Not exactly sure how you can fall into one of these

>>685150636
My gf's neighbor saw her father fall into the tear-you-apart section of a columbine tractor. People are fucking stupid around heavy equipment.

>>685150636
I don't know, but you are way off base.
most fucked up way to die will not involve instant death.

anybody got something better than burning to death?

>>685152530
actually, just remembered it.

scaphism. that is the most fucked up way to die

>>685152379

>columbine tractor

Kek

>>685150636
A kid in the class below mine fell off the front of a party barge, the prop cut him to ribbons all the way down the right side.
Funny part was he was a massive faggot, someone so fake and obsessed with being a popular kid, he caused cringe via proximity.
Course every dumb bitch had to flood fb with Waahhhh rip Thomas, we love you waaaahhh gone but not forgot. Lol.

>>685152379
Well that's why they have all of those warning labels. So does your gf have daddy issues?

>>685150636
as a virgin

>>685152829
That's always what happens when someone dies. Everyone acts like they were his best friend and can't live without him. Just a total outpouring of sympathy regardless of how the person actually was in real life

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>>685150636

Stump Grinder?

>>685152749
Meant combine, I'm retarded.

>>685153086
Yes, but it was her neighbor that this happened to.

https://youtu.be/c50U6SsAcb4

First story from video. Fucking gross and horrifying.

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I think drowning is the worst

>>685152829

You loved Thomas. It's so obvious.

Looks like you were faggots for each other.

>>685153675
Drowning would suck but eventually you would swallow water and simply black out

>>685153675
I could drown in that ass buoyee!

>>685150636
How the fuck do you fall into a stump grinder?

>>685152829
I miss Thomas every day. Gone but not forgot

>>685153741
He once got suspended for a week for sneaking into the girls locker room and sniffing panties and bras.
He was my hero and guiding light, bit also a massive fag That I couldnt stand.... so maybe.

Whole family dies drowning in animal shit - pretty hard to beat.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203871/Nevin-Spence-death-Rugby-player-died-slurry-pit-trying-save-father.html

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>ISIS execute 25 people by DISSOLVING them in nitric acid

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3598477/ISIS-execute-25-people-lowering-NITRIC-ACID-Iraqi-spies-tied-rope-dropped-vat-public-warning-others.html

>>685154146
First you need to be a retard. Second. ...

>>685154146
It's not so much "falling" as it is seeing a shiny nickle and trying to reach between the spinning blades.

>>685154146
Didnt that guy fall into it somehow? Fucking weird.

Alone.

>>685154318
ISIS are a pretty creative bunch.

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>>685154318
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3598477/ISIS-execute-25-people-lowering-NITRIC-ACID-Iraqi-spies-tied-rope-dropped-vat-public-warning-others.html

pure evil

>>685154327
Feral ghoul IRL

>>685152829

there was a movie that had a similar setup robin williams was in it. worlds greatest dad. pretty good flick

>>685150636
This happened near where I live. He tripped on some logs and fell into it. He was 18. His girlfriend knows tragedy all too well. Her dad, her 2 little half brothers and step mom died in a fire 8 years ago. A 2 week old girl survived.

>>685154424
Maybe he was pushed into it. Seems unlikely that he would fall into it

>>685154327
Did his right leg fall off?

>>685154327
He was in a medical coma the whole time. So no pain.

>>685154302
I almost died in a pit of animal shit when I was a kid. I was up to my neck when the hippy beach-bum guy saw me. He said something like, "whoah, gotta be more careful little buddy" and pulled me out by my shoulders. Then I took a bath in an outside bathtub.

Growing up in the country is awesome as long as no one molests you.

>>685150636
Looks like someone just got stumped

>>685153316
Sometimes it's because you didn't realize someone's influence upon you until they're dead.

>>685153452
Kek good post

>>685154700
>His girlfriend knows tragedy
That's a lot of horrible shit

>>685153675

TL;DL woman found boiled alive in bathtub. She was still alive when they found her and when they tried lifting her, she started degloving everywhere.

>>685154318
I'm gonna need a link for this.

>>685154870
>as long as no one molests you.
So you were molested

>>685154318
got vid? i've always been curious to know what it looks like since i've heard mexican drug cartels doing it.

>>685153528
>>685154971

Oops, wrong post.

>>685154277
wtf is this about?

Damn this shit is scary
I should start using a cyanide fake teeth to make sure to have a painless fast death

>>685154700
>his girlfriend knows tragedy

You mean his ex-girlfriend

>>685154277
rip sewer king MAY 2106-MAY 2016

>>685152530

falling between the station platform and the metro train and survive it for a while.

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When I worked at a turkey processing plant we had a guy drown in the offall pool, which is basically a giant vat of blood. He'd been dead for a few hours when we found him (I was the plant safety officer) and when we pulled him out they asked me if I was going to do CPR.
>Mfw

>>685155044
haha, no. But I was a scrawny little bitch. Looking back, I'm kind of surprised it didn't happen.
I have two sisters around my age though, so they were like the canaries in a molestation mine. They'd get diddled before anyone thought to do it to me.

>>685155324
Good point. But I'm sure it will take some time before she starts dating again

>>685155419
>plant safety officer
>people drowning in turkey blood

Keep up the good work, chief.

>>685155756
that fucking cunt

>>685155582
Fuckin molestation mine. Holy shit my sides.

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>>685154146
If it's the story I'm thinking of, it was his first day on the job, his first job ever actually. Supposedly, there wasn't anyone supervising him. They think a larger branch got stuck so he kicked it with his foot to get it going again, the branch, which if anyone has ever worked with a chipper/shredder you know that's the last thing you do.

>>685155419
So did you do the CPR?

>>685155811
Well, he fell out of the boat at 4 am so... Oh yeah, the maintenance guys had to go out in a fucking rowboat and make sure the giant stirrer thingy didn't get jammed up. It was there to keep the blood from forming clots and getting all chunky.

Dog food companies buy it and came by once a month with vacuum trucks to suck that shit up. It was horrific, I can't think of a worse way I've seen someone die.

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>>685155582
is this normal? are they traumatized?

>>685150636
Did anyone plant a tree in his memory. Cuz that shit would be funny as hell

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>>685155217
Calm down mr bond.

>>685156419
So there's a chance my dogs have acquired a taste for human flesh then....well FUCK THEM IM NOT SHARING

>>685156948
Fuck. Someone should

>>685156419
So noone gave a shit that their colleague fell off the boat? Or did he just instantly fall too deep to be helped

>>685156419
wait what... how big is this pot of blood? I must know

>>685157746
Fuck off Dracula .

Using one of owe nostril cleaning things without using purified water, there's a parasite that eats your muscles and nerves, meaning you'll basically sneeze out your brain

>>685157629
He was by himself, which was a huge no no, so his family got fucked later because we had procedure in place that could have saved his life so they didn't get a dime from us. They sued us later, but the judge threw it out. Oh and he was floating on the top when we found him.
>>685157629
It was huge, think a good sized community pool. Not Olympic sized or anything, but pretty damn big. You could smell it for miles.

>>685152379
Lots of suicidal farmers who are in debt and shit throw themselves under equipment

Friend wants to kill himself, dubs decides if he does, and if so how

>>685158179
never heard that before, want to back that up with any sort of evidence?

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>>685158179
joking right? Is there even such a thing?

>>685158154
>floating on the top
Cream of the crop

>>685153452
Kek

>>685153675
Yeah right...all that time for all those endorphins and shit to kick in...couple mins to think about life...calm watery grave is best way

>>685156419
He was the Scrooge McDuck of vampires.

>having a heart attack in a hot bath
>turning into human soup for somebody to eventually find

>>685158179
Really. I feel bad for the families

>>685152703
just wikipedia'd that...what the fuck man, how did someone even come up with that?

>>685152703

Just looked this shit up.

You win.

>>685153675
Not in the ocean.

Just drink the water under the sun until you pass out and drown without realizing it.

I had my father do it.

>>685158935
Samefag

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>>685155582
Hahaha classic

look up pitbull eat face off on liveleak.com
>you've been warned

>>685150636
Most fucked up thing i've seen so far while being a volunteer fireman
>dickhead 18 year old hooning about
>rolls car
>18 year old wasnt wearing a seatbelt so gets compacted in the 5 rolls his car did and then thrown out the window
>his body which has now turned into spaghetti flew 50m and then slid/scraped along the tarmac for at least 10m
>car ends up landing on the bottom half of the 18 year old
>18 year old amazingly wasn't paralyzed at this stage
>Car then catches on fire and starts to roast this kid
>Kid is getting crushed/cooked and has 10 broken bones and lacerations all over his body

Rocked up to the accident and heard the most horrifying screams I could ever hear but the kid died before getting the fire out

A well known friend of mine was working construction and fell into an open garbage chute. I believe he fell 4 or 5 stories onto a pile of scrap metal and nobody found him for hours. No telling how long he was sitting there before he died.

get smashed by fucking broadway

>>685153452
FUCK, beat me to it

>>685154318
The acid would quickly kill all nerves you probably wouldnt even feel much pain but watching your body gooify is pretty rough

>>685158374
different anon here, a lot of Australian farmers have being doing it lately because government/people fucking them over and draughts

Worst way to die is to die of old age, having lived a shitty life, days spent browsing 4 chan, playing video games, written hateful stuff about women all day,flapping alone every night, not having friends...

It's not death we should be afraid but the last 10 years before.

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>>685159333
nice keeps

>>685152703
>scaphism
Human creativity. but yeah, who would agree to such a thing. if you knew it was coming and they take you to a lake fight till they spear you to death

>>685159458
>flapping
kek, shut up you bird

>>685159202
Maybe you should have put the fire out asshole

>>685155217
>Get smacked in the head
>die
>bite and apple
>die
>sneeze
>die

>>685159333
>Australian farmers
sorry but i find it funny that suicide is possible in a country full of things that want to kill you

>>685159458
your own damn fault

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>>685158977
There's a worse alternative

>>685159569
fire wouldnt go out lmao

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>>685154327

>>685158860
Fucking lol

>>685159122
>>685159122
>THIS
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ccf_1463302813

>>685159885
soooo, its eye still moved.
also, thats one deep sleeper

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>>685152379
>columbine tractor

>>685158374
I could...but lazy. Look up monsanto farmer suicides

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/why-farmer-suicide-rates-_1_b_5610279.html

>>685153675
I'd say burning would have to be even worse than that. You could at least speed up the drowning by exhaling all air and taking a lung full of water

>>685154673
Fucking kek

>>685158935
>>685152703
>>685158977

>>685158374
>>685158444
>>685158898
Big companies like monsanto put whole farming districts out of work because gmo is so much easier to grow...these farmers cant sell anything and by "falling into machines" their family can still collect life insurance

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>>685159018
Since you only quoted one I'm not sure which post you think I'm samefagging, but either way you're wrong.

Some jocks were bullying me at school last year. There were 3 of them, they teased me all the time. Well, I spent months training the art of Bushido. I learned how to speak Japanese too. Using a katana I bought from Sakura-con, I honed my skills. I showed up to school one day after I reached black belt in Bushido. I had a long leather trenchcoat, hair in a ponytail, and a classy trilby on my head. The jocks approached me, wearing their letterman jackets
>"hey fag, why are you so gay?"
I get into Bushido stance
I focus my ancestors power as I grab the handle of my Katana, hidden under my trenchcoat.
>"Shinu tame no junbi" (prepare to die)
The school security cameras just show 3 jocks falling over, their heads and arms falling off. My Bushido was so fast, the cameras couldn't catch any movement. That's why I'm not in jail. Actually, I'm in a polyamory relationship with all 3 of the jocks cheerleader girlfriends. Thank you for hearing my tale.

>>685150636
girl here. he was pretty hot, if he was taller than 6', i would totally let him put his tongue inside my vagina

>>685159885
not american
zero fucks given

>>685161053
Found the columbine tractor

When u get paralyzed of a spider or snake in the jungle and fall on the ground where a street of ants will eat you and you feel it but cant move

>>685161063
Im sure he would have rather jumped into the stump grinder fatty

>>685161224
Hahaha fucking Australia

>>685161053
nah dying of cringe is a pretty regular way to die

>>685150636
Reminds me of that movie with the two wannabe serial killers. It's a comedy and absolutely hilarious with lots of dark humor and gore.
They're both idiots aswell. One scene had them throw a body into woodchipper.

Anyone know the name of it? Wish I could remember the name.
>>685151859
Apparently stumbled on logs and fell face first.

>>685161063
You dont put your tounge inside the vagina...

>>685161472
Tuck and Dale vs evil? Loved that movie

>>685153675
I drowned when I was 7. Felt like I was burning inside, then I blacked out, had the whole "I see the light" moment(well mine was a forest path) and then woke up on the beach with some black girl and white dude seeing if I was alright.

>>685161673
>black girl
>white dude
Triggered

Blood eagle. A person has their back cut open along the spine, skin is pulled to each side. Then their ribs are separated from their spine with a hatchet and the lungs are pulled out through the hole and placed on their shoulders to make "wings".

They do it in the show Vikings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug6Gez_kPHo

Drowning in a porta potty

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>>685161777
chekd tripz

>>685161609
Yeah that's it!
Thanks anon, gonna re-watch that this week now. I dunno where the serial killer thing came from but I was right about the idiots part.

I know a few people just like that. Not the brightest but have good intentions and enjoy the simple life.

>>685161584
girl here. all the white guys i've fucked do, because they know that that's the only way for them to please me

Being abducted, brought into the woods, and having your baby removed with a car key:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhuEsOWnqA4

I read stump grinder and immediately thought of larry gooseman

>>685152530
burning alive probably goes pretty fast, so i guess it could be worst

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He claimed that he was trying to "help" some of his victims by giving them antibiotics after torturing them. Methods of torture included electrical shocks, puncturing their anal cavities with his fist, applying bleach to their eyes by way of cotton swabs, and even injecting their vocal cords with drain cleaner. He tried to gouge one of his victim's eyes out "to see what would happen".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Berdella

Why do most serial killers seem to be homosexual? Same with pedophiles?

Most not all before someone gets triggered.

>>685156317
This happened a couple of weeks ago by me, the guy was 21 years old. Albany NY area btw

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>>685155329

>>685162308
just seems that way to you, it isn't true at all

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>>685156317

>he kicked it

This!

To all you 20-year-olds here, a word of advise from a 30yo dude who has worked near deadly machines a lot:

NEVER USE YOUR BODY PARTS.

USE A STICK.

USE A TOOL.

USE ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT YOUR OWN BODY!

>>685162471
It doesn't just seem that way most are. Even those that kill women exclusively seem to have an interest in crossdressing or sexual repression against women(read:betas)

>>685162615
You smart
You loyal
I appreciate that

>>685161472
Fargo?

>>685156317
Darwinism in action.

HURR HURR, I'M GONNA KICK A MACHINE THAT'S TURNED ON AND PLUGGED IN THAT'S DESIGNED TO DESTROY THINGS TOUGHER THAN MY BODY. HAHAHAHAHA. I'LL BE FINE. YOLO.

>>685162744
Again you're just making it up. The overwhelming majority of pedophiles and serial killers are straight.

>>685150636
I was a conference one time where pathologists were speaking, and he shared a story of how a guy fell into a machine that ground, crushed, and pressed cardboard boxes. The diagram and photos were something to behold!

>>685157929
Kek

>>685154771
This

It was still cruel for keeping him alive that long. Radiation is horrifying.

>>685150636
>man struck by lightning 7 times, kills himself over a woman.

I win faggots

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>>685161777
lol, it's like a budget game of thrones


I checked em

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>>685156317
>Pulled in feet first

>>685154327
>>685154327
fake and gay

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Byford Dolphin accident

Coward, Lucas, and Bergersen were exposed to the effects of explosive decompression and died in the positions indicated by the diagram. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of the thoracoabdominal cavity which further resulted in expulsion of all internal organs of the chest and abdomen except the trachea and a section of small intestine and of the thoracic spine and projecting them some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.[5]

>>685163643
I'll take the bait


http://www.japantimes.co.jp/culture/2009/01/11/books/book-reviews/learning-life-lessons-in-83-days-of-death/

So then his girlfriend is available

>>685159785
Lmao

>>685153675
on the OSHA website, they list all the deaths that year at farms and factories and in 2010 some guy drowned to death in a pit of liquefied pig shit

>>685161063
>if he was taller than 6'ft
Sounds pretty shallow

>>685162116
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

>>685153675
I drowning is pretty peaceful. You just drift off.

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>>685164422

Delta P is one of the worst ways to die.

>>685164233
fuck off, it's my body and i have the right to fuck who I want

>>685165330
It's okay to have a shallow vagina, most dumb cunts do.

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>>685150636
dying of a broken heart

>>685164576
The goose is loose motherfucker!

>>685165330
Ah, a typical bitchy feminist response. Bet you're one of those lonely cunts that hates and insults anyone who's too disgusted to fuck you.

>>685150636
>Irukandji sting
Google it.

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You guys hear about the old guy who died in one of the me Corvettes?
He got inside and the door locked automatically and then the battery died. He couldn't get out and died inside with his dog. I'm sure there are more gruesome ways to die but this still must of sucked. Like you work your whole life and finally buy the car off your dreams and that shit happens.

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wheels

>>685167621
nope... but you can check my dubs

>>685167621
Good try faggot

>>685167288
What a damn tard. Wrap your shirt around your elbow and break the window. A gashed arm is a lot better than being stranded in a car till you die.

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>>685150636
I'd have to say from an infected took back in the old days.. tooth pain is the worst pain

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>>685156419
You people sail a fucking boat on a lake of turkey blood? That's brutal.

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>>685167862
He was like 80 years old. And im sure he tried. They said that they have a emergency release latch under the starting column but this guy didn't know that

>>685162615
Heavy equipment mechanic here. I've seen a lot of dumb ass shit happen in my field of work. Use your tools you stupid fucks

>>685162004
>t. beta white male

Real men couldn't give a fuck if a woman is pleased or not

>"Wow, is your dick like 2 inches? How do you expect me to feel that?"
>"Who cares as long as I cum?"
>"..."

>>685154656
No video then no happen.

ISIS does not shy away from showing all its executions, especially the fucked up ones. Besides, where would they get that much HNO3? Now sulfuric acid maybe, a shitload of car batteries would do it.

>>685168441
What a shame. At least he didn't die alone. Sleep tight puppet :(

>>685163845
Oh yeah, I read about that. Definetly one of the most gruesome ways to die, allthough they didn't really suffer, as death was pretty much instantaneous. Is that an actual picture of one of the corpses? Shit's fucked up yo. That pile of mush was once a human.

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I would say this takes the cake for worst way to die (pic related)

>>685169873
Yeah I agree. Poor guy

>>685150636
he looks alright to me OP

>>685169873
Jesus, story?

>>685169873
Is this the guy that was exposed to radiation?

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>>685150636
Flaying.

>>685156317

Well OP says stump grinder but that's a pic of a wood chipper. Which was it?

>>685170076
Worked without protection (not his fault). Basically got his DNA broken I think, so nothing his is body would work. They kept him alive fucked up amount of time but he was sedated I think. Might have been a coma.

>>685170808
Ah and yeah... This is what radiation can do to you.

>>685154541
pussy

>>685170808
I read that he died multiple times, but he was continually revived for the sake of research. I mean would being sedated even help if it went as far as your DNA being ripped apart?

>>685171160
I guess they figured it was the best way to ease the pain. I hope it did for his sake.

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>>685162004
Oh please. I'm white, and I have no problem getting girls off while fucking.

>>685164576
puzzles are touph
togrf
hard

>>685161472
Fargo

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>>685171589
>>685170808
hes fine now though
can still walk etc

>>685172356
Oh yeah? Mind sharing your source?

>inb4 howdidyougetb8edlol

>>685161584
underrated post.

best way to get an std as opposed to giving it.

>>685159569
>Stoping natural selection

>>685172639
its can't give up my sources, sorry.
trust me though, thats him. wild eyed - but alive

>>685162158
I read about this recently. Your pain nerves burn very quickly. It's excruciating for a few moments then you feel nothing.

>>685173190
yeah, most of the pain happens if you don't die and start to heal

>>685154771
comatose people still feel pain. they've done PET scans confirming this.

>>685167621
Yours failed but mine didn't

>>685172639
I can confirm I read about this too off of /b/.
This was from some kind of high radiation exposure.
I can't remember the details, but yeah.

>>685173684
must be fun when you are declared 'brain dead" and they harvest your organs without anesthesia

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>>685166885
Forgot the fucking pic.

>>685173987
>not being able to differentiate between brain dead and comatosed
Kill yourself tbh fam

>>685172887
Ok dude I'm going to fully trust you on this one.

>>685150636
>>685150636


My Mum died of terminal cancer, it started as breast cancer then developed into a tumor in her ovaries and then in her brain.
She passed away last month, now that's pretty fucked up.

>>685175058
read the NIST report if doubts arise in the future
they covered his recover in detail

>>685175231
Sorry dude. RIP

>>685163845
getting fucking exploded just because some assistant fucks up the order in which to operate the doors. ouch.

http://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/tod-in-thailand-tourist-stirbt-bei-wildem-sex-mit-ladyboy-id5049678.html

unfortunately in German.
Death by snoo snoo from ladyboy

>>685175231
My mom also died of cancer. Hurts

>>685175231
sorry to hear that mate

>>685175567
>>685175573
>>685175384

>>685175428
he sued them after though and is now doing fine in a wheel chair, rolling in it
full head of hair etc

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Using this as toilet paper.

>>685175231
>>685175384
>>685175567
>>685175573
>>685175634
this isn't a speed running convention

>>685161210
Kek

>>685176429
i kekd

>>685175231
Did she have chemo?

>>685155582
Diddled my sides

>>685176193
would use/10
looks refreshing and invigorating

>>685175908
>>685172356
Are you the same guy? Because you made my evening. I also fully trust what you've said.

>>685177702
Enjoy your eventual suicide.

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>>685177923
we all survived 9/11 so why not these guys
see you round /bro

>>685178616
Good on ya!

>>685178354
what does it do
is it a real stinger?
Aus fag here, can't be as bad as those cunts the spoders mate? sting you right up the arse sometimes

>>685175502
Kekekek. This is hilarious if you translate it.

>>685153114
/thread

>>685178859
Gympie gympie plant. Merely touching inflicts agonizing pain severe enough to induce vomiting, and can last upwards of 6 months if untreated. Several weeks if treated.

It's found in Aus, btw. Fuck your country.

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>>685179283
slow down mate your starting to sound like a gympie

>>685179283
you can't 'vomit out of your ass' for
'anything upwards of six months'

>>685150636

the bronze bull
>google it

>>685154989
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3598477/ISIS-execute-25-people-lowering-NITRIC-ACID-Iraqi-spies-tied-rope-dropped-vat-public-warning-others.html

Here you go

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>>685171706

>>685179859
You don't know how quotes work, huh

>>685156317
Sorry to sound stupid but why is kicking it bad if you don't go off balance won't you be fine? Or does it suck you in?

>>685155217
Cyanide is pretty painful.

If it doesn't kill you it will melt your face.

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Alone

>>685159458
"having lived a shitty life"

I dont even feel sorry for you, you remind me of my father in law, he is 50 and dont like to do anything but watching stupid tv programs and farting all day.....

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Boneitis

>>685180992
No it doesn't. It interrupts the cellular machinery that processes energy. Who told you this shit?

>>685181903
bepis

>>685162615
Working with heavy machinery, a word of advice
TURN IT OFF, then try to fix the problem....

>>685180950
>wont you be fine?
clearly not
and dont ever ever try that