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POST YOUR AGE IN THIS THREAD!

BE HONEST!!

(Underage fags don't worry > you can post too!)
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>>684887314
15 :)
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>>684887314
Oh, OP is 24
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>>684887375
actually i lied 15 in a week haha :P
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Im Seven xD
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24
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>>684887314
16
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>>684887314
20
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Above the Mexican age of consent
Which is actually somewhere below 12 according to some uncited picture I saw.
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>>684887471
Go to bed, you naughty little boy!
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31

You Bernie voting newfags
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>>684887314
55
So? OldFags can be /b/tards too.
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>>684887314
Last two digits check em^
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>>684887314
20.
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>>684887314
18, checkem
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Hey Mods...
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact.
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45
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>>684887566
Was that on /hebe/?
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>>684887744
trip dubs
gj m8
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>>684887685
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3
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>>684887809
Is that a board?
Cloverfag here, if you can't tell.
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>>684887314

49

faggot
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39
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35. Now, get off my lawn, faggots.
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>>684887874
thanks, sonny.
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>>684887314
Look at my digits.
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>>684887780
me too
IRL 19 look 14
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18
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18
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>>684887375
>>684887471
>>684887528
>>684887780
>>684887896
b&
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26
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>>684887314
30, motherfucker.
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>>684888003
888 003
>888
Can't lie
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17
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17
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>>684887314
52

>faggot
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>>684887314

37
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>>684887640
lol
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19
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>>684888007
Really? Nice, I've heard I can pass for like 17-18 lmao.
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>>684885100
I'm in the womb
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>>684888097
OldFags of /b/ Unite!

Lets go find some of these 18 year old's moms and give the /b/tards some younger siblings!

I'll bring a fresh bottle of Viagra, you bring the chips!
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17 in 9 days and 2 hours now
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>>684887314
20 in 3 months
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>>684887314
12 and what is this
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30.
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>>684887985
Oh god, me too.

I realised today that I am the age (35) that my father was when he conceived me. (He's 70 now)

The horror!
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>>684888071
>>684888092
>>684888151

Can you guys post pictures of your Mom's so me an Mr. >>684888097 can choose which ones we want to bang?

Thanks, /b/ro's.
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>>684888511
MUKBANG?
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old enough to do it right, young enough to do it often.
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UR MOM
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>>684888511
Here ya go, my negroid subhuman:
https://youtu.be/sWZRiiecoBs
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>>684888902
Dumb ass nigga. What da fuck you talking bout?
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>>684887314
20 :)
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>>684889144
how'd you find my video? are you a wizard?
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I'm 21 born in 2003 kids
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>>684887314
19
Acts like a 25 yo but is a 5yo inside
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19
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>>684889402
I know where you live, BOI!

Marlow, Buckinghamshire

Even know the name of your apartment, negroid.

You better watch out!
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>>684887910
It's an 8ch board
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119
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>>684889839
Pedo?
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>>684887314
20, birthday was 2 days ago.
I'm gonna die alone, on this board, aren't I?
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>>684890026
probably
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12 yr old grill here
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>>684887685
>55
56 HA!
Can't beat that youngfag.
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>>684890029
We're gonna die alone, together if you want
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>>684890180
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>>684890285
Frank, get off 4chan
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>>684890029
You're young.
Enjoy your life, really.
Just fuck it dude!
When you reach 30, then settle down.
Enjoy your youth!
Seriously!!!!
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>>684887314
3930
but only 256 here
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>>684890299
Even surrounded by their loved ones, everyone dies alone.
It's just the way things are.
But I appreciate the sentiment.
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39 seems young now jackasses
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>>684887314
Hey I'm 24 too
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39, kinda fat.
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>>684887314
21. Been here since I was 14 though. Jaesus I need to get my life together
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>>684890572
Inna minute.
Is there any tapioca pudding left?
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4 :$
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>>684890927
No fucking way. If that's actually you Frank then color me incredibly surprised.
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>>684890927
FROG SPAWN!
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>>684890285
Damn, dude. Ok. I'll buy the Geritol... ;-)
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>>684890593
I look like the pic related.
And I managed to trash a large amount of my social, physical, and mental resources, and the financial ones aren't looking too hot.
Lives like mine don't get better.
Right now I'm hoping for a fatal (just to me) car accident.
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>>684887314
23
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Check
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'Em
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>>684891065
Not Frank but still interested in that pudding.

>>684891164
Cool beans. I got ya covered for viagra if you need it.
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>>684891444
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>>684891444
>>684891556
YOU FAILED
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>>684891444
>>684891556
Close but no cigar.
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>>684891667
I FAILED
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>>684891724
WE FAILED
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>>684887314
20
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Too bad almost had trip trips
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>>684891358
YOU'RE 20 YEARS OLD!
For fuck's sake, I know you think your life is shit, but it DOES get easier!
YOU WILL FIND love
YOU WILL FIND meaning
Hang in there.
Believe me!!
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>>684891955
Just have to handle these dubs for now
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49. And I've reported every single underaged tard in here. Enjoy ur b& edgy middleschoolers
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>>684887314
Im Q
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>>684887744
Well done
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>>684887991
Are you sure you aren't 10? Because that seems like something a 10 year old cares about
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Please dont mind me, im just waiting for one of those lolita threads.
Have a nice day
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>>684892095
reported
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>>684892330
Order corn
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>>684892330
wow a true blue pedophile. Respect, bruv
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>>684892330
You might want to go to /lit/ for that, old bean
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>>684892126
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>>684887314
This is me
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
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48 year oldfag- kinda like trolling you guys. Seems a little too easy most of the time, tbh.
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>>684887640
14 and with trump
thanks to you oldfags I'm not mentally retarded
(At least I think I am)
quads and I'll upload a pic and deliever!
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>>684892330
*hands oldestfag crown over*
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>>684892529
HA! It's funny because books.
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>>684892655
Are you waiting for one of those lolita threads too?
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>>684892351
>>684892247
>>684890887
>>684888303
Don't fuck up your lives like we did.
Enjoy your ban and make the most constructive use of it.
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>>684892802
What, with the cartoon shit? No- fuck that noise.
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>>684887314
>38
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22 GET
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>>684887314
>18-34
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>>684887314
20
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I'm 14
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>>684892773
>Jean-Paul Sartre smoking a pipe, wearing a beret.jpg
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>>684892773
Anyway, I'm 20. Probably part of the largest user base. Pic is my only one saved on this comp that isn't cartoon porn.
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>>684892677
>>684892677
>guys im 14 and I have no understanding of international trade or foreign policy
>I think trump will be a gud president xDDDD
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>>684892836
hey it's me from >>684892677
I'd rather die of /b/ cancer than be oblivious to the world, I know this place is full of fucked up shit, but it's better than tumblr, where i was before
you guys might hate us youngfags, and alot of us are pretty fucking stupid, myself included. But you guys are like a revelation. Life is rated R, everything exists, exerything is there. Sex,Drugs, Murder, all of it. I think I've learned more about this world from you guys here on /b/ and other boards than anywhere else.
But eh, fuck it

Why not just check 'em one last time before my ban
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>>684893174
She is your cock then
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>>684891556
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>>684893274
Best I can do.
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>>684893475
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16 like about 50% of this site
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>>684893475
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>>684887314
34
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>>684893475
fuck off kidfag. op asked your age, not your story. i was 14 once too, but unlike you, i didnt shitpost awful cringe content.
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17. Can someone tell me why my anti-depressants aren't working? Please?
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>>684894423
like this?
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>>684887314
30, 31in nov
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>>684887314
17
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>>684894525
Get more sleep. A deprived brain produces chemicals to keep you going, often blocking the same receptors targeted by anti-depressants. Or just ask for a different prescription. Dumbass.
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>>684893475
hi leddit
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29
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>>684894525
I have a possible answer. There's this fairly new DNA testing process you can get done at many psychiatric offices, and it may reveal genetic dispositions to particular chemical depressions. I have a mutation that prevents me from metabolizing folic acid into folate, and if you've taken biology, you should already know that the brain needs folate to function at any capacity. I now take folate supplements, and I probably will for the rest of my life, but a small pill a day saves me a whole lot of trouble. My antidepressants didn't work very well until I got on folate, then when I kicked the meds, my mood was still normalized because of the supplement. Good shit, go check it out.
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>>684887314
57, here since the Jessie Slaughter brain slushie escapade. Why have I wasted so much time here?
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>>684887314
3 months old.
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>>684894525
Are you on Fluoxetine (Prozac) by any chance?
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>>684887314
15
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>>684894910
>30, 31in nov
> 31in nov

Didn't your mom stop that after you left your toddler years?
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>>684887314
24
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>>684887314
27
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18
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>>684887314
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>>684895542
Well, at least he didn't say "30 and a 1/2" but yeah...
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24

feeling my true youth waning
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32.
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21 ayyyyyyy
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17
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>>684897125
Nice figurine. Definitely interested in seeing the rest of your face, anon.
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16,
I could post a pic of myself, and you wouldn't be able to tell tho.
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3 months
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>>684897510
honestly not exciting
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>>684897511
post it
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16
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14 mates
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>>684897125
>>684897630
Ummmmm what's with Pennywise in the background? I smell b8. Screens from It.
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>>684897697

I mean, I guess you could tell, but you'd be surprised how many people think I'm 18 on first glance. I get so much shit I probably shouldn't because of that. Rolling papers and lighters and shit.
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>>684897865
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M8 I'm 88 and ur mums gonna be L8.
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>>684898098
Yeah you look 16, but there's nothing wrong with that. It's better to look younger than you are than older.
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I'll be 18 in 20 minutes hahha fuck you mods
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44 here
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>>684898098
You look 14
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>>684898065
nah fam me and Tim Curry are just tight
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16
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>>684897630
tits or gtfo
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26

I feel like my life is already over.
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>>684897125
>>684897630
Too bad it's b8, you were actually cute
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>>684887314
23
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>>684898605
Gonna need a time stamp, cos I'm calling bullshit, shenanigans, b8, all of that.
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12 here
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21
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>>684898857
it is

I'm 40
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>>684887561
This
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>>684887314
21
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20000
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13
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>>684887314
21
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>>684887685
indeed
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I'm 14. I'm turning 15 in a few months.
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>>684887314
20
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I'll be here legally on the 29th.
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12
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21 wasting my shitty life on /b/
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400
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14 but i can buy Cigarets
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i am 18
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am 6 years oold, ban me fgt
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Posting from the womb
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19 my boys
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43

Born in 1972
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19

I'm really fuckin' overweight too
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>15
>be on 4chan
>have crippling mental state
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uderated thread
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>>684890285
62 but can pass for 39.
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I'll be 18 in exactly 14 minutes
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>23+ wtf are you doing with your life?
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>>684887314

One more year, I'll be a wizard.

What schools of magic should I study?
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>>684909022
Happy birthday anon! Adulthood is not fun :)))))
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>>684909022
if you get banned in the next 12 minutes.. screen shot that shit
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>>684887985
HA youre claiming to be 35 but watch idubs? you must be retarded
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24
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19 here
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>>684887314
18
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Last 2 digits of my post number is my age
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43 I'm not a robot
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12 and what is this
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13. mods please ban me u stupid fagits
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1st 2 digits
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>>684909385
Let me test that

> check
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Holy shit mods are monitoring this thread jesus fuck
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>>684887314
20
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>>684887314
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14 and Ive been on this Bord for longer then most ppl in this thread
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I was born at a very young age, so that makes me pretty old.
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>>684909160
I'll go vor illusion magic. most powerful to be honest.
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I'm 12. I like this place.
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>>684910948
you don't know what you're talking about
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>>684911396
you'd like my place too sweety ;)
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i'm just 13 xdddd
but very mature lol
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>>684911411
>be me
>7 years old
>get pc for bday
>google funny pictures
>takes me to funny junk
>find green texts
>learn about 4chan
>spend 3-4 hours on /b/ every day
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>>684911711
clearly
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15 Sorry.....
Oh! Not for my age for the picture.
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19 and confused
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>>684911942
why?
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>>684911809
btw about a month from my 15th, so that makes 8 years?
>tl:dr your all old and still newfags
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>>684912048
Because its 1 am
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>>684911942
I really hope you're autistic or this is b8. Otherwise I feel genuine pity for you
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16. Bullshit angst and pizza face baby.
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9/11 2001
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Just turn 23 today
but fuck i feel lost
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>>684887314
i am the age of the last 2 digits of my post
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>>684912129
no, why say sorry?
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