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>>685434600
Go to him and give him forgiveness. Also wash his feet.

>>685434600
Call police

Confront his parents politley, and when that fails, NERVE GAS.

also bumping for interest

>>685434835
Oh hang on a second, I didn't read 'nigger' at the start of your post.
Just beat the shit outta him, parents probably do it everyday anyway.

>>685434600
You cant win, parents wont care cuz they are raising niglets. If you call cops and say he goes to juvenile then your taxes pay for it. If you buy another bike he will steal that. You lost

po-po, only real choice

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Fuck me, that is some weak suggestions... We need some ingenious shit going down.
It's a nigger ffs..

Tell its parents and if they don't do shit call the cops.

>>685434600
>My nigger neighbours kid, just stole my bike
Why did you feel the need to put comma there? Are you also a nigger?

>>685434600
murder them my fellow white friend

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>>685434928
top kek

>>685434696
>Guinness
>Not Olde English 40 oz
Confirmed not nigger, just fellow friend of African decent.

Get a brick and throw it at his bedroom window.

>>685435465
10+ points if you hit him in his sleep.

>>685434600
Without knowing I saw it?
You saw someone steal you're bike but didn't know it

>>685435555
Checked

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>>685435340
>>685435555

Nice qauds btw

I'd say call the cops, but they would probably just beat the shit out of you then plant some crack on you.

My wife's bike was stolen two weeks ago. The cops came to her workplace from which it had been stolen, took fingerprints from the lock which had been prised off and discarded, and got her bike back in less than a week.

'course, I live in a civilised country where the cops are actually here to help people.

>>685435555
Quads checked

>>685435282

He might be Christopher Walken.

>>685435465
OP here..
This one could work, his bedroom window is kinda big... I am getting home pretty late, after a party later.
If i tie a note to the brick, what should i write on it?

>>685434600
So you just saw him take the bike and didn't say anything like a fag?

I think a stolen bike is a symptom of the REAL problem here, you humongous pussy.

>>685434600
If you saw it happen why didn't you stop it. Baseball bats were invented for two reasons, playing baseball and beating niggers.

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>>685434600
Is it hot where you are? or really cold?

Pour bleach all over their lawn, and break fluid all over their cars. Maybe pour them in designs of your liking? The possibilities are endless.

>>685435757
Commas don't insinuate pauses, ellipses do. I don't mean to sound like a grammar nazi, but that's always fucking bugged me.

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>>685434600

something like that?

>>685435813
tape a banana to the brick

>>685434600
Are you implying that there's a father figure here?

>>685434600
Well how olds the niglet?

>>685434600
Sounds like ur a cuck m8

>>685436049
He's a nigga.. Father is long gone obviously..

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>>685435983
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>685434600
Step one watch American X
Step two, work out them quads
Step three, track the children to their home
Step four, grab your gun
step five, ring their doorbell
step six, wait for them to answer the door
step seven, when door is answered ask if they want to buy some magazines
step eight, profit

>>685434600
Idea here:
> Put something somewhere that he would steal it again.
> Something you don't mind being taken.
> Make sure it's also in front of a large window in your house.
> Niglet walks past it and looks in
> Sees you, in full KKK garb, Swastika armband, holding a sign that says Lynch all Niggers and a noose in the other hand.
> Look him dead in the eyes
> After awkward second of silence start to walk towards him.
> He runs off
> Doesn't return to the house if the Neo Nazi KKK member.

bump for interest

Op here.

>>685435983
Winrar!
Getting a banana, and gonna tie that fucker to the brick, and send it flying when i get home later...

To the people who ask why i didn't run out and stop him.
Well it was a pretty shitty bike, that i stole myself from some nigger at the park.
To me it's principle, and satisfaction of scaring a nigger kid.

>>685436119
15yo, and lives alone with his mother. He is the typical wannabe gangster niglet.

>>685437116
>and satisfaction of scaring a nigger kid
I fucking love you, OP.

>>685437116

You stole it too?

Two niggers in this sad tale. I hope you and the other one kill each other. The rest of us are trying to have a civilisation here, thanks.

>>685437116
glad you like the idea, would love to see pics and even better a video of it smashing through window

>>685435610
are you stupid?

>>685435813
WE ARE COMING FOR YOU NIGGER

>>685437116

You sound like just as much of a nigger as him for fucks sake

The kids 15, you're obviously afraid of confronting him or even his parents directly, and you come to the conclusion that throwing a banana through his bedroom window is the best solution

Just a wild guess: you're a pussy lower class white kid age 16-18 living with your whore single mother

>>685437344
Do you have a reading disability faggot
It was stolen from a nigga in the first place.. That bike probably changed hands, more than a crackwhores cunt...
As per principle, the nigga obviously need punishment.

>>685437116
Fucking dying rn

>>685437676

Yup. Some trash stole a bike from other trash.

>>685436657
This could work

>>685435610
Do you have potato brain?

>>685437877
I often find fucking with someone mentally us more fun and effective than physically messing with them if you know what you're doing.

>>685437676
>>685437806
Go back to fucking 9gag, stupid beta faggot cunt...

kill the nigger, its just like killing ants or bugs

>>685436657

Instead of the KKK thing (hate crime laws, remember it's 2016) just set the bait and film him stealing it. Confront him directly about the bike and the bait, he'll deny it because that's how he was raised (din du nuffin das rayciss) then get the cops involved, not because you want the stolen shit back, but because you want to give him a criminal record and hopefully snuff out his desire to nig while he's still young. Bonus points if his mother chimps out when the cops knock on their door

Op here.
Thanks for your suggestions, you never disappoint.

Can't wait to hear that nigger scream, but atleast he'll get fed.
I just wonder what would happen if the huge broken glas, hit his throat when it shatters.. His bed is right beneath the window.... Oh well, god will decide.

>>685434600
Rape his mother

>>685438475
This would work if you want a zero backfire version on yourself, either way it still works.

Pseudosage