping you fucking whore.
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>>685533377
Speak up now. What?
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Fatty-betty the "quick give up"
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escort is a better job than stripper

you should just skip straight to that
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>>685527257
>Daddy's Disappointment
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