Bump for interest

If shit gets green I might start fapping

one time I couldn't get it up.

honestly the most shameful thing.

I have entered a gay sauna in Japan and made up and fucked a japanese in the ass. It was my first gay encounter. No shame, but felt nothing special. Probably he had a wide asshole already.

I did some humiliation things with my last gf

Was pretty basic I just called her shit and once I spit in her

Thats is the only wierd thing I did sexually

gf rubbed a vibrator on my butthole. if felt good at the time but i instantly regretted it after cumming.

>>684541998
I never had sex.

>>684543439
This is turning into a feels thread real quick

>>684543338
>I called her shit
Were they justified or just for sexual gratification?

Did she like it?

>>684543338
nothing wrong with a bit of humiliation anon, nothing quite like fucking a girl as she cries tears of shame

be 14
brought my new boyfriend home
fuckin
everything is good
hes climbs on top of me rides my dick
accidentally pull out and he shits all over me because we used too much lube
he freaks the fuck out and cleans it up with his boxers and wont calm down
shit sucks cause I'm still horny
would finish job

>be me at 21
>just lost my job
>move in with girlfriends
>her mom is always hitting on me
>she had her daughter at 17
>still hot.
>spend night at her place
>foreplay but nothig serious
>wake up at 3am
>sweet sweet felatio
>nut 5 gallons of the smelliest cum on earth
>she looks up
>ohshitthatshersister
>blown by a 16 year old
>girlfriend wakes up
>i got away with saying i had to jack it

Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Seriously, that's like the weirdest thing to do, because you really need to be ON.

>>684541998
>be 18
>drunk as fuck
>youngest one at a house party with brother and older friends
> 30 year old 7/10 milf is talking to me the whole night.
>she wants the D
>Go back to her place
>fuck for a couple hours in the dark
>Is it supposed to be this sticky? Oh well
>Is it supposed to hurt this much?
>Wake up 4 am, go to take a piss.
>turn light on in the bathroom
>Blood. So much blood, everywhere.
>She was on the rag and it was a heavy flow day
>I feel my legs get weak and tunnel vision sets in I brace myself against the wall but fall to the floor anyway.
>Wake up 30 minutes later.
>Have shower, leave.

>>684544008

let other people post first OP

>>684543789
Well I didn't called her shit shit,I mean to say like I called her shit like whore bitch and things along those likes
I always thought that she liked it but now I just realized that she might have hated it and just had put up with it because she loved me

She was nice as fuck ,so it wasn't justified

Wow I feel bad now

>>684543965
Not into tbh

>>684544330
not op

>>684544551
He means you are a faggot

>>684541998
Let my gf peg me with an 8inch monster

>>684543369
I usually regret right after cumming when I fap with something in my ass.

>>684544870
How did you get to that point (it's hard to propose!)? How did it feel? Was it your first anal penetration?

>>684544870
I want to get pegged. If only I had a girlfriend...
Also >>684545684. I legit want to know how you got her to do it.
>inb4 hey babbeh wanna do somethin diffrrnt tonight?

Surprising amounts of public sex, especially considering my mild nature and introvert personality
>live near a beach so night beach sex
>golf course
>public park
But other than that pretty tame, and lack of Alot of partners don't diversify my habits.

>>684541998

Stuck a sharpie up my ass last week trying to hit my prostate because there was a thread that said it was a good idea and that you could have god-tier orgasms if you did that.

>>684546257
Hello sir, would you consider changing the norm of your schedule this evening?

With a 16 year old when i was 13 both male

>>684546643
I used the end of the handle of a disposable razor with some lube. At the same time fapped with a sock fifi.
>poorfag

Never hit my prostate but god-tier orgasm indeed.

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>>684547035
Having sex, the absolute madman

>>684547129

Couldn't hit it(wherever it is in there). Whole time it just felt awkward. My ass was practically whispering to me, "this is not how things work". If I could manage it though, it would be 100% worth it to me.

>>684547267
I didn't want to so technically rape.
>in b4 feminazi triggered

>>684543369
Jesus fucking Christ that's vanilla. Are you a Mormon, perchance?

>>684547570
You can't leave out the fun part.

Wanted to try Anal on girlfriend
She said sure if i can fck you aswell
Dint think she was serious so said okay.
Out came the strapon.

>>684547784
was literally typing the same fucking thing...wtf

>>684547872
It happends more often then we might think

>>684547628
>are you a Mormon
Not the anon you quoted but holy shit rofl

Made my day

>>684547784
>>684547872

no seriously tho, I enjoyed being fucked more than I enjoyed fucking her ass.

It doesn't grip and pull the same way as a vag, and using a condom/lube is just too much work vs a naturally wet pussy so yeah

me being fucked however, didn't know i could cum without jerking my dick...learned that that day haha

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>>684541998
Weird
>just came back from living overseas for about five years
>link up with old friend from high school
>we had been hanging out for a few months when one day some random girl shows up
>she says she's a friend of my friends step brother
>tell her he's not around
>she asks if she can hang out in the meantime
>we're drunk as shit so we don't care
>watching random videos as they finish downloading on kazaa
>girl isn't very talkative but seems to be enjoying herself
>a couple of hours pass and my friends goes "Hey I don't think he's coming back today."
>she says she doesn't mind, she likes hangout out with us
>friend decides to watch Friday or some shit
>about halfway through girl says she's tired and asks to lay down in my lap
>tell her I don't mind
>she asks for a blanket
>drapes it over her entire body
>a few minutes later she unzips my pants and starts playing with my dick
>starts sucking on it
>wasnotpreparedforthisshit.mxd
>I start trying to talk to my friend to distract me
>start chain smoking and talking about every random subject under the sun
>friend is completely convinced she just passed out in my lap
>what felt like an hour passed and I guess she gave up trying to get me off
>I wasn't about to blow with my friend not more than an arms length away
>guessing she finally decided to snooze
>finally about 7AM rolls around and my friend is passes out, I decide to go home
>girl asks to walk home with me
>we go to my place and she asks to use my shower
>while she's showering I go onto my patio and put down a few more drinks
>she's in there for like 30 minutes
>got bored and went to lay down
>she comes into my room at some point and wants to fuck
>not five minutes in she orgasms and asks if I came yet
>say no
>she starts riding me like hell
>she comes again
>finally I blow
>she punches me in the nose and says it only took me so long because I thought she was ugly
>before I could say anything she left
>neither me or my friend ever saw her again

>>684541998
I once had sex with a republican, I'm not proud of it, but it happened.

>>684548010
Seriously though. "my gf rubbed my ass with a vibrator and I felt shame afterwards" Jeeezus that's lame. If you didn't pull the shit-stained vibrator out of a pocket during church service the next morning and lick it of screaming "I'm cumming mommy!", that shouldn't even make your top ten. Christ, what's happened to this place?

>>684548079
Same here. We even bought other toys to expand our lovelife.

Im left wondering about the toys of epic size. In porn it all seems easy how (mostly girls) can shove a 40cm dildo up their ass without problem.

Im on 21 cm and 6cm thickness

>>684548471
fucking metric system man...making divide by 2.54 and shit lol

but yeah, cumming hands free became my new favorite thing and its a hell of a lot more intense than cumming from penile stimulation of any kind

>>684548337
Kek

>>684541998
Fucked a trap out of sympathy. Lasted 30 seconds to get it over with. shamed for almost a week.

>>684548431
Anyone with cools stories got a life.

>>684548701
Sorry, we use cm here. (Netherlands yeah...)

I still enjoy both. But having had a "Dick accident" with a girlfriend when i was about 16 its sometimes painfull to get jerked off. So i enjoy stimulation otherwise more.

>>684541998
My 7th grade gf and I snuck into a new home construction site, took shits on the second floor plywood floor, and at one point, since the drywall was not yet on, she punched a hole in the vapor barrier (plastic sheeting) between the exterior wall studs using her finger, got me hard, and made me fuck it, with my cock going through the hole in the plastic punching the fiberglass insulation behind it.

That was odd.
I probably should have married her.

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I once got drunk with a fat lesbian who was into blood stuff. She talked me into cutting my hand and bleeding on her while she masturbated in the tub. We then had the worst and grossest sex ever. It was like fucking a garbage bag filled with lunch meat.

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>>684548431

lol sorry I upset you so much bro. I'm an atheist not a mormon btw, and that shit just felt way too faggy to me. I've never been one for kinky shit, a pussy on my dick suits me just fine.

>>684548933
>Anyone with cools stories got a life.

Are you trying to say that licking a shit-covered dildo is somehow a "cool story" mmmmkay.

my first time getting oral sex from my current gf
went pretty bad in a way
mostly embarrassing.
i couldn't cum
this was my first time ever being sexual with a girl
i made her orgasm multiple times (which i never knew girls could do at the time)
but no matter she did i just couldnt cum
she still brings it up to this day when we argue
lets just say it was a long drive dropping her home...
a long painful drive

>>684541998
>>be me.
>>feeling horny.
>>Called up my regular Asian Madam to see my usual Asian Milf.
>>She wasn't available so I agree to see some new chick.
>>Walk in the motel room and see a chubby Asian MILF around 40 years of age.
>>Seemed like it was her first time as she kept telling me to shower and I kept telling her I don't need to as I already showered before coming.
>>She barely spoke or understood any English so that made matters worse.
>>After back and forth we settled on me washing my hands.
>>We get on bed and this bitch wouldn't let me suck her titties or touch her Vagina.
>>She didn't wanna give me a blowjob with rubber on and tried to get me hard by rubbing it. >>It wasn't working as I was already pissed at her.
>>I finally get myself semi hard and thought of just doing it so I could leave.
>>We start and right away she acts worried that the bed is rocking too much and will neighbors (motel) will hear us.
>>We switch to different side so bed will not bang against the wall.
>>She is super worried and won't let me get close to her.
>>I lose my erecting and fucking condom comes off.
>>I'm super mad.
>>She offers to jerk me off.
>>So she ended up jerking me off while I was just licking her leg because that's the only part of her body she would let me touch.
>>I came on myself and she kinda freaked out. >>Ran to bathroom to wash her hands.
>>I cleaned myself, dressed up and left. >>Wasted $160.

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>>684541998
I stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle while it was soft,then the porn. If it wasnt for the tiny amount of aussie left i wouldve had to cut the bottle and my dick.

>>684549083
What do you mean by dick accident?

>>684549083
She break your dick or what ever the medical term for it is

>>684549102
what's she up to these days?

>>684545684
Just asked her to said I wanted to try it

>>684541998
I once jacked off to a video of myself taking a shit.

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>>684549198

Well, you might as well be a Mormon. You should live a little. As it stands, you're going through life's grand buffet and eating only the crackers and tomato soup. Sucks to be you, son.

>>684549329
I can't even begin to imagine. Probably doing more interesting shit than sitting on /b with the rest of the worlds pervs.
Actually, she probably is on here.

>>684549212
Why is she insulting you she should be insulted for not being able to get the job done

>>684541998
Fapped to a dead body once.
I feel like that's the best of the worst and the worst of the best. Comparing it to shitty low level stuff it's high up there, but comparing it to decent or insane higher tier shit it is absolutely nothing and is shameful to mention as a shameful sexual achievement.

>>684549680
look her up on facebook/linkedin and let us know. I figure either in prison or doing pretty well in the business world.

>>684549252
If that sloot doesn't get her cooter rooted, I don't give a hoot.

And if she does, post it sucka.

>>684549314
We had some fun after sex. Fully nude. I "lifted" her and trew her up. She landed on my dick. Causing my foreskin to snap from the part where it connects to the tip.

Never went to a doc out of shame, never told anybody who could help. Just let nature take its course.

Now when my current girlfriend (other then the bitch who was the cause of it) jerks me. The skinn gets to low. Causing pain in my Dick.

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>>684550107
If I had that kind of pic of her I would.

Went to a shithole adult theater with this guy I met online...sucked his dick and we fucked in there with other people watching and jerking.

I was 17 or 18. I met this girl online, she was 15 or 16 if I remember correctly. I agreed to meet up with her one night. Showed up at her house and her dad was passed out drunk in the living room. She led me into the house past her drunk dad and upstairs where she showed me porn videos on her computer, she sucked my dick and we fucked. I left and never saw her again.

>>684550189
This makes me glad to be circumcised for once

>>684550705
Yeah.. shit comes to mind "what if"

Should have worn clothes
Should not have trown her up
Should not have been on the bed when trowing
Should have been "helped" at young age..

Now its this. Jerking off myself doesnt hurt. But let my girl do it and ill lose my boner and mood..

Its okay. Sex is still great. Doesnt hurt or anything. Just being jerked off by others.

I feel awkward every time I go to make a DYI fifi.
>inv4 poorfag
>inb4 NEET
>inb4 still living with family
I can't get my own onahole/fleshlight so I just use latex gloves and socks or towels. It feels fucking amazing but I get hit in the feels every time I make one

>>684552232
Make a holl in something soft and thick.
Fuck it with a condom
Dispose condom
????
Profit

>>684552537
>vuy condoms just to do this
>fuck random objects

Yeah I'd probably still feel pretty awkward

>>684552887

Not as awkward as having a sharpie in your pooper.

>>684552887
You can also put a baggie over your little eisenhower. But it makes more noise.

Good luck bro.

>>684553022
No shit.
>pun intended

Uhhh hmm, once had a gay drunk threesome with uncle and random guy. Made a choo choo train and erreything. Fun times. Wouldn't do it again though.

>>684541998
I'm currently having sex with 2 different girls, both in their mid-30's, one buys me stuff, like a lawnmower, landscaping supplies, etc. The other cleans my house and pays occasional bills. They're both aware of and constantly ask me questions about each other. Neither is attractive and I can cover the cost of everything I get from them, but the extra pocket money is great because it goes towards stuff for my kids. However, I really feel like I'm just being used like a prostitute and it leaves me feeling 'bad' I guess, after every encounter. It's a bit of a shitty feeling.

>guy with dick accident
Its a quater past 6 in the morning here. Im off to bed. For a well earned 2 hours of sleep.

Sorry for the guy i was in convo with. Maby till next time

My ex liked to fuck outside. Got busted by security fucking in a shopping mall toilet, got busted fucking in a public pool, didn't get busted fucking in a bush alongside a busy sidewalk, fucked in pretty much every cinema in town. We did a lot of fucking. It was good.

>>684553726
Public sex, one of my fetishes.

Can you green any specific times?

Cheated on my wife with a 19yr old college girl. No protection, had to come up with an excuse to not fuck my wife until i had a std test

I cummed inside a cup full of tad poles once.

>>684541998
I once had sex in the missionary position solely for procreation.

I jacked off on a school bus in the back while the last few stops where all up front. The next day we rode a different bus because it needed to be cleaned due to a "biological accident". I was so scared the found me out, but it turned out some kid on another run cut their hand with a scissor and bled everywhere.

>>684554992
The fuck bro

Were you fapping to the tadpoles? Did any of them die?

i pissed in a girls mouth and she was all "im a toilet" and it kinda like, ruined my erection

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>>684557512
Fucking kek

>>684544330

I got the joke.

+100

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>>684556191
Dear God lmao " I'm toilet"

>>684549252

Is that Selena Gomez?

>>684547502
>>this is not how things work
what is this ylyl?

>>684556191

She might have been toilet, but who was phone?

>>684541998
Jerked off to pizza outdoors in middle of the night

> Be me at age 26
> Be on eurotrip
> Be in Madrid, Spain
> Get a hostel room
> It's a 20 bunk room
> whatev.jpg
> It's literally 19 girls and me
> Some of them are openly changing and shit
> just try to keep cool, cause hey, don't be the awkward American
> Start talking to this curvy Brazilian girl
> We hit it off and have lunch
> make out after lunch

We go back to the hostel and it's fuckin mid day, and all the girls are in the room just standing around and hanging out. We start making out on my bed and she pulls the covers over us. We start fucking. Like clearly fucking. I was a little taken aback by all this, the other roommates could fucking see what was happening.

I pulled out and came on her ass.

Later we fucked a bunch of times that night.

No one in the room seemed to care.

>>684559227
There's a reason I, as well as all of /k/, call them eurocucks

>>684547784
Fuck, really my girl and I need to get a strap-on so she can fuck me. Anal is fun yo. Especially for the one receiving. It's just great.

>be 16 virgin asf
>just get my license
>8/10 extra virgin invites me over
>ohfukyus.jpeg
>am coming over to her house
>shes waiting out front
>keep in mind we've never actually hungout until this point
>go down to her room
>sweet talk her a bit
>my shirt off
>her shirt off
>just this girls size d bra on
>so nice
>massiveboner.mov
>she has never done anything sexual with a guy
>its time
>ask her if she wants to get down to the diddly
>yes
>unzip my pants, make her do the rest
> she goes at it
>it feels so nice
>am uncircumsized and my dick is sensitive and she is going hard at it
>start feeling a bit uncomfortable midway
>my whole life flashes in my eyes while this girl is giving me head at her house
>15 mins later she finishes (we took breaks)
>in her mouff
>she swallow
i look down at my dick
>its fucking bleeding
>omgwtfbbq.avi
>go directly to bathroom
>fix my dick
>try and cleanup the blood
>hurts so bad
>then she knocks on the door
>"anon my brother and dad are home!"
>ohfukno.jpeg

will continue if wanted

>>684561741
Do it faggot

Got a blowjob in a school residence hallway while the girl was on the phone with her dad. She was literally talking and sucking dick and it was a noisy blowjob. Dunno what the fuck happened to that cunt.

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>>684563178
wut

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>>684549102
did your dick get a rash or something? also moar stories about her please, she sounds great

>>684563842
Seriously, this.
Was thinking about 'ouch, fiber glass on dick?'

But yeah, she sounds awesome. Should have married her anon.

>>684561741
part 2

>she tries to stall her brother and her dad
>im scared shitless good thing im in a bathroom though
>i hear them outside
>to scared to walk out
>dick still bleeding
>fuck it
>pull pants up
>hurts
>realize my phone wallet keys and shirt are in her room
>fuck
>she comes in
>"ok anon go get your stuff"
>dart to her room at mach speed
>put shirt on
>wallet keys and phone
>6 missed calls from mom
>mfw
>don't wanna go out through the front door
>decide to slip through the back
>open slide door and realize she has 2 big ass dogs
>bark bark
>doggos won't stop barking
>fuckfuckfuck
>hide on the side of the house
>look through wooden fence to see her whole fucking family out front
>try and calm down
>everyone goes inside
>not sure if safe
>here slide door open
>this is the end
>im expecting to see her dad ready to beat my ass
>instead its the girl
>she tells me to run fast
>i parked a block away
>hop fence and hall ass to my car
>open up 1st gear and im fucking out of there
>blast some migos on the way home
>arrive home
>parents are pissed asfuck
>totally worth it
>get a text from girl later that day
>"hello anon, this is 8/10 girl's mom. If you wanted to come over so bad, you could have met me and my husband. Keep your dick in your pants and never come back to this house"
>mfw

>>684553726
what did getting busted entail? just scolding and a bit of embarrassment and blueballs? my gf and i wanna experiment with public sex but don't wanna have any legal issues

When I was trying BDSM with my exgf, I tied her up nicely and was fucking her, but I was too eager and my frenulum broke, and there was blood everywhere, inside her pussy and all over my bed, I had to call the ambulance because she was in shock.

She broke up with me later on :(

i'm not at all ashamed of it, but when i was 15, i jerked off into my stepdad's favorite coffee mug and then like lightly rinsed it so i could swish the cum all over the mug as a thin film instead of being a big obvious glob. next morning, i saw him drinking out of it and laughed to myself

Had been chilling out in Pattaya, Thailand for a few months and was getting bored of regular sex. There's a brothel type place there called Devils Den with an emphasis on role play and the girls are extremely good at what they do. So I got two of them to dress up like school girls, tie me up, gag me, and kick me in the balls. Wasn't anywhere near as fun as I thought it would be. Was crying like a little bitch and begging for mercy a few minutes into the session. Just laid there with them for the remaining hour or whatever, in too much pain to do anything else.

I jerked off and came on my high school crush notes paper, weird as fuck I dont know why I did it

>>684541998
When i was 15, ( im 18 now) i fucked an 13 year old asian girl from my school. She was raped when she was young so she was a kind of a hoe, but shes cool as hell now. i felt a bit ashamed, but she came on to me and we hooked up several times afterward, so im not so ashamed now. /B/ is more like a confessional for me, i swear lol

1
>used to watch MMF vids after gf told me she once had an awkward MMF threesome
>i used to put my fingers in her mouth while fucking her on her side
>she would suck em
>asked me about that and the porn i watched

2
>haven't had sex in a while
>meet girl on tinder
>large but not fat
>ugly
>she likes me, always sexting me what she would have fucked me, after dates
>keep inviting her over after drinking at the bar
>one night, make out with her, start fingering her in the streets in front of my uni
>people walking by
>keeps saying "not tonight"
>sexts me when i get home

4th date
>with friends downtown
>chat her up
>ask her to come drink with us
>barely talks to me
>starts talking to friend
>friend always on flirt mode while drunk
>he respects me
>but she doesn't
>sends him snaps of her masturbating the next morning

last night
>fucking see her downtown while with my friends
>drunk af
>yell "I FUCKIGN KNOW U"
>and we all walk off

>>684567007
>/B/

>>684549102
i want to hear more about this girl

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Lost my virginity last night, I'm 22...

Super ugly overweight chick. :/

>>684567198
>thats where we are

>>684545684
my gf wants to so bad but i put it on the level of cuck and refuse to be submissive even though i like anal stimulation

and i think having dick shaped objects in my ass wouldnt feel good because im not gay, i just like having my ass played with when i get head or summthing