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ITT: Convince me that Domino's is not the single best fucking pizza chain that has ever graced this shit tasting earth.

>Protip: You can't
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dominieos
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>>684570397
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FAGGOT
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>>684570397
Depends who you ask. Last time i ate Dominos Pizza, it was greasy tasteless meateroni pizza.
On the other hand Pizza hut has treated me well especially with the cheese stuffed crust.
The only thing I would give Domino's is their cheaper price over most other pizza chains
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That's not a pizza chain
This is a pizza chain
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>>684570397
are you a chef at Domino's OP
how much an hour
$8.75?
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>>684570397
>Once upon a time
>in a land far away (New Zealand)
>there lived a pizza chain called Eagle Boys
>Their apricot chicken was famed throughout the land
>Then pizza hut bought them
>generic PH ruled from that day forward and the Eagle Boys legend was lost in the mists of time.
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>>684572324
Nope. Just an admirer of the god sent gift
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>>684572151
Washington State fag here
Dominos is good where I live because it's in a rich neighborhood
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>>684572151
Order the pan pizza if the grease bothers you that much, man. You can also just get less cheese.
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Domino's puts 0 sauce on their pizza 75% of the time
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>>684572433
faggot you could put ketchup and parmesan cheese on toast and it would be better than that shit
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>>684572151

Are you fucking kidding me? only thing that Pizza hut has got going for them is their fucking stuffed crust shit. Their pepperoni is shit tier at best. Domino's has their godly cheese, bread, sauce, and holy fuck that crust. I would fuck that crust if I could. I would rather eat fucking Papa Shit's pizza that fucking Pizza Hut's pizza. I bet you don't even fucking know your pizza kid. Don't get me started on their prices. While you can get a fucking pizza at Pizza Hut for $5.00, you can get TWO for just fucking $5.99. If that's not the greatest fucking pizza then I guess I'm just a fucking pleb who doesn't know their pizza. But I fucking do, so you need to go brush up on your pizza facts before you fucking disrespect Domino's ever again.
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>>684572273
top kek
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My friend works their, its pretty good I get discounts on good pizzas
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dominos taste like crap. their mini bread bites are decent but pizza is shit
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>>684570397
>dominoes
>pizza hut

fuckin plebs
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>>684570397
the best pizza chain in the US is round table. no other pizza chain comes close.
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>>684572874
OP doesn't want a thread about real pizza
take that shit to >>>/pie/
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>>684573119
sadly most of the population doesn't live on the West Coast and doesn't know wtf you're talking about
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Pizza places are like burger joints. The local one is always the best.
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>>684572394
Eagle boys was shit and it was like $15 for a shitty supreme
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>>684573481
yeah but OP wants to get sprayed down with fake Dominos cheese and baked in the oven
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>>684573481
Truth
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Dominoes is shit tier chain pizza. As far as shit tier chain pizza is concerned, Dominoes is the worst. Pizza Hut is better, as is papa John's. Shit, little Caesars and CiCis is better.
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Ausfag here. The only reason i buy dominos is for their chicken kickers
>hhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
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>>684573542
>>684572394
>apricots
I figured you kiwis would put diced sheep on your pizzas or something
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>>684573767
do they make them out of kangaroo legs?
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>>684570397
pizza hut is cheaper and tastes just as good.
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>>684573788
I'm:
>>684573542
Eagle boys was in Australia too. No fruit belongs on pizza
>not even pineapple
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>>684573698
shh you're gonna make OP mad
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>>684570397
Don't get me wrong, it's one of my favourites. But after a while they get boring. Turkish pizza shops in UK have softer doe and are greasy as Fuck.
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>>684570397
Aight boys

I've been a delivery driver for Dominos for the past three years. It's a great college job. The pay per delivery is decided by your area's average cost of gas. Back when gas was $3.40/Gallon in Texas I was getting $2.50 per delivery, now that gas is down to $1.90/Gallon here in Texas I get about $1.90 per delivery.

On the road I earn a steady $6.75/hour
In the store I earn minimum wage ($7.25/hour)

I work at a corporate owned store, not owned by a local franchisee, that's because I live in a major city the corporate ones are usually the biggest ones. They are very strict with us concerning cleanliness, food preperation, food storage, personal hygiene standards. Overall, it's quite surprising how clean they keep everything.

Those Chocolate lava cakes are frozen pucks that we send through the roller oven, they are chocolate suffles and they are pretty meh.

The wings are pre-cooked, we just re-heat them.

The thins are pre-made disc of dough

The hand-tossed, pan, and brooklyn style pizzas are all made by hand with dough that we get shipped fresh every morning.

The sandwhiches are aight.

Those little garlic cups? like 450 calories a cup. Stay away.

The 2-litres are overpriced on purpose. Like 3 bucks for a 2 litre, go somewhere else to get those.

If you are a consistant non-tipper, we have your address, the experienced drivers will tell the new drivers when your address comes up "They never tip, just so you know". What those new drivers do to your food in their car is unknown, maybe nothing, maybe alot.

Don't rob a delivery driver, we carry only $15 in singles at all times, we are not allowed to carry more than that on us at any single time. Everytime we walk into the store, we have to drop the last deliveries money/reciept/whatever into our individual lockboxes.

Those pizza bags? We never wash those. But they also don't really require washing.

We don't carry parmesan cheese or red pepper.
I'll answer any and all questions
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>>684573944
>We don't carry parmesan cheese or red pepper.
fuck
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>>684573860
Minced kangaroo, Dame Edna cum and Rolf Harris tears all crumbed with dried koala shit and then oven roasted.
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>>684572565
ask for extra sauce
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>>684573902
actually if you go to Italy you'll find dessert pizzas are the most in demand
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Local pizza joints are always better than nation chains.
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>>684573330
i didn't even realize Round Table was a west coast chain. Poor rest of the country missing out on Round Table and In n' Out
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>>684574156
Nigger i'm on /b/ taking about pizza. I don't think i'll be going to italy any time soon.
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You know what? I don't fucking care if you guys have shitty taste in pizza. Domino's is the fucking best. Everything about Domino's is absolute perfection and you faggots are just too simple minded and not as educated in pizza as I am. Fucking eating shit tier local pizza joints instead of that godly glory of Domino's? What are you? A fucking peasant? While you peasants are eating shitty pizza, I will be dining like a king as I eat my god tier Extra Large 16 inch pepperoni pizza made by the gods themselves. If you knew the glory of a true pizza you would know that Domino's is the right choice.
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Dominos is fucking gross. The garlic shit on their pizzas makes me want to vomit. Even when you ask for "no garlic sauce" on it, it tastes weird.

When it comes to cheapo shit-tier pizza, Little Caesar's is the best.
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>>684574302
They've got them in Hawaii
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>>684574339
me neither
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uhhh kk
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>>684574476
ignorance really is bliss
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>>684573944
I drive for the #1 volume store in the US, and can agree with everything here. Been doing it for quite a while cause I can easily make $27/hour combined. Absolutely would not work as an insider, its non-stop for those guys and they make the same hourly wage as drivers.
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>>684573330
Do you realize how funny this sounds to an italian guy?
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>>684570397
Eat a real 'pizza' then you fucking idiot.

That Americanised crap is exactly that, CRAP!
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>>684574649
of course it's probably $50 for that shit
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>>684574714
especially if he can't speak English
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>>684574728
nah, like 10-20$
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>>684574302
Haha, no we aren't. Round Table is shit and so is In and Out. Califags and their obsession with IN and Out is something I'll never understand. I drove from Seattle to CA just to try it. It was, of course, garbage. Thanks ya fucks
Much better burger places on the east coast, pic related
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>>684573902
It was apricot sauce and delicious.
Apricot goes well with white meat like pork or chicken.
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I wanna see you sweat boy.
Bring that sweet ass over here son.
I wanna see those nice beads drip down yo baaalllls, boy.
Your ass is mine when momma aint looking.
And you aint gonna squeeeal either or ill just make the helpings much worse.
Poppas got a lot of buddies looking for a nice young thang like you.
But naah.
I want you all to myself.
Hahaaaa.
Yeaaa.
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Pizza Hut delivered pizza to some people on top of Mt. Kilimanjaro. Has Dominos pizza done that? No.
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>>684572469
Not sure where in WA you are but in Seattle we have way better local joints for around the same cost.
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>>684574726
the average /b/ tard can't multitask enough to make pizza dough or even cook a frozen pizza whilst gaming

a knock or a doorbell sound is a good time to take a break from it
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>>684573944
Me again

On a good night, I'll make $100 in tips including per-delivery pay. This is not including hourly wage. Tips+$1.90/delivery = $100 on good night

Bad night I'll make $50

Great night I'll make $150

Insane night (superbowl, local college team makes playoffs, final four, halloween, graduations, easter, etc) I'll make $300 in one night on those special event nights.

Drunk people tip the best.

Asians tip low, but always tip. $1 maybe $2
White people always tip, and range from $2-$10 (preferred customer)
Black people tip half the time, but when they do it's about $3-$4
Mexicans always tip, and it's almost always $5 or $6 (2nd best customer)

Biggest tip I ever got was $45 to a hospital, some doctor signed it very quickly, didn't say anything, and walked away briskly.

Is it raining outside? Tips go up, a $90 night turns into $110 night.

Is it cold? Tips go up
Is it a weekend? Tips go up

I have a clipboard with a pen holder that I hand you at the door for you to sign your reciept, all experienced drivers do this. it saves time for me and you. If your driver does not have a clip-board, he has been driving for less than a year almost for sure.
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>>684574872
I can tell you don't live in Seattle
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the franchise I have nearby is disgusting
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>>684574892
>burger
faggot
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>>684574892
FUCKING LOVE COOKOUT

THEM SEASONED FIRES AND DELICIOUS HAMBURGERS COVERED IN THAT BEAUTIFUL TIN FOIL
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>>684575072
New Zealand, most pizza places here all cost the same haha
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>>684574649
This looks like a fucking abomination, but a tasty abomination. It should have cheese on it though. It's a fucking pizza.
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>>684574981
Gig Harbor

but yeah Northlake Pizza is the total shit
don't even care if it's spendy
or Amantes
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Pizza Capers/thread
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>>684575072

what gave it away? the .nz on the box?

no worries. reading is for fags, amirite?
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>>684573944
Papa Johns driver here, most of this stuff stands true for us as well.
First and foremost we don't carry plates, napkins, Parmesan, pepper or garlic sauce. Fat fucks around here get furious when you don't have this extra stuff that I would've brought if they ordered and paid for it, but didnt.

wish we got to drop off all of our money like you though. We have to make cash drops when we hit a certain point, but it's a high number. And I work at one of the highest volume stores in the world so I don't have a lot of down time when I'm in the store to make cash drops.

As far as dominos vs papa johns, dominos normal pizza beats papa johns on a price to quality battle, but next time you order papa johns, get 3 cheese blend. It will change your life
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>>684575191
yeah well it would take me a good 24 hours of sitting on a plane before I had a chance to try it
maybe someday
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>>684575194
just a random pic from google, probs no cheese because its for vegan fuckbois, my favorite is the Mordor
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>>684575172
Fuck yeah anon. Charleston SCfag here. Go to the cookout in North Charleston all the fucking time
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papa john's is better.

the crust is dense and chewy like a bagel. i love it.
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>>684575298
no it's just that pizza in Seattle is just criminally insane pricewise, even for mediocre shit
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>>684575329
they have it in some other countries, like uk and straya and canada
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>>684572633

Worst pizza in the world
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>>684572469
really? I'm a WAfag and dominoes has always been below average, even pizza hut is better
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>>684570397
Fuckin' fagtards, try the real italian pizza.
You are all eating shit mammamia
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>>684575503
I don't know why
maybe a bunch of uptight old rich people put pressure on Corporate
it's actually pretty decent here
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Thin crust, italian sausage, shredded parmesan asiago cheese.
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>>684575566
>real Italian pizza
>Italian pizza

>yfw you realize pizza isn't from Italy
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>>684575490
OP's just being a faggot again
pay no mind
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Get on my level
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>>684570397
Do they have bacon in the crust?
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>>684570397
Better than Pizza Hut thats for sure
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>>684575301
I've heard great things from Papa Johns drivers. Heard it's a good gig.

As the dominos delivery driver, I prefer Papa Johns, even when considering cost, but that might be because of too much dominos. We eat it all the time customers cancel orders every day so there is always pizza chillin somewhere to nibble on.

I think, however, your wings are inferior to our wings.

I do though have to give props to those brownies, I'm not usually a guy that goes for sweets but those where pretttty dank.

As a dominos driver I sometimes wish I was Papa Johns driver, but have never wished for Pizza Hut. I think Pizza Hut is the lowest of the 3.
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>>684575566
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>>684575503

you are not going to win. it doesn't matter what happens, domino fags will always talk up their chain. it doesn't matter what kind of litigation they get into over the poor quality of their ingredients. it doesn't matter how expensive their food is compared to local establishments. it doesn't matter how many times to company has to rebrand itself because of poor image. the dominos fans will still claim that its the best food on the planet.

why? because they are plebs and their education was probably free.
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>>684575895

>mall food

lol
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The west coast pizza chain papa murphys destroys any shit you faggots have named. Get a chicago style stuffed with garlic sauce. Its the shit
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>>684575660
weird, here in cheney (college/hick town) you'd think they'd have great pizza, but dominoes can't stop fucking it up
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>>684575982
>domino fags will always talk up their chain.

I didn't realize this was so trending
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>>684575400
Damn bro I just looked up the website for this place. They have some boss looking shit.
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>>684576076
just out of curiosity, what is your go-to favorite food there? Mex?
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>>684576073

I want my pizza cooked, nigger
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>>684575982
LOL. I was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed Domino's has changed their recipie like 5 times the last 5 years. Didn't they publicly apologize for being shit?
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>>684576178
yeah but you have to hitch a ride on a sheep to find the place
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>>684575895
What a shit!
Fun fact: Sborro means cum in italian.

>>684575738
Naples isn't Italy, I know
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>>684576249
it's still salty as all fuck
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>>684576245
Ill gladly cook it for better pizza. Faggot.
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>>684576327
Well lucky there are plenty of those in NZ amirite?
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>>684572633
This is gold. Adding to my pasta collection.
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>>684576073
Uhhhh there's papa Murphys on East coast now. Really popular in SC cause they take ebt. Lots of niggers here.
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>>684576200
I don't eat out often, but there's actually a pretty good pizza joint right in the middle of the residential area, not sure why it ended up there
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>>684576249

Every time they change it, it gets worse
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>>684576463
The more you know. Its top tier shit compared to dominos and papa johns lol
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>>684576335
yfw sbarro are Neapolitan immigrants
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>>684576249

yeah. they even got into a lot of trouble back in the 90s because they were undercooking food in many locations. plus there was the whole "quality control" scandal that the company has been trying to rebuild their public image over for the past decade.

its shit pizza. it always has been, always will be, and could probably be scientifically proven such. but again, none of this matters.
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>>684576178
It all sounds good but is highly variable. Last time there I had a mustard/gherkin thing which was basically inedible.
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>>684576463
Like this guy
>>684576393
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>>684570397

Listen here faggot I'm about to change your life

>Dominos pizza
>Hand-tossed or normal crust, don't remember what they call it there
>Under special choose NON-garlic crust
>Double sauce
>Extra cheese
>Double or Triple sausage

You'll never order anything else the rest of your life
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>>684576700
I'm in Murrica so I'll never know. I like mustard and gherkins (especially together) but I don't know about on a pizza. That sounds fucked up.
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>>684576757
the indigestion is that bad huh
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