Dick r8 thread?
Get in here.
Rate?
Opinions plix.
10/10 if below 18
0/10 if above 18
plz indicate which you are when posting your donger.
Get on my level pencil dicks
>>685084285
(this guy, btw: >>685084159)
Who were you talking to?
I'm 33, at any rate. Here's sum moare.
>>685084285
I'm >>685083175 and im 19.
>>685084293
holy fucking shit is that real
>>685084293
I like a chick to be able to deepthroat me without having to unhinge her jaw, no thanks.
>>685084293
>>685085309
How long are you though?
>>685084293
If your girth at that point is 6.5", then your head is pathetically skinny. Also, how the fuck would you even stuff that into a girl?
>>685083175
9/10 Chicks will cum all over that. Assuming you're straight.
>>685084801
Another of me.
>>685085666
I am straight.
Thanks for the confidence boost satan.
>>685083175
r8
>>685083175
admirable thickness
great hardness
good two-tone coloration
but weird brown spot by base. Mole?
extra line on urethra?
smallish tight balls
7/10 would please any lady
>>685084066
very big cockhead. Wow
foreskin retracts nicely
base too yellow
bad pubes
6/10
>>685084159
very handsome penis
great hardness, curve, size
huge urethral tube. Very hot
small testes
skin on head looks slightly irritated
solid 8/10. Super awesome dick, be proud
>>685084293
completely conical - almost comical
head nice and pink
healthy-looking besides being malformed
5.5/10 would suck until jaw went numb
>>685088836
more 10/10
>>685086704
very good length
looks really hard
nice banana shape - lady pleaser
foreskin folded back nicely
head shiny and healthy
7.5/10 excellent wiener boss
>>685087348
bad pic but o.k.
nice solid coloration
very long
great mushroom head
kind of a pencil dick
black or just brown?
6.5/10 maybe higher rerated with better pic
>>685088551
How can I get 8 here...
>>685089032
But 7.5 here?
It's literally the same dick.
>>685088836
o.k. size
good hardness
narrower at base than head - hot
nice big helmet
big blotch circumcision scar?
looks kind of like a dog dick, dont know why
6.5/10
>>685089152
very sexy veins - masculine looking
wtf is wrong with your skin?
adequate size
head smaller than shaft - disappointing
3.5/10
R8?!
>>685089270
>kind of a pencil dick
really? never thought it was that thin
>black or just brown?
black
quality's bad because don't have my good camera atm
>>685089421
Serious with this question?
Better pic = better rating
Within .5 is shockingly close
I didnt realize they were the same dick
but Im impressed with my own consistency now that I know
>>685088100
The brown spots a freckle, not sure what the extra line is.
Thanks
>>685089735
great low-hangers!
very masculine weiner here
veiny and thick
head maybe too red/slick
pubes too long/too short - awkward length
7/10
>>685090657
Thanks! heres another of me from a different angle
>>685090093
very nice
like the slight curve
good size - thick
head overly ovaly?
7.5/10
5.5 inches
hit me
>>685083175
Rate
>>685090327
If you didn't realise, that's fair enough.
Also, the whole "small balls" thing - they're actually not that small, this photo was a combination of my posture and a very cold room making them shrink right up. Normally they hang and I've gotta be careful not to sit on myself because it FUCKING HURTS.
The "lady pleaser" comment is dead on - I've never had a complaint and had many, many compliments. Quite pleased with that, if I do say so myself.
Also, moar.
>>685090938
adequate length
good thickness
great coloration! so pink and smooth
big blunt cockhead
8/10 best in thread so far
Rate me. I'm bored.
>>685090998
I hope you're a porn star because that shit is perfect.
10/10
>>685090998
Moar
>>685090998
wowwwweeee look at that
thats no dick, its a monster!
so long! a real womb-puncher
good color
smallish head in comparison
best curve in thread
7.9/10 truly a wonderful cock
>>685085309
you have a tumor on your dick
>>685091068
what a god damn dick
truly awesome anon
I take back small balls - theyre perfect
much hotter pic
love the fuzz
Whatchu think?
>>685091387
super nice pencil dick
perfect to deepthroat
looks super hard
best bush in thread! Hot!
great veins
nice cockhead
7.5/10
>>685091828
Lol, thanks.
This pic ain't the most flattering angle, but it does show how thick it is.
No girl has every had any serious trouble taking it all the way, as well. A few of them I had to make sure were massively wet and begging for it first, but most just took it all happily.
>>685091436
very nice>>685091482
>>685091785
>>685091785
good pubes
good length
cockhead kinda squat
very nice
but lacking wow factor
7/10
>>685091908
not all in pic
super hard looking
skin blotchy and irritated
those calluses on your cockhead! take it easy man!
4/10
>>685090938
who wants to try to get snapchat nudes? kik anon8983
>>685092112
that is a super fucking dick. Id love to see you pounding a slut
>>685092240
I like this one
god length and thickness
nice and hard
perfect shape
ridge of cockhead is wavy?
7.5/10
What you think
>>685092754
I've got a pic of it inside my ex. See attached.
>>685092304
great weiner!
good curve and posture
great pale color
rock hard
big suckable head
small nuts?
7.5/10
>>685093061
average size
good hardness
slightly blotchy
slightly irritated skin
perfectly average dad dick
5/10
Don't mind me
>>685093477
good size
super hard
big bullet head
sickly coloration
gulf of foreskin too red
need to wash in foreskin more?
6/10
>>685093082
you are one magnificent stud
dick to be proud of, and put to good use
My peenus weenus
>>685094245
Sorry about broken neck, here's another shot. Shaved a few days ago in a rush, so don't mind the irritation
>>685094185
Why thank you.
Yes, I'm quite proud of it. I will admit I have a bit of an ego about it, but still.
Moar, this time inside my current girlfriend. This is a bit of an old photo, we took it when we made a fuck thread for /b/.
>>685094245
>>685094435
nice and pink
really well-formed - perfect shape
good clean circumcision
head in perfect proportion
not very long
shave stops suddenly
great balls
7/10
>>685095003
come on man upload a vid
lets see if you can really put it to good use
Have another at this angle that's good. 7". As thick as the cardboard thing in toilet paper rolls.
>>685095532
Never took a video sadly.
Here's a shot of my load leaking out of her though.
>>685095990
Fuck, wrong pic. This one is the right one.
R8 bros?
>>685096296
good length
mushroom head
great left curve
love the pubes
good two-tone color
overly shiny
that one vein looks pissed
7.5/10
My dick is straight and sags slightly downward when I have a boner like >>685089735.
Is there any way I can give it and upward curve and make it point up like >>685084159
>>685084801
>>685091068
>>685092304
???
>>685097542
no, your cock is naturally and permanently inferior
Post it
R8?
>>685097646
Too drunk to get a boner and I ain't posting that shit flaccid.
mine
r8?
>>685096935
long handsome dick
fuzzy nuts? hot
slight curve - also sexy, bitches love it
skin a little dry?
cockhead very blunt - almost flat at tip
6.5/10
>>685097831
cmon pussy, man up
>>685097824
ok size
awesome veins - super manly
dark circumcision scar - weirdly hot
big bulging cockhead
brown skin...but not black? Indian?
very good dick 7/10
>>685097875
Tendie/10
>>685085309
Your dick is like a gen 1 broken Optimus prime
>>685097542
I'm the owner of 3 of the 4 cocks you linked to (the first 3).
No, unfortunately outside of surgery there's no way to do what you're asking. It comes down to your individual "construction", so to speak; how the internal ligaments attach, the size and shape of the corpus spongiosum, and the ratio of skin on top to skin on the bottom.
I won't say you're not missing out though - I've had the curve described as making my penis "perfect" on more than a few occasions before.
>>685097875
>>685097850
pretty pink weiner
very feminine penis - not gay
good coloration
tight nutsack
cmon with the nail polish. B8?
6.5/10
>>685098215
I fucking know. I'm a bifag and I like upturned dicks way better than straight dicks. Upturned dicks look so triumphant.
>>685091482
>>685091564
>>685091594
Thanks!
Ive made a lot of money from nudes :)
>>685098360
whats wrong with black nail polish?
>>685099777
>whats wrong with black nail polish?
r8 this
>>685098671
>flip woman upside down
>your dick now has "perfect" angle
easy peasy
>>685100142
Hrrrngggh!
look at that precum!
wow! thats hot
great foreskin too
nice color
o.k. size, a little short
6.5/10 would nurse on for hours
>>685100300
Actually no, that won't work for him either.
One of the advantages of an upward curve is what it does in the vagina when taking a girl from behind. It allows for contact to the vaginal walls in ways the girl may not have experienced before. They usually love it.
>>685097951
>>685098709
Tfw will never get to suck or get fucked by a dick that big ;_;
>>685100651
very good dick buddy!
nice size and shape
great pink cockhead
looks hard and clean
7/10>>685100651
>>685100554
>from behind
>this can only be done in one direction?
so flip her before going in from behind. Theres no reason this cant work, you just want a special snowflake dick
Rate?
7" long 6" circumference
>>685101998
>flip girl up and down and around
>girl is not rubiks cube
>mfw
Thoughts?
>>685102748
super nice head
great pubes
proud stance
yeah great dick 7/10
>>685102121
too dark
feel like rating alien from Alien
post better pic
>>685102363
girl is not parapalegic or British either, hopefully, ideally she'll actually WANT to move around during sex. Your dick cant do anything his cant with a little more work
>>685103032
Thank you! Here's another for you.
>>685101767
Thanks! I haven't hooked up with a ton of people but everyone I have hooked up with has come back for more.
>>685103201
>try to flip girl over and sideways and inside-out
>girl turns into mom's spaghetti
>mfw
>>685100773
RIP Anon.
Rate please if interested in size will post more
>>685083175
That's a hell of an unflattering angle. Or ugly.
r8 m8
r8
>>685105797
7.5/10
Also go ahead!
>>685106724
8/10
Nice angle
>>685106835
7.5/10
Would probably look more flattering if the head is out.
>>685106865
8/10
That head looks really big. What's your size?
>>685107068
7/10
Looks thick.