POST YOUR AGE IN THIS THREAD!
BE HONEST!!
(Underage fags don't worry > you can post too!)
>>684887314
15 :)
>>684887314
Oh, OP is 24
>>684887375
actually i lied 15 in a week haha :P
Im Seven xD
24
Above the Mexican age of consent
Which is actually somewhere below 12 according to some uncited picture I saw.
>>684887471
Go to bed, you naughty little boy!
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You Bernie voting newfags
>>684887314
55
So? OldFags can be /b/tards too.
>>684887314
Last two digits check em^
>>684887314
20.
>>684887314
18, checkem
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Hey Mods...
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact.
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>>684887566
Was that on /hebe/?
>>684887744
trip dubs
gj m8
>>684887685
3
>>684887809
Is that a board?
Cloverfag here, if you can't tell.
>>684887314
49
faggot
39
35. Now, get off my lawn, faggots.
>>684887874
thanks, sonny.
>>684887314
Look at my digits.
>>684887780
me too
IRL 19 look 14
18
18
26
>>684887314
30, motherfucker.
>>684888003
888 003
>888
Can't lie
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17
>>684887314
52
>faggot
>>684887640
lol
19
>>684888007
Really? Nice, I've heard I can pass for like 17-18 lmao.
>>684885100
I'm in the womb
>>684888097
OldFags of /b/ Unite!
Lets go find some of these 18 year old's moms and give the /b/tards some younger siblings!
I'll bring a fresh bottle of Viagra, you bring the chips!
17 in 9 days and 2 hours now
>>684887314
20 in 3 months
>>684887314
12 and what is this
30.
>>684887985
Oh god, me too.
I realised today that I am the age (35) that my father was when he conceived me. (He's 70 now)
The horror!
>>684888071
>>684888092
>>684888151
Can you guys post pictures of your Mom's so me an Mr. >>684888097 can choose which ones we want to bang?
Thanks, /b/ro's.
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>>684888511
MUKBANG?
old enough to do it right, young enough to do it often.
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UR MOM
>>684888511
Here ya go, my negroid subhuman:
https://youtu.be/sWZRiiecoBs
>>684888902
Dumb ass nigga. What da fuck you talking bout?
>>684887314
20 :)
>>684889144
how'd you find my video? are you a wizard?
I'm 21 born in 2003 kids
>>684887314
19
Acts like a 25 yo but is a 5yo inside
19
>>684889402
I know where you live, BOI!
Marlow, Buckinghamshire
Even know the name of your apartment, negroid.
You better watch out!
>>684887910
It's an 8ch board
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>>684889839
Pedo?
>>684887314
20, birthday was 2 days ago.
I'm gonna die alone, on this board, aren't I?
>>684890026
probably
12 yr old grill here
>>684887685
>55
56 HA!
Can't beat that youngfag.
>>684890029
We're gonna die alone, together if you want
>>684890180
>>684890285
Frank, get off 4chan
>>684890029
You're young.
Enjoy your life, really.
Just fuck it dude!
When you reach 30, then settle down.
Enjoy your youth!
Seriously!!!!
>>684887314
3930
but only 256 here
>>684890299
Even surrounded by their loved ones, everyone dies alone.
It's just the way things are.
But I appreciate the sentiment.
39 seems young now jackasses
>>684887314
Hey I'm 24 too
39, kinda fat.
>>684887314
21. Been here since I was 14 though. Jaesus I need to get my life together
>>684890572
Inna minute.
Is there any tapioca pudding left?
4 :$
>>684890927
No fucking way. If that's actually you Frank then color me incredibly surprised.
>>684890927
FROG SPAWN!
>>684890285
Damn, dude. Ok. I'll buy the Geritol... ;-)
>>684890593
I look like the pic related.
And I managed to trash a large amount of my social, physical, and mental resources, and the financial ones aren't looking too hot.
Lives like mine don't get better.
Right now I'm hoping for a fatal (just to me) car accident.
>>684887314
23
Check
'Em
>>684891065
Not Frank but still interested in that pudding.
>>684891164
Cool beans. I got ya covered for viagra if you need it.
>>684891444
>>684891444
>>684891556
YOU FAILED
>>684891444
>>684891556
Close but no cigar.
>>684891667
I FAILED
>>684891724
WE FAILED
Too bad almost had trip trips
>>684891358
YOU'RE 20 YEARS OLD!
For fuck's sake, I know you think your life is shit, but it DOES get easier!
YOU WILL FIND love
YOU WILL FIND meaning
Hang in there.
Believe me!!
>>684891955
Just have to handle these dubs for now
49. And I've reported every single underaged tard in here. Enjoy ur b& edgy middleschoolers
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>>684887314
Im Q
>>684887744
Well done
>>684887991
Are you sure you aren't 10? Because that seems like something a 10 year old cares about
16
59
Please dont mind me, im just waiting for one of those lolita threads.
Have a nice day
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>>684892095
reported
>>684892330
Order corn
>>684892330
wow a true blue pedophile. Respect, bruv
>>684892330
You might want to go to /lit/ for that, old bean
>>684887314
This is me
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
48 year oldfag- kinda like trolling you guys. Seems a little too easy most of the time, tbh.
>>684887640
14 and with trump
thanks to you oldfags I'm not mentally retarded
(At least I think I am)
quads and I'll upload a pic and deliever!
>>684892330
*hands oldestfag crown over*
>>684892529
HA! It's funny because books.
>>684892655
Are you waiting for one of those lolita threads too?
>>684892351
>>684892247
>>684890887
>>684888303
Don't fuck up your lives like we did.
Enjoy your ban and make the most constructive use of it.
>>684892802
What, with the cartoon shit? No- fuck that noise.
>>684887314
>38
22 GET
>>684887314
>18-34
I'm 14
>>684892773
>Jean-Paul Sartre smoking a pipe, wearing a beret.jpg
>>684892773
Anyway, I'm 20. Probably part of the largest user base. Pic is my only one saved on this comp that isn't cartoon porn.
>>684892677
>>684892677
>guys im 14 and I have no understanding of international trade or foreign policy
>I think trump will be a gud president xDDDD
>>684892836
hey it's me from >>684892677
I'd rather die of /b/ cancer than be oblivious to the world, I know this place is full of fucked up shit, but it's better than tumblr, where i was before
you guys might hate us youngfags, and alot of us are pretty fucking stupid, myself included. But you guys are like a revelation. Life is rated R, everything exists, exerything is there. Sex,Drugs, Murder, all of it. I think I've learned more about this world from you guys here on /b/ and other boards than anywhere else.
But eh, fuck it
Why not just check 'em one last time before my ban
>>684893174
She is your cock then
>>684891556
>>684893274
Best I can do.
>>684893475
16 like about 50% of this site
>>684893475
>>684893475
fuck off kidfag. op asked your age, not your story. i was 14 once too, but unlike you, i didnt shitpost awful cringe content.
17. Can someone tell me why my anti-depressants aren't working? Please?
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>>684894423
like this?
>>684887314
30, 31in nov
>>684894525
Get more sleep. A deprived brain produces chemicals to keep you going, often blocking the same receptors targeted by anti-depressants. Or just ask for a different prescription. Dumbass.
>>684893475
hi leddit
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>>684894525
I have a possible answer. There's this fairly new DNA testing process you can get done at many psychiatric offices, and it may reveal genetic dispositions to particular chemical depressions. I have a mutation that prevents me from metabolizing folic acid into folate, and if you've taken biology, you should already know that the brain needs folate to function at any capacity. I now take folate supplements, and I probably will for the rest of my life, but a small pill a day saves me a whole lot of trouble. My antidepressants didn't work very well until I got on folate, then when I kicked the meds, my mood was still normalized because of the supplement. Good shit, go check it out.
>>684887314
57, here since the Jessie Slaughter brain slushie escapade. Why have I wasted so much time here?
>>684887314
3 months old.
>>684894525
Are you on Fluoxetine (Prozac) by any chance?
>>684894910
>30, 31in nov
> 31in nov
Didn't your mom stop that after you left your toddler years?
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>>684895542
Well, at least he didn't say "30 and a 1/2" but yeah...
24
feeling my true youth waning
32.
21 ayyyyyyy
17
>>684897125
Nice figurine. Definitely interested in seeing the rest of your face, anon.
16,
I could post a pic of myself, and you wouldn't be able to tell tho.
3 months
>>684897510
honestly not exciting
>>684897511
post it
16
14 mates
>>684897125
>>684897630
Ummmmm what's with Pennywise in the background? I smell b8. Screens from It.
>>684897697
I mean, I guess you could tell, but you'd be surprised how many people think I'm 18 on first glance. I get so much shit I probably shouldn't because of that. Rolling papers and lighters and shit.
M8 I'm 88 and ur mums gonna be L8.
>>684898098
Yeah you look 16, but there's nothing wrong with that. It's better to look younger than you are than older.
I'll be 18 in 20 minutes hahha fuck you mods
44 here
>>684898098
You look 14
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>>684898065
nah fam me and Tim Curry are just tight
16
>>684897630
tits or gtfo
26
I feel like my life is already over.
>>684897125
>>684897630
Too bad it's b8, you were actually cute
>>684898605
Gonna need a time stamp, cos I'm calling bullshit, shenanigans, b8, all of that.
12 here
21
>>684898857
it is
I'm 40
>>684887561
This
>>684887314
21
20000
13
>>684887685
indeed
I'm 14. I'm turning 15 in a few months.
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I'll be here legally on the 29th.
19
12
21 wasting my shitty life on /b/
400
45
23
14 but i can buy Cigarets
i am 18
am 6 years oold, ban me fgt
Posting from the womb
19 my boys
43
Born in 1972
19
I'm really fuckin' overweight too
>15
>be on 4chan
>have crippling mental state
uderated thread
>>684890285
62 but can pass for 39.
I'll be 18 in exactly 14 minutes
15
>23+ wtf are you doing with your life?
>>684887314
One more year, I'll be a wizard.
What schools of magic should I study?
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>>684909022
Happy birthday anon! Adulthood is not fun :)))))
>>684909022
if you get banned in the next 12 minutes.. screen shot that shit
>>684887985
HA youre claiming to be 35 but watch idubs? you must be retarded
24
19 here
Last 2 digits of my post number is my age
43 I'm not a robot
12 and what is this
13. mods please ban me u stupid fagits
1st 2 digits
>>684909385
Let me test that
> check
Holy shit mods are monitoring this thread jesus fuck
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14 and Ive been on this Bord for longer then most ppl in this thread
I was born at a very young age, so that makes me pretty old.
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>>684909160
I'll go vor illusion magic. most powerful to be honest.
I'm 12. I like this place.
>>684910948
you don't know what you're talking about
>>684911396
you'd like my place too sweety ;)
i'm just 13 xdddd
but very mature lol
>>684911411
>be me
>7 years old
>get pc for bday
>google funny pictures
>takes me to funny junk
>find green texts
>learn about 4chan
>spend 3-4 hours on /b/ every day
>>684911711
clearly
15 Sorry.....
Oh! Not for my age for the picture.
19 and confused
>>684911942
why?
>>684911809
btw about a month from my 15th, so that makes 8 years?
>tl:dr your all old and still newfags
>>684912048
Because its 1 am
>>684911942
I really hope you're autistic or this is b8. Otherwise I feel genuine pity for you
15
16. Bullshit angst and pizza face baby.
9/11 2001
Just turn 23 today
but fuck i feel lost
>>684887314
i am the age of the last 2 digits of my post
>>684912129
no, why say sorry?
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