Waifu claiming thread.Claim your waifu and discuss.Obligatory claim.
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Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Best type moon claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwI_4qHpt1o
What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaH_S8wWf0c
>>685522974
Sup! Where have you been all this time?
>>685522992
I understand you fully on that since I do it too, but I read somewhere that it's not something nice you should say that often, you're just stating the obvious most of the time.
>>685523504
kagami claimed!!!
>>685522487
Not tonight you don't.
>>685522792
I don't see how that means I should get much love at all though. Unless somebody's into that.
>>685523102
Engorged.
Lurking in cozy thread
Claiming Yuuki
Rory claimed.
QOTT - Hot n spicy, Cool as a cucumber or somewhere in between?
Claimed.
>>685523607
>>685523553
:o
>>685523639
>I don't even know which pic to use anymore
>>685523723
Cool Cat B)
>>685523604
What the fuck
>>685523607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnAE5go9dI
>>685522792
>Yuuko
A doggo I loved bit my fucking hand and now we're enemies
Do you know anything about sanae? Kinda worried about him.
>>685522665
>Akibro
stitches is pretty garbage, but murky is nice. Hots is definitely worth it as you just jump right into the fun and they give you lots of gold to get your heroes quick
plus there's a starter pack with 3 heroes and a cool mount for like 5 bucks
My favourite part about it though is that you always get to play what you want, no champ select and no teams spamming lanes. New maps keeps the game fresh af. It's so fun.
>>685523102
>Hand-dude
yeah dude it's pretty shit
idk if I told the story before but the internet here is managed by two companies who keep service costs low and prices high because they're protected by the government. if anyone tries to set up an internet service they're shut down. corruption ayy lmao
>>685522695
shit like this is why I want to learn photoshop
>>685523041
>Ellen
Sorry to hear that. Did you buy anything?
>>685523609
i need to watch when i say it....i do mean it everytime i do though!!
>i hope you understand kek
>>685523723
dead as a doornail....
>>685523781
>>685523639
Swollen
>>685523607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcbM9Pm7yOQ
>>685523723
Hot n' spicey
Cucumbers are great though.
>>685523758
>pats
>>685523803
Kek, that's some corrupt ass shit, man.
Britfag Maki Claim
>>685523271
Just fuck my shit up fam
>>685523328
well that's 5/6/7 hrs~ and I'm usually here by 11am GMT
>>685523803
I want to photoshop that shit to make it higher res
GO OUTSIDE
Looks like the mods stole my idea tho but I like it
>>685523660
Sup mang
>>685523723
In between
>>685523781
Don't worry about them homie
>>685523634
You make it sound like you don't enjoy it.
>>685523639
You wouldn't hurt a fly.
You are better than i.
These hands are not clean.
>>685523803
I'm sorry, but i do not know anything about him.
How did you respond to the bite?
>>685523803
Some jeans.
>>685523936
Nice.
>>685521050 (karen)
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im pretty ok, just woke up from a nap a few hours ago
what about you?
>>685524078
no you
Autism the thread. You'll all die alone.
>playing osu! edition
>>685524172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
>>685524078
Hello spike. How you're having a great day.
>>685524172
Not true, i'll be with my waifu.
Tracer claim
>>685523607
Which anime is her from?
>>685523723
If my bowels could handle it, I'd be able to go a bit hot n spicy. But they can't, so I have to go cool. My forays into something in between generally end with me in pain for a good hour.
>>685524078
I constantly go outside though. Even if its for work.
>>685524055
Any time the thread is slow is a comfy thread really
>>685524172
We all die alone in the end, anon
>>685524115
i do 20% of the time...but i can't complain too much, have you ever thought about joining??
>im about to leave anyways!!!
>>685524172
but im never alone!!!
>>685524258
Who is her?
>>685524172
>looks at hand
Well okay, if that's what you think.
>>685524340
>124x120
>>685523723
I liike a bit of everything and varying but I will go with 70 where 0 is cool and 100 is spicy.
>>685523826
I'm awkward etc and have a hard time just thinking what to say, it's always an easy way to say something more kek.
>>685524381
Madoka Magica.
>>685524340
>Thumbnail
Let me take my binoculars.
>>685524381
Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica
>>685524418
shiro from deadman wonderland
>>685524402
Well, GMT afternoons before you americucks get here fills that category, but it's that quiet you gotta bump every time you get to page 9 and there's about 4 posters
>>685524085
How's it going Shinoa?
>>685524381
Yo, what's up? Got the game preordered I assume?
>>685523723
Depends what we're talking about.
>>685523778
Either one is fine.
>>685524033
Inflated.
>>685524115
Trust me I'd kill all non whites, jews, and muslims given the chance.
>>685524516
you talk smoothly for being awkward!
i know what you're sayin though....and i don't know many different ways to say it!!!
>>685524340
Traitor!
>>685524406
I talked to a recruter before i entered college. I didn't think i could get in because of my medical history and he confirmed my suspicions. On the up side i won't be drafted.
What's next after you leave?
>>685524762
See, you are an angle.
>>685524614
She's so cute dude
>>685524637
Holy shit dude, fuck u, this is disgusting
Akiko claimed
>>685523803
Ok I'll install it and practice a bit, we'll make a dank team
>stitches is garbage
Everything I read cried about him bein OP.
Fuck you imma hook bitches. I bet you only played with shitty hookers. Positioning is everything
>>685523607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjLHrhLVwzs
>>685524055
Ayy the dubs make up for it.
>>685524085
That's form of game sharing but we just shared a alternate account and pooled money for co-op games and DLC. They found a counter to that on the PS4 though
All maps need a night version truly.
>Best idol claimed
>>685524762
Mainly food.
>damn I want some chicken
>>685524730
No dude :/
I just played the open beta
>>685524613
Madoka!
>>685524789
You know i'm not really talking, just typing, that changes a lot.
>>685524304
Yep, you'll die with your cartoon that if she was real, she'd fuck black guys, no neets. :)
Ohta claimed.
>>685524762
Flaccid.
>>685524851
I was declared suitable but didn't get conscripted, considering going officer as a plan B after getting my degree.
>>685524851
you can always lie about that lol, unless it's somethin really bad like heart problems, but i don't wanna pry into your medical stuff
im honestly not sure....i have a few things i think!!
>>685524968
true...but you seem to type things fastly!!
Is the anon that posts Galko here today?
I have a gift for him.
>>685524152
The opposite, trying to get to sleep lol.
>>685524115
not like your pic, kek. this doggo betrayed my trust. it was sadness and despair desu
Played with her for like two months and she just rawr'd me when I tried to take something she wasn't supposed to have
so much sadness, reminded me that animals are just animals after all.
>>685524127
Welp, didn't' go home empty handed at least.
Anything else happen in the week?
>>685524033
yeah dude. there's some elections going on nwo though so hopefully shit will get sorted at least a little bit. I'm not following the politics though but my dad says I might need to go vote for our candidate.
That little bit of time spent in america was the most amazing internet i ever experienced tbh
>>685524853
I mean as a concept he's garbage
Like you got all these cool heroes with new mechanics and shit and stitches is basically just a shitty pudge
His hook doesn't hurt and he has no way to follow up if his ult isn't up
Still though, if you talent fishing hook at level 16 you can pull off some plays.
I'll give you my bnet over steam.
TATSUMAKI IF YOU'RE STILL HERE THIS IMAGE IS FOR YOU
TOOK ME SO LONG TO UPLOAD
>>685524258
Osu! drives me insane, like it nontheless.
>>685523504
claimed
what's up
Anime is fucking trash, i hope you all stub your big toe on doorframe
>>685525149
Unless I am in one of those moments where I feel like my brain is fried.
>>685524851
Am I a cute?
>>685524950
Ah, ironically I can't handle food that's more than just a little spicy so somewhere in between to cool I'd say.
>>685525110
Pulsing.
>>685525367
>>685525367
faggot
Have a good night everyone. Gotta talk to the roommates about some work.
Goodnight Ruri.
>hugs tightly
You have a good time, but save some for me, huh?
>>685525240
Oh yeah watered down pudge for sure but that doesn't make the hook less fun and satisfying. He's also a true teamplayer, just reeling in those kills for his team. If he doesn't do damage Ill bet he has good cc or is tanky as fuck
I'll go install it and we can play tomorrow or something
>>685525367
Fuck man we've heard some shit but you're crossing a line here
>>685525367
fucking tell them my nigga ha these fucking weebs like wtf nigga ha!
>>685525384
uhg...yeah, those do suck!!, i just stare at my keyboard trying to think, but nothing happens lol
>>685525505
You watch anime. You're calling me a faggot.
Reassess your meaningless existence
>>685524969
Probably would tbh, i'm not sure of you followed it or just got lucky kek.
But i'm not a neet.
>>685525123
I always enjoyed the idea of war making men out of boys.
I don't know much about this. Do you believe your odds are good that you'll get this position?
>>685525149
Na, they'd find out.
But i'm glad you got the opportunity.
>>685525240
Shame, i have had many pets and experience with animals, but i never have experienced that myself.
It's all in the eyes i say.
Did you bleed?
>>685525240
America does have some nice internet when you're not dealing with Comcast. Hope things improve for you, man.
>>685525320
Not much, man. You?
>>685525423
Enlarged phallus.
>>685525588
Goodnight!
>>685525806
Mugi.
>>685525656
thanks yuuko!! it was fun while it lasted!
>>685525656
I consider the odds good if I end up going, might be optimistic but I always hear about how desperate they are for officers because of huge rates of people joining and leaving immediately after the mandatory time is up.
>>685525617
Like now.
>insert agreement reply
>>685525320
Hey Sinon, what's up?
>>685525240
Not particularly.
I have to go, see you later.
>>685524664
Guessing you wish there were more European posters?
>>685524730
Good homie. About to get some froyo. You?
>>685524935
Ayyyeeee and yes. All maps needs that. Imagine an infection mode
>tfw I will never have an active Madoka poster to dump HomuMad pics
Animal fucking gets me so hard
>>685526137
Eating some papa johns and playing Day of Defeat: Source
>>685526014
y-yes....no!!!
>im confused!!!
>>685526143
>tfw
>>685526143
>tfw no Sayaka poster
>>685525819
You're better at this than I.
>>685525593
Sweeeet
sent the tag over steam, you're on eu, yes?
>>685525656
Yeah dude, lots of blood.
She bit my left hand. Got light scratches on my index and middle finger that bled a little but not too much. The thumb took the big hit though, skin got torn through and bled for a while. Nail was moving around too at first.
good thing blood is yummy lol
You had lots of pets? What kind? Doggos?
>>685525806
moogster
>>685525819
Yeah you and me both lol, still waiting on the lawyer to finish our case for my canada immigration
all that's left now is to hope and wait
>>685526082
Peace.
oh i didnt notice the front page has music. I'm surprised 4chan did a thing
Do you think it's because I've been telling you assholes to go outside?
Theres a fag mod that claims in here
Hello guys, claiming :)
>>685526371
>tfw the bullyable Saberfag left
>>685526371
>tfw no ayaya
>tfw no alice
>tfw no yoko
>tfw no shino
>tfw there is another karen
hold me dude
>>685526446
Yea I'm eu
I'll send it when I have a clue of what you're talking about
>Akiko
>>685525926
Well sounds like a good plan then and you went into it with a realistic mindset.
I don't suppose danish people are as nationalistic as us burgers?
>>685526446
Dogs, cats, guinea pigs, bird, fish, gerbil
We're pretty white trash
>>685525588
As always, I'm late.
Sleep warm and well.
>>685526552
>he was actually kinda alright
Let's go outside!
>>685526371
A shame, Sayaka has amazing art and I have a decent folder of her myself.
>H
>>685526161
Any with a cumshot? NEED MOAR
>>685525819
just got a 100 gold quest on hearthstone
>>685526034
Guitar Hero 1 on playstation 1 , what about you?
>>685523639
Nom nom nom
>>685526137
meh, it doesn't really bother me. It's cool when you guys come and round off the evening.
>>685526723
My back hurts just looking at it.
>>685526510
>Theres a fag mod that claims in here
Pretty obvious who it is.
>>685526552
I liked Saber though, sucks that he left.
>>685526446
Kek, I hope that goes well, man. Hope you don't have to wait too long though.
>>685526531
Hello there.
>>685526397
Stop saying that so much, lovely.
>>685526137
The meleeing would be so wonky kek.
>>685526552
Having people to bully is fun.
>>685526554
FeelsBadMan
>>685526676
I really like this pic.
>>685526531
Are lewds okay?
>>685526787
No cumshots, and I forget where I got em all. Gelbooru maybe? Just search sfm bestiality or something. I'm pretty sure its 1 guy who made them all
>>685526809
>>685526856
I only ever say it when its true.
>>685526352
Don't hit yourself in your confusion!
>>685526670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HnKnfLF2LU
>>685526856
What, who?
>>685526856
>Pretty obvious who it is.
It's obviously me.
>>685526920
>Pic related
>>685526510
Shhh... Don't tell the plebs.
>>685526938
>I only ever say it when its true.
I've yet to see that.
>>685527022
See here. >>685527051
>>685526219
>Yuuki, forgot pic
>>685526801
I wanna play Guitar Hero, but my brother stole the Xbox and sold the guitar hero stuff so I can't play...
>>685526653
Will do, and you too.
>back from osu! edition
>>685527002
lol!!! ill try not too, but if i do, it's gonna be a mega punch and ill be kill
>>685526911
God dammit, now that I unzipped this folder I want to dump it.
>>685527142
Forgot picture.
>>685526644
Like I said, it's my plan B if I find trouble getting an actual engineering job/find out it's not for me. Nationalism here is a bit weird, there is a strong sense of nationalism/pride of the country, but mixed in with a strong selfdepreciation, we know it's a tiny pointless country, but it's our little country. There is of course the usual communist "lierals" trying to turn us into sweden 2.0 but theya re a tiny minority.
We also have a balanced relationship with the armed forces, because of the conscription and the general transparancy it's seen as very normal.
>>685526666
Yeah it's a shame, though I occasionally play insurgency with him we don't talk much.
>>685526856
>implying it's not you
>>685526801
>hearthstone
What decks you running?
Curie claimed!!
How are you guys.
I feel lonely. I want to cuddle with Curie but that cant happen. What is life.
>>685527172
You're making this overly difficult for me.
Jut leave, will you.
Have a good night.
>>685527144
Aww sad :(
>>685526597
Have you never played a blizzard game? There's a battle.net app that has all five of them. A battle tag is basically your username.
>>685526644
I think you told me this before and I forgot, sorry. My memory is REALLY bad.
Did you take care of them all? The smell must have been pretty bad yes? I like cats though. What kind did you have?
>>685526856
same dude, same.
>>685526911
I've been thinking about switching to aya when brazil comes back
what do you think? going back and rewatching all the series for screenshots is going to be a bit of a pain though
>>685527142
Let me rephrase that, every time I say it its true.
>>685527429
>What is life.
I need help :(
If I put this cheese in the microwave for like 30 minutes or so will i get gooey cheese for my tortilla chips? ^-^
>konata
>>685527413
Dragon Priest and Aggro Shaman
>>685526219
Sounds like a game about ww2
>>685526666
Checked
>>685526815
So you can chat with us about whateverwhatever and talk all about drinking with your buddy megumin
>>685526869
Think of it more as combat arms infection mode
>>685527429
;_;
>no smug to be teased by and give love to
.
Lol k guys Im going places with friends again
>>685527429
>what is life
i wish i had the answer to that....
>>685527594
if you put it in the microwave for like 30 minutes it will probably destroy your microwave...
Velveeta melts quickly.
jfc are you 12?
>>685525588
Farewell
>>685527392
I'd love if our system could be as transparent as that.
>>685527510
All, but 1 were strays so i'm not sure.
Smell was manageable, especially since all our cats were outdoor cats. No need for litter boxes.
>>685527683
>aggro shaman
>>685527594
do you have an oven?? ovens are better for it
don't put it int here for 30, just do 5 minutes at a time or something!!!
>>685527208
Rip... I will use reflect for you just to reduce the damage... anyway I always got full revives for you!
>>685526911
>Having people to bully is fun.
>tfw I like being bullied by certain persons
>>685526856
>Pretty obvious who it is.
So it's real... it makes sense but I thought it was just a joke.
>>685527769
12 minutes?
>>685527594
No it'll become a really hard block. Put it in a slow cooker with milk
>>685527683
>Aggro Shaman
I like you...somewhat less.
>>685527683
>Aggro Shaman
>Pic related
>>685527735
See you later Shinoa.
>>685527510
If you don't want to share and possibly confuse people, I guess you could switch to Ayayayayaya.
>>685527845
>Certain persons
I can think of one.
>>685527873
Depends on how much you wnt to melt. 1 cup should take about 45 seconds, depending your microwaves wattage. Just put it in a larger bowl and stir it every 30 seconds.
>>685527494
Any reason you're playing GH1 and not one of the newer ones? I'm a rock band person myself, I love all of the DLC songs they have.
>>685527735
It is indeed! It's made by Valve, and it's a class based shooter like TF2.
>>685527516
Kek, that's a good job.
>pats
>>685527845
It probably isn't a joke.
I wouldn't be shocked.
>>685527392
Shhhh
>>685527895
crafting deathwing dragonlord was a huge mistake, yui
dragon paladin is never gonna work
how do I turn back time
>>685527967
I guess we gotta wait and see if brazil is coming back at all though
>>685527845
awwwww....thanks homu!! ill try not to get confused next time lol
>>685528204
Ha, I unpacked him, I'm gonna make it a thing.
>>685527735
Basically. I only really talk properly with Noire in the daytime because he from spaghetti land.
>>685527981
>>685527843
thanks for the help ^-^
I'll keep you guys updated :o
>Just started playing hearthstone
>>685528152
>pats more
>>685527967
Mostly that one.
>>685528071
Now I wonder if he can check our IPs and see if someone is samefagging.
>>685528255
I always pressed B while the question marks were on the screen, in my had that increased the odds of attacking successfully in confusion.
>>685527799
Everyone should just move to Denmark
>>685528263
>because he from spaghetti land.
I should've known this.
>>685528337
No excuse.
>>685528407
I'll call the muslims over for you.
>>685528473
They tried that, we sent them all over to Sweden.
>>685528403
hahahaha same!!! i would also hold down b when trying to capture pokemon, it seemed to work....
>>685528380
>>685528337
No forgiveness desu
>>685528260
Dude give me the decklist if you do I've been trying for so long holy shit
>>685528473
انا جاهز
>tfw the best practice I get for typing arabic is on /waifu/
>>685528064
It's just the most amazing Guitar Hero (:
>>685528654
For me it was pressing A exactly when the ball shakes!
>H
