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Military. It's essentially a declaration that you've lost the game.

Think about it. The power of free will and you *still* settle for slavery. Wonderful, no?

From an early age, you're influenced by your environment. Your parents (or lack of), teachers (in some manner, shape or form) and other mentors can help steer your life in a direction, whichever direction that may actually be.

However, during all of this, if you're still alive and have most of your bodily functions, there are a whole world of opportunities available to you. Especially in this day and age of technological marvels and the wonders of the Internet to provide information (and, of course, misinformation.)

The military should not even be an option, at this point, because not only is there enough information to suggest that joining it is only for those who've allowed themselves to be brainwashed by a military-industrial complex keen on retaining what power they have left ... but there is also enough information available for people to make their own decisions on what they'd like to do, instead.

Still, people join. They wish to be broken down and remoulded in somebody else's image.

This is a sign of weakness. Of allowing one's self to be influenced and corrupted by those with power and ambition. Essentially, those who join the military are no-better than mindless sheep.

>tl;dr: Join the military? You're a faeces-flinging, irradiated, nuclear-powered rhesus monkey who enjoys others making decisions for you.

>>648853284
Exactly, that's why we have to fuck these stupid whores.

>>648853169
xhamster /movies/1688265/army_girls.html

wish it were better quality

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>>648853284
OP asks for porn... and this nigga drops philosophical shit.

>mfw

>>648853284
just want sloots

>>648853454

Dady issues

>>648853284
So according to your outlook I'm a quintessential drone since I'm a private. Yet I've made more cash in the Army than I have the civilian sector, liscensed on vehicles faster than I did in the civilian sector that I don't pay for unless I crash, learn how to work on the vehicles, get to go to the shooting range with a rifle which is fun while some females whom people are here to see on range duty helped me site in my rifle, made more buddies than in the real world, don't get bored have stuff to do, eat more consistently than I ever have in my entire life, get to camp out in the field not really a vacation but its an experience getting out of the cities, a lot of civilians seem like they are much nicer to me than before I joined, there are perks and benefits. Somehow having a job I find interesting that holds me to a higher standard with some risk sounds like a bad idea to you? Haha.

Bump. I love these pics.

>>648854482
tl;dr : I couldn't hack it in "civilian" life.

this thread again....

>>648854482

You fight for banks and corporations. Not your people. You have been conned.

Our failed systems are propped up by dead soldiers. Wake up.

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I like it when the catalog page shows something shooting something.

>>648854482
nothing you said refuted you being a drone

>>648853284
>implying you didn't make it through MEPS

Well shit I think I have a new fetish

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>>648854482
Dude im in the army and its no where near a glorious as u make it sound. The army is for retards and younger me joined because i was filled with piss and vineager and wanted to go get my kill on. I joined for the wrong reasons. The army is nothing but a bunch of fucking retards who cant live without "all these great benefits" you get in the army. I have 5 months left and im eagerly counting down the days until i have my freedom back.

>>648853169

you should see the video to this...insta boner

>>648855308
I'm an oldfag, b4 oldfags were even around.
Joined military during Iran hostage crisis. Not because I couldn't hack civy life, but because I wanted to kill Iranian sand niggs.

>>648853169
sauce?

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>>648855308
That's yet to be determined.
The Army pays me to adventure and learn useful skills in life, kinda hard to compare civilian life to it. It's not all fun and games but when you wanna cherry pick the things that sound good about civilian life good luck trying to hack it.

>>648855742
Got out of the marines 2 years ago.

Got mine in Afghan and EASd out.

The grass is definitely greener /b/ro.

>>648855892
BTW I still want to.

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>>648855419

Well shit I think I have a new fetish

>>648855742
Well I fell into a good unit and hunt the good stuff.
Of course there is a lot of hurry up and wait depending on stuff.
I wanted to joined the military for a lot of reasons, gave me a really good standard for improving myself.

>>648856444
Sauce

>>648853169
Slut-shaming... how 80s. That should be expected, racism was taboo since the 60s and is still fun for the "edgy" and the stupid... and the rich (they can still do it with their money and power).

>>648856444
Checked

>>648853169
>>648856444
Fake and gay

>>648856444
>army
>those nails
Pick one

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>>648856516
Holy fuck go take ur faggot mrt training somewhere else private, if ur the mechanic kid u sound like some dumb inner city nigger trying to escape his low begginings, shoot for a higher goal man this army is designed for conscripts even though we are told we are "professionals". Go to college and get a real job and stop being a welfare queen.

>>648856762
It's not really slut shaming. Besides anyone can buy a t-shirt that says Army on it.

>>648856110
Yeah i did too unfortunately i lost a few buddies too, what mechanic boy fails to see is that he is nothin but a shekel producing unit for the goyim in charge of everything

>>648853284
exactly right!

if you´re a soldier in any army you prostitute yourself for the powerful elite. same goes for the police.

>>648853169
http://www.damplips.com/?p=10612

>>648856889
I like these snax gifs waaay too much

>>648854482
geez really sounds like living

no really where do i sign up

i wanna be as alive as this guy

>>648856886
You're jealous.
I joined the military and legitimately like it. All you gotta do is embrace the suck. Adventure has boring parts to it some people can't get over that.

>>648855411
they are more countries than the us

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>>648856444
got full vid fag

>>648857509
Did you just mistake Bump Girl for that faggot WT Snacks?

>>648857509
I always thought they were the same person? just one had bigger tits?

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>>648856444
http://www.redtube.com/624089
pretty much starts when it gets good

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>>648857806

Requesting this

>>648858037
>>648858052
Google this
>a6ccc13253203d5ae0aeaa4c9fe28c46

no joke.

>>648853284

>hurr fuck militray brb gotta go to work being a useless fuck and not contribute anything to society and the betterment of anything except people that feel like hating themselves and going in to get a quesarito

>>648857722
Jealous i think not private give it some time and youll see it for what its for, have you deployed yet? No!? Gee golly willickers i didnt think so, your just sitting around in your mechanic bay jacking your dick all day and posting pics of yourself in your cute little uniform on instagram and facebook and shit arent you? Come talk to me when youve been in a while kid.

>>648853284
It's a four year adventure you coward.

>>648858037
See
>>648857119

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>>648858052
only 2 faggots wznt zauze ?

1. is full clip i suppose and theres no mother

5F9CE2A

608E129

8B1BCCA

DEE9C86

F991638

>>648858214
its not the full video fag

>>648858233
we all want it, post it

>>648858114
http://www.redtube.com/624089

>>648858233
I WANT SAUSE!

>>648858233
give

>>648858040
Ruined it for me

>>648853284
Or maybe people just need a job, or free college.

You sound like you are incapable of enjoying life. Sorry friend.

8 MIN LONG VERSION HERE, just misses out the shit start bit
http://www.redtube.com/624089

>>648857722

Ah, i remember my early days of the army and how i felt this same way.

Hey, anon, come back here in 3 years and let us know how you feel.

>>648858329
how lol?

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>>648858321
>>648858306
>>648858296
its Girl Talk by GF REVENGE

>>648858460
been in 6 years
no job satisfaction
get treated like more of a kid than you at school
no one gives a shit about you

YOUR JUST A NUMBER TO THEM

>>648858233
Please ma nigs gimme dat saucy release

>>648858558
meh 8 min vid did it for me, straight into the pussy licking haha

>>648858304
>>648858587
Here Faggot

>>648858579
Get out mah nigga dont be scared of freedom

>>648858304
10/10

>>648853284
Choose military? Obviously that's the wrong choice and you let people make your choices. So do what I say on a message board while I feel better about the pretentious douche I am.

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>>648854482
He had to put 'haha' at the end of his speach to show just how not mad or upset he was by the anal prolapse causing rape he received

>>648858695
i am thank god, signed off last week only 51 weeks left in haha
going to join the reservists, i like doing my bit for my country and it makes me feel proud to and to be doing something good with my life, but at least in the reserves i can do it as and when i want to

>>648858579

I've met some of the best people i've ever known, but you're right for the most part. overall, the military feels like it's literal purpose is to just fuck you.

I actually like my job (combat camera) which is the only reason i'm still in. Hard to go to combat to document SF dudes popping hajjis in their fuckfaces and then join them in the fuckface popping as a civilian.

>>648858198
>>648858460
You kidding me, if I get deployed I'm going to make bank, I'll be set up to buy a trailer and move into a park.
I was doing jack shit besides PT before I joined up at least I'd have shit to do on deployment even if it turns out to be stressful.

>>648853284
Only on /b/ could you go looking for porn and find deep philosophical musings

>>648853284
Haha, some military dude fucked your gf

Have fun being a cuck to real men, faggot

>>648858914

The green weenie is so far up your ass bro.

I bet you have a high and tight and love saying hooah 1000000x a day

>>648858968
kek, this

>>648858233
Muh dick

>>648858968
Did someone fuck your girl friend? projecting much

>>648855742
I smell a pussy who's gonna ETS d
Jk I mean get pushed out cause he's a fucking Pussy .. Enjoy your disjonorable/general discharge faggot

11b 10thm

Lol at the whole "give up free will" idea. This is not exclusive to the military.

If you work for someone else, private or public sector, you will adhere to their policies to receive the benefits they offer.

But you are just grasping at straws to elevate yourself among others. Like you are better than anyone. Get over yourself and stop being a naive dbag.

It's not cool.

>>648853169
>military

>>648853284
So I'd assume you'd rather be sucking corporate dick and getting your ass stuck in a good 10k of debt? Or would you rather have the training to defend yourself against what you see as your enemy literally at home and get good fucking technical training while you're at it?

Why am I even bothering with you. You're probably some fucking cuck who browses /ic/ and gets bubble tea enemas while contemplating life

>>648858692
Thanks màng

http://ilinti.com/1189504

>>648856444
This pic is fake anyone who's in the service knows nailpolish in the army isn't allowed on navy n Airforce fags do that

>>648853284

This is why there is such a high rate of soldier suicide. More US military have an heroed than died in combat over the past decade.

#SoldierShame

>>648858897
the main reason im so pissed off about my career is my very first posting was a 5 year stint in a support sqn, which basically meant we watched everyone else in the regiment go on tour while we picked up their work. so i missed afghanistan, the whole reason i joined and trained for the best part of a year, we worked late and alot of weekends and got nothing but abuse and shit for it. my next posting where im at now im the CO's driver which is an easy job but again im not going abroad so tbh iv got a major issue with the army and how its handled my career. so fuck it iv signed off going to infantry reserves while i train in collage to do electrical installation. all the fun of the army w/o the shit lol
Word of advice for the kids before you sign, speak to people wholl tell you truth, not the guys trying to employ you

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>>648859096
Hooah

>>648855411
I'm in the military and dying of laughter by this autist shite. Good luck getting a job you neckbeard I'll take my disillusionment else where and make a profit doing it all the while and do what I want with said profit. Not to mention because of my field I'm guaranteed a cushy desk jon when I'm out which I probably will ignore and have fun. :P

>>648859492
You are ignoring almost every fact accept that they were in the military.

There are many other contributing factors that generally apply to those suicides.

And they align with civilian suicide demographics.

>>648859277
Haha 11b my dick u faggot, 11b who actually deploy know whats up, u must still be a cherry. How about you go get deployed and watch your friends die in a foreign country with no natural resources and no strategic importance and ask yourself why they died and what for, ive been there man its a big wakeup call, i have no problem going to some shithole nation and killing some niggers of no importance as long as im gettin payed for it, the army gives you a small pittance and they pay you the rest in "honor" and "respect" fuck that give me shekels

lol Army chicks. Belly buttons pierced. Nipples pierces. Those nails. Fake color dyed hair. Wearing panties under PT shorts. Yep. Sure thing. Still hot regardless though.

Ok, just take it!
http://fapdu.com/gfrevenge-girl-talk

>>648858914

Wow, a whole trailer!!!

>>648860077

Hahah no they don't. Veterans of foreign war are among the highest risk groups for suicide.

Because they come home, realize they aren't heroes, so they an hero.

20 minute video of the army girls

http://fapdu.com/gfrevenge-girl-talk

>>648860122
Lmao 3 combat tours underneath my belt Pussy lol don't talk back to a grunt like that u faggot... Go earn something in life ..sorry u could cut it soup sandwich

>>648860077

You're an idiot.

https://www.afsp.org/research/research-connection/risk-for-suicide-among-veterans-in-the-community

The investigators found that veterans were at a much higher risk for suicide than nonveterans, especially women who had nearly triple the rate of suicide relative to women who never served in the military. Veterans, especially older veterans, were also more likely to die by firearms.

>>648860537
>>648860122
Both of you fuck wad army fags are on 4chan you could both be lying..... Air Force all the way

>>648859499
>career
>employ you

dying here

>>648858198


I've been in for 12 years and deployed to both Iraq and afghanistan.

I love my job.

But I am a Blackhawk pilot.....

So

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I've had this one for awhile.
Didn't know it was a video, never really believed it to be actually military but I liked the idea of it.

>>648860233
That's the dream buddy. Gotta have a HQ.
It might cover an entire one. Having one of those paid off makes living costs pretty damn appealing, less maintenance than a house, better than an apartment. Parks are usually pretty nice. Be a damn sweet set up.

>>648860537
Jeesus christ now i know for sure u are some fuckin pog, soupsandwich goddammit i havent heard any non retard say that, 3 tours my dick man, just stop, three tours to the shoppette maybe, if you really are a 11b with 3 tours and still all motivated you are the retarded nco who is scared to get out and cant see themselves without the army, jesus christ your pathetic

>>648858304
>http://www.redtube.com/624089
fake as shit gf revenge is all fake all the time

>>648860746
Yeah pilots are officers and dont deal with much shit, but i love you guys yall have saved my ass a few times

>>648860982
iv not claimed it is real, someone asked for a sauce so i found what i could lol

>>648860995

Same bro. Have a special place in my heart for little bird pilots.

>>648860845
Think of it in terms of equity. Trailers do not gain value, only lose it. Even more so when it's on someone elses rental lot in a trailer park. At least put it on a couple acres of wooded land that you yourself own so there is no rental fee. You will always be better off with a real house though because they keep value/increase in value. That is the only down side unless a twister comes along to your park.

>>648860867
Lmao u are such a scrub man ...u need a ace card ? Maybe u need to see the chaplain ..sounds like u went through hell guarding that PX :-/

>>648860995
I was enlisted for ten years before I commissioned.

Most of my time so far has been lower enlisted.

Happiness is a mindset that transcends rank, social status, any demographic, financial status or employment.

You seek out reasons to be unhappy and cling to reasons to complain.

You would do the same thing in the civilian sector.

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>>648857509

Be op
"Yeah gna get me some military pussy cant, better get me pee pee out ready"
ends up with a deep conversation about the pros and cons of serving and housing xD
instant boner killer

>>648860867
Lmao I'm motivated why not..we all deal with bullshit like whinny faggot like u who come into our ranks and cry about everything..look pussy your doing this nation and the army a huge favor getting that fuck out ..when you get that member-4 stick it up your ass and enjoy you civilian life faggot

>>648860660

Actually:

http://www.npr.org/2015/10/01/444999996/the-number-22-is-there-a-false-narrative-for-vet-suicide

>>648855411
>You fight for banks and corporations. Not your people. You have been conned.
>Our failed systems are propped up by dead soldiers. Wake up.

Thanks Bernie. You forgot to mention "oligarchy" in your screed.

Wtf guise I just wanted to fap

>>648857806
>648857119
>>648858037
>>648858052
>tfw it's already here >>648857119

>>648861457
happiness in the military is definatly not a mindset when the manegment just grinds you down and doesnt give a shit about you well being. its just a case of keeping your head down and venting when you get back to the block. in the civi sector theres people to talk to if it gets to much and you feel like your being unfairly treated, in the army theres no one really because your made to feel like you cant and you know your lifes just gna get alot harder if you do. iv witnessed this many times in 6 year career so far

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2015/02/04/the-missing-context-behind-a-widely-cited-statistic-that-there-are-22-veteran-suicides-a-day/v

>>648861192
Those are good points, I thought about land before suppose it'll be one of those things to work toward after having decent dwelling I could plop down on it. property taxes would probably run a bit cheaper than renting.
Houses are a lot of work, wouldn't consider buying one unless I was going to rent it out and live somewhere else. Don't think that'd work out with military obligations.
Statistically I'm at a age where marriage is off the table for good so that dynamic is another thing I don't have to sweat so a smaller space like a trailer should work well.

>>648860537
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>648862093

Whoops. Correct link.

>>648861945

go see chaps you weak fuck

http://www.politifact.com/georgia/statements/2015/feb/27/johnny-isakson/rate-not-just-number-helps-explain-vet-suicide-ris/

>>648862146
fuck you and your mother fucker blood line you little bitch

>>648862146
Lmaoooo

>>648853169

You're all retarded. This is GF Revenge. It's not real.

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>>648853284
>fat fedora edgelord ruining porn thread
>huurrr muh slavery
>could get bachelors in something cool from GI bill
>become officer
>become a AH-64 pilot
>get paid to fly a fucking helicopter killing shitskins
>awesome benefits

>>648861945


There are agencies that are dedicated to ensure we are treated correctly.

Literal entire agencies. Many of them. EO, SHARP, IG, chaplains corps.


That does not exist in the civilian sector. You just quit or overreact and get fired.

The thing is, you are not actually being mistreated. You just perceive it that way because of your outlook.

If you are actually being treated incorrectly seek out your chain of command or the appropriate agency.

>>648862196

>>648862196

Goddam cold medicine has me making stupid mistakes. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2015/02/04/the-missing-context-behind-a-widely-cited-statistic-that-there-are-22-veteran-suicides-a-day/ Or 4Chan thinks I'm spamming and deleted the link. Anyway, veteran suicides don't exceed their demographic. Most military suicides are white and asian and of certain age demographics, very few of which are actually young or from these two wars. Once you analyze veterans by their subdemographics, you realize vets really don't commit suicide at a higher rate than civilians

>>648858114
>a6ccc13253203d5ae0aeaa4c9fe28c46
that laugh tho...

>>648862504


Blackhawk pilot here.

How is that ADF treating you?


Lol

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>>648853169
heyy

>>648862712
llll

>>648862146

lol was waiting for that

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http://www.xvideos.com/video4685018/vid-20130514-wa0006

Argentinian bitch

>>648858280
Thank you!
No one notices the sauce?

>>648862694

pretty sure you mean IDF bro.

>>648861733

>npr

>>648862614

Just like the rest of society: most suicides are white and asian in the civilian world as well. Whites and asians kill themselves at the same rates in the military as outside. And just like civilian suicide rates, black and hispanic military veterans tend not to kill themselves at all. I was in an infantry batallion of 1,000 Marines. The military is pretty diverse overall, but the Marine infantry is mostly white (much whiter than the Marine Corps as a whole). And out of those 1,000 Marines, one or two killed themselves. And that isn't terribly different from any random sampling of a 1,000 white guys with some diversity thrown in. So once you analyze subdemographics, you realize it's the same people killing themselves in the civilian world at the same rate. Fuck, I know way, way more guys who came into the Corps with nothing, depressed, and they came to realize their civilian problems were nothing and their life was pretty good. Military veterans tend to have enough close calls that they're more likely to have a thirst for life rather than an appetite to end it.

>>648857119
fap mode activate

>>648861733
>http://www.npr.org/2015/10/01/444999996/the-number-22-is-there-a-false-narrative-for-vet-suicide

That just points out that there's a difference between the vets who served in Afghanistan and the vets who are too old.

Vets are still killing themselves in droves.

>>648854482
just do your job and die. its all your worth now.

>>648862254
not weak at all, i can just pull my head out my own ass and see the truth

>>648862712
I've seen amputees help out with training to make it more realistic. 68W students flip the fuck out and try running all the way home.

>>648863609
NTC makes good use of them in the little towns they have. It's awesome actually. Despite the blood not flowing out and everything, at least they are missing the body part you have to fix and adds a little more realism. Plus the soldiers who are amputees doing it get a good laugh every single time and a paycheck for laying on the ground screaming.

>>648854482
keep fighting the terrorists your country most likely trained and funded. thanks for keeping us safe.

>>648862599
i know that the organisations are there and a big help, im just trying to say that there is alot of stigma and a knowledge that as soon as you go down that route your in for a world of pain from the other seniors and the guys you serving with in the army that stops alot people approaching these organisations especially when it comes to bullying and mistreatment of troops. its not happend to me personally but iv seen it happen alot and iv seen guys bullied into signing off

>>648862712
>nobody thinks they're going to be the guy who gets his leg blown off
>yfw you are that guy

I just signed up to the army reserve any advice what should I expect also I done It to get cat b and c driving license to drive cars and 7.5 tonne trucks within 6 months I couldnt afford that on the outside I hope to make a few mates and have fun. Whats the chances

>>648856444
Long hair on females in the military...hmm something seems wrong here

>>648863982
reserves are the way forward as far im concerned. all the fun with half the bullshit

>>648863831
For a couple guys I shot the breeze with they said it was better than therapy. Primal scream it out and help teach the FNG's the right way. "GIVE ME MY GODDAMN LEG SO I CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS!!!"

>>648864078
this isnt fucking GI Jane

>>648864207
out of interest being a uk soldier what does FNG mean? is that what you call your trainees?

>>648864150
Yeah thats what I thought im a britbong and theynsay there is alot more than jus training theres sports and trips to canada cyprus usa ect

>>648864374
fucking new guy

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>>648864374
Fuckin New Guy. Others are Shower Shoe, Boot, Cherry...

>>648864460
iv been a regular for 6 years and only been away twice, all the reserves iv spoken to have spent half the time iv been in and done twice as much

>>648864374

Fucking new guy

>>648859557
go back to reddit faggot

>>648862712
Nothing like seeing a wounded warrior with a limb blown off to make you realize this isn't Call of Duty.

>>648855742
Yup i thought the same thing when my time was up with the navy.. Civi life is alot harder then military life. Freedom is overrated

>>648864539
>>648864618
haha fair one, we call ours crows or sprogs

>>648863895

Wow. you're literally scared that being a pussy will make you look like a pussy. fuck dude. I'd say you're a pussy but you obviously already know that.

>>648853284
Consider this, joining the military and losing their identity is better than whatever life they had before.

Their life before the army was so shit, they're willing to sacrifice their freedoms and liberty, for some control. They might not be in control, but at least there is some.

>>648856880
Girls in the navy had manicured nails. It was aginst dress code but noone gave a shit

>>648853284
No I just wanted to shoot people and not get in trouble...

>>648864078
>>648864214
Nails are off regs. and the make up. At least I think that's make up. But aside from that, it looks legit. Ladies are allowed to have long hair but they're to have it in a bun. Only when in down time are they allowed to leave their hair like that. At least from what I remember.

>>64886464
where were you and would you recomend it

>>648864909
My nigga

>>648864771
well if you bothered to read what i put i said its not happened to me but iv seen it happen? if your there calling me a pussy then your probably one of the cunts in the army that sucks dick for promo and treats the people under you like shit so you can walk around thinking you something special, people like you are whats wrong with the army

>tfw when my life was great before the army and i enjoy being in the army other than petty gripes about 'wear of the uniform' and shit like that and will continue to enjoy it while you are all mad.

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i got all of her, right from the source... because i am the one that stole it from her computer

>>648864960
still like that now

>>648858007
I hate you

>>648864644
Would you recomend it and where were you

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>>648853284
i don't think you really get it. The military is really different on the enlisted side especially on the intel side. It's like any other office job

>>648858040
is it for real amateur stuff ? or just good fake

>>648865239
So..post instead of state that as if wishing you had some power over people for once in your life? It's a random slut. Who gives a flying fuck. You either post them or you don't. It's not like you're special for having them. Others actually got to fuck her instead of stealing photos off of her computer.

>>648854482
>takes taxpayer money for shooting children
>is proud of it

>>648865118
>implying it hasn't happened to you for any reason other than the fact that you are too much of a pussy to do anything about it
>implying anyone is under me
>implying i'm not specialist masterrace

I'm actually a team leader and have a couple of dudes kindanotreally and i send them home like 5 hours early everyday because they're all bros. can't stand whiney pussies though.
army isn't hard.

judging from their PT gear, the pics/vid is older than most of the posters on /b/.

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>>648865239
wana see more?

>>648865318
regulars? personally from my experience no, id do it very different if i could do it again. but thats just me personally and how my career ended up, iv know guys love it and guys hate it. iv only made it as far as canada (searching for UXO) and jordan (helping train EOD guys) a surprisingly boring career haha.
ARMY: Experiences may vary

>>648865567
>Dwells in basement hurr soldiers are dicks

>>648853169
>>648856444
>>648857806
>>648858233
>>648860831
It actually kind of pisses me off, because it just goes to show that in any unnatural all-female environment, the first thing women do is instantly revert to their cunt-centric witchcraft tribal voodoo caveman mindset and start fucking each other simply because they're bored.

"Deployment gay" is a meme for male deployed because its funny, few actually ever go full gay.

Fucking BCT for women, literally every woman in the barracks has eaten the cunt of every other woman within the first three weeks of being there. Absolutely 100% guaranteed. It doesn't matter if they're married and a Mormon, they will have licked cunt before their time is up. And they have the nerve to say men think only with their penis.

What the fuck is wrong with women?

>>648865449
urm by the looks of it a good fake, there cups are empty and you can tell its acted but a good watch

>>648865508
i was gona fuck her, but she fucked this other dude, and no way i was gona go sloppy seconds after that... but since you gona be a jerk... i got better things to do

>>648865668
it's funny because a pt uniform to replace that one came out last year.

>iseewhatyoudidthere.webm

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>>648859360
kek. ameritards would be whooped by spetsnaz

>>648865882
lmao sloppy seconds in the military is like high fiving your best battle. You were never ever going to fuck her and doubtful you were ever even in with those kinds of words

>>648865882
pc

>>648865723
Thanks for the advise man

>>648853454
How about you quit being a lazy bitch and provide a link

>>648853661
>signing away freedom for an absolute shit job and the trashiest women

whewlad
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>>648865508
no thanks... i didn't want this other dudes sloppy seconds...I knew him, and wouldn't put my dick his dick has been... i had a few chances with her.

since you gota be a jerk...I think i'll just move on

>>648865654
well if it hasnt happened to me then i cant do anything about it can you douche
and if your a team leader then you do have people under you?
you? master race? lolz good one
well if your finishing 5 hours early then no its not hard lmao but when you actually have to graft hard then its hard. same as any job really so not really getting your point there

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>>648860867
>>648860537
fuck you both. pic related the KOP aka Restrepo. you both are bitches

>>648865938
lmao, I wore that shit in the late 80's/mid 90's.

no fucking way that shit is/was still issued up to last year.

>I could be wrong but...

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>>648854482
Thanks for your service anon.

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>>648855419
Here have another

>>648866237
uhhh..didn't you just type that almost same thing here >>648865882

>>648865689
Moar please

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>>648856081
Ty for your service

>>648866237
you must not have been in the army very long because i know i'd put my dick in a sluts ass with my bro at the same time.

>>648866325
i bet that guys got the NAAFI dash record

>>648855419
hahahahahaaha
saved

>>648853169
whole video
/48DBEEF

>>648866442
exactly like I was saying here >>648866011

>>648866011
wow, the hostility... had no desire to.

Those kinds of words... what does that even mean?

I was in the military for quite a while son, and I can tell you... the last thing you really want to put your dick in... is an army chick... its dangerous... good way to get a drd

Way better off with the down range girls

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>this fucking thread
>tfw i just came in here looking forward to fapping to some hot army bitches

>>648857119
Aren't body piercings and hand tats against regs?

>>648866265
If you must know i said 'kindanotreally' because the squad leader oversteps his position and basically does my job 100%

as an e-4 i'm trusted enough to be in charge of some things but not too much to where i have to work harder and deal with dumb shit. have fun with your paperwork.

and they go home early because when we're at out unit we have literally no job. my units purpose is to deploy and go tdy to support other units. so yeah. they go home rather than sitting around the office being bred to hate their lives like people like you because you're not treated like an adult.

>>648853284

the jew is strong in this one.

>>648865689
not military.

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In the marines, and here I am pretending it's cool but I know it's not. I just wanted "free" college, man... can't wait to get out and get a real fucking job

>>648865689
new tread and dump!

>>648866275
yeah, look into it. they replaced that with a moisture wicking black uniform with yellow lettering.

>>648866553
>/48DBEEF
Goodbye!
The upload you're looking for has been deleted for the following reason

Request By Copyright Holder


its fake aka a real porn not homemade aka lame

>>648867023
yeah just did, august 11, 2014..

>>648866786
gonasyphilherpatitis? Every one has that shit

>>648866950
isn't it clear in the first picture? what you think she snuck into someone's shipping container? and took pictures?

>>648862146

>>648862811

>>648858233
Bait notevenfunny/10

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>>648866363
One more, just cause you asked nicely!

>>648867115
shieeeeeet, there goes that bookmark.

>>648867383
MOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRW

>>648867383
You, sir, have my attention now

>>648866922
triple dubs nice

im not treated like an adult its true, which is why iv had enough, i think thats the big difference with the US army and the british, you guys have adapted to the modern and have realised that you guys are adults and can be trusted, were still wondering why isis and the taliban havnt started digging trenches yet and insist on babysitting and micro managing our guys lol. But the powers that be will be

>>648866786
>down range girls

either you're still talking about army chicks, or you're talking about some disgusting sandniggers. either way, da fuck you make no sense.

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>mfw I came here for porn

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>>648853284
Z̍̇̎͂͏̼̱̭̫̻̫ã͚̗̞̊̈́ͮ͊̂͟c̼̙̮̹̠:̋̚ ̛ͣ͌̋͛̃̍̚"̬̻̫͔̭̂̃̈ͅW͍̖͖͙̹ͧͣ̽h̢͈̩̫͔̆̆̍̑ͅa͓̙̦̾̓̈́ͅt̡̞͔̘͍̜̓̽͆ͭ ̗̬̦̺̽͑ͦ̽̓́̂t̞̮̮̽̎̓̈͟ͅh̗̭ͥͨ̇̿e̺̗̬̫̥͇̞̓̓͂̋́̃ ̟̯̤ͪ̐̽̇͋͂̀̕f̌ͭͪ̃̋́̌ũ̵ͧͨ̈̓c̘̟͙̘̠̮̔͟k͎̫͓͍ ͥ̽ͫͮͩ̾̽d̪̹͔̝̹̥̋̈́̇̓͐̍ĭ̯d̳̮̈́ͪ̌̈̅͊ ̯̯͍̣̳̙ͬ̏̅͗͂y͙̳͔̭̽̀o̬͙̪̥̞̦̦̿̑u͈̗͚͎̪͍ͤͦ͊ͥ͒ͨ ̦̜̄̋͡j̯͇̖̰̀̎͊ͅû͕̹̞̭̯͠ŝ̲ͭ̑́ţ̘͓̬̼̞̒͂̿̒ͫ̈̆ ̲̰̜͈̣̲̳f̝̖̗̲̭̩͊ͬͣ̈̉͆ͤu̢͐͊ͭ͛̽c͎̝͕̘̞̫̥̄̃̇̾k̢̝̝͙̳̙͛̂̀̐i̶̹͔͈̳̯ͫ̓ͫ̊ͤ̉n̡̯͈̖̳̩ͅg̸̲̥̻ͣ̄̍ͩ̾͗ ̺̯͍̤̠̝̖͂̋͂͜s̔͆̈́̃̅a̩͇͔̍ͥ̈́͊̇͝y͒͒͌̈ͯ͒͆ ̢̝̖͍͍̖̙̯̄ͭ͌̀a͉͕͖̲͇̿͐ͣ͡ḃ̡͚̙̳̤́ō̳̝̠̩̭̓̑ͥ̔̿̚ủ̴͕̭̟͙͕͚t̵̰͍͈̹̲̐̎̿̋̈́ͪͧ ͌̑̉̔̓͋̊̀m̞̟̥͈ͨ̄ͨ̆e̜̹ͣ,̏̆ ͂̊́̓̒҉͍͈y̠͎̰͉͍̪ͮ͛̋ͦ͂̍̋o̮͖̝͙̙ͥ̀ͮ̍u̐̋ͧ̀͏͚ ͕̈̇̓̕l͎̘͓ͪ̄ͭ̌͐̊̊ͅǐ͍͖̺̞ͣͬt̝͎͖͖ͮͦ͗̎t̸͔͓̰̼̪̤͙l͊́̿̇̆ͪe̵͔̍͛ͣ̋ͯ ̩̦̩͍͈͈̦͋̾ͫ͆̄̚b̸̪̰́̈ͧȋ̦̎͂ͭ͡t̙͈͆̈́c̛̗͇̪͚ͪ̃ȟ̙̻͇̘̼͕ͯ͒̏̐?͉͉͖ͫ̈́̀ ̏͑҉̰̥̩̲̲̮I̮̙̠̹’͝l̻͖͍̥ͩͭ̃̽͒̐̐l̲̂ ̽̌͟h̬̖̺̱͍̥̠͐̓̚à̯̼͚̜ͦ͂ͅv̟́e͖̣̲̰ ̬͍̞͍͕̇̆y̳o͎̫̣̅̍͘u͖̝͍̞̬͔̼̿͠ ̨ͧ͊͆ͣͭͭk̜̃ͬ̀͐͢n͍̠̖͉ͬͮͮ̌̆̾̀ͅỏͨͮ̏ͥ͏w̍̈́ ̳̬̻͢I̺̬̬ͨ̈́̓̒̒̀ ̦̭͛̍̀̆̅͟g̛̥̳̘͍̞̤̗͊͌̐͑rͭͭͯ̉͋ͣ̿͏̹a̼̖͕͎͙̠͗ͅď̂u͚̳̍̀ͩa͈̹ẗ̩́͐ȩ̘̳͓̠̹̺̫ͣͤ̍d̩͖̘̲ ̮͓̙͈̯̪̣̈́ͨ̍ͧ̓̈́t̸͍̐͂̌ͥ͌ͬȯ̘̥̽p̻̘̫̲̂̋͑ ͤ̉̿̈̾o̢̟̹͍̰͓̠̟͊͒̈́ͫ̍f̋͂͑̓͆̔͗͟ ̱̑̿ͪ̒m̬͇͋̏y̹̭̠̭̲ͨ̚ ̖̹̙̪̪̭͂͂͋͌ç̙͛l̟̜̠͔̥̮̔͌̓ͮå͎̥̙̲̩̓̋̇͋͊͝sͭͦ̓̊͂s̳͕͔̱̞͙̋͊ͪ͌̊ͦͯ ̯ͧ͒̎͠i͔ͪ̔͞n̯̬ͥ̒ͬ͛͛ ̤̖͔ͣͨ̿͆t̬̟̝͇̏͂ͮ̑̄h̷͆e̗̫̝ͭ͛͋̾̐̿ͅ ̢̺̝̦ͨ͆ͣ̆N̞͖̐ͧ͗͑̈́ͅa͍̜͖͚ͭͨͣ̇ͭ̋v̻͎̲͙̭̪̊͛̐͑y͖̤͔̍̓ͮ̀̒̂̏ ̝̠͚̞̥̋̍ͥ͂͊ͧS̙̦̰̼͉̜̠̔ͮ͒ͬͩ̓̃ḙ̵̜͌a̧l̝̹̲͍͗̔̿s̸͚̗̥͓ͥͬͨ̒,̡͈̝̣͔̓̐ ͈̤̪͛̅̓̓͂̓̄́a͓̗͔͇̅͑ͭ̄ͪͤ̊͜n̦̩̘̖̭̈́ͦď͋͊ͧ͒͊ ̤̆̃̚̚I’̩̝̱̠ͩͪ̽ͬ͌̀̓v̮̿e͈͍ͣ ̲̱̱̆̎ͦ͌̓̿͐͝b̥̤͎̪̘͔ͧ̕ͅe̺̜e̫n͙̫̮̘͉͚͕͑̍͜ ̞̗̯ͩi͔͔̝ͧ̌ͣ̎͒ͣ͆͘n̵͉̗̘̖͇̱ͤ̃̌ͤͩͅv̮̰̖͕ͣ͜o̼͇̙̫̼l͆͋͛͒́v͙̭͐͠e͔̯̓͋̇͐ͨ́d͕͇̲͇͙͔̉́͆̄ͤ́ͩ͡ ̤̞̦̟͍̹͕̒ḯ̬̲̌̍̌ͭ̓͜n̅̿́ͪͭ͂͏̭ ̬͊ŝ͈̣̞͂̐͗̒͘ͅe̠̾ͩç̼̗̺͕̺̼ͬͅṙ̳̗͇̩̏͠e͚ͭ͐̈͛̋͐̚t̓ͣ̽̇͂͗̀̚ ̨͇͔̩̰r͚̗̐̆̋̆͗a̹̪͎i̦̥̭̰̔̆̌̚d͔̤͇͛͜s̩͉̆̎́̅͐ͨ̊̀ ͔̤͎̔ö͓͚̹́ͣn̤͊ͩͧͦ͋ ̴̥̏̎̓́Aͦͬ̉ͤͫ̃͂l̯̭̙̇ͩ-̜͈͓͉̅̎̊͞Q̙̻͖̻̖̓́͂ͦ̽̃ü̦̓͒̐̍a̠͓̝̔̔̔̀͡e͔͚̳̙̩̒̍d̂͂̐͑̓̓a͎̹͓̦̯͊̽̓ͫ̈,͆͡ ͇̦͈̞̹̩̮́̊͒ͯ̊a̟̤̬͔̝͓̼ͥ̓ͬ́͑͊̆͘n̦ͧ͐̅͜d̳ͪ͆̾ͪ̇̾̽ ̡̰̩̠͓̠̽̐̈̀͊̚Iͤ̾ ͔̲̝̦̲ͮ̎͌h͕͓̻ͥͯ͑ą͈͒͆̏͂̽̈v͉̘͇͙ͅȇ̵̺̳̯̯̄̒̽ͥ̓ ̼͈̯̘ͨͬͫ̚ȏ̢̫̈́ͅv͖͌̅ͩe͊̀ͮ̇ͦ̍͏̖̣̙ͅr̫̠̽̿ͥ̈́̔̈̓͟ ͢3̛̲͓̩̖̬̬̝ͩ͋̈ͣ̂0̸̻̣̖̝͎̬͓0̬̬͐ͭ̕ ̝͔̯͕̗̖͙̊͂̅c̞̰̹̒o̡̩̫̝̙͍̘n̹̮͌̀͛̈́ͦͯͨ̀ͅf͂́́̕i̸̳̬̇̎̄r͖̥̘͓̻͈͔̍ͮ̍m̈́ͤͫͨ̑̓҉̞̹eͥͧ͋͊ͦd͖̱̟̲̗͆͆͋́͞ ̜k̵̙͇̀̃̔͆̉ͭͮḭ̮̰̭̳͕̓̎ͯ̚͜ͅl͓̘͇̗͍͓͉ͬ̐̑̋̐͟l̯̹͉̳̲̊̇͆ͅs̟̼͓̫̼̐ͧ͛͂ͬͪ͌͟.̜̒

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>>648853284
YOU STUPID NIGGER FAGGOT! THIS IS A PORN THREAD. AN HERO NOW!

>>648867586
i'm not british? but yeah. if it's an option for you and you could make it, go to sf selection bro. you'd be treated like an adult there. it's probably the last place in the army that you are. wish i had. now i'm married with a kid on the way and there's no way to live both lifestyles comfortably.

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>>648867665
Trip-dubs checked.

>>648863086
Pretty sure you if you meant that, you are not a pilot

>>648867383
That top right dog picture

>>648867971
goddamn you

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>>648867855
dubz

http://youseeporn.com/video/gfrevenge-120827-girl-talk-219664.html

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>>648867971
thats not trips faggo... oh. you piece of shit

>>648868049
u rite