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OP HERE. Two more beers, she can't even see my flash pictures
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OP HERE. Two more beers, she can't even see my flash pictures
>inb4 shit bier
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Shit thred. Been going on way to l9ng. Just do something
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Penis in Vagina?
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i want to see her feet please op
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Hey
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ALL THIS BEER WILL MAKE YOU SOFT OR MAKE YOU FEEL LESS GOOD DURING SEX.

Stop it. Just sex. It's time.

Take a deep breath.

Hammer it down.
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Praise Odin you made a new thread!
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>>684584093
My gift to you anon, I wish you the best
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>>684583795
post a flat out pussy shot
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>>684583795
are you real op?
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OP CAME THROUGH
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Finger in booty
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>>684583795
Gtfo op im tired of your fucking wasting of time
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>>684583795
take a close up pic of her butthole
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This shit has been drug out for like 3 breds. Fuck this bullshit
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>>684584099
Kek, pic got me.
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lets do it OP!!!
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>>684584257
Bring on the gets
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>>684584363
roll
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Just get inside her already
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How much longer until op starts the show
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>>684584363
Yes plz so I can go to sleep
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The biggest cock tease in the history of humanitt. What are you, an harem anime protagonist?
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Rolling so that OP doesn't flake out again
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lolza
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>>684584425
more like bring on the waiting
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>>684582893

Still waiting on OP to finish that fucking beer and keep his word from last thread...
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>>684584257
Are you going to fuck or did the beer turn your diamond dick into a sponge cake?
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Rollerino
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you gonna fuck that?
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>>684584257
what happened with the periscope?
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>>684583795
Spread her legs, spread her vagina with the index finger and thumb of your non dominant hand, get the camera, with flash on, focused on her vagina at approximately 8 inches away from her pussy, then take a fucking picture and post it nigger. I wanna fuckin blow load already
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>>684584371
U wot
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>>684584531
Pretty much. It's been what? Hour and a half?
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>>684583795
Would you please just spit on your cock and bury it inside of her already.
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>>684583795
roll for OP to go to bed
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>>684584541
The dubs spoke. He's gonna fuck it.
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>>684584617
this
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>>684584562
SPOILERS: Dick is actually inverted. Full turtle head.
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>>684584617
re-roll
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Violently thrust your fists in and out of her butthole please
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>>684584642
Yea almost. Jesus
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>>684584585
I can't download it because I owe Apple money. I bought 50 dollars of hearthstone cards when I didn't have cash
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You are the biggest pussy ever
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>>684583795
DAMN boy let's see them tits
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>>684584676
I don't this he has the stones
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DO IT ALREADY FAGGOT
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Roll
Spread her legs, spread her vagina with the index finger and thumb of your non dominant hand, get the camera, with flash on, focused on her vagina at approximately 8 inches away from her pussy, then take a fucking picture and post it nigger. I wanna fuckin blow load already
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>>684584751
lol, snapchat then?
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>>684584617
Is this even a roll thread? Is OP listening to us or just posting random shit?
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>>684584257
Shove something of significant size (like a beer can) up her pussy you faggot
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Rip out her eyeball and skullfuck her
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You gonna fuck or what OP hurry up I'm getting tired
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>>684584730
reroll
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>>684584751
can u just tell us if youre gonna fuck her or not ?
stop being a faggot
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>be me
>get on /b/ to see whats cookin
>cousin fuckin, ayyy
>wait literal millennia, still fucking nothing
>nothing fucking
christ OP i have to get up in 3 hours hurry up
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>>684584830
he's doing as he pleases
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>>684583795
fuk
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Give him time, he has a fucking job to do
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FUCK HER IN HER PUSSY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS CARBON BASED LIFE FORM.
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>>684583795
In last bread OP said one more shitbier
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>>684584888
chekd
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OP is bigger faggot than hitler. AND I LIKE HITLER
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>>684583795
>OP HERE.
Who else could it be?
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>>684584830
I hear you anon, what do you need besides me doing rape?
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>>684584888
waste of trips asshole
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>>684584888
ya blew it
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>>684584888
TRIPS HAS SPOKEN
FUCK OFF OP
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>>684584888
Trips commands you to fuck her OP
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>>684583795
story? someone pls
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>>684584956
>>684584617
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>>684584888
>get on /b/ to see what's cookin

Damn now I'm hungry
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>>684584911
This has been going on for over an hour.
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Just post the photo of your dick inside her. Then play with her at your heart's content while we celebrate your avhievement.
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>>684585003
Read
>pleb
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>>684584830
It's a waiting thread
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someone dump the first thread
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Does op deliver?
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>>684585003
op cuz is here on vacation came home drunk, op took nudes pics of her. dubs told him to fuck her 3 threads ago
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Look, it's her very first stream, she's probably gonna do anything and not ask for a single token, enjoy instead of waiting for this fag who's obviously not gonna do anything.

cam4 es/tenticlegirl
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>>684585108
Pruned
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>>684585003
She's wasted passed the fuck out. He stripped her down and has been drinking liquid courage to fuck her
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>>684585089
I second this
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>interlude entertainment
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>>684585069
i know right?
>want food
>want see cosbied cousin fuck
>watdo
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>>684584888
Checked
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>>684585003
>tldr:
>girl comes home drunk
>sleeps nude
>OP asked /b/ what do

and 3 threads later here we are
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>>684585181
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>>684585108
They both 404d, mod is monitoring and deleting the thread as soon as it gets useless. Mod is bretty based.
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>>684585218
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>>684585181
Better than OP's hour and a half of virginity.
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>>684584777
YOU HEARD IT OP, GET TO WORK
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>>684585258
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>>684585277
you're not wrong
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*insert poorly performed halftime show by the Black Eyed Peas*
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>>684584777
trips speak redeem yourself
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>>684585316
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OP HERE. I already told you guys I have a few beers to finish. I promise I'll do whatever you guys wanna see but let me enjoy my beer, it's s simple pleasure in life,
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>>684584810
Do this.
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>>684583795
Suck on them titties, make that retard wet and rub teh snatch
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>>684585373
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>>684585154
>>684585219
Post the images from the first thread
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>>684585433
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Going to go get some nachos anyone want anything while I'm out?
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>>684585408
Lmaoooooo the "little" things in life matter.
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>>684585408
can you stream it with something else?
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>>684585408
too late man. window s closed.
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>>684585181
moar
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>>684585408
Beer is, but that shit is fucking piss water.
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>>684585408
Biggest troll of 2016
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>>684585408
Busch Light is not a PLEASURE. Its a means to and end.
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>>684585408
lol i can't believe anyone is buying it
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>>684585408
drink up OP! life is short, so enjoy that beer. then get on with the fuckin.
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>>684585408
fuck up and do it already faggot
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>>684585408
It's not even good beer, tho.
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>>684585408
FUCK YOU, NERD.
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>>684585408
>"but wait"

>>684577922
after fucking what like 3 threads now?
FUCKING SHOTGUN IT
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>>684585495
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>>684585343
>Not able to afford Coldplay
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>>684583795
Shit bier
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>>684585457
I FORGOT TO SAVE THEM!

The second one was timestamp.
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>>684585408
Fuck you OP... non-delvering asshole. The guy with the text is better than you. Fuck your ugly ass cousin if you want, no one cares anymore you faggot fuck
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>>684585433
>your dick is quite handsome too
>your dick
>quite handsome
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>684585495

next?
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>>684585408
You're a faggot, Gtfo. This bullshit text chain is more entertaining. Your time is up, epic fail you inbred cuck.
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>>684585408
Beer is infinite. Molesting your cousin is not. nigger
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>>684585558
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>>684585558

Titssss
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>>684585408
I feel you on the beer
even though i cant do keystone
got tipped in beer the other night for a pizza, hell of a good tip
made delivering more fun
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>>684585408
He's biding his time.... paralysis by analysis. the longer he waits, the harder it is for him to do it
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>>684585495
Post pic
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>>684585552
"let me hurry and finish my 2 beers in 45 minutes"

OP is a huge cock juggling faggot
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>>684585558
10/10 entertained
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>>684585499
Yo get me a burrito and a coke
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>>684585620
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Well I gotta say, this has been damn entertaining OP
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Posting OPs original shit.
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>>684585620
>Already got the confirmation that she wants the d and is just pushing it
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the texts are kinda escalating in cringe
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>doing this over text message

Fucking weirdo millenials.
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>>684585408
this is either (a) an epic long ass troll or (b) an epic long ass thread in which OP will delivar
enjoy your brewski but don't expect much of an audience to stick around at this hour
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>>684585499
can you grab me some tacos and monster?
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>>684585650
Idek why I'm here at this point
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1/whatever
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>>684585689
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>>684585717
You're not wrong, though...
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>>684585620
Dude wtf is this is there any nudes or anything? It's just both of you talk nonsense
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>>684585717
he's ruining it
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whocares/whatever
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>>684585737
OH OH OH, I WANNA MONSTER TOO!
HERE'S 4 BUCKS

GET ME A SLIM JIM TOO
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>>684585620

this guys on the biggest ego trip possible

>am i cute bb

>is my cock bigger

XDDDD

types like a fucking faggot. you'd expect these people to be 16,17 but they're probably in their 20s.
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>>684585780
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>>684585763
ITS HABBENING
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>>684585780
Go on
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>>684585746
No friends
No gf
No job
Father doesn't love you
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>>684585780
You are an official Faggot gratz !
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If I guess my own post number correctly, you gotta fuck her right in the pussy
>>684585888
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meh/whatever
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>>684585785
this, while you're at it, the kik username. Also, OP drink the beers faster bro, hits you harder
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>>684585862
its old faggot
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=244153623
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>>684585857
Lol wtf
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Fuck off OP. You are worse than the desu posters, this is just absolute shit.
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Original
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>>684585763
OH BOY
HERE WE GO
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>>684585857
wrecked
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>>684585857

Fuck that's disappointing
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>>684585857
Best ending/10
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>>684585883
I feel like you doxxed me to learn that because thats 100% it
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>>684585862
No you idiot. This picture was in the last bread.
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>>684585857
Kek. Well that's something i did not expect.
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>>684585857
Rekt faggot !
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>>684585650
Fuck you faggot, sorry I can enjoy more than a warm Mountain Dew you found under your seat.
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>>684585717
>>684585783
Just so you guys know, this is a tactic. Now he has blackmail+ honest american entertainment value so where is your point?
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>>684585977
I'm not OP, I'm dumping last thread.
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>>684585857
Kek
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>>684585896
she looks fucking dead did you break her neck op
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Plot twist: the chick is dead.
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>>684585883
Jokes on you my dad doesn't love me because he died of brain cancer! hahahaha ;_;
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>>684585989
That's all of us. You're white and middle class and think you're slightly above average intelligence too right
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>>684586022
take your time op..
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>>684586022
>
Wait is this op?
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DO COKE NEXT TIME FAGGOT I CANT GET HARD TO THIS SHIT
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>>684586053
>lot twist: the chick is dead.
I'm not OP. Just dumping last thread.
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>>684586022
dude youre such a faggot. go to sleep.
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>>684586072
Did he get it because of you?
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>>684586022
dont get salty OP. we just wanna see some action! be a god and fuck that cousin pussy.
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>>684586022
I could print a fake ID, drive to a bar, bullshit my way in, get wasted and come back before OP delivers
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>>684585731
Well, what else do you expect from a faggot?
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>>684586022
It's funny how she went from "sweater over body posture" to "curled and ass showing"
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>>684585857
Open the door, get on the floor
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>>684586187
fucking kek'd
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>>684586150
No what he got from me was disappointment.
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put a finger in her pooper.
lube up with some saliva
???
PROFIT
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>>684585857
Hahahaha fucking gay I'm outta here
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>>684586099
GET OUT OF MY MIND!
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>>684586225
>"
First stages of hypothermia.
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>>684586187
Op just got fucking roasted
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>>684586099
"my mum told me im special"
but yea sortof.
I scored high on an IQ test but got diagnosed with bipolar and clinical depression along the way
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>>684586022
Fuck off already, go to sleep you virgin.
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>>684586022
I think i'll have a drink too. I have some decent black rum i've been meaning to finish.
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>>684586330
it comes with the package of a high IQ
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At this point, I just feel like I've invested too much time to not see if it pans out.
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>>684586340
I have some Mount Gaye
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>>684586316
You're maybe right. It's been like...what? 1 hour since the first thread? With more reason OP, warm her insides up.
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>>684585857
lely lely kek kek
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>>684586500
Ikr
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OP hurry up I'm legit about to fall asleep
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Still lurking, someday we'll get what we want
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>>684586340
I'm out off beer/booze. Its 3am here and I'm parched.
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>>684586253
It does not matter anymore. Live your life for yourself nothing else.
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>>684586500
Same. Also dubs
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>>684586187
>print a fake ID
Go home before somebody grown up tickles your cute little buttholle.
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OP won't deliver Feelsbadman
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>>684586319
You guys keeps saying open. Is that like operation or something?
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>>684586578
Same
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>>684586523
Its been almost two mate
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>>684586500
Same, been here since the start, need sleep but kinda have to see what happens now
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>>684586022
op please let me go to sleep
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>>684586626
im 19 faggot
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>>684586022
>Go to the bar
>Tell my friends I want to fuck my cousin SO bad but I also don't want to take the initiative because I don't want to look like a slut
>They tell me this amazing idea
>Just go home, pretend you are wasted to the core and strip naked, then pretend to sleep
>Fuck it it might just work
>Do it
>Cousin is feeling me up and being courious with my body
>FUCK YES IT'S WORKINGGGGG
>Starts taking pics of me
>Oh well maybe he is afraid of taking advantage of me
>Drugs me
>Wait what
>Takes more picture while feeling me up
>JUST FUCK ME ALREADY
>Sits on a chair drinking his piss hipster beer looking at me like an old man looks at the sunset.

Fuck you Mark.
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So what are you guys drinking instead of OP's pisswater?

I got myself a nice big bottle of Arrogant Bastard.
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>>684586626
I think you meant you are little butthole.
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>>684586653
Newfag it means original poster
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im so fucking tired. 4am,. but i really dont want to miss this. pleas pull though OP. please pound that passed out pussy
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>>684586022
Are you willing to write on her with a marker?
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Well, at least we got some tits out of it.
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>>684586653
Saying OP*? is that short for operation?
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>>684586730
I BET YOUR BUTTHOLE IS STILL CUTE
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>>684586330
Yeah. That's all of us.
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>>684585857
BABE NOT AGAIN!!! KEK
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>>684586730
Mmmm he just learned how to wipe his tight little asshole all by his lonesome. show me your mouth faggot
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>>684586653
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>>684584888
>literal millenia
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>>684586773
Cocaine, shocktop lemon shandy, and tequila sunrises, i got work in 4 hours my nig,halp1
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>>684586773
Coffee, it's 10 am.
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>>684586857
>OPeration "Cuzin Fuqq" is a go
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>>684586773
Drinking is for losers.
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>>684586757

Yeah, fuck you Mark.
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If OP was black he would've torn that shit up by now
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>>684586773
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>>684586857
Original poster
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>>684586961
BAIT BAIT BAIT
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>>684586809
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Yo fuck all these impatient horny fags with their cocks out, you drink your beer and do your thing OP
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>>684586773
vodka, straight up
>its always horrible and it never gets better
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>>684586773
Milk
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>>684586860
I have hemmeroids, and It bleeds when I shit
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>>684586958
This guy gets it
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>>684586934
Do this to her OP
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>>684586934
Flughafen Frankfurt?
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>>684586022
Take your time because you're going to need the energy. Once your cock tastes just a little bit of her pussy you won't stop pumping until the morning. Make sure to use these pictures to blackmail her
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I give up, night all...I hope you get raped by refugees OP
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