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ITT: we laugh at the Circumcised

>> MFW they mutilate themselves for no gain.
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Hahaha
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>>684691546
As a cut person I can confidently say
>I ain't even mad
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>>684691546
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I don,t have to clean my cum sheath
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>>684692198

You actually do need to wash your penis regardless of if you're cut or not
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"Hey guys. I cut off the tip of my finger... now it wont smell like ass when I dont wash it for days on end"
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>>684691546
We get head way more often than you do hoodcock
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>>684692316
Yes. Indeed. But I don,t hafta clean my cum sheath as well.
Roto rooter a flap of skin.
I just jerk off with soap: fresh dick
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>> MFW they mutilate themselves for no gain.
> they mutilate themselves for no gain.
> they mutilate themselves

yeah thats how it works
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>>684691546
I did it for medical reasons.
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Before me. My gf never had a circumcised dick. She sucks my cock like 3 times a week. She loves that shit. When your gf or wife comes home with a breath mint in her mouth it's probably because she's been out sucking a good looking dick. Your ugly junk disgusts her. Kill yourself.
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>>684691546
>mutilate themselves
I was like a day old, dude
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>>684692462
Explain
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I'm 20 and considering getting circumcised. My foreskin feels uncomfortably tight when pulled down. Like worse than too small of condoms.
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My ex gf literally had a phobia of unceecumcised dicks. When she was little she saw one at the pool and that shit haunted her. Nightmares and therapy. She thought the kid she saw had some sort of disease. She literally asked me on the second date if I was cut.
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>>684694216
>684694216
youll love it for the first year. then you see a little downside. then youll love it again. had myne done when i was 15. great decision .
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>>684694471
your gf is a attention whore.
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>>684694216
Ouch. Snip snip yo.
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>>684694617
What was the downside?
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>>684694730
losing some sensation you had. mainly the nerve endings. people will say "but but you have to use lube now" not if your surgeon doesnt fuck it up.
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>>684691546
Eh, as a filthy Jew, I had no say in the matter

I'm not mad about it or anything, it isn't something I would have done on my own but you know.
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>>684694995
That sounds worth it to me. Thanks for the advice anon
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>>684695204
yup the second the stiches come out youll look in the mirror love your sexy cock and want to show it to all the bitches. god speed anon have fun fucking!
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Lmao I don't care barnacle Dick.
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>>684691546
enjoy the war against dick cheese.
You fucking ooze factory.
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But... nigga I didn't even have a choice. Didn't even know bout shit till age 13
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>>684695594
All these years and never had the problem. Maybe if your hygiene is shitty.
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>>684693624
This ya filthy nigger
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circumcised penises are SOOO fucking stupid....

I mean seriously... everyday I see my stupid circumcised cock and HATE thinking that it will never have dick-cheese, urinary bacteria infections or horrifying appearance and it's like...

wtf why did my parents rob me of this life!?

I want a horrifying anteater dickskin that no american women will touch... it's just... horrible...
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>>684695759
But you would far sooner and far worse then someone who is cut.
Face it your stupid parent left a detrimental piece of skin on your dick.
Which also makes it look gross as shit.
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>>684691546
>mutilate themselves
Nope, society mutilates them before they have the ability to think for themselves. They're then brainwashed to believe it's normal.
Source: cutfag here
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All you uncut bitches are lying to yourselves. The first time you pull your pants down for a bj from a new girl take notice of the disgust in her eyes. Your dick is fucking ugly.
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>>684696743
Femanon here by the way. And I'm not showing my tits to a thread full of anteaters who I would laugh at irl.
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>>684696953
Some labia are pretty fucked up looking. Do you support female circumcision as well?
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>>684692596
Just because you have to clean it, doesn't mean you need to cut it off. You need to clean your arms, legs and head too, are you going to cut those off as well? Retard.
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circumcision is just as retarded and illogical as ripping off your fucking eyelids
>kys cut faggots
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>>684697095
Are you retarded?
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>>684697430
So is that a yes or a no?
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>>684697415
Yea. That makes sense. Because girls go "ewww an uncut eyelid"
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>>684697663
They probably would if the Jews cut off everyone's eyelids for the last few thousand years.
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>>684697571
I ask again. We're you dropped on your head as a child or just born this way?
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>>684693624
What he said
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>>684697847
BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAAAY
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>implying circumcision is babies mutilating themselves by their own accord
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>>684691546
yea look at all these monsters mutilating themselves by cutting their hair and nails too.
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>>684698007
Duh they so totally are though
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>>684697830
Lie to yourself. Your gf does. Uncut is gross and no girl prefers that shit. You can like it all you want but the honest truth is really straight forward. Girls like cut dicks. All these guys arguing against circumcision and not one of you really gets it. Girlso HATE that shit.
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>>684691546

>No gain
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>Universally more appealing to all sex partners

>Eliminates phimosis

>All but eliminates sepsis/foreign body infection

>slashes STD transmission rates by 55-65%

>Last longer in bed/no two-pump chumps


TIPPETY TOP FUCKING KEK!


Stay salty and cheesy like your inferior cocks, uncutfags!
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>>684697847
Alright, I'll give you one last chance to have a serious discussion. If we should surgically alter baby boys' genitals to make them look more attractive to women, should we do the same to female babies to make them more attractive to men? Why or why not?
>inb4 insult instead of answer
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I had it done at 23, now I don't have to deal with the smell (It started smelling just a couple of hours after washing it) or feel self conscious when I'm about to take my clothes off in front of other people. I know it's not for everyone but for ME it was the right decision. If anything I regret not having it done sooner.
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>>684698340
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>>684693332
>implying cut dicks are good looking and not dried up disgusting mutilations.
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>>684698618
ew, what dicks have you been lugging on?
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>>684698838
And this is the way it should be. I have no problem with circumcision, but I don't believe that sort of irreversible decision should be made for a child before he understands the pros and cons.
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>>684698635
No. Retard. There are surgeries to make pussies more attractive and that's fine. Female "circumsision" is extremely dangerous and generally done by psychos. Your a retard for comparing the 2.
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>>684694995
This, I have a rolling circumcision. My dick doesn't get keratinized nearly as bad as the ones that don't have any protection at all.

Honestly I think circumcising your child is a good idea if you yourself (and presumably your wife unless you are the female) live an unsanitary lifestyle or you feel you won't be able to impress on your child the importance of good hygiene.

From previous threads, and from just knowing in general, circumcision on non-babies is painful and has a recovery time. It's not worth the risk if the person in question can't keep their dick clean. If they can, sure, keep them uncircumcised. But it's all about the risk since so few other areas of the male body require that level of concern for washing.
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>>684698635

No.

As a sexually dimorphic species, what's good for the gander isn't necessarily good for the goose.

Circumcision is an extremely simple procedure that can be done without anaesthetic (leading to complications) and it has tons of medical benefits and keeps in line with the concept of prophylaxis.

Female "mutilation" has no health benefits and their sex organs, being internalized, benefit from a fuller shape, because they can't do nearly as much to eliminate septic dangers/infection in them. This is why the vagina evolved to be acidic, by the way.
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>mfw cutfags try to defend circumcision
>m-m-muh less chance of STDs and no dick cheese, i-it's not like you can use condoms or a shower

Berniefag-level delusion
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>>684699085

All kinds, luv.
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TL;DR: Cut cock master race takes over the thread and puts uncut fags in their rightful place at the bottom of the sex chain.
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>>684691546
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>>684695594
#ThingsMangledDicksActuallyBelieve
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>caring about dicks
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this thread
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>>684699416
As a medical student. So much this.
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>>684699505

Here's the thing though, kiddo:

Modern medical science is BUILT on prophylaxis, which accentuates, among other things, the assumption that the patient is a hulking retard who will neglect, forget, and in all ways, fail to take care of his own bodily upkeep.

Treating diseases is nowhere near as effective as PREVENTING them in the first place.

>muh condoms
>muh I'll floss my teeth
>muh I'll remember to take my medicine every day
>muh I'll peel back the foreskin and clean it every morning

tl;dr: It NEVER happens. People are lazy, stupid sacks of shit.
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>>684699315
Everything I've ever known and experienced as a male circumcised at birth is bullshit.

Sorry mate, but circumcising babies it NOT inhumane... if anything, it's the most humane thing you can do for a male child.

Next thing I bet you'll say is that we need to not allow a child's tonsils to be removed...I mean... they can't make that decision, right?

fucking idiots on /b/ i mean... seriously...
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>>684699177

>but I don't believe that sort of irreversible decision should be made for a child before he understands the pros and cons.

I mean I think it's a question of whether or not the child will be a dumbass who knows how to clean themselves, and that carries into adulthood. If you don't think you'll press on your child the excessive importance of good hygiene when it comes to dick-washing, compared to the closest thing which is probably brushing teeth, then there's likely good reason to get them circumcised.

If the child remains uncircumcised and doesn't clean inside the foreskin and gets an infection or whatever that requires circumcision, that becomes an issue. Obviously no parent has foresight, but it's like, if you're going to be the parent of an uncircumcised child then do your fucking job and reinforce the massive importance of foreskin-washing.
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>>684699416
It's great how we as a society manage to avoid the word "mutilation" entirely when discussing male circumcision. When something becomes normal to a society, all rational thinking goes out the window in order to preserve the status quo. This is exactly how female mutilation continues to exist in some shithole countries.
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>>684699842
#thingsgrossdickcheeserswannadeny.
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>>684700211

At least they aren't anti-vaxxer levels of stupid; just incredibly ignorant about medical science.
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>>684700435
Store comparing the 2. They are not the same.
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>>684700211
Wait what? Did you quote the wrong person?
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>>684697396
Yes, but I don,t need to. Cuz it ain,t there.
Clean dick
Half the time
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>>684700435

Are you "mutilated" when a doctor opens up your hand or knee to perform surgery to enhance/repair your quality of life?

Surgical procedures ending in "-otomy", (which is nearly all of them) literally mean "cutting into flesh, tissue or organs with a knife."
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>>684700258
I think you're missing the point that uncircumcised penises are horrifying in every culture and any woman who tells you otherwise is sparing your feelings...

Also, you're neglecting to mention all of the horrifying diseases you'll get simply by having sex (EVEN WITH PROPER HYGENE) if your foreskin is even remotely tight...

... but forget about that... let's just remember that foreskins are impractical in literally every way...
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>>684700435
You're right anon.

I mean, who ever decided not to call removing the appendix "mutilation" or wisdom teeth... wtf is wrong with society and all it's multiple multilations!

#savetheappendix!!
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you're all so fucking gay, getting mad about each other's dicks.
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>>684700607
You think that because you were raised in a society where one is mainstream and the other is considered to be downright evil. Consider the perspective of someone from a society that doesn't cut anyone's genitals.
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>>684698618
>Universally more appealing to all sex partners
Nope, check pic related.

>Eliminates phimosis
Leg amputation eliminates tinea pedis, doesn't mean leg amputation is a good idea, you fucking autist.

>All but eliminates sepsis/foreign body infection
What the fuck does this even mean? Is it even English?

>slashes STD transmission rates by 55-65%
How the fuck is foreskin related to STDs whatsoever?

>Last longer in bed/no two-pump chumps
Yeah, because permanently getting way less pleasure out of sex is totally worth it because you last longer. Retard. With my uncut dick, I get twice as much pleasure in 5 seconds than you do in a whole minute. As for the lasting longer thing, you can easily just train that, all you have to do is stop fapping to your chinese cartoons alone in your parents' basement 5 times a day.
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>>684701031
This. This this this this this this.

Every girl I know us grossed out by uncut dicks. Like actually repulsed. All the arguments in this thread for uncut but not one of them can defend it from the fact that they ugly and girls don't want them
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>>684699011
Lol cherry picking this hard. At this point uncut is a fetish.

Cut is the norm and most women prefer it. I have overheard some humiliating conversations between women discussing uncut cheese missiles
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>>684699177
I mean I used to think that it would've been better if my parents had me cut, it would've saved me a lot of disstress not to mention having the procedure as an adult is extremely unpleasant. But now I wonder if instead I would've just developed other more serious sexual inadequacies
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>>684699315 <------I meant this fucking ignorant faggot...

>>684700766
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>>684701554
How many of these girls were from an area of the world where circumcision isn't the norm?
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>>684701536
Cherry picking. I have been told repeatedly I have a pretty cock. I'm cut. Good job finding one out of 300 uncut that looks better than a cut. You cherry picking retard
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>>684701217

Don't forget those perfectly good cancer growths! It's so disgusting to saw through flesh and tissue with a scalpel.
#SaveTheTumors
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>>684701646
nah man, you'd be a lot better off... no need to try to pretend otherwise...

I mean I ain't gonna act like I'd rush to the surgeon if I wasn't already cut... but i don't believe I'd deny it either....

i mean... the reality is so blatantly obvious...
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>>684701536
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>>684701536
The prettiest uncut dick vs the ugliest cut dick. One example does not make it true. 99% of the time this argument is bullshit. Besides... that uncut cock is still pretty ugly IMHO
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MFW keeping it uncut for no gain. There is no fucking difference. What ever you have been told it was a lie. Pleasure, sensation, sensitivity, is all relative and feels the same to a cut person as it does to an uncut person. Both can reach orgasm in the same two minutes or less. All this uncut is better shit is just a bunch of hurt fags wishing they where cut when it is too late now for them to do it.. So they try to rationalize and throw their guilt back on the cut guys to attempt to make them feel like the inferior ones when there is NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE.
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not quite for no reason. i was circumcised at birth because my cock wasn't working and i needed surgery that coulndt happen without circumcision
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>>684701580
Its not the norm, we amerifags do it for no reason what so ever, but it is not the same elsewhere
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>>684702225
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
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*test*
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>>684702538

>no reason

SEE

>>684698618
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>>684699252
Why do it to babies though instead of letting boys and men decide for themselves when they're able to comprehend the choice?
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>>684694681
Second
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>no gain
we gain the ability to show our dick to a girl without them being turned off
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>>684702538
Yea but... even in other countries women who have a preference prefer cocks that aren't horrifying and uncut....

I'm just saying that non-smelly, undickcheesed cocks tend to be preferred...

don't be mad at me for providing common-sense logic to this conversation...
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>>684692596
>"I'd have to clean more if my soldier had a helmet"
>describes how he cleans his mutilated dick
>is exactly how uncut master race cleans theirs
Do you think we take them off and put them in the dishwasher?
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>>684694471
That doesn't even make any Fucking sense. She wouldn't know what a penis looks like.
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>>684702981
Wait, putting it in the dishwasher isn't normal? I've done that since my uncle taught me when I was a kid.
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tfw I didn't circumcise myself but could've done a better job than whoever did
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>>684700211<----- because of this logic you fucking retard....

by your logic we shouldn't remove our kid's tonsils or appendix or wisdom teeth...

It literally is the worst argument you could possibly make...

durrr durrr the children....


>>684702677
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>>684703037

Shon, you might jusht be legally retahded.
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>>684701580
>At this point uncut is a fetish.
>Cut is the norm and most women prefer it
>I have overheard some humiliating conversations between women discussing uncut cheese missiles

Are you fucking retarded? The only places where cut is normal are retarded backwards religious shitholes like the US, Israel and the rest of the middle east. Literally go anywhere else and everyone will be disgusted by the sight of your mutilated gross jew dick
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>>684700140
>Americans are stupid, lazy sacks of shit
ftfy. Also, add "disgusting slobs who don't bathe enough"
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>>684703444
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry bro but that guy just went full retard...

LOLOL at >>684703037
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>>684702195
The average uncut dick vs the average cut dick*

Fixed it for you.
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>>684703322
Well I mean
I always just used the sink, our dishwasher broke when I was 3 so I couldn't put it in her anymore
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>>684703695

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Stink
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>>684703322
My uncle just cleaned it with his mouth like a normal person. Your family is weird.
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>>684703393
Children understand pain. Tonsils being removed usually are not functioning right and cause pain. If a kid's uncut dick is causing him pain, then yeah let him get circumsized.
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>>684703907
>he thinks I'm a brit
>he thinks the state of sewage in the 1800's has anything to do with genital mutilation

Retarded, jewdick-haver detected
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You guys are fucking retarded piece of shits..
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>>684701937
>>684702075
>>684702195
>Failing to address any other point and just whines about how showing a pic of an ugly cut dick is "cherry picking".
Boy, you cutfags are pathetic. We all know it sucks that your dicks got mutilated against your will at birth and that you're butthurt about it, but you gotta stop living in denial someday.
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>>684704041
Yeah but leaving him uncircumcised will automatically cause him great pain but having a dick that is horrifying, difficult to be near due to the stench and dick-cheese, and WILL (not might) cause disease at some point in the near future.

It's a useless organ. Literally. There is no point in leaving it. I've never met someone in my entire life who says, "oh man I wish my parents didn't circumcise me" but meet TONS that bitch about their urinary tract infections and horrifying side-effects of having a foreskin.

freaking GROSS...
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>>684704425
Oh yeah well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!
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>>684704599
burrrrrrn.jpg
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>>684704573
Oh yeah definitely will give us diseases, right? God, I love evolution!
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>>684702195
The example is to argument against the notion that cut dicks always look better. That's bullshit, in reality circumcision makes no difference in how nice a cock looks.
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>>684704573
I'll take "shit that didn't happen"

You should go for the perpetual jewdick lie, "Oh yeah, well I was talking to all these hot grills and they all said skin bridges are so hot!!!one1!! XD"
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>>684704573
Not one of those is a medically sound reason to do it to A BABY.

Here's your "oh man I wish my parents didn't circumsize me"
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>>684704425
If you weren't fucking retarded, you would realize that the plural of "piece of shit" is "pieces of shit."
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>>684704807
I'm sure someone told you evolution is fast...

no... it's not... we have appendixes and foreskins because it's not...

But luckily, some of us are smart enough to bypass that shit...

others... notsomuch....

#lemmegetthatdickcheese
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I'm cut, but I really don't mind it. It was done when I was like a day old, do I don't remember it or any pain, it's caused me no issues whilst fucking, and it's pretty easy to clean. I guess I really don't know what I'm missing. But I'm pretty neutral about it.
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>>684705055
nah bro.

check any anonymous poll of bitches...

sorry I had to break it to you. Don't let the burn hurt too much...
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>>684705163
Right but you can go through life with an appendix without it exploding. There's a chance, but it's not always a problem. We wouldn't develop something that guarantees our main reproductive organ to rot off you absolute moron
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>>684704807
Evolution is a lie. The foreskin was intelligently designed to store dick cheese and diseases for the infidels that don't cut it off.
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I'm 21, should I get cut?
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kys deluded cutfags
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>>684701937
>Good job finding one out of 300 uncut that looks better than a cut

They all look the same, you idiot. Circumcision makes no difference whatsoever.
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>>684705084
yea except it is...

The drugs they have these days don't even make it hurt that much... and babies don't even need stitches...

Your arguments are old and dead. Try again, anon with something that doesn't evoke some dry, retarded argument of, "uh but dah children..."
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>>684705579
Only if you need to
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I'm happy with my mutilation :)

Also I have a sneaky suspicion uncircumcised people secretly wish they were.
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>>684705496
exactly... so with a foreskin... that's almost ALWAYS a problem... why not just get rid of the horrifyingly useless disgusting flesh right away?

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look how much these two are enjoying the pleasure of an unmutilated penis
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>>684705632
This.

Get fucked, cutfags.
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>>684705632
/thread
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>>684705674
Lmao! "It's ok, just drug the babies!". Sure, give them guns too while you're at it

>yanks are literally too fucking dumb to exist
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>>684699011
So you're saying you prefer sucking the one on the right?
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>>684704252

>he thinks the state of sewage in the 1800's has anything to do with genital mutilation


A lot more than you think, actually.

Pasteurization + Sanitation = birth of prophylactic treatment and shift of paradigm to medically PREVENT disease instead of merely treating it.

Procedures come about or are re-popularized for new reasons to keep in line with the breakthrough concept of preventative maintenance.

Circumcision is basically the perfect posterchild for prophylaxis

>no harm
>extremely simple
>tons of medical benefits
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>>684701536
>How the fuck is foreskin related to STDs whatsoever?

If you don't know how then christ I'd hate to see how you keep your eyes and mouth and any other orifice.
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I always imagine some uncutfag, at the end of these threads, going to the bathroom and pulling down his pants to take a shit and smelling his horrifyingly unneeded meat with dick cheese emanating from within... sitting down and just crying because the truth is soooo obvious...
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>>684705833
How disgusting are you that you aren't regularly washing your dick?
Do you know how this shit works dude? You think we drag our dicks, foreskin pulled back, through dog shit fold it back forward, then take a shower with our dicks sticking out of the shower?

Also I'm gonna dip because I just realized this is gayer than any trap thread on 4chan.
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>>684706081
I don't prefer sucking any of them because I'm not a faggot like you.
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>>684706133
>no harm
>complications
>skin bridges
>terminal insensitivity

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>>684704531

You didn't make any valdi points. You're basically just a nutcase if you believe all that bullshit.

literally you:

If apples are red and string is eclectic, then what variant of bluetooth speaker tastes like caramel mellocreme?

Checkmate, cutfags!
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>>684691546
It's good for the ladies though.
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her's an idea - cut off the fingernails of babies at birth, that way they will never get dirt under there,never have to clean, the fingertips will eventually get hardeneed and callused, they will wonder why they ever had nails in the first place

And.. if they live in a country of childish,spoiled self entitled women, they will forever be crowing about how the bitches just don't like the look of the unmutilated-still-fingernailed.
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>>684705833
You know, chopping my whole cock off will also save me from never getting STD's or cock related diseases. Here's a tip: to avoid STD's, don't have sex ever
Though that shouldn't be a problem for you
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>>684706299
I think you are, you care way to much what they look like.
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>>684706298
nah man, i'm just using common sense...

don't get mad at me for telling you the truth...

just accept it... Your dick smells and looks like a dead anteater's face...

deal with it, brah... the sooner you do, the sooner you can get that shit fixed...
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>>684706245
No, foreskin literally makes zero difference. That doesn't even make any fucking sense, that's like saying you won't get food poisoning if you cut off your lips.
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>>684692316

nope I literally live in my own shit up to my waist.

it's fine.
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>>684705632
This.
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What ameitards don't seem to understand is that it's only them, their hat Cucknada and the africans and cameljockeys still mutilating baby boys genitals

The rest of the world has moved on
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>>684706527
Way to miss the point entirely.

But keep acting like the shit you're saying makes sense when you essentially admitted with the nonsense in this post that you've lost the argument.

Checkmate, bitch... time to go jack it with my amazingly sensitive, non-horrifyingly deformed, non-smelly cock.

night you disgusting uncutfag. Enjoy that dickcheese...
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>>684706304
>take off pants
>nasty sweaterdick

LaughingGirls.jpg
But seriously, "bridges" are not a medical concern and insensitivity is a myth. Arousal and orgasm are controlled by the brain and are the result of chemicals being released. "more sensitive" is not significantly different medically than "less sensitive"--it's exactly the same thing as running a current through two different gauges of wire. The signal still gets to the brain and peak arousal/orgasm are built and released.
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>>684705632

FUCKING REKT

HOLY SHIT TOP FUCKING KEK

SAVED

>how does this make sense, one sane person try explaining
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>>684707064
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>>684706451
>continuing failing to refute any of the points

Cutfags never surprise me.
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>>684706510

You are so obsessed with this topic I'm growing quite concerned for your mental state.
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>>684705632
Similar idea for girls
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>>684707064
>"bridges" are not a medical concern

I can't make the point that you're a deluded fucktard any more clear than you just did. With that, I'm outta here
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>>684707194
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>>684705632
/thread
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>>684707248
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>>684707064
LOL at sweaterdick....

meat-sweater... shit is even more horrifying to think about....
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>>684707234
I didn't start this thread, I came in very late , but i mean, who can resist the appeal of laughing at dumb cut fags

>hey, I cut off one of my legs, think of all the money I will save on shoes
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uncut dicks are objectively uglier tho, think about it your dick resembles an isis dick

>it is known
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>>684707180
too bad virtually ever anonymous poll ever conducted contradicts the girls in this picture who were obviously being supportive of the last guy they fucked...

don't mean shit bro. All that matters is the facts, And they have already been proven.
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>>684706651

This is a GIGANTIC load of bullshit. Are you a Pro-Life retard too?

It is a biological FACT of human development that babies cannot think, generate memory or perform any other cognitive function until about 1.5-2 weeks after birth. This is because of our abnormally dense brain surface area that:

1. has to have more time to develop
2. has to pass intact through the birth canal before cranial sutures finish forming around it

Neonatal memory retention is pseudoscience of the "Young Earth Creationist Christian" caliber of pure retardation.
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