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My cats brought in a mouse today and i was about to flush it, but it started losing its shit,
so i figured "hey its still alive".

so now i have a pet mouse

TRIPS NAMES THE MAUS

quints gets space programme sometime in the near future using the most advanced rocketry /b/ has to offer
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shameless bumping
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Rolling quints
And the Maus will be called Mally
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>>684604038
stop being a fagot and let your cat eat its food you fucking jew
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>>684604038

i also gave the maus some food and shit, not sure what else to give him/her though
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>>684604155
actually cats bring them in because they think they are teaching you to hunt
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>>684604260
In that case OP should eat it. My cat just brings them in and eats them on the door mat though.
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>>684604444
>mfw quads

pretty glad i didnt say quads do whatever now
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>>684604521
next quads and you'll shove the mouse up the ass
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>>684604444
CHECKED
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>>684604589
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>>684604589
roll
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Mr. Mouse
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>>684604839
name it "mau5"
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eat it
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>>684604865
roll
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Alivemau5
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>>684604589
roll
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OP SPACE PROGRAM NOW
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Hepatitis
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>>684604038
Logitech
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>>684604260
This. Don't shame your cat by becoming a filthy rodent-lover. Show it you know full-well how to hunt. Make your feline proud.
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The Kool-Aid Man
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>>684604038
IGOR
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>>684604521
>quads are no trips
retard confirmed
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Blackadder
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>>684604111
that was quick
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you should make it live off a diet of your jizz
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Naga
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Andrew the Wicked
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>>684604038
cats is smart, it brought it knewingly that you will have compassion with the mouse and you will feed it and it will breed and bring more mouses, so the cats gonna start her own mousefarm.
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>>684604111
Waste of trips
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>>684605129
OP cant roll in his own thread mang
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>>684604111
OP found name himself
lol
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>>684605180

Waste of life
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>>684604038
Faggot's pet mouse
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>>684604444
Space program time
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first from the size and how rough its hair looks it's a rat and second they only live a couple of years few at best so depending on its age it could die in several months maybe over a year so don't get attached
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Smeagol
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Gonna need a time stamp and rolling for mouse the bounty hunter
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>>684604260
this was never proven. Cat's merely like to collect things that move like birds that collect shiny objects. They try and give them to you because in reality you are the companion and have more carry capacity.
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Bongo
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Whiskas
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>>684605175
mouse farm for my cats? not a bad idea actually. good way to battle harden them for the summer so they dont come home with scabs and bleeding loads

<<< current holding container
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>>684605225
> it's a rat
please kill yourself! thats even stupid for 4chan niveau
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>>684605175

>cats is smart

someone here isn't tho
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Quints for space program
Name is Neil Armstrong
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The faggot's pet mouse
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>>684605206
Better waste of life then waste of trips.
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>>684605333
YES
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>>684605352
fuck you nigger
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>>684605333
Bingo
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>>684605333

WINRAR, was kinda hoping forr something offensive though
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Rolling.
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>>684605341
Enjoy having filthy mice in your house, faggot. He'll jump outta there in a heartbeat.
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the food is nice, but isnt really good for her. things like grapes or other sugared stuff can cause diabetes. no joke. also you need some litter/bedding. build her a big nice cage and treat her nicely! gf and me got 14 hamsters, so i know my shit
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>>684605698
what kind of food should i feed it? like specific shit?
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nigger
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>>684605516
14 year old detected
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>>684605799
Mice should be fed a combination of ad lib fresh fruits and vegetables and small amounts of good quality mouse/rat pellets or cubes (ensure they have a protein content of at least 16% & fat content of 4-5%)
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>>684605698
>Build her a big nice cage and treat her nicely
Lol no, she's going to be the first mouse on the moon
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>>684605333
aww
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>>684605971
To infinity and beyond!
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>>684604038
SPACE PROGRAM GET
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>>684604038
Lance mousestrong
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>>684606837
rollin for this
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>>684604038
Euthanize the mouse. Seriously. If you want to be humane, just leave it in the freezer. Mice carry disease, can produce a huge litter of new mice every 6 weeks, and it's believed they're responsible for huge numbers of house fires which are never explained, as a result of them chewing the wiring.

You can't even let them go, because it's been shown that mice have excellent tracking skills and can make their way back to a house from many miles away.

Even just the dried dung, piss, skin, and fur can spread terrible diseases. Not only that, mice don't have bladders. They piss non-stop as they go, leaving trails of contaminated mouse-piss everywhere -- which eventually dries up and blows around, so you breathe it in.
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>>684606837
seconded
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>>684607144
good advice , but people are to emotional about everything and will not follow reason
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Space program do it or ur a faghot op
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>>684607432
I had an infestation of mice a few months ago. I felt badly about the mouse traps for the first little while until they burrowed into an unopened bag of pita bread, ate a single dime-sized hole in one piece... and then left mouse turds over all the rest. I went from "awww, poor Mickey" to "I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS" in about five seconds.
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>>684607682
This. Get an Estes rocket kit from Michael's or a hobby store. This bitch will go high as hell
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>>684607144
>>684607266
Double dubs. Kill it with fire and ice op
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>>684608012
http://www.estesrockets.com/rockets/launch-sets/001466-maxi-alpha-3-launch-set
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>>684607724
>I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
talking about emotional, sorry had to laugh, no offence
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>>684608054

if i do space programme im getting the mouse to hit the stratosphere as a goal and return him safely with a parachute. i will post the thread if i do
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>>684608475
>>684608054
>>684607682
>>684606613
>>684606050
>>684605971

also what site can i stream the space programme? this, if i did it would be the greatest space mission /b/ has ever flown
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>>684607144
bullshit on bullshit on bullshit

>explain how a single mouse can get preggies
>explain how a mouse in a box can chew your houses cabling
>explain what the mouse would want to return to OPs house for, it aint his flaming homosexuality with that microdick
>explain how dried piss transfers desease, since its basically just salt then and no bacteria or virus survives sitting on dry salt

give him 2 or 3 crushed antibiotic pills over the course of 2 weeks (crush em)

then take good care for him and train him how to operate the capsules controls.

Name him Yuri garamouse
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>>684604038
Enjoy your Bubonic Plague
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>>684608583
http://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/rodents/

Please roll your Dunning-Kruger stupidity into ball and cram it up your ass.
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