Bear by a mile. He's bigger and stronger and has claws and sharp teeth

>>684590192
the nigger

>>684590372
/thread

The nignog. He probably just pulled out a gun and shot the bear tbh.

>>684590355
Bullshit! Gorillas are much stronger!!

Baloo.

>>684590355
Although bears weigh a lot more and are bigger in size, gorillas are a lot stronger. So it's a pretty even match.

>>684590192
Dimitri vs Tyrone

Tyrone pull gun, shoot Dimitri. Dimitri not care, Russian.

Call draw, smoke weed, drink vodka. Everybody go home. Animal peaceful. Humans learn from animal.

>>684590578
Look for the bare necessities.

>>684590192
Well the Silverback patriarch has 4 health and 1 attack, while the bear has 3 health and 3 attack. You do the math.

>>684590799
>Call draw, smoke weed, drink vodka. Everybody go home. Animal peaceful. Humans learn from animal.
In this case both will die. Sad.

>>684590192
Gorilla for fucking sure, way stronger, would thump the shit out of the gashing stupid bear

bear would win

>>684590823
The hunter? Probably

>>684590355
>>684590552
there actually pretty much equal in strenghth but a bear has dagger sized claws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADk_4dTXt8

Gorrillas are very overrated The Bear Tiger and Elephant are the 3 deadliest animals on the land

>>684591060
Where do people get that the gorilla is stronger than a bear? Because it has less fur so it looks more solid and muscular? Or because stories of gorillas and chimps killing humans usually means they kill them pretty quick?

If you took a bear and shaved it (grizzly) you would see massive lower and upper body muscles. When talking about wild animals though, they're all at peak physical fitness. Overall you should look to an animals weight to get an idea of its strength. Grizzly weigh a lot more than an average gorilla therefore are probably much stronger. There you go. Any argument a gorilla has over a grizzly is defeated with that argument. Until there is any factual data showing a gorilla is somehow stronger, there is no other advantage a gorilla has over a grizzly, but several other advantages a grizzly has over a gorilla. Bite and claws being one.

>>684591567
Hippo over all of thdm

>>684590823
definitely the bear

>>684591586
A gorilla has very strong arms but it's legs are barley stronger than a humans

>>684591586
Now the real question is, can a gorilla shave a bear?

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>>684591649
kek

>>684591649
yeah, hippos are badass.

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>>684591817
>barley
Also, it would have been so much funnier if you had said "bear-ly."

Bears are much better equipped to fight a gorilla than a gorilla is to fight a bear. The gorilla will have it's hands and the bear will have claws and stronger biting power than a gorilla would have. Who would win in a fight a man with a knife ore a man using his hands?

>>684590941
Yeah, from liver damage or lung cancer, in about 40 years. Tragic.

>>684590192
Gorilla is strong, but bear is more heavyweight and have claws what can to rend skin like a paper

>>684590192
Definitely the gorilla. He could climb into a tree and strike when the bear is least expecting it, then fall back when the bear catches on.

Intelligence > size

>>684592119
Bears are faster than gorillas, hes gonna maul him before he climbs anything

>>684590192
Primates might just have that "nasty little cunt" edge in a straight fight though...
Bears are more heavily armed, with those fucking claws, but apes are known to use dirty tactics like eye-gouging, genital biting, and jaw-splitting, whereas bears have a very set, albeit devastating, attack pattern...

I dunno, tough one to call. I like the idea of them getting fucked up first, like feed them vodka and speed so they're proper off the fucking chain.

>>684592119
bears can climb trees and gorrillas are not that smart he would either run or charge at the bear

>>684592119
>Intelligence > size

And thats how I slay ur mom every nite

>>684592119
Bears are quite intelligent animals. The difference between the intelligence of a gorilla and a bear isn't enough to decide a fight between the two.

>>684592255
>gorrillas are not that smart
Neither are you.

>>684590192
bear, obviously

a fully grown male silverback would never stand a chance against a fully grown male grizzly

hell, even three silverbacks teamed up would get their shit kicked in by one bear

>>684592381
I don't see you slaying bears with your intellect. Get out there and prove us wrong.

>>684592474
Well what I mean by the gorilla's intellect is that it will use that intelligence to make a weapon of some sort to fight off the bear.

>>684591885
I meant deadly to a human

>>684592381
My IQ is 120 you are stupid if you think a gorrillas intelligence will actually help it in a fight agiast another animal also bears are also very smart

>>684592593
>Thinking gorillas can make and use tools

Know what gorillas can make weapons? The ones that became humans

>>684592594
Eh both are about the same in that aspect to be honest

>>684592742
No they can make weapons. I seent it.

>>684592593
That is even stupider than your "climb a tree" scenario. A gorilla would have to display foresight to create a weapon which would dispatch a bear. He would have to have creativity in designing such a weapon. Only the most intelligent apes (human species) are known to do this. At best, chimps and gorillas have learned to pick up sticks and use them as clubs, which would have no effect on a grizzly. He would be swinging a stick in vain as the grizzly ripped out his throat.

Grizzly bears are Fucking HUGE. And thier skulls can deflect bullets they're so thick. Gorilla it's not even a challenge.

>>684592818
This nigga thinks "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" was a documentary.

>>684592840
See>>684592818

>>684592737
If your IQ is 120, then mine is 165.

>>684592737
a gorilla is WAY smarter than a bear
won't help him much since a human is smarter than a gorilla but still would get wrecked by a bear

>>684592934
>>684592737
Are we really gonna start this shit in this thread

>>684592901
They used real gorillas as actors though.

>>684593013
That's what it's for, man

>>684591567
You forgot to mention that hippos kill more people a year than any other animal.

To be honest I think the gorilla would not want to attack the bear and that the bear would not want to attack the gorilla

If the battle was taken place in an area with rocks, a gorilla would win. They know how to throw rocks and make Spears from wood and rocks. They do in the wild all the time. If they fought in a bare room the bear may win sometimes but the gorillas can punch and that's a great advantage.

>>684592934
You don't even know me you fool.

Bear is faster stronger and has claws and powerful bite.

Gorilla is smaller, slower, weaker but a little smarter. Gorilla also has the ability to climb better than bear and to grab objects unlike bear.

I think bear wins

>>684593137
It's a hypothetical question. It's not if they would fight each other, it's who would win if they did. Everyone already knows that they probably wouldn't fight each other, you don't have to point it out.

>>684592119
Climbing up a tree is the biggest mistake you can do against a bear and humans tend to do that silly.

>>684592185
>>684592255
>>684592294
>>684592320
LOL Here I was, just making an implicit pun, and you guys missed it. You just had to keep going with your stupid argument
>>684592840
You weren't talking to me.

>>684593254
>Using the word "fool" as an insult

The fuck are you? A Disney villain?

>>684593202

>make Spears from wood and rocks. They do in the wild all the time

Kek, you are fucking retarded.

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>>684591586
Grizz, go to bed.

>>684593379
No they do trust me. They even make armor and sheilds sometimes.

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>>684593371

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This is a shaved bear, not as ripped as you people make them out to be.

People saying a gorillas intelligence would help think of it like a karate guy fighting a wwf wrestler. Yeah he has some moves but ultimately will get fucked up. Think of back in the 90s when karate black belt guys would fight wrestlers in mma. That one karate guy who got permanently disfigured comes to mind. This is what intelligence gets you in a fight to the death.

Also the anon above mentioning humans have greatest intelligence and would still get rekt by a Grizzly makes great sense.

>>684591567
WAHT ABOUT PEOPELS

>>684593518
Why is it shaved?

>>684593464
Yeah and sometimes they build small towns complete with irrigation systems too

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>>684593464
so do bears.

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>>684590610
What are you a fucking idiot? Who told you that nonsense???

>>684593518
That's a fucking black bear in captivity. Not even close to a wild grizzly.

>>684593580
something to do with a disease, Google it

>>684593371
ok that's funny

>>684593518
That is a sickly black bear with mange. However, even it would be able to turn over boulders that weigh several hundred pounds. We are talking about a full-sized grizzly bear, which have been known to eat Black Bears.

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>>684593202
>If they fought in a bare room the bear may win

>>684593518
That is a shaved black bear, not a grizzly or kodiak as is standard for these discussions.

And you wouldn't look so ripped either if you were covered in 15 inches of body armor all over.

>>684590823
those dont really look that sharp tbh fam

>>684593518
that's a fucking black bear you idiot those are small weak and timid

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>>684593371

Silver back 230kg.
Brown bear 650kg.

Ok that's obvious but what if we controlled for weight? Who would win then?

>>684593518
That is a black bear, and it is in CAPTIVITY and it is SICK.

>>684591954
Man using knife trusts not the skills of his fists Also, you never said what he's using his hands for, so they could be on a steering wheel or typing in launch codes. Man using hands OP as FUCK

The Silverback's gonna kick the grizzly's tail
He's bigger faster, and stronger too

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>>684593519
A real Martial Artist would destroy a wrestler or bodybuilder easily karate is for kids

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>>684591349
No, they are not equal in strength. The bear would absolutely rip the gorilla in half. Not evenclose

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>>684593518
1/5 the size of a male Grizzly

Actual vid from documentary of bear vs gorilla

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjIBLVLCtGw

>>684593936
We're talking about actual wrestlers, like Olympic wrestlers

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>>684593933
I know you're just defending your people. It's okay to admit defeat, Tyrone.

>>684593580
The zoo keepers were bored and had some fun and just said it was a disease. Notice in images where the side it was probably tranqualized laying down on still has hair on it.

>>684590680
it's brown bears that's russian, grizzlys only live in NA

>>684594108
Oh, well as long as the bear doesn't have a wallet or a convenience store, he should be fine

>>684593518
he looks like a dog with nigga ass. Without fur it's way more attractive tho

>>684594080
No seriously,
If he punch ya
It's gonna hurt

>>684594071
I know but a master at Shaolin or Judou is much more dangerous

>>684593933
Is he the first member of the DK crew?

>>684594201
YESSSSSS

GORILLA!

>>684594200
So you are saying we need to send the gorilla to a Shaolin temple to learn martial arts?

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DK
DONKEY KONG
DK
DONKEY KONG IS HERE

>>684593518
Black bears are pussies, they consists of 17% of siberian tigers diet (they are prey)

>>684594200
I don't know about that, martial ARTS have a lot of weaknesses that purely pragmatic fighting styles like boxing, wrestling or mma don't have.

>>684593254
Holy shit I pictured mandark and died

>>684594375
Shaolin and Judou are better and i actuelly really like boxing it's just how it is

>>684594360
gorilla > tiger > bear

You dumb assholes are forgetting that gorillas are faster and much more intelligent. Intellect goes a long fucking way.

>>684594360
There aren't any black bears in siberia, the only Asian black bears are in the far east of russia

>>684594621
Yeah they can make weapons and start an army

>>684594558
What the fuck is "better" supposed to mean?

>>684594311
DO IT

>>684590680
Bears are russians monkeys are blacks so white people are chihuahua's?

>>684594734
It's just overall a better fighting style

>>684594621
As far as apes go gorillas are the dumbest of the dumb. It's not like they're going to innovate anti-bear fighting tactics, especially considering they have no need to innovate fighting tactics in the wild

>>684594573
Literally the opposite

>>684594910
You're an idiot

>>684594558
Judo is a form of grapling you dumbass. If you remove the Gi though the an actually trained BJJ/wrestler would have a slight advantage.

>>684594621
Bears are as intelligent as gorillas if not more intelligent and they can run up to 40 miles per hour.

>>684594573
lemming>bear>tiger>gorilla
>fixed

>>684594734
Not him but that's pretty obvious. Boxing is a sport, so it's also out. MMA is top-tier, but some other arts can match up as far as ability to kill bear handed no-holds-beared

>>684595083
Gorillas can run 90 mph and make weapons out of stones and sticks.

>>684594889
No, we're human.

The bear kills it right away. Mismatch.

>>684591649
This.

>>684594889
That makes no sense at all. Aren't those Mexican dogs anyway?

>>684595165
A gorilla in a fight is not going to stop to fashion a weapon. Speed isn't even that important in this considering it's a fight not a chase. Bears have long claws that will do more damage than a gorilla's fists. Multiple gorillas would beat a grizzly, one gorilla would not.

>>684595165
Bears can run 150mph and can summon an aspect of great cthulhu when threatened

>>684595379
I should have been obvious he was being facetious when he said they could run 90 mph.

>>684595379
Gorillas usually keep weapons nearby and none of this changes the fact that they literally run 90 mph on average.

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>>684594955
sure cucks

>>684595418
Well gorillas can summon an entire tribe of starving African children

>>684595152
Bruce Lee didn't join the MMA because he was afraid of killing his opponents

I'm not taking part in the discussion who would win, though I wanted to notice one thing.

Gorrillas are very resistant to pain. And they have very thick skulls.

There were situations in which gorrilla could take a successive shots from handgun in the head and still kill a shooter, mutilate it's body and even walk around a bit before dying from shock and brain damage.

Also, gorrillas bite too, pretty grievously.

Bear that in mind.

>>684595547
If a bear spends at least 2 hours a day bathing in sunlight then they absorb enough radiation to use their laser eyes

>>684594919
that's not true at all

>>684595608
So the gorilla gets to walk around for a bit, with its entrails hanging out, while the bear relaxes, waiting for it to die. How does this change the outcome?

>>684590192
Why would a bear fight a black man op? Did he leave some chicken out? Does the black man have a gun if not then the bear will win.

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>>684595692
If a gorilla tells you that he/she really really really likes an image, he turns into this guy and anyone who comes within 5 meters of him develops a rare form of ass cancer

That's it. I'm sick of all this Grizzly Bear bullshit that's going on in this thread right now. Silverback Gorillas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a...

>ah, what the heck, this isn't even half-funny

>>684595692
If a gorilla feels sexual arousal he becomes a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh

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>>684591349
>>684590610

Are you retarded? A male gorilla is roughly the size of a human while a bear is 3 to 4 times the size of an American.

>Gorilla: 120kg to 180kg
>grizzly: 180 kg to 360 kg

>>684595757
Yes it is, look it up

>>684595904

Do you even know that gorrilla has enough strenght to rip limbs from the body? Also, it wouldnt certainly just walk around. They're known to fall into blind rage when hurt.

>>684595692
Well gorillas aren't fully evolved so they can use evolite, which means they can probably tank at least one STAB move.

>>684590192
Grizzly wins every single time. Not even joking. I love Gorillas but it's not happening.

A grizzly is going to be 2 to even 3 times the weight of a Gorilla. A Grizzly can break a 1200 pound moose's spine with a single swipe of it's paw. It's also much faster, Grizzlies can run at almost 40 MPH when they want to, they are not the animal to piss off.

They are so much heavier built too. A Gorilla would have an extremely hard time even killing a Grizzly if the bear wasn't fighting back. It's head is protected by so much fur and fat and it's skull is so thick that even if the Gorilla was beating on it's skull it would take a lot of effort on the Gorilla's part to do more than daze the bear.

It's neck is too thick and strong for the gorilla to break, and it has 0 chance of choking the bear out.

The bear is also just flat out stronger. The bear is heavier and has much heavier built muscles, they are just built to use them in different ways. If you gave a gorilla a rope, and tied a rope around the bear and had it walk in the opposite direction while the gorilla pulled against the rope, the bear would drag the gorilla around with ease. In your example of the gorilla smashing a tire, it's using it's upper body muscles in a different way than the bear. A Gorilla would win in an arm wrestling match, but in a full body wrestling match it would be like a toddler trying to wrestle with a 280 pound grown man (hyperbole for you faggots out there)

>>684595986
All bears have been innately blessed as a favoured species of khorne.

>>684596090

Human: 120kg to 180kg
American: 60kg to 90kg

Riiiiiiight.

>>684595608
And are also a fraction of the size of a average wild kodiak. To be fair lets use the largest of both species. A wild kodiak is usually around 1700 lbs and 5 foot at the shoulder, on all fours. Putting it upwards of nine feet on it hind legs. The eastern gorrilla is usually around 360 lbs and 5'7" standing. Yeah, gorrillas are real welters, but going up against something 5x your weight, 4x of which is muscle and 1x of which is a thick protective fat layer and thick hide usually doesnt end up well for anything. Especially ancient nigger gorrillas.

>>684596418
When a gorilla sneezes, a tornado is created in the vicinity

>>684596294
Well if a bear is loved enough by a human it can armor digivolve into megabearmon

>>684591567
I would take a bear everyday over an hippo or a rhino.

>>684594658
Nor are there any tigers. Recently they have been quite exclusive to the amur region in the far east.

They do, however, also prey on brown bears, though mostly youngsters and females.
Conversely Adult male bears occasionally follow tigers in order to usurp their kills.

>>684596657
When a gorilla gets an expansion pak they get bigger faster and stronger too

>>684596608
When a bear shits it summons one of the great plagues of egypt

>>684594889
Whites are the smartest and most efficient predators: wolfs.
>I'm one quarter gorilla and 3 quarters wolf
What kind of monster am i?

>>684594375
Neither the gorilla nor the bear are martial artists nor MMA fighters. Sure, a trained fighter beats an untrained stronger fighter, but both of them have only their nature and tools.

Bear wins because he has fucking swords as claws.

>>684596767
Well bears have access to over 200 forms of dlc

>>684596975
Gorilla play on PC

>>684592840
A gorila can easily lift 100 kg.
That's a 100kg stick against a grizly's head.

>>684591567
You must have watched the jungle book recently

>>684593778
Go fight bear and come back stop going to 4chan

>>684594889
Russians are white.

Slavic, Baltic, Nordic, Germanic, Celtic

Are all just different types if white people.

>>684596856
When a gorilla growls the first movement of the fifth symphony starts playing

>>684590192
bad rotator cuff easily favours bear

EDGE BEAR

>>684590192
Give this a look, boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8

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>>684596303
this

>>684596891
A nigger

>>684596891
So relatively speaking, if bears are slavs, niggers are gorillas and whites are wolves, would we Jews be regular goyims?
Oy vey, what a fate.

>>684596891
bear

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>>684597093
pc is for queers playstation has all kinds of godly exclusives

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>>684597159
>implying that would hurt a bear

>>684597681
Shit, it looks like Putin

>>684593778
>tbh fam

Kill yourself.

So what about sharks with legs?

>>684597776
Going by the memes you would probably be something like ravens.

A lot say bear but I say gorilla. The bear has claws, yeah. But it can't really make a fist. The gorilla has long arms, so im asing he could just smash a bears skull open like a watermelon. I mean, an orangutan car rip off your arms, and they're quite a bit smaller than a gorilla. Although, if the bear can strike first, depending on where it claws it may win quite easily.

>>684598245
You mean crows? Because we are above the food chain, are able to manipulate tools and feed off of the suffering of others?
Eh, seems accurate.

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Someone find a fucking video so i can watch a gorilla get its head ripped off

>>684598948
bump

>>684590192
you know what they say "dont bring gorilla in bear fight"

>>684590192
Depends. If the bear has to protect her youngs, the gorilla is fucked.

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>>684590699
Fuk u anon, i laughed way to hard to this. My stomack hurts now.

Grizzly bears can get up to around 220kg, but they can pile on the fat to around 260-270kg before hibernation, Gorillas are about 100kg, and when it comes to tools, yes they can make them, i dont see how a stick or a rock used to scrape at tough veg is gunna help it win against something more designed to rip and tear than something thats only defining aggressive action is to display sheer brute force, That being said, the bear hasnt evolved the proper bone structure to take blunt impact on the skull. My money is on the bear though.

Gorilla: 500-600 Pounds on average
Grizzly: 800-1000 Pounds on average

Weapon on both: Teeth that can be used as a weapon. Great feats of strength/crushing power.

Weapons one has over the other:
Grizzly: Faster burst speeds. Claws that are 1-2 inches in length.

Ape: Uhhhh. Nothing.

Verdict: Grizzly wins.

>>684592934
My IQ is always one more than yours :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTABG_vbnFY

answers the question if u survive to watch it to an end

>>684598205
Smh tbh fam

My uncle used to bear hunt, and from his shared experiences, I'd take the bear. Bear every time. They're capable of being hit repeatedly with .308 hollowpoint rounds and have such thick skulls that they're capable of resisting damage from firearms. They can keep moving after being shot in the head. Do you really think a few thumps from a glorified human being is going to beat that? Nah, bruh. They're heavier than gorillas and have incredibly sharp and large claws, and are about as intelligent. In addition, bears are incredibly good trackers, far better than any gorilla. Speedwise the bear is equal, if not faster. The bear's greater strength, claws, speed, pain tolerance, and tracking skills give it an edge in both a brief bout and a protracted fight.

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Someone should make a show like deadliest warriors but instead of special forces they should put in animals breakin eachothers mothafuckin jaw's n shit. I'd watch every god damn episode

>>684600254
Nope. No creature is gonna take a 308 to the dome and take another step. That's asinine.

Grizzly: Big, Strong, Heavy, Claws, Teeth.
Gorilla: Big, Strong, Teeth, Fast.

Very even, it's been proven that pound for pound primate muscle is around 8 times stronger than human muscle.

Even still I reckon the bear would win.

>>684600818
But humans are primates

>>684590578
>Baloo.
Win

>>684591919
They're omnivores.

>>684598792
Sort of, though, i still prefer ravens. They are what you said but also somewhat rare/secretive but somehow always shows up when something goes down.

>>684592593
When have you ever seen that happen? Even in movies gorillas don't use so much as a rock. Even in cartoons.
Howthe fuck did you imagine that?

>>684600384
They did.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Face-Off

>>684592840
Chimps are in the stone age now.
Also we aren't descended of chimps or gorillas.
We're cousins.

>>684592989
Prove it.
Bears have larger brains.

>>684593345
>Gorilla climbs up tree 'cause dumb ape.
>Bear gets halfway up.
>Gorilla dropkicks bear

>>684591567
The hippo kills more than the three of them combined

>>684593518
Shit tier bear. Post a fucking real one asshole.

>>684593778
Neither do you cousin.

>>684601799
>bear gets back up
>breaks gorillas neck in single swipe

>>684601866
i know i'm just saying that those are the deadliest in a fight

>>684594080
Underrated post

>>684601617
I'm pretty sure this is bait, but having a bigger brain does not mean they are smarter.

The Gorilla would run because he's not an idiot. The Grizzly likely wouldn't chase too long because he's not an idiot either. If for some reason they engaged, the bear would charge him and crush the Grizzly's limbs in seconds. Being deprived of the weight advantage, the Gorilla's vector of attack would usually be to try and snap the bear's neck, but how is he going to do that without the Bear crushing or clawing him?

All other things being fairly equal, weight is king.

>>684594375
Depends on the artist.
Obviously some stick to tradition whereas others use it as a stepping stone.

>>684596423
Americans are the biggest in the world especially the fattest

>>684594889
Rats.

>>684602407
Americans are the fattest cunts in the world
Ranging from 150kg to 450kg

>>684595165
No they can't.

>>684595466
I'd like to see that but i don't have a season pass to your imagination.

Does the gorilla have the strength to break/dislocate the bears jaw/ mouth. Rendering it useless. Problem with these hypothetical threads is theres just not enough to go on.

>>684601459
Lol, thanks. Altho' their videos are quite shit

>>684596294
>Well gorillas aren't fully evolved so they can use evolite, which means they can probably tank at least one STAB move.
TOP FUCKING KEK.

>>684602686
no

>>684596491
We didn't evolve from chimpanzees or gorillas.
We share a COMMON ANCESTOR.
Stop confusing your cousin with your father.

>>684602686
Not to mention weaknesses. Hide/coat strength. In this case bear claw vs gorilla hide. Gorilla has blunt force. Vs a very thick heavy animal. The bears coat would also act as a cushion

>>684592119
because bears dont climb trees.

>>684590192
k

Keep in mind bears dont kill.. they just start eating.....

>>684597951
>Paying quadruple for everything.
Rich bitch.

>>684602386
If brain size isn't the basis for intelligence how do know that gorillas are smarter?

>>684591649
I'd much rather deal with all of the previously mentioned over a hippo. Those fuckers will kill the shit out of anything that even looks mildly imposing and there's no chance of slowing it down.

>>684590192
Bear, cause claws

>>684590192
Bear. Claws / teeth.
Bear is made for rending flesh.

>>684602398
Read that again.

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The setting decides the outcome, gorillas do infact pick shit up like rocks and throw them, so do monkeys. I watched my sunday school get knocked by a cabage at a zoo, god dam cheese cake

>>684597951
Playstation is for kids who have nothing better to do than play games and yell into a mic while playing CoD 752: Dogs and Arm Hairs.

>>684591885
"Shit... what the fuck, Mossamba? We were just kidding around. There's no need to lose your shit and just kill the guy. Fuck this, we're out of here. You try 'splainin' this shit to Butempo's mom. Good luck with that pal! She'll tie your nose in a fuckin' knot. A knot, you hear me, you big eared freak?!"

>>684603038
But we need to form an uncle grandpa and fuck up the world with birth defects so powerful that they can break reality.

>>684602398
Hahahaha!!!!
>Gorilla's vector of attack
Ever seen a bear up close?
Bear would win easily, there is no real need for this debate, claws, teeth and the fact they eat meat. I've seen what they've done to a fucking moose!
Gorilla's are all show and a charge from a silverback would alarm the bear and make it attack.
A grizzly is much heavier than a silverback, more aggressive and armed with claws and teeth.
A fucking punchy Gorilla, triplekek!

>>684591885
Birds be just chilling in the background there. Those guys are some cool dudes. I would drink with them any day.

>>684590192
Paper always win

>>684603612
Generally one uses the brains size relative to that of the body.

>>684592934
My daddy can beat up your daddy. Can too!

>>684603995
how is pc any different in that aspect?

>>684602398
"Vector of attack" lol. You've made my day anon, made my fucking day.

>>684602686
Doubtful, and if it did the bear would still rip it apart.

>>684590192
thats a good question
Gorilla:
>Great strength
>great speed
>great maneuverability

Bear
>Great strength
>claws
>greater mass

probably the gorilla because it'd fuck up the bears face and cause severe head injury

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>>684590355
r u jane goodall

>>684590466
This

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>>684591586
Yeah you're so right. Just look at those muscles. Idiot

>>684594158
Nicely played.

>>684604840
You have no idea of a bear's strength. The bear would maul the gorilla and fuck it up so bad. Gorilla will have his face eaten alive.

>>684594658
Um... isn't Siberia in the far east of Russia? I always thought it was.

>>684598792
No, because you're attracted to shiny things.