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Why does /b/ hate fedoras again?
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>>684747745
Bump. Lets here your legit "reasons" /b/
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>>684747745
Fedoras are cool
Trilbys are for neckbeard fags
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>>684748423
Idk. I dont think trilbys are too bad. I just dont prefer them because they dont go so well with my style
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>>684747745
Because do you look like that guy?
No
Do you look like Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin?
No
Do you even wear the proper outfit to go with a fedora?
No

So don't fucking wear a fedora you wannabe faggot.
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Fedoras themselves aren't bad, it's the neckbeards that wear them. It's the same as with atheism, Doritos, children's cartoons, and the concept of being a gentleman. Neckbeards ruin the credibility of everything they touch.
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>>684747745
It's not just /b/. Pretty much everyone sees fedoras as major loser territory.
Wearing a dress hat without a suit is retarded. Some people have made this into a lifestyle.
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>>684749433
Well said.

I think fedoras are awesome. But I would never wear one, because I would look like a fucking tool. You don't put on a fedora to go to Target.
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>>684748972
>>684749433
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>>684749771
>implying

I dont know why there is this stigma about them. They can look good. I personally associate them with mobsters or other debonair folks.
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>>684749686
It's a bit of a shame really. Men don't wear hats very much anymore. I'm not including baseball caps in that statement but years ago men weren't considered properly dressed unless they were wearing a hat.
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Fedoras just aren't stylish. It's like wearing a tuxedo jacket with a t shirt. Fedoras are meant to be worn with a suit. But any place where you need to be in business attire, a fedora would be unprofessional. So they're obsolete. Wear one if you don't care about looking nice.
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>>684750918
I wear both tbh

>>684751119
>fedoras arent stylish

What? They used to be the definition of classy. Idk why we cant bring it back. We bring back all kinds of stupid styles from the past. Why not bring back an actual good one?
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>>684750674
Exactly, they can look good
But I haven't seen a fedora look good on a man less than 50 years old in years.
Just bearded faggots at Walmart wearing cheap ass fedoras that are actually trilbys.
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>>684751428

because you're a disgusting and undesirable member of society and your kind can't ressurect social trends you fucking grease mutant

if you want fedoras back, let actually attractive and successful and intelligent people wear them
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>>684751554
I think its because ugly people try to get their fashion on point more so than attractive people. They do it to make up for their lack of looks
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>>684751812
Says you. I think I pull mine off nicely.

>>684751817
This guy would probably look decent if he would get rid of the facial hair
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>>684751428
What hat you wore to work used to be dictated by your seniority at the company. Lower ranks wore a flat cap, mid-ranks saw you in a trilby and managers wore bowlers. They were considered part of the uniform and denoted professional status.
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>>684752179

you think this because you are delusional and obsessed

looking from any perspective that does not mirror yours, your dress is alien and you remain out of style

also everyone knows immediately you're an attention seeker
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>>684751817
Frank Sinatra when he was little could wear a fedora better than any of these faggots
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>>684752754
If I am going to be honest I like flat caps too. Own a few.
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>>684752924
How do fedoras seek attention? If anything they kind of obscure your face.
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>>684753046
Well I'm sure we would all love to see a picture of you wearing one of these hats you pull off so well.
I'm sure you look just stunning
You gonna wear a beret next?
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>>684753299
Well flat caps and berets are like the same, so yeah I own one
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>>684753299
I was hoping for deerstalker.
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>>684747745
It's not about the fedora on your head, it's about the fedora on your heart.
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>>684753188

because they're out of style and ugly as fuck to everyone but you and you wear them to be different while remaining socially conscious of the fact that everyone thinks they're retarded

it's like going to an NAACP meeting dressed in a white hood and robe and asking why all the niggers are pounding in your face, despite the fact that you actually are a KKK member and hate niggers. everything about you is offensive to everyone around you and you know it, but you wonder why they still tell you that your shits all retarded

kys
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>>684753541
Hehe, the highly trained Green Flat Caps prepare to be dropped behind enemy lines.
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>>684749771
I thought that was what hipsters did... Maybe hipsters and neckbeards should hang out.
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>>684754145
Suree. Although I would say honestly a fedora is probably a sign of a decent person. You dont really see alot of hood rats or something wearing fedoras

>>684754221
How are fedoras ugly? They were the definition of cool back when. And why not bring it back? As I said before we bring back all kinds of styles. And I feel like this is a bad metaphor. How is my fedora offensive to anyone or preaching hate?

>>684754434
What are you trying to say?
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>>684755031
>I would say honestly a fedora is probably a sign of a decent person
Wrong. Wearing a fedora is an indicator of someone with the need to stick out like a tard and declare themselves special. Good fashion is about consistency, blending into the crowd but looking good on your own.

I've met hood rats and I've met fedora fags, fedora fags are way more irritating.
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>>684755031
You know I'm kinda getting the feeling that your a women, or a very delusional man.
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>>684755694
How? Cause they can pull it off and you cant?

>>684756044
How would I come off as a women?
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>>684755031
you filthy god damn socially incompetent monkey do you have any concept of contextual fashion

fedoras are ugly because they are dull and plain and overly somber whereas popular fashion is bright and vibrant and flashy
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>>684756303
samefagging but i meant to say also

>pic related, its you in the near future if there is a god
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>>684756159
No, it's because they think their tastes, be they in fashion or otherwise, make them better than anyone else.

These "hood rats" you talk about, I've met them. They're good people, they're confident about who they are, they don't need fedoras to give them an artificial leg up in the self esteem department.
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>>684751428
>They used to be the definition of classy.
no they weren't
they were a common fashion item because
>they have a wide brim to keep the sun and rain off your face
>men were expected to wear a hat when outside
they were functional, not fashionable

and trilbies, what neckbeards now call fedoras, don't even fill the only function that still exists
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>>684750674

>I personally associate them with mobsters or other debonair folks.
Well I personally associate you with being a faggot
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>>684756159
Lol please post a pic of your debonair style, feel free to blur out face if it makes you comfortable
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>>684756303
>wishing death upon someone

You are a real piece of human garbage. Plus I would be fine in that situation. I wouldnt panic like that person did and over correct.

>>684756610
>hoodrats are good people

Please. They take advantage of the weak. At least until they meet someone who puts them in their place. Thats not what confident people do. Also I dont wear my fedora because I need a confidence boost. I wear it because I like it. It'sa good looking hat.

>>684756651
Are you kidding me? Fedoras weren't considered fashonable? Pic related isnt fashionable?
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>>684748176
People who look like that don't post bullshit about being friendzoned or mlp.
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>>684757586
>They take advantage of the weak
It's not like you've actually met them.
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>>684757645
I didnt

>>684757863
Yeah. And lucky for them I haven't. Becuase if I did, and they tried that shit with me, they would be going home in a hospital
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>>684757586
>Are you kidding me? Fedoras weren't considered fashonable? Pic related isnt fashionable?
nice cherry picking
Sinatra could wear most anything and make it look good
he didn't wear fedoras bc they made him look good
he wore them because they filled a societal expectation
pics from the 40s-60s of normal people wearing fedoras show ugly motherfuckers keeping a hat on their head bc everyone is supposed to wear a hat
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>>684758501
>and they tried that shit with me, they would be going home in a hospital
Like I said, fedora on your heart. Makes you make empty threats to groups of people you've never met on the internet anonymously.
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>>684758560
>this guy doesnt look good

Try again motherfucker
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>>684758838
What? Because I get aggro with people who show hostillity towards innocents. They deserve it. I treat people qho are kind woth kindness. I treat dickwads with vengeance
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>>684758560
samefag
>Sinatra could wear most anything and make it look good
>he didn't wear fedoras bc they made him look good
and that is the biggest difference between true style and you
truly stylish people do not wear clothing because it makes everyone look good
they know that is bullshit, nothing makes anyone wearing it look good
stylish people wear things that enhance what naturally looks good about them
a face with chiseled features has attention brought to it with a wide brim
your scrawny neck and sunken in cheeks and eyes do not need the attention that a wide brim brings to it
same goes for a double chin and fat cheeks

>>684758850
that is a trilby, not a fedora
and that guy does not look good in it
he looks scrawny
he would be better off with no hat or a bowler
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>>684758850
you hit the nail on the head though.

fedoras look pretty good with a straightedge look like that guy. it's when they're being worn by scruffy slobs in a blazer with a wraparound batman tee under it that it looks retarded.
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>>684759178
>aggro
What? You in a hurry? Can't afford to spell words? Or are you just THAT cool?

>people who show hostillity towards innocents
See, this is how I could tell you hadn't met them. In general, they don't want to start shit unless they have a good reason. Or, if they really just that sort of punk ass bitch, they probably picked you out because you look like the sort of weakling you say they pick on.
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>>684759265
I think the fedora does enhance my appearance. Also trilbys and fedoras are similar enough that they can be compared. Most people mix them up anyways.

>>684759309
Here is a picture with a giy with a beard who looks pretty decent in one

>>684759544
Fuck you. And honestly they do. Thats what makes them a hood rat. And if they did start something with me. Its because they dont know any better.
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>>684750674
The point is that they don't look good on everyone. If you pay close attention, you'll notice that people make fun of fat autistic manchildren wearing them, not the hat itself.
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>>684760191
That guy looks like a hipster douche
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>>684760191
>Here is a picture with a giy with a beard who looks pretty decent in one
actually he looks better with the hat than he normally would because the bear and hat end up being too much up drawing attention away from his face
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>>684760191
>Fuck you
Touched a nerve, didn't I?

>And honestly they do
How would you know? You've never met them because you're too much of a bitch.

You wanna teach them, go do it, tough guy.
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>>684760630
That's because he is.
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