(all from the same nigga:(not actually a nigga tho, just a feminist)):
"there is more than one gender"
"I learned that anything radical is bad"
"Im not a girl or a boy"
"rape is rape, no matter if someone raped a girl or not, if she feels rape, its rape"

Dumbest thing you ever heard someone say

Science is fake because water evaporates at room temperature, why don't we evaporate if we are 80% water?

>>685006318
I love Jesus

" Vote for Trump"

>>685006318
I dont want to use solar power. What would happen if we used it all up and the sun went dark forever?

>>685007534
Never did anybody say that.

>if you did not lie, i hope you punched his face

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"The earth is 6000 years old because the bible said so and god wrote the bible so ots obviously true"

''Spiderman will derail this thread''

>>685007534
jesus son

OP is not a fag

>>685006318
lol sorry for doing that stupid cringe stuff,etc etc..
>like discribe yourself what a cringe retard you are, cause surely this will erase the past, not like you remind anyone what a retard you were

"Will these hot cheetos burn my babies mouth?"

Yup it was a 22 year old female whonwas 6 months knocked up, she was as dumb as a sack of hammers and she thouht when she ate food the baby would grab it and eat too, she was 100% serious she also thought she had a STD when it was a yeast infection.. she was a 10/10 though

>>685007839
What would happen anon? Ever think of that?

"Jewish is a dead language"
I fucking died
1. It's Hebrew
2. It's not dead yet... but soon

>>685006318
"Africa and South America are the same place!" Bitch fought me for an hour on this

"Trump can't win the general election"

"If I were being raped I'd just enjoy it since they are gonna kill me anyway"
-Whore Femanon from High School

>>685007069
I worked at subway when I was younger. These are just a few...
"Do you guys make your cheese in store?"
"I want my sandwich toasted, but I don't want anything on it to get hot. Can you do that?"
"Are the hot peppers spicy?"
"Whats on the HERB AND CHEESE bread"

>Don't say that you're cute!
Bitch don't fucking lie to me

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>>685007069
>there is more than one gender
well that right, there's two

>Earth is flat.
>children as early as two can that they are trans gender.
>islam is a religion of peace.
>Apple make good products
>the moon landing was fake

all humans are equal

>>685009804
Topkek

>>685006318
it's our year, la

that's a feminine penis

>>685007839
Dafuqe

4chan hasn't changed. It's the same way its always been.

>>685006318
"feminism is good"

>>685008302
Please tell me you didn't lay her

>>685006318
"Make america great again"

>>685006318
I work for a print shop, and I had someone ordering some large format blueprints while talking on on the phone use the term "square acres" and it nearly gave me an aneurysm.

>>685008834
Anon she had a rape fetish and wanted to be "raped" by you.
It was an invite.

>>685009301
If I could like or upvote that comment I would. Fucking love people who are retards. Whats in these cigars to make it this flavor? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW?

>>685010710

He Frito Lay'd her.

"Women are oppressed in America!"

>>685006318
I don't have a MAC address, its a PC.

"You should go to this website named 4Chan."

i'm smarter than you

"the eye can't see past 24 fps"

>>685009852
Underrated post.

>>685009852
"Just because you have a penis does not mean you are a male."

>>685006318
lgbt's for islam

>>685006318
Check out b on 4chan..

“Asia is the most densely populated continent.”

99% of people believe this, including teachers of geography and a UN committee.

Everybody on 4chan has called me “retarded” because of this.

A proof that normality is mental disorder.

>>685009852
Well I would like to comment on that (Before I start, I do believe that the earth is round and that people have been on the moon, just in case)

There is no way of knowing for sure that the earth is not flat or that the moon landing is not fake.
>"The earth is round cuz pictures and scientists and when I'm at the beach I see that it's round"
Photoshop, liars, optical illusion.
>"Moon landing is real cuz photographs and video evidence and people have come back and told us about it"
Photoshop, actors

There is no way of knowing that that person was wrong on this one because you haven't been there yourself....

Islam fucking kills everybody tho

>>685011981
Not possibly as stupid as “LGBT for Trump”.

"If I put this bull semen inside me, will it get me pregnant with like, a cow baby mutant or something?" Legit quote. She was 14 at the time but the most retarded faggot I knew.

>>685012477
On the topic of the Earth being flat or round, there are places on this planet where you can see the natural curve of the planet. So you don't have to go into space to see this. You can see it right here. There's that one track off in I want to say Germany that's just a long stretch of road. Completely flat, but you can see the curve of the planet.
Same goes for the Makgadikgadi Pan.

>>685007559
Wow tips fedora you neckbeard, id love to see u basement dwelling face in the light of your mlp reddit feminist cis trans neck with a beard
Christin4life im glad im not a neck

>>685006318

Backin 1968, the first moon landing, one danish woman said in the news.
"Was interesting to watch on TV, but was lousy, dark, shaking film. Why didn't they send a professional film team up there first, to be ready to film the first humans on the moon once they landed there?"
Fucking true story, seen that interview on u-tube.

>>685006318
women are paid less than men in the uk/usa
>equal pay isnt legal requirement

"If you eat anything thats nonvegan you deserve to die."

>>685013076
Question. Why was she putting bull cum up inside of her at fourteen?

>>685006318

"I'm voting for Trump"

"I've never smoked weed before. I don't do drugs but I like cocaine on the special occasion."

The things the hot chicks said at work were amazing.

"My period is late... I think I might have an STD."

"People in third world countries have such great lives. They live a simple life."
I went off on this one explaining how difficult life can be not having access to water, medicine, or food. All things you can get right down the street. She almost cried in front of the entire store, mainly BC she realized how stupid she sounded and I had never yelled at her before.

>>685010576

Name one thing that has significantly changed the greater 'good' in 4chan?

>>685012634
Trump wants to separate them from society... Islam wants to murder every single one of them. Neither is great, but if you have a choice...

>>685007534
Checkmate atheists

>>685013250
calling bullshit on this one

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It wasn't a specific sentence. More like a statement. It was stupid and awesome at the same time.

My grandma always boasts on about subjects she knows absolutely nothing about and then pretends like she knows everything. Probably because she's afraid we'll all think she's stupid.

>~3 years ago
>at family dinner
>grandma is there
>we're talking about what my generation is doing/studying
>We come to me
>"I study Game Programming"
>Grandma suddently gets PTSD of the times when she took a 2 week visual basic course
>"You know, anon. I programmed a calculator once"
>I actually get genuinelly interested. This is afterall what interests me.
>asks "Oh cool! What language?"
>Ignores my question and starts boasting about that it could do multiplication and all dat shit
>Don't want to have family think that grandma is just as good at programming as I am
>(not that I am very good though, but you get the idea)
>"Sure, grandma. But you surely recognize that game programming is much more complicated than a simple calculator, right?"
>"Oh. I guess it's not that more complicated"
>Oh it's on.jpeg
>"Oh! Then perhaps you can help me with an issue I have been having?"
>"Sure anon!"
>I go get my laptop and open up visual studio
>I start explaining the issue to her
>She has no clue wtf I am talking about
>"Yes, anon. You just have to program it correctly"
>mfw I just got burned by my pretentious cunt of a grandma

>>685012477
>The earth is round cuz pictures and scientists
Just look at the distribution of land masses on the world map. Look at the distortion of Canada and Scandinavia. There’s no way the Flat Earth projection corresponds to the physical space. How is a sq. km. in Alaska 10× bigger than a sq. km in Brazil?

>>685013608
Nope, it's true.
My wife went down the vegan route and some of her friends genuinely believe that if you don't eat vegan foods then you deserve to die a slow and painful death.

>In seventh grade science class, said by the dumb pretty blonde
"Does the earth drip? Like off the bottom?"

"What's the difference between Asian and Chinese" I fucking wanted to throw that person out of a window

4 chan is a great website for the intellegent exchange of views.

"Why is the equator allowed to play in the European cup?"

>>685013144
Glad I'm not religious.

Greece is not in Europe. From an Isreali

>>685006318

From a band member: "Those lights are so bright I can't hear what I'm playing!"

>>685006318
Do power plants make the clouds and they said it 100% legit

"Is the Moon a planet or a star?"

>>685011354
holy fuck

>>685013916

I agree. 4chan creates an open space where great and creative ideas stick out. It's sort of the pinnacle of human communication. Its pure.

>>685014398

Yes

>>685013916
Keek l

Why don't we just buy Africa

When questioned as to how the U.S. can help poverty on the continent.

"gamergate is about ethics in games journalism"

>>685011354
kek

When the solar eclipse was happening my school mate asked "But do we know which planet is infront of the Sun"

"This chicken has to much flavor."

What was Hitler's last name

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>>685014398
>"Is the Moon a planet or a star?"
or

>>685014600
For me it was about avenging wizarchan tbh

"Women can do everything men can do, but better!"

>>685010853
i can understand why thatd piss you off but people say that even thiugh acres are already a square

>>685014734
Nuremberg. That's why they called them the Nuremberg Trials.

"Jet fuel can melt steel beams"

>>685012477
There's one way to know that the moon landing was true.

At that time there was a race for space with the russians. They watched it happen live, if it didn't happen, you can bet we would have heard from them

>>685010379
underrated post

>>685014600
This.

"You can't solve every problem by bullshitting around everything"

Islam is a religion of peace

>>685013445

Pregnancy is an STD tbh fam

>>685007534
lol 80% water, that nigga knows shit, humans are only about 70% water, so you can tell him to go fuck himself on room temperature

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>>685006318
>Feminine penis
>I like fluffy abuse
>Furr is hot
>Liking Lollis doesn't make you a pedo

Roll 4 mastro

>>685013685
And you were the one that mapped the world? You were the one that traced every single meter of earth in a paper and called it a map? No? Then why are you so sure that maps are correct?

>>685011103
got any greentext stories of your own?

"That's what happened to the dinosaurs. Men made them and god got angry and killed them all."

>Why do they blurr out dicks in asian porn?
>So the guys won't get recognized as they bare their identities.
>Really?

"Global warming is a conspiracy. The top scientists are all paid to come up with these bullshit theories, and they just do it so they can keep their jobs."

Hate to say it, but it was my dad... He was going to vote for Carson before he dropped out.

>If you work hard and believe in yourself, all your dreams will come true.

Seriously, why the fuck do we say this shit to kids?

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>>685015474
Whose he gonna vote for now?

"I'm voting for Trump because he's gonna ban muslims from coming into America and besides - he's self-funding his own campaign so he wont owe nobody!"

My brother-in-law AFTER Trump flip-flopped on both of these points

>Imagine how he's gonna feel when Trump backs down on building his wall

>>685013479
>Islam wants to murder every single one of LGBT.
Not before it murders all Trumpfags. Because SJWs have what it takes to become good Muslims... something that Trumpfags are congenially incapable of because they are simple degenerates hiding behind conservative slogans. That’s why “LGBT for Islam” is not stupid at all.

>>685015013
>"They watched it happen live"
Funfact, there are numerous reports of studios around holywood with a moon-like landscape on stage... There is literally no way of knowing whether it was live from the moon, or live from a studio.

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"I'll have a double quarter pounder with cheese, no cheese"

"Girls are scared of my monster cock"

"I got a nigger dick"

"He pussy"

>>685008624
NO FUCKING WAY...

THEYRE DIFFERENT CONTINENTS!!!

>>685015484
"If you go to college, you're guaranteed a job!"

"There's more than 2-3 genders"
"Educate yourself, cisgender bigot"
"Trans lives matter"
"It's 2016"
"Transgender people aren't mentally ill, but gender dysphoria is a mental illness"
"I love you"

>>685010797
This.

Trump has no idea that the world will never go back to the way it was. People who believe that he can do this are such major fucking incompetent morons.

>>685011140
Go back to 9fag we don't want your kind here

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>>685015721
>THEYRE DIFFERENT CONTINENTS!!!

>>685015595
I think he's just going to abstain. He doesn't want Trump, but he's a die-hard Republican... surprise

got a couple few... these are all serious questions/statements, and they're all from some dumb fucking cunts.

"So, anon, how many congress are there anyway?" - still not sure what she was asking here

"They had soft, firm, and medium (toothbrushes). I got you medium because I thought it would be the toughest"

This last one wasn't to me, but I overheard her asking a friend of mine.

(In reference to the Shell oil spill in the gulf) "I just don't understand why we put the oil there in the first place. Was it to keep the terrorists from getting it?"

>>685015634
I mean they watched it happen with observation equipment you fucktard, not on TV.

>>685014219
i can kind of understand sensory overload if you are half blinded i wouldnt focus much on audio cues, seeing as people turn down music when looking for street addresses and that apparently is a thing that works

I remember having a debate with this girl in high school on abortion.

I took the pro-life position and she was getting all butt hurt.

>why do you care? what were you a fetus in your past life or something?

To this day it's still the most retarded thing I've ever heard someone say.

>>685015367
>the world isn't round because I haven't physically been in a place to confirm it myself and can't trust photographs
Shut the fuck up. If we need to verify that your bedroom still has 4 walls and a faggot in it we will come ask you but otherwise your opinion isn't needed.

Heard someone who thought martin luther king was a talking dog.

"Go back to 9fag we don't want your kind here"

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>>685015909
>"I just don't understand why we put the oil there in the first place. Was it to keep the terrorists from getting it?"

Oh god

>>685006318
Traps arent gay

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>>685015743
that last one explains the ones above it

op isnt a faggot
gays should have equal rights
9/11 wasnt an inside job
jet fuel melts steel beams
retail is awesome work
foot fettish is real
traps are sexy


yep sure theres more

>>685006318
"Milk has yeast, right?"

>>685016028
Holy shit btfo

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king cucki

>>685016028

tip top kek

>>685015409
you're fuckin having me, wait did they think jurrasic park was real?

>>685016033
kek he was an ape
nice try from her tho

>>685010379
Topkek

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>>685015177
It's also worth mentioning that I absolutely *hate* anything with fluffies being mean to each other. Abusing the innocent beings as they beg for your love lets you experience the oppressors side of the injustice, but what if the fluffies themselves were evil too? It would be just assholes being assholes to even more assholes, and in a world like that why should you even bother abusing one anyway? Fluffies must be pure and innocent to be cathargic, otherwise there is no hope for you to crush or light for you to extinguish.
Brought to you by: >>685015761

"I mean, I fucked him but I'm a virgin''

>>685006318
"Hey do you still have that tattoo?" This was in 1992

>>685012031
i'd have to respond to this. Asia is most populated country in the world, not the more DENSELY populated ( which include the fact of being concentrated in an area). You win this anon.

I'm Asian because India is in Asian

>sitting at table with 8 friends drinking beer
>9th friend comes back from phonecall
>tells friend 3/9 that one of their friends in common has died
>friend 5/9 didn't listen to the convo atm
>friend 5/9 asks what happened
>friend 9/9 answers
>"girl went to sleep, didn't wake up, only 18 years old, wtf happened"
>friend 5/9 replies
>"so, she woke up and was dead?"
>mfw stupid autistic 5/9

You can't flim-flam the Zim-Zam.

>>685006318
The science is settled, Global warming is real, not all scientists agree.
They changed it to Global climate change because it was getting colder in some places, they then said that we would see extreme weather, weirdly a lot of is was snow.
"Look at the Hockey-stick" - Al Gore
Still no hockey-stick.
All the media say it's real, scientists that get massive grants to study global climate say it's real, IPCC say it's real.
All the estimates are off, it's the greatest hike in taxes (green) in history and they have convinced us we are paying for something good.
"Fool me twice..... won't get fooled again" George W. Bush.

>>685016332
Kek

"I like girls, no really, I'm just a virgin at 30"

>>685016287
I love it that you used the autism reaction.

>>685007839
You hear some mayor in the US refused to allow solar production in her town, this being one of her reasons?

>>685010853
Maybe he was talking about the shape of the acres and not the unit of measurement. Now don't you feel like a retard.

How do airline pilots not crash into stars?

>>685015367
No single cartographer has denied the validity of our world maps. Not even Flat Earth supporters deny their validity. You can distrust NASA but can you distrust every cartographer since the antiquity?

>>685016104
forgot the ace kicker on that one:

she was a 3rd grade teacher...

and that's why we're losing the education race

Allah akhbar

>>685016147
nah m8 i aint gay

There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.

the moon landing was real

>>685016237
who the fucks russel brand? is he that shitty comedian

I am a feminist

>>685016346
>Asia is most populated country in the world,
It's a continent.

And the award for most pedantic Anaon, goes to...... me.

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>>685016028
>verify that your bedroom still has 4 walls and a faggot in it

>>685006318
"I love you"

>>685006318
Working in retail you hear some dumb shit.
>whats in a egg?
>do you have fresh milk in the back?
>why dont they just remove the starbucks and put a self check out?
>why isent the starbucks bigger?
>does your yogurt have more than one dairy product in it?
i want to die

I'm bi-sexual, not gay

>>685006318
>Black lives matter

I mean really. Absolute rubbish.

>>685006318
have you ever voted hitler - some american chick 2 years ago

>>685006318
"[Our country] Doesn't really have any culture so I'm glad more of them are coming in."
(When talking about the recent immigration invasion of Europe)

"It's okay! When I wear a skirt, I'm a girl!"

And I remember it wasn't that long ago when you faggots tried to convince yourselves that you weren't faggots with this.
Now you fags are open about it, so good on you.

Still wish you all wouldn't obsess over cocks the way you do.

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>>685016287
The thread is still alive and they're still trying to justify fluffy threads.
>Fucking idiots

>>685007069
That's pretty tame compared to most feminists.

>>685006318
I feel that some higher instances of stupid warrant some note as well. These are from upperclassmen students/faculty, typically repeated several times on different occasions. If someone were to say something like this once and then admit they are wrong once corrected then I would call it stupid.

>When CERN powers up it shuts off the Earths magnetic field.
>Physics can't explain how a bicycle stays upright when being ridden.
>Is a cat a reptile?
(this was actually from a girl I went to high school with, so it's an oddball in this listing) She was quite serious.
>The reason we can't see ultraviolet light is because it's too bright to be seen.
This may suffice as a layman's explanation for someone that doesn't know the difference between intensity and wavelength but when it is adamantly repeated several times by an adjunct faculty member as truth it qualifies as stupid.
>What's that upsidown triangle? ( referring to the differential operator ∇ )
Asked by a student in undergraduate quantum mechanics II, this student frequently asked questions like this even though they should be basic knowledge for someone at that level.
>I can do [impossible task/thing X]. Because Einstein proved Newton wrong... I can prove you wrong.
There are a surprising amount of cranks in the academic environment. Also, general relativity didn't 'prove' Newtons formulation of gravitation wrong, it verifies it as a fantastic model for low velocity, low energy, low gravity systems. I have heard this type of crap from too many people.
>All natural X (typically a compund) is different from man-made X.
I have heard this junk concerning simple things like sodium bicarbonate and more complex molecules like sugars. It's an arrangement of atoms, it doesn't give a fuck how it was synthesized.

>>685012031
Asia contains areas that are the most densely populated in the world, but is not the most densely populated as a whole.

>>685017040

I heard this from some friends who were in a class on mathematical physics.
>And then the geometric series is... (the instructor proceeds to write it wrong)
Several students correct her and she refuses to admit it's wrong.
Several students Google it to show her.
Several students prove it's wrong just by plugging in values.
She never admitted it was wrong.

Some context for these ones, I used to work as a grader and these are instances where students would not know how to answer a problem and just start making things up. I wouldn't normally classify these as stupid, and perhaps I'm being a little hard, but they came from grad students who should know better.

>Si(1000) ≈ 1.570233 by the sine integral theorem.
No such theorem exists. In any other context just writing Si(1000) ≈ 1.570233 would be okay, but the point of the problem was to prove that Si(1000) ≈ 1.570233.

>We can then find the roots [of a polynomial of finite degree] in a progression...
It's hard to fully do this justice as I cannot recall a large block of rambling text that was written. The problem required an explanation using the argument theorem, but instead the student copied (by hand) the entire Wikipedia page on the Weierstrass factorization theorem. I still have no fucking clue why. It's just that the amount of effort that went into the copying takes way more than that required to just Google how to use the argument theorem.

>The delta-epsilon definition of a limit isn't actually important.
From a student in standard real analysis, where this definition is of fundamental importance.
>Neither are Cauchy sequences.
Same student.

>>685016546
was in one of the carolinas, I think. that and she didn't want the concentrated radiation giving everyone cancer since, you know, solar plants are like magnets for uv rays...

Two people yelling

Person 1: quit being so stuiped
Person 2: no!

>>685007559
https://youtu.be/E8-8gJGT__4

"i don sugg digg "XDXDXDXD i mean cum ( ;) ) on
>>685016284 LOL

>>685010797
>"Make America great again"
>removes even more civil liberties

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>>685006318

Not sure if the absolute dumbest... still, pretty fucking stupid.

>>685011596

Not dumb, just poorly worded.

(About) 24fps is the minimum threshold for flicker fusion to be percieved.

What was the context of the conversation?

>>685006318

My dick is about the size of tis remote.

-me explaining to my now wife on our first date how big my dick is

She didn't ask.

>>685006318
"Rick And Morty Is a Kid's Show"

>>685013454
well, project chanology,
some pedos have been van'd for downloading cp,
and i think ive heard of a busted cp ring.

>>685016975
i like dick and cunt im no faggot im bisexual i fucking hate faggots who cant admit a man in a skirt is just a pretty guy and that makes you gay or bi

>>685017178
>was in one of the carolinas

That explains so much.
Being someone currently stuck in South Carolina, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that the people here are fucking retarded idiots.

>Why cars always honkin' when I walkin' in the road?
>This road is closed due to floods, so I'll drive around the barricade. Nothing bad could possibly happen.
>We need to raise money for the farms!
>We lost the money for the farms!
>Sex Ed and evolution (in some schools) is optional while Bible Studies in a non-Christian school is mandatory in some schools.

>>685016267
It was my ex-girlfriend. I forget what we were talking about but she said that. She fell off of a horse when she was 12 and was in a coma for 2 weeks. I swear to god I think she might have been mildly retarded.

"Jet full can melt steel beams"

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>>685016954

>>685006318
your vote matters.

>>685016346
>>685016863
>>685017060
Thank you.

>Asia contains areas that are the most densely populated in the world.
Actually one such area is located inside me. As a matter of fact, I am more densely populated than Asia.

>>685017443
I don't have a problem if a person wants to fuck another dude or a chick. I just hate it when some guy obsesses over cock, or some boy in a skirt, and will still claim to be 100% straight.
At that point you're at least bi. I mean, Jesus fuck.

>>685006318
The earth is flat

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>Is there any way you can make my ice cream less cold?
Sure let me just throw your ice cream in oven...

>>685009852
my nigga

>>685013859
Well what's the difference?

>>685017496
She'd have to be retarded to go out with a fag like you

>>685006318

"People eat meat because they want to feel superior to animals"

>>685006318
White kids who talk like niggers

>>685006318
So, I'm a highschool teacher, for history, and I got put in the lower classes, but these answers were ridiculous
>World War One was started when?
>Ans: 1945

>Why did the Japanese surrender in World War Two?
>Ans: The mariners dropped a nuclear missile on tokyo, japan

>This is a two part question: Who was Adolf Hitler and what did he do
>Ans: he attacked america with his planes but we sent a boat to berlin and stopped the polin invasion.

I fear for this generation.

>>685012031
What are you talking about?

>traps are gay

>>685014952
It's a cool city

When I was a kid was with a friend in the elevator and we were taking his dog back to his apartment and he said:
>Rocky doesn't understand the concept of an elevator, he thinks we are traveling to another dimension.

>>685017303
fucking this

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>>685017203
hahahahah... Hahahahahahaaa

>>685008624
>I had an hour long argument with some bitch about whether or not africa and south america are the same place

I admire your sense of self respect and time management

>>685011140
go an hero fag

the dumbest thing that i have head is one extreme leftist (sadly in coledge) that maths are rightist

>>685006318
"gender is a social construct"

>>685006318
"You just have to have faith"

>>685015953
You know that how? Wikipedia? Again, other people telling you something...

>>685017359
maybe they only caught it from the 2nd season

>>685017616
thank you anon, you arent a faggot

>>685008834
shes clever, 10/10
you a faggot btw

>>685017869
You've got to be 18 to be here baby boi

>"Sun is a scorched planet"

>>685017334
video games

>>685017496
hahahahahahahahahaha, this isnt a ylyl thread

>>685006318
I eat paint chips and drink battery acid

>>685015177
>Feminine penis is stupid.
Do separate body parts have gender?
Is male blood different from female blood?

>>685009852
The moon landing is fake nigga

>>685006318
*me fucking with the most stupid nigga in school*
me talking with a friend in front of him about him: His dick must be crooked as fuck
him: isn't that how it's supposed to be?

>>685006318
"the sun is not a star".....

"If I burry a piece of paper will it grow a tree?"

>>685016028
The world fucking IS round but there is no way of proofing it because everything can be denied to fucking idiot moron, do you even fucking read you mentally retarded shit? Go back to kindergarten and suck your mom's dick you fucking faggot

>>685010230
dis

>>685017079
quick question: what a person this educated is doing on 4chan? I just wonder.

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>>685006318
Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQKgpm1SJmQ

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"how does the bubble gets in the Spirit level?" Classmate in Scholl.