Just say looking through family photos or something. IDK I would be shitting myself in ur situation.

Good Luck

>>684603870
I was really bored and couldn't sleep , why?

Don't mind me aunt,just jerking off

>>684604164
Yes. This.

just say one of your friends probably figured out your password

>>684604164
so much this

big cummies

>>684604164
Rolling for This kek!

>>684604091
I do this.

>>684603870
Please post outcome OP

quick question, are you a detective or or anything like that?

Just say you were having trouble sleeping and were just looking through old family photos cause you were bored. If you are normally a night owl, which if you on /b/ at 4 am you are, it shouldn't seem that odd.

>>684603870
Say you were depressed, and were just trying to remind yourself of better times

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>>684603870
this is the stuff of my nightmares
>Press F to Pay Respects

post the pic

>>684604164
Roll for this

>>684603870
Quick question. Why don't you mind your own Business, aunt karen?

>>684603870

Say you had a friend round and they did it while you were taking a piss or something

Alternatively, kill yourself or run away and go live in a cave somewhere

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Just say that you were admiring that hot fucking body you fucking cuck.

Yea. ..just say you were looking at family photos. Act really surprised that she's asking about it too

>>684603870
"Hey Aunt Karen, I was up all night ill, looked through a bunch of family photos to take my mind off it.
Why are you asking?"

If she says she thought you might be a pervert become enraged and refuse to speak to her for a month, or until she apologizes, tell every member of the family or friends what she did at every opportunity until you get your apology.

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This is all kinds of upsetting

>>684603870
say something like "im not quite sure why you would ask me something like that." turn it around, make her feel like a bitch for thinkin ur pedo. assuming you arent of course

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>>684603870
Just plat stupid. Unlike the image ASAP and then act like you have no clue what shes talking about. Play into it possibly being a glitch or something.
/thread

>>684604656
This. The less the better. Be like "wtf does it matter what hour i check FB?"

Offense is the best defense

>>684604812
if she had already noticed the like, it would be very suspicious

Say it was in an album of family photos and you were scrolling through and accidentally liked one.

>>684604812
DO NOT UNLIKE IT. OR BLAME GLITCHES. THAT LOOKS GUILTY AS FUCK.

Just say you were on your phone/tablet, you accidentally hit 'like' whilst scrolling. Shit happens.

>>684604396
this

>>684603870
Tell her "Because late at night is the only time of the day I have to waste time on meaningless shit like Facebook because I have a JOB, and WORK at it, and FRIENDS to spend time with after that, none of which you'd understand you fat lazy middle-aged sponge, now go find some other way to spend the money your husband worked his ass off to make while you hitch at him and everyone else for not living up to your lofty expectations you fucking queen leech.

>>684604650
This
>>684604579
Or this.

>>684605032

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>>684604921
then act like your phones tweaking out. I've had my phone tweak out on me while i was on Facebook and sent a completely random person a friend request.

>>684603870
Easy. Just say "It came up in my feed. What are you implying?!"

>>684604960
>>684604983
Just own it dude. I like pictures of my little cousins some times. ..maybe even at 4am. The only thing WRONG here is that youre getting questioned about it. There are a million reasons u could be liking a photo. The fact that ur aunt is on ur case is bull shit. Tell her that you will like whatever pics u want to. Regardless of what hour of the day it is

>>684603870
Fake and gay scenario, only plausible to teenagers.

>>684603870

It'd probably be easier if I hadn't sent her this thread and your browsing history

>>684604905
>feminism
>it all makes sense now

>>684603870
"what are you talking about aunt so and so? I fell asleep around midnight last night."

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>>684605313
>>684605375
>>684605406

end yourself

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>>684605579
Nein.

>>684603870

"Well, needed to fap and I couldn't find any pics of you in a bikini"

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>>684605032
fucking savage

>>684603870
Your fucked OP. An outcast in your own family, the pervert who pulls head too 8 year old relatives. Just think how awkward those family gatherings will now be. Even if you hit your aunt with a bullshit excuse, she'll know the truth. Or at least she'll suspect. You'll never be able to look her, or your cousin, in the eye again. This will cause a rift in the family. They'll probably stop visiting your parents so much, ever distrustful of them knowing they raised a monster. Your left with only one course of action here OP. You know what to do....

>>684605881
Kidnap the cousin

>>684605302

>implying anyone believes this

>>684604650
This is the most sensible and satisfying course of action

>>684605233
Yeah but there's, probably numerous pics he could have liked. Ones that would be more appropriate for a family member to like. He liked the one of her in a bikini. Let's not beat around the bush here. OP is fucking done for

>>684606064
Not what I was thinking, but at this point he has nothing to lose

How are you all pretending to give all this advice without even having seen these alleged pictures?

>8 year old
>facebook
>bikini pictures
Your aunt is a dumb whore and so will be your cousin

>>684604650
don't become enraged

>>684606452
LOL, never thought about it like that. Your aunt is a fucking irresponsible whore. What the fuck did she expect.

>>684606452
+1

>>684604091
This. I think this would work. The "why?" at the end is great. It makes her question what she was thinking.

Also, kill yourself op

>>684604232
Most reasonable one.

listen op I know what to do, this REQUIRES you to own bare minimum a shovel.

>go to aunts house
>strip fully down
>like fully down, no pussying out
>start to fuck yourself with the shovel
>get it up as far as you can until you just have the metal bit coming out of your ass
>Yell I am shovel ass
>Decapitate aunt with ass shovel

Post the picture

Text your aunt a pic of your Dick.

>>684606988
Don't know why but this made me kek. Thanks anon

>>684606520
>don't become enraged


fuck that, that's exactly what he should do and the natural reation of being accused of being a pedo and jerking off to his cousin

being calm is the reaction of being caught/guilty

>post photos to facebook

get mad if people look at them

logic

OKAY OP NEW PLAN

>Hang yourself
>Detail in your suicide note that you felt persecuted due to your aunt accusing you of being a pedo
>WIPE YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER FOR THIS TO WORK, we all know what is on there
>Your aunt is now hated as your family remains that you dinndu nuffin
>Kek at her from afterlife

now that you are dead you cant get arrested for jacking it to kids man, who the fuck is going to arrest a skeleton

OP is a faggot
>Tell her you were looking for something from a while back that someone mentioned
>Got distracted by all the nostalgia
>Decided to go through the albums, noticed there were pictures you might not have seen before/might have remembered wrong
>While browsing and clicking through, accidentally hit the "Like" button
Or you could do the "not awkward faggot" route
>Wanted to look through some albums on facebook because couldn't sleep
>Accidentally clicked "like" on a picture
>Why are you being a bitch about it? Or are you saying I shouldn't look at pictures of my family?
>Or are you trying to imply I'm some kind of pervert?

Alternatively, asking her why she's getting so uppity about shit and if she thinks it's appropriate to put a child in semi-lewd swimwear.

>>684604091
This or
>I was just looking at all our family's older photos, just like looking at past memories.
Or some shit like that, even if they eventually look at you like actually were doing some wierd shit, never actually look or admit that you were, believe your own lies

>>684607119
No becoming enraged is a sign he's guilty. Everything is sign he's guilty to be honest, cause he is guilty.

>>684607263
This, slightly out order I think unless you are wiping your drive as you are hanging there

>>684603870
Just admit to her that your a pedophile op

>>684606064
HAHAHAHA

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>>684607329

if someone in my family was literally calling me a pedophile (im not)

i would be ROYALLY pissed

>oh that's cool you think i want to fuck your 8yo daughter no big deal

nope.jpg

>>684607412
Yeah it should be:
>wipe hard drive
>write suicide note
>hang self

>>684606064
Kekd

Post pictures of cousin, OP

>>684607650
Still a good idea though

>>684607263
Do it op

>>684603870
Since she said that, why would ANYONE upload said picture to freakin' facebook. Does she enjoy posting quazi-child porn just to see which persons on the internet actually see them?

Family photos... wow, I scroll albums on facebook when I think of someone I haven't seen or talked to in a while. I also like watching kids play, because it's nostalgic. Would you really ask an old lady in the park if she was a pedophile since she was watching kids?

Jesus fucking christ. Your aunt is just stupid.
And you are stupid. You shouldn't be afraid to watch kids growing up just because you're a man.

Have some dignity. Take back at her.

>>684603870
tell her to mind her own fucking business.

>>684607622
I'd say he should be insulted at first, and if she even tries to continue with the bullshit, then get enraged.
Getting enraged instantly looks a bit suspicious.

>>684604382
This is the advise he needed, good job

>>684603870
"cause i have no life and i'm fucking bored"

just admit you are a pedophile and need help. also it's too late your aunt will never look at you or think of you the same ever again.

>>684607622
She's not calling him a pedo though, just asking why he was liking her photos. If he reacts like a petulant teenager saying, "OMG, IMAGING CALLING ME A PEDO" he will expose himself for the pedo that he is. Best option is to make it seem innocent, not by over-reacting and making himself look guilty.

OP you are probably fine since it's a family member. I did something similar with a close friend's 11 year old daughter who I'm not even friends with, so there was no defending that. Thankfully he didn't make a huge deal about it, he just thought it was a little creepy.

And yes, I most certainly was jacking off to her pics.

Tell her it reminds you of when you were a kid and you're bored. Then ask her what she means.

>>684603870
Don't fucking answer at all, ever

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>>684607906

well from doing some police work i can tell you the cops think it is suspicious if you don't get instantly angry at being accused of rape or something

the innocent get mad the guilty start bullshitting and darting their eyes

listen op you need to do the following
>kidnap the cousin and condition her into thinking you are her father and her aunt stole her from you
>go to utah or other third world country and marry your daughter hostage
>Pay some fag on the darknet bitcoin to kill the rest of your family so your loli-wife-hostage NEVER finds out the fucking truth
>Have kids, let them have kids (so they won't be so inbred)
>Repeat

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>>684603870
Honestly OP, just go kill yourself quickly before you become a pedophile and rape little kids. Its easier to just end it now then to end up in jail getting ass fucked by niggers.

>>684608186
"Doing some police work" lol. He's just finished watching a CSI box-set

>>684608055

i think it's pretty clear she's
>implying he's a pedo

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


>Well, David. I'm doing fine. You didn't answer my question, however. Honestly, I'm a bit concerned as to why you were looking at pictures of Samantha in a bikini at 2:36 in the morning. Also, more disconcerting, is the fact that you immediately removed your like. This implies, to me, a guilty sort of conscience. You will notice that I removed you, for the time being, from her friend's list. Now, until I get a suitable answer, I regret to tell you, that it will stay that way. I know you've had some problems in the past, in high school, with stealing panties, so I'm sure you can understand why I'm worried. I love you, David, but I find this very troubling. Much love, Auntie Karen.

>>684608265
kek

Screenshot conversation OP, dont be puss

>>684608400
Fake b8

>>684606357
I'm with you I vote for pictures

>>684603870
post pic of cousin, I need to see just how bad your situation really is.

>>684608355

fite me

>>684608400
Youre a fucking retard for unliking the photo, did you not read anything anybody told you to do here?!

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>>684608400
Lolz this thread just went full retard

>>684608186
I'm not saying he should start bullshitting, I'm saying that he should act really offended, which is similar to getting enraged, just to a lesser extent.
If she continues to suspect him, then get enraged.

But even then, I'd say he needs to do >>684604382

>>684608186
What if you're just a level headed person

>>684608400
Kek not OP

>>684607263
Kek

>>684608468
>Fake b8

its really not though

fuck me

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>>684603870
b8 thread, OP has already abandoned it

>>684608516

already did that out of a reflex, nothing i can do now

>>684608400
>>684608665
Have you considered sending your aunt a dick pick?

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>>684603870
You know if you click the like button again you can unlike the post dumbass

>>684608400
tell her to fuck off, you removed it because you didn't mean to like it. It happens all the time to most people at least once.

>>684603870
Ask her who the fuck puts up pictures of their 8yo daughter in a bikini for the whole internet to see. What the fuck, is that bitch serious?

'I was drinking with friends, they are assholes, they liked bout a hundred gay pages and went through all my familys pictures liking them, i'm sorry about that'

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>>684608530

ok i get you now, i basically agree

>>684608356
I know, but imagine he had been innocently viewing family photos. He's not going to immediately assume she's implying that. He was masturbating his small pedophile dick to her photos however so therefore knows what she's implying . She probably isn't 100% sure yet that that's what he was doing, so taking a bit more of a subtle approach to it is better. Just don't freak out the next time you see her and act suspiciously or the jig will be up.

>>684606971
1) Samefag.
2) You, sir, are and idiot.
3) This makes the whole thing creepier. This doesn't have to be creepy. Liking an 8-year-old cousin's facebook pics is entirely normal. In fact, the aunt's reaction is the weirdest part of that story, pedo OP aside.

>>684608737
>>684608665
>>684604382

>>684608880
only pedos think there's anything weird about posting pics of your kids in bathing suits. Unless she's like spread eagle or you can see camel toe there's nothing non-innocent about an 8 year old girl in a bikini.

>>684603870
I'm a pedophile and cum hard to pictures of children in bikinis. Ill lick your cunt if you keep this a secret ?

>>684604091
This seems like the winner.

>>684608872
>tell her to fuck off, you removed it because you didn't mean to like it. It happens all the time to most people at least once.

the problem is the pic is a year old so i had to dig for it, it's not like it was on my screen

>>684608808
>You know if you click the like button again you can unlike the post dumbass

they still get notified you did that, trust me

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>>684608400
"So let me get this straight... I take the time to LIKE a picture made available to the public, then you imply I had some ulterior motive? I'm really offended, especially since you voiced your concern, and I decided to take your feelings into consideration and un-liked the image, yet you still probe me like I've done something wrong.
I think you owe me an apology, because I do not care for what you are trying to imply about me. If this is going to be a problem in the future, I suggest you stop posting pictures altogether, since viewing them is such a capital offense."

>>684603870
I don't recall the time being registered when I would press the like button on facebook...amiwrong?

>>684603870
literally just say you were looking through all of your familys old photos, checking up on them, and getting kinda nostalgic, sayin you miss ppl and shes growin up fast ):

>>684609007
because when a kid is 8 years of age he/she is completely capable of making decisions like posting pictures of him/herself to the internet (especially in a bikini), where they will stay forever, for any future employers/connections to see

>>684609099
>Notifications code has checks to make sure that the topic of the notification is valid at the time the user is viewing it. So when a user loads the page and the number of unread notifications are calculated, the notification will be read from a database, but code will determine it is no longer valid and it won't show up.

But if the person is on the site at the time, they might have the notification cached in their list of notifications so they'll see it even after you've unliked the post. Given how often people are on Facebook, there's a pretty decent chance they'll still see the notification, but more likely than not they won't.

>>684609168
We all know that shit don't fly

>>684608872

the thing though is i do have a history of doing creepy shit

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>>684609168
beautiful

>>684609099
there have been many reasonable explanations posted in this thread about why you were looking at old pics. I was specifically referring to the accidental "like".

>>684609223
again, what's so damning about a bikini pic as a kid that any future employer would give a shit about? My parents have pics of me naked as a kid and in all sorts of semi-embarassing situations and they show them to people all the time. It's really not a big deal unless you're a pedo.

>>684609336
Please elaborate. What creepy shit have you done? Are you a registered sex offender?

>>684609336
Stop being a degenerate and shape up.

Op u dun goofed say goodbye. Delete all pornography immediately. There's no time to spare. Remember your right to remain silent. Deny everything, think of lies right now. Explain to her you are drunk or something and keep lies. If police involved get lawyer ASAP.

>op.mp3
https://youtu.be/CiBI0yrtHUo

>>684609168
It's not against the law to stick your dick in a dead turkey, but you wouldn't do it at the dinner table.

>>684608400
Well thank you aunt Karen. I have tried really hard to put what happened in high school behind me and chalk it up to being a dumb kid. I'm glad to know that you will hold that against me some how and will be suspicious for looking at a picture that YOU posted on the Internet of your daughter in a bikini. I was genuinely just looking thru some family photos in my own free time. I accidentally hit like but what should that matter? You're accusations hurt me and I don't think I would like to talk to you anymore. I'm going to have a talk with my parents about this as well because I feel like you are ambushing me. If you are so sensitive over who's viewing your daughter in a bikini maybe you shouldn't broadcast it to the world on the Internet.

*drop mic

>>684609336

taking creep shots of girls, stealing panties, and getting caught

>>684609454
Pantie stealing for one.

Not him

literally just reply and be like 'what the fuck are you implying? i can't check up on my family without you immediately overreacting and implying some weird fucking shit? are you mental?'

>>684609605

meant for>>684609454

>>684609475
>Stop being a degenerate and shape up.

dammit

Say that the Facebook posting algorithm ythm showed it in your newsfeed. Always worked for me. Why it always worked for me? Because it really showed up in my newsfeed.

Tell her this:
It's none of your business. And never talk about it again.

>>684609777
check em

>>684609569
Your Thanksgiving dinners sound way different than mine.

>>684609360
>there have been many reasonable explanations posted in this thread about why you were looking at old pics. I was specifically referring to the accidental "like".

she clearly saw the like then noticed i deleted it

Tell her this

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort,
Wake me up
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort,
Wake me up inside
I can't wake up
Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort,
SAVE MEEEE
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Wake me up and save me from what I've become

>>684603870
Tell her it's hard to NOT like that little cockslut in a bikini.

>>684609866
saying you didnt mean to like it is a real answer and really happens, bud. if she doesnt believe it, its because SHES overreacting, not bc youre guilty

>>684609866
can you fucking read? I know that. I am saying tell her that yes you did like it, and yes you did remove the like, and the reason why you removed the like is because you didn't mean to like it. What's so hard to understand?

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>>684608400
She's got you pegged pretty well, pervert. You aren't going to bullshit this woman successfully.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Aunt Karen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, auntie.

>>684609007
nah

if I had kids I wouldn't post any pics online because I assume by default someone will jack it to them.

>>684609443
Anyone with half a brain wouldn't allow their 8 year old to have a Facebook account with bikini pics on it, considering all the shit about online grooming in recent years. I get what your saying, but most people would keep that for private family photo albums.

>>684603870
>how the fuck should i respond to this?? just play it off? say something like, yea i was just catching up on pics on facebook
>but the album is from last year, anyway
Say you are automaticallty logged into facebook by default on your comp. while having people over and drinking, and some aquintence of yours must have used your computer.

Or if it can be proven it was you (you were writing comments or whatnot), say you were checking up on something and must have clicked by mistake. Say sorry and hope they arent taking it the wrong way.

Either way, lay fucking low for the next years.

>>684609995

that she does not believe that, that's what i tried to do, see her emaili to me further up

>>684609594
this is pretty good except for the "*drop mic" garbage. Just send that, block her and follow through on everything you said.

>>684610093
True, but the reason it is retarded is because of users like OP. Which is his problem atm.

tell your aunt you want to fuck her and if that would help your situation.

>>684610056
>She's got you pegged pretty well, pervert. You aren't going to bullshit this woman successfully.


i think this is right

so what do i do now

>>684610146
if you said that then why is she saying you didn't answer the question? Can SHE read?

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>>684603870
Can OP at least post some photographic evidence of the message? Just blur out the names with paint and post em

>>684610280
no, because he made the story up

>>684610198

well that was after, she's not buying it though

>>684603870
Just say you liked it because you noticed the scenery in the background and you recall all of the wonderful times the family had at said location. Provided the picture wasn't taken in her bath or bedroom. If that's the case, you are fucked OP. Don't ask her if she needs a babysitter.

>>684610060
Finally.
/thread

>>684603870
>why was the picture up in the first place if you didn't want people looking at them?

>i was bored and couldn't sleep why do you ask auntie cuntface?

>>684610168
Drop mic was purely for here and not for the message you send to her

>>684610315
I am not abandoning a potential legendary bread, Anon. Some good keks can be had if OP delivers.

>>684610324
tell her to fuck off and you're not discussing it any further. If she won't believe anything besides "I am a pedophile and was jerking off to her" (which is the truth, but it doesn't matter in this case), that's her problem. Reiterate the innocent explanation you already gave, tell her if she brings it up again you'll block her.

tell her the truth, say you were jacking off to pictures of your cousin and your finger slipped on cum and accidentally pressed like.

Whose panties did you steal, OP? This same little girl's? Someone her age? Why would your aunt be concerned?

>>684609594
This will work OP. Provided you're not actually an openly pervy little fuck IRL and she had suspected something on more then one occasion.

>>684610597
probably his sisters or mom's or something. I think that was just a general "i know you're a pervert" type thing, not necessarily anything pedo-related.

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>>684603870
You're sick fuck, OP. I tipped off the FBI, so expect a knock on the door soon.

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>>684610194
>>She's got you pegged pretty well, pervert. You aren't going to bullshit this woman successfully.
>i think this is right
>so what do i do now

enjoy being shunned for getting caught

>>684610597
Old women assume all young boys with any sort of weird sexual stuff are pedophiles. I've been accused of pedophilia multiple times because I took panties at like 12.

>>684610694
Let OP answer.

Hand yourself in to the police and say you enjoy children

>>684610461
It's time OP posted screenshots. You may be ostracized from your birth family, but at least you'll go down in the annals of 4chan. We are your family now OP, accept our cold embrace

>>684610733
this, but it's important you stick to your story. Everyone will still think you're a lying pedo but at least it will remain just a rumor.

>>684610597
>Whose panties did you steal, OP? This same little girl's? Someone her age? Why would your aunt be concerned?

my other aunt's, her sister she's 10 years older than me

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>>684603870
Tell her to fuck off, problem solved.

>>684603870
fire and axes

>>684610813
they'll tell him to go away, because "enjoying children" is not a crime, nor is what he was doing when looking at the pic.

>>684603870
reply: Why do you allow your 8 year old daughter to post as a whore on the internet

>>684610825

>>684610825
>>684610825
>>684610825

so you guys can dox me and out me to everyone else know and call my work and shit?

it's not my first day here

Tell her "I'll show you later" and then find a bikini in your size as close in style as possible to the pic and recreate the beach pic as closely as possible.

Everyone will laugh when you post it and you'll be the funny uncle.

>>684604091
there are IO kinds of people on 4chan and I think its fascinating how these groups can live togther

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>>684606452
Came here to say this. Leaving satisfied. Seriously, who the fuck puts pics of their children on wastebook?

>>684611041
That's a terrible idea.
>go with this OP

>>684610847
Tell her she needn't worry, you're into MILFS, not kids. Tell her you'd rather molest her.

That should do it, our job is done here.

>>684610472
pretty much this.
You pretended to be innocent, if she doesn't buy it, the only way to go is to get insulted and to basically tell her to fuck off, and that you're not going to take her insane (even if it's true) bullshit.

>>684611039
Just scribble over anything that could be used to identify you in paint. You'll be fine.

>>684604091
rolling for this

also should post photo of cousin, for-cus-because its important

>>684610847
I could sympathize with you on that if you weren't creeping on a kid. It seems like you prey on your own family a lot. Seek help, faggot.

>>684603870
>pics of my 8 year old cousin in a bikini
post it faggot

Lots of good suggestions in this thread. Make one reply then block your aunt, niece, and whomever else then leave it be.

>>684611671

Indeed that is why we are all here

>>684611609
Or maybe those panties were easy to steal? And these pics are easy to access? Moralfag

>>684610707

>/mlp/
>watch anime online
>how to take a screen shot
>reddit
>9gag
>male feminism

Kek, this can't be real.

>>684610168
>implying *drop mic was meant to be sent
Sperglord.

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>>684611609
This should get some bites.

>>684611775

Worst part is: >internet explorer

Well Auntie, if your worried about me liking the picture on facebook you should see the nasty stuff she texts me.

>>684609560
Do this and lie your ass off.

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>>684603870
Just write "xD?" or
"what are you going on about here"
Push her to feel guilt for asking this stupid question. Because it was a stupid question.

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>>684611808
Gold

>>684611808

Kek rolling for this.

>>684609560
>>684611839

>let's see how quickly we can get OP fucked over

>>684611775
>>684611797
Literal first day on 4chan

>>684611952

Rolling.

>>684604650
Thats what i wouldve done

>>684611952
Dont get how this fucks him over

>>684612024
>>684611952
you know this isn't a roll thread, right?

>>684609594
>>684609168
i fucking love you sometimes /b/

>>684611766
Exactly, the panties I understand. The little cousin? There are pics of girls all over the Internet, but he (or is it you?) was creeping on family again. Seems like a pattern. Needs to be broken as no good will come of it.

>>684611997

Fuck you nigger.

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>>684612120
No fucking way, anon?!

>>684603870
Tell her you've been severely depressed and considered killing yourself. You were deciding which family members to send notes.

>Tfw you have an uncle named David, and a great aunt named Karen, which would make her his aunt
Hi David. It's your nefew James?

>>684612085

>Explain to her you are drunk or something and keep lies.
>that isn't going to get him fucked over.

>>684612120

I don't give a shit. Rolling.

>>684612129
I agree but it's much easier to get pics of relative LGs

Why the Fuck would she even have that pic up in the first place ..ur both creeps

>>684612168
I guess that was a joke then?
Hard to tell whether someone is being a retard on purpose or not on the internet.

>>684612252
Too late to say hes drunk ig but it would be much better if he was and didn't dislike the picture. Then he apologized the next day and invited Auntie K out to eat.

>>684603870
send nudes from shower and ill stop

>>684612144
Checked, faggottini.

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>>684611808

just say you couldn't sleep and you forgot how strange it would look for what hour it is

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>>684612120
rollin' on a river

>>684612363
I was not one of the ppl who rolled, but it was more like a "ya this isnt a roll thread, but its /b/,,so who cares..."

>>684603870
you were showing family members pictures of the other side of the family and accidently liked it

>>684603870
Fuck that bitch. Just say "I could not get to sleep last night and started going thru Facebook. I was on ur page and saw **** profile, looked at her old picschool and liked that she was having fun on the beach." Simple as that. If your fycking aunt is so concerned why the Fuck is the pic on facebook.?

>>684612483
Literally kill yourself. Is this your first day? Are you a freshman next year?

>>684604650
this

if you did something fucked up, refuse it vehemently, scream from the fucking rooftops that it's untrue, never speak of anything else until you can tell everyone believes you, and then keep denying for good measure.

>>684608400
>Implying aunt Karen can green text.
Gr8b8m9

>>684612553
Youre not even a good troll, try again

>>684612382

Which makes him seem guilty if he acts as if he was in the wrong. Fuck off you stupid nigger.

>>684612714
Woah you sure got me b8 artist

>>684612528
You're dumb. All she'd have to do is ask who to confirm and OP Is busted.

>>684612631
oh fuck i lol'd fuck off m8

>>684607263
>arresting a skell
not even hillary is that heartless

>>684612753
No it doesn't. It's reaching for a middle ground.

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Tell her that you couldn't sleep and were browsing Facebook, Facebook prompted you with the album in one of it's 'memories from last year'. Computer generated spam shit. The reason You clicked on the photo I'll leave up to you. On a related note my mom got a prompt for the anniversary of an event. I wish I had a screen shot. It said 'precious memories' or some shit with streamers, baloons and confetti and a picture of her beloved aunt with the event name 'aunt Carol died today'. Fucking ruthless but that shows how random these prompts are

>>684613026
OP fucking update!
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