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>>684782374
barechestedness

i actually would prefer to have sex with a man above that beast

>>684782374
happy and i know it

not all the knees in the world could carry landwhalekuns

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if you're not sexually attracted to this woman then you are gay.

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>>684782521
>then you are gay.

stop your faggotry before it faggotises you completely, fag

>>684782374
Not sexualy attracted. Psychologically.

If I don't have a fucking fat tard to ratchet abd make me feel better I start seeing my own horrible existence.

Oh, wait

>>684782643
that's not a woman you faggot

>>684782455
why are you spamming this dude's pic?
he bullied/pwned your beta ass, stole your bitch or is your gay ass infatuated with him?

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if you're not sexually attracted to this woman then you are gay.

If youre a model and noone wants to fuck you then idk maybe youre a shit model

>>684782374
i'm lesbian and i find her mildly attractive, what do i win?

>>684782374
gay reporting in

>>684782842
onesies are at least a +1 on the 10 hotness scale any day of the weak xx

i´m gay

>>684782374
beastiality is forbidden in my country, fucking pigs is only legal in some states in the US

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If you don't love this man you are absolutely Mexican

>>684782374
id rather be gay than have that living glob of lard touch my dick

>>684782374
>>if you're not sexually attracted to this woman then you are gay.

She's a fucking pig. Are you blind?

>>684782842
no you're a gay pedo if you do

>>684782901
fat vagina

>>684782374
as usual OP is wrong

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Faggots can't handle this.

>>684782738
both looks like female pigs to me

>>684782374
why don't you fuck off back to tumblr

>>684782374
never thought i'd get outed by a thread, but ye i must be gay

>>684782842
Something is telling me that's a trap.

>>684783262
i dont even think a forklift could handle this

>>684783262
dat ms piggy tattoo tho

>>684782672
I would never be able to get it up for her, seeing her is about as erotic as taking a shower with your classmates after swimming, there is nothing sexually desirable about her

>>684782374
if there is nothing else better to stick my dick into
prollywouldbang/10

>>684783311
THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR GAY

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>>684783738
no, I just prefer women who actually have some self respect and care about their bodies, unlike that piece of trash you keep posting

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>>684783452
>>684783519
>>684783528
stay in your piss stained basements and il bang all the babes

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when there are so many gorgeous girls, why waste time on the deformed by overeating ones?

>>684783805
>would receive as birthday present

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>>684783846
you're not banging babes but hambeasts you delusional moron

pic related, a real babe

>>684783861
>implying theyd waste there time and money on you

>>684782374
guess i am gay then, better tell my girlfriend of four years

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>>684783991
I know from experience that they do, are you admitting you are banging fat chicks because you can't do better yourself?

I'd honestly prefer to jerk off and keep my self respect.

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>>684783805
>I just prefer women who actually have some self respect and care about their bodies, unlike that piece of trash you keep posting
>posts trap

kek faggot

>>684784018
>i am gay then, better remind my faggot boyfriend of four gay years

faggot

>>684784109
i dont put females on a pedistool and i thank god for having worked a singular tit of effort and hard days work in my life.hesoid

you just sound like some lieing wannabe misanthropic patheological bigot.

cool internets man!!!!

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>>684784195
ugh, I hate how shapeless and baggy fat chicks look.

having your body sag in skin bags around your body is not having curves, it is being disgusting.

>>684783963
what's wrong with that skeletons face?

>>684784339
Oh? you have enough information to know that?

or are you just talking shit?

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>>684784557
forgot image, we need some real women posted here to keep the discussion going

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>>684784405
>shapeless

never go full retard

>>684782738
Being this retarded or new

>>684783262
it's like lana del rey ate two other lana del reys

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How much do we wanna bet this fat butch is probably a feminazi.

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>>684784804
You're right

That's one hell of a shape

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>>684784804
but they are shapeless

definition: lacking a distinctive or attractive shape

they do lack a distinctive shape considering their shape flops about like a sack of wet noodles, and they also at least lack attractive shape.

>>684782374
4/10 will let her give handjob/bj/titfuck again

>>684783963
More of her please?

>>684785233
you just posted a shapeless being

>>684782738
All that anon did was repost OP's pic you shitlord

>>684782374
The sight of that woman made me gay.

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>>684784804
>those fucking sausage tipped hog feet

>>684784109
> jerk off
> self respect
Pick one

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>>684785610
actually I posted someone with a normal healthy human female shape

have another

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>>684785727
dont get so butthurt and gay faggot

>>684786245
if masturbation removed self respect then no one have it, fortunately for everyone though, you're wrong

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>>684786611
countering with attractive female

>>684786245
>implying you've never jerked off with self respect
have some respect /b/ro

>>684782374
i dont think my dick is long enough to even penetrate the outermost layer of fat.

>>684787539
I have thought about this too, fat people sex must be a thing of its own, all the extra work just to get access etc

if you're fat too then its even worse because your own rolls will get in the way too, I have actually problems understanding how they do it at times, or they use some select few fat approved positions or something

any fat person want to share?

honestly not trying to mock, just curious

>>684782374
I would choose to be gay, if this was my only other option

>>684782374
>not attracted to whale, must be gay
No OP, you're just a sad fuck.

>>684782738
I think you are actually autistic. No one could be so stupid not to get that joke.

>>684782374
That is one fucking ugly face IN ADDITION to her being a colossal whale. No, I'd rather be gay.

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>>684787766
she is beautiful

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>>684783846
On behalf of every man ever, you can have her all to yourself. Knock yourself out.

>implying that being gay is wrong

I'd much rather fuck a guy than her. She can't even stand up by herself. I'm not even sure she could position herself to be fucked.

I know this is obvious troll bait, but come the fuck on. Have some standards for yourself OP. Try harder.

>>684788097
*on behalf of every gay man ever...

FTFY

>>684788075
not really, she looks like she will die early

>>684782374
I love chubby chicks... I don't like land whales.

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>>684788437
while you struggle to get your tiny dick past her rolls we "gay men" will have sex with girls like these

>>684788721
said the kissless virgin.

seriously though nice o.c cringe

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>>684788881
if you ever go outside, do you notice the attractive people that you see walking around just like everyone else?

They are actually real

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>>684788721
here you go faggot you're 10/10

>>684789412
lol, no

just because all fat chicks are nasty does not mean all thin chicks are attractive, you are doing this wrong mate

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>>684789744
fuck off faggot you like women who look like 12 yr old holocaust survivers

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>>684789989
no, I like chicks like this, mid twenties and with female forms

Sometimes I wonder is this Tumblr's doing or the old fags trying to get a giggle?

>>684789989
lolololol kill ur self

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>>684782374
sure, gladly.

>>684787766

excellent way to show how canvas looks in natural light.

>>684782374
Shes fat
Has a man face
Probably a bitch
Feminist at heart
Shitty generic style and hair
No no no no
Id rather be gay or fuck a hole in the ground

>>684782374
Fuck it dude I'd smash

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>tfw OP is so bad at trolling that he literally has nothing to say but
>fag
>fag
>fag
>gay
>fag
>fag
>fag
>tfw 40 people are still falling for it

>>684790219
since tumblristas are now against gay men because not wanting to fuck girls is sexist and discriminating, I honestly can't tell either

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>>684791066
b8ed

Just because i like my woman weighing less than me, doesnt make me gay. Take your queer feminist bullshit out of here

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>>684782374
>no she is fat i have standards

>>684782374
you mean
>if you are attracted to this beast you are disgusting

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>>684791659
*not gay

>>684792040
one can be a disgusting heterosexual, no problem there

>>684783861
so true
fat chicks are prostitus, dying for getting lay and then try to disguise themself behind feminist

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>>684782374
Sorry but i don't dig chicks who have parts of their bodies they can't wash.

Or find.

>>684793148
do you not love your own mother?

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>>684782374
If you're not sexually attracted to this woman then you are legally gay

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>>684793210
No. And she doesn't set off Richter scales.

>>684786638
Not the single act of masturbation, just the frequent basement dweller style.
Which by your comment is your style.

>>684786954
Not saying I haven't jerked off ever, just past a certain age if that's your most frequent way of getting off, it's generally an indicator you're the guy that normal porn doesn't cut it and after you cum you just have that instant regret and swear it'll never happen again every time.

>>684793459
So she can't get out of the bed any more? That's a shame.

>>684793459
its good shes not so big that she can use normal scales

>>684793832
you are wrong though

>>684794713
You're on /b/ during the middle of the day. Quit lying to yourself.

You win. I am gay.

>>684782374
Gay for my sexy girlfriend, who isn't a fat hog.

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>>684794926
'her' penis is fat though, faggot.

>>684794889
>gf is at work
>just woke up and smoked a joint
>fuck it why not browse /b/
>notice landwhale bait thread
>OP itt replying with Tumblresque responses, more obvious bait
There's literally nothing wrong with being on /b/ right now

>>684793459
>seismographs
>seismometers
the physical devices used to measure vibrations in the earth are sensitive enough to measure any adult human walking, skinny or fat, if they are close enough. One would think that Fat women and men might be detectable for longer distances but since they walk with an antalgic gait, they have a much greater transverse force (across or left to right) to downward force differential than skinny humans. Skinny humans of the same height ( or effective leg length) walk faster and tread nearly entirely in a downward and rearward force. So,with a seismometer and no great, distant or slight, local seismic activity I can identify skinny humans walking from fat humans attempting walking if they turn a corner and there aren't too many people walking at once.

-a CIT geologist specializing in using HHT (Hilbert-Huang Transform) signal analysis.

Eventually I will be able to identify individual people, or if an individual is carrying a package on one side of the body, on their back, strapped to their chest, or possibly within them After detecting a larger than typical mass for an individual and eliminating the right, left, chest, or back positions.

You will someday be scanned for excess mass in airports by simply walking down a tile concourse. Tile is very durable, requires much less maintenance than carpeting, and can transmit signals for signal analysis very accurately.
In the next few years you will be subjected to an internal exam at airports if you refuse gait analysis.

You're Welcome.

>>684783262
Oh, I can handle it. I just would prefer to render it down for the oil and use it in lamps, candles, and to render a beautiful light soap.

>>684787539
Only a nigger would try.
Seriously, and only a nigger would have the "oooga booga white wimmin hoo hmyeah" motivation to try.

Well fuck i'd rather be gay than fuck with animals.I mean,its a nive whale but I wouldnt fuck it

>>684782374
>>684782672
'heavily' photoshopped

>>684783262
Who gets a self portrait tattoo?

>>684782853

KEK

>>684794889
lmao, so you are here for some tragic reason and thus assume everyone else is too?

>>684782374
Well. I learn something new every day. Who knew not wanting to stick my dick in a rubbery whale carcass made me gay....


Wait. Hold on. Why can't I be attracted to actually pretty girls? Instead of that 1:1 scale of the moon made of pure ham and bacon grease

>>684796000
check'd and kek'd

>>684782374
WHAT IS THAT
WHY IS THAT
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
eyebleach.me

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>>684795563
gait analysis seems a lot better than what they have today

today they have bullshit pretend security

anyone can bring a rock with them without getting busted and rocks worked very well as knives and tools etc for us humans for a very long time.

if you want to step it up you can buy a ceramic knife or bring a bamboo stick and some rope to combine the rock and stick into a hammer/axe

there is literally no security today at airports that would stop a legit attempt at bringing weapons on a flight

>>684782374
Then a gay man I shall be OP

My dick is my beauty standard measurement tool
It can't be fooled, therefore I always rely on my dick.
This woman does not give me a boner, therefore she is not beautiful in my eyes.

>Forcing people to accept things they know are unhealthy/ugly because oppression.

Do you really need more than one word to know why no one would do her

F A T
A
T

>be 16-24
>girls and women do not see me "in that way" to fuck them
>turn 28
>never seen with a female, everyone thinks im gay

>>684782374
>If you arent pulled in by her gravitational force, you must be equal or greater than her in mass and likely density.
Fix'd

>>684797042
fix yourself buddy, you either have to improve yourself or settle for less, the first option is the better one

>>684796049
?

>>684782374
I know this is b8, but i'll bite. I'm sexually attracted to women, not whales.

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ITT: pic related

>ITT: 12 year old virgins getting they're johnnys rustled

>>684782374
i'd fug her but probably only once out of curiosity, just to see what it's like

>>684797502
>I'll use 'They're' instead of 'their', that'll set them off!

fucking master-troll right here..

>>684782374
Tess Holliday is a cunt in general. 0/fuckoff

And fetishizing obesity as if being HUGE is something people should strive for is disgusting AF.

>>684797213
>fix yourself
im not fat. im short though. personality means shit to females.
apparently i have to sport a dyke '.
style haircut, get sleeve tattoos and act "manly

>>684782374
>man face
>fat as fuck
>tattoos
i can enjoy women. i cant enjoy this one. if that makes me gay then so be it

>>684797622
safe pham

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>>684796699
Airplane would'nt get very far. They can start chaining them to the ground and unlocking the chains after flight control okays gate departure. This low tech method would prevent a plane from being forcibly boarded and taking off. Of course a second team would try to undo the chains or try to buy somebody off. background security ops are people randomly attempting to bribe airport emoloyees. An automatic wheel capture device (Denver Airport Boot?) controlled by the tower would be better. Storming the tower results in scrambled fighter jets, as much as attacking the airfield.

There really aren't going to be any successful hijackings in the U.S., it's incoming international flights that are worrisome.

A small country with an international airport could easily be overcome unbeknownst to U.S. officials and contain males passengers than normal, instead containing something horrible.

a Continental Shelf artificial island airport where all external incoming and outgoing flights use would be a pain in the ass, but effective. It would be like making a plane and once leaving the Boeing factory it would be banished forever.

>>684797727
fix your life, reach your goals, don't conform, that is how you are a man, and these things attract chicks.

look up how many world leaders are/have been short (overcompensating lead many short people to great success is my theory)

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>>684782374
>>684782672
>>684783262

>>684797752
Same tbh

>>684798426
>wouldn't
>less
I give up I've been typhooning all day

>>684798426
why would they attempt anything while the plane is on the ground?

you can tape a flat rock to your leg and wait for takeoff, that is all you and your terrorist friends need to do, what good would the chains do?

>>684784804
those ain't curves. Those are fucking rolls

>>684782374
How is that obvious bait threads always get way too many replies?
>This is /b/
>I'm helping
Bizzaro!

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>>684798679
F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T

>>684782374
Bring on the dicks

>>684783262
A fuckin crane can't handle that either.

>>684799408
kek'd so hard

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>>684782374

Well im not gay, so, literally evolution?

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As once a kid said when I was young : "a hole is a hole, you gotta fill it".

>>684799471
>>684799408
shameful samefaggory

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>mfw this many people are gay

>>684799705
you do that, I will do something that won't make me hate myself instead

>>684800463
In the end we all die, so don't care.

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If you're not sexually attracted to this attack helicopter then you are an anti-air vehicle.

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>>684800259
>baiting for replies

>>684782672
How can you still be fat with a corset tho

Its a shame what passes for bait these days. 0/10.

>>684782374

Well I beg to differ OP.....

She has tattoos....that means she is a man.

So if you ARE attracted to this thing, than you really are gay.

>>684800784
I want to enjoy my time on the road nonetheless

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>>684782374
people that find her attractive are fucked in the head. they are told shes attractive and believe it because someone else told them they had to think she is. well im here to tell you im sure her fat cream cheese skin is very nice feeling. but the fat cream cheese inside her isnt. shes gross