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Fuck you faggots im not posting for no one.
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>>685127702
lurking as fuck and that made me lol
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>>685127898
FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!
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>>685129232
This has to be fake, right?
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>>685129286
quick google search confirms the drug and the side effect. Maybe, who knows.
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>>685129687
That would be hell.
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>>685129753
My folder is unorganized as shit.
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>>685129831
Dumping, but some may be feels.
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>>685127100
Do you have that story with Roxane shower?
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>>685129974
Maybe?
Stand-by.
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>>685130211
Anyone lurking still?
I wana fap.
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>>685130270
i'm lurkin.
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>>685130523
Never understood that one, I would've decked the bitch and stole the camera.
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>>685127648
This one is fucking ridiculous. 9/11 keks
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>>685130565
Today you are more important than my dick.
Feel proud.
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>>685130972
Lurkin
Keep that shit comin
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>>685131176
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>>685131150
Will anon continue his torrential downpour of shitposting? Or will his dick's demands get the better of him.
FIND OUT TODAY ON "OP IS FAGGOT!"
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>>685131351
no one will read that shit you faggity
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>>685131351
I like hoe just seeing some of the thumbnails makes me remember the entire post.
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>>685131420
You sure?
A growing anon needs his daily recommended dose of Kekism
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>>685131641
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Do you guys want to read some autistic things that I've done in my life?

Here's a sample;

>Black, 15
>6/10 with fuzz on my lip

>talking to this girl for months
>Fell for her
>Easy 8/10
>Walk her home, hear her life story, eat Lunch together everyday
>practically dating
>everyday think about asking her to go on a date
>One day were walking together alone
>She says to me with no lead up or anything
>"Anon, I really like you and I think I love you.. Do you feel the same about me?"

>It caught me off guard
>I yell "whaa? No.. Wtf?"
>I see her soul crushed and I walk off..
> we didn't speak for weeks
>I went to talk one day to break the silence..but she was really bitchy
> I said I was joking and poker bowl by mistake

>called me a creep and walked off
I seen her a few weeks ago in the city and we made eye contact.. I could tell she still hated me.


I still have nightmares about this.
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>>685129753
I thought it was going to say zozzle
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>>685131689
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>>685131691
>15
>couple of months
>weeks
Anon...are you underage?
And more importantly...are you a nigger?
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>>685131691
>>I said I was joking and poked her boob by mistake*
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>>685131800
zozzle
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>>685131351
im really fucking angry
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>>685131849
>on bus with friends
>tell friends I can do magic trick
"I can make a cup appear out of thin air!"
>Put bandana over hand
>Autistic hand shakes over my covered hand
>Whip bandana off and grab a handful of this girls tit
>5 sec. silence
>We all bust up
Step up anon, be an Alpha
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>>685131983
Common, it was fair play.
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>>685132208
It was funny, but holy shit i wasted a lot of time reading that.
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>>685132394
We all have time for the fucking.
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>>685132502
Holy fuck, how many do I have?
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>>685127478
fucking savage
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>>685132701
I have a Business final in a couple hours.
Someone tell me random business facts to help me study.
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>>685133167
Heres a doozy
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>>685133636
I have to many repeats.
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>>685133765
He got ass, so what?
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>>685133700
kek
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>>685133765
does this count as a threesome

seriously
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>>685134172
I'd count it.
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>>685131843
Sure.
Not underage.
That was before I turned 16.

>>685132075
Grabbing tits doesn't make you an alpha.

That's kinda of pathetic. I can chat up most girls and have them allow me to cop a feel in like three minutes.

Another round of stupid shit I've done.

>17
>in new private school
>heading to art class
>Met this girl "Sarah"
>we ended up getting paired as partners because we sat down next to each other and the teacher was really fucking lazy
>We're making jokes and it becomes really sexual
> i'm going to guess this was a joke, but she says
>"I'm going to take you around the back during break and blow you"
>I stop laughing, open my mouth to say some stupid joke
>instead a big glob of spit falls out of the side of my mouth, lands and splatters on my solid gray uniform.
>I get up, exit the classroom and start running down the hallway, called my driver and went home.
>I didn't go to school the next day and on the return requested an immediate transfer to a music class.
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>>685134269
>I'm so fucking alpha and bad ass
Kek, kys
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>called my driver
Rich boy?
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Why is no one actually doing oc green text?
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>>685134403
Where did I say I was a bad ass?
>Kek,Kys

>>685134425
No, they didn't have a school bus, so I had to pay some guy $180 a month to take me to school.
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>>685134770
Nothing new under the sun.
And because fuck you, thats why.
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>>685134770
becoz faggity thread is faggity raggity

op should fuck him

who is he shitin now
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>>685134829
Nigger, trust me when I say this.
Stop while your pride is still somewhat intact.
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>>685127943
He reposted it.
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>>685134991
>Pride
>Shame
>I have none
Have you read anything? I guess not.

Besides, I'm sure you've done some stupid shit in your life.

Also, why are you gonna? Insult me on the Internet? Call me a nigger?
>Kek, KYS
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>>685135632
I will dox you, nigger.

Watch me.
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>>685135642
Shit, that was a sad one.
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>>685128086
Jesus christ
>they call me the shitstorm
My sides
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>>685127565
One of the few greens that are actually truth.
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>>685135826
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Anyone got the full version of the one where OP was stabbed in his leg for a box of frozen pizza?
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>>685135872
LAST ONE! TIME TO FAP!
How many fucking gets did I get? Can someone check for me?
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>>685135950
I'm retarded.
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>>685135725
Dox me, bro.
Make sure you DDoS me.. ANONIMOOSE.

>Wii R legun
>Wii do not 4gib
>Wii do not 4git
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gaytext > greentext
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Anyone got the plague doctor? Lost that one a while ago
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>>685129286
i have no fucking idea but
http://scicurious.scientopia.org/2011/11/25/friday-weird-science-clomipramine-yawning-and-orgasm/
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>>685136265
WHAAAAAAAA?!?!?
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH?!?!!?!
He was fucked gay!
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>>685127702
boss
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>>685131800
Zozzle is 6 words you underage faggot
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>>685136536
It's easier than you think. All you need to do is find a big strong guy to grind your prostate
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