>>684439335
Steph curry
100% saved

Levin Ötzunali

>>684439335
Donald Trump

SAVING LIVES AND MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>684439335
john oliver

i'm kinda fucked

Malloy from brickleberry, im fucked.

>>684439335
Last thing I watched was the Andy Griffith Show. Andy and Barney will come to the rescue, but Barney will fuck it up. The will regroup and deputize Floyd the barber and Gomer Pyle. Floyd, Gomer and Barney will go through some elaborate plan that will end up getting them all hurt and confused. The kidnapper will quietly move me out the back door. Fortunately Andy has the back door on cover and stops the kidnapper in his tracks. I'll be fine.

House M.D. I live.

Ahh fuck just watched bowling for columbine, and that fat fuck Michael Moore doesn't believe in guns I'm fucked

Haven't watched tv in months

Hal from Malcolm In The Middle, guess I'm dead now.

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I am so fucking doomed....

Elliott from Mr. Robot. Yeah I'm safe

>>684439758
Looks like your dead than fagit get raped

>>684439335
Hannibal Lecter.

Oh I die alright, but not because of the kidnapping.

>>684439335
Chris rock...

>mfw im so fucked

Damian Lewis, I might survive this one

Space Dandy

Live, with a slight chance of my planet or the universe being destroyed.

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>>684439335

Tobias Funke.

>>684439335
Gon from Hunter x Hunter

Tfw in good hands

NCIS LA is coming to rescue me.

Malcolm Reynolds

>>684439335
Frank Reynolds.

I am dead I am dead I am dead

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>>684439335
I think I'll be ok

That hydra God from agents of shield. Pretty sure I'm the safest one here

>>684439335
Someone from it's always sunny in philadelphia. I guess I am screwed

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>>684439335

this fella

I'm dead, nobody ever survives but him

>>684439335
Daredevil. I should be fine :D

>>684439335
The winchesters. Dean, specifically. I think I'd live. Then fuck his brother. Or him. Or both. Definitely both.

>>684439335
Rick sanchez

Wolf Blitzer.

Sounds awesome on paper but unlikely to save me.

Dr. Zoidberg and the Legendary Harold Zoid. And Calculon.

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Brock Samson, think I'll be alright

Vanessa Ives

Louis Theroux......

I watched the episode of The Sopranos where Carmela wants Tony to pay $50K to Meadow's college
she walks up stairs and he follows


Tony will fucking do it, he always finds a way

literally sherlock holmes
I think I'm good, but Lucy Liu might need to comfort me after such a traumatic event.

Guy Fieri.
Well if the kidnappers took me to flavor town he should be able to find me.

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>>684439335
gavin mcinnes

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>>684439335
I'm good.

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I should be ok

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Eliza taylor

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>>684439999
>>684440000

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I think I come home...

>>684439335
Some emo German musician faggot on some interview show on Arirang.

Don't you fucking judge me!

But yeah, I'm fucked.

>>684439335
Dora the Explorer. I hate my children.

>>684439799
I'm in tears just imagining this.

Naruto

Anyone from Bob's Burgers. I'm fucked.

>>684440044
trips double dubs, nice

>>684439335
Watched the walking dead, which would have been a great rescue, but then I decided to fall asleep watching The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air...

>>684439335
Elon Musk. I survive

McNulty from the wire. I should be good

>>684439335
Jokes on you, I just watched the civil war by ken burns, I have General Lee coming to my rescue. Ill be fine.

>>684439335
Columbo faggot!!
Im saved yo

Sketch from tattoo fixers

>>684439335
>TV
You are a funny man aren't you

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>>684439335

Louis C.K.

Pretty fucked.

Does just having a glimps count? If not then Jon Snow. Luckily, he claimed his watch has ended. Otherwise, he'd be too loyal to the watch to care to save me.

>>684440377
Not if it's Louise. She'd fuck up the kidnappers and shit in their mouths.

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>>684439335
Gordon fucking Ramsay. I feel confindent about this.

the flash???????

>>684439335
Watching 'the right stuff' pretty sure I'm good

Will smith from independence day, Im saved!

>>684439335
justice league

Yuno Gasai. Guess im fucked, not because of the kidnappers but her

Max Verstappen
Shit

Does just having a glimps count? If yes, fuck me, random news reporter.
If not, then post resurrection Jon Snow.

girl with cerebral palsy off of Extras.

>i'm fucked

>>684439335
bob from bobs burgers....

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The meteorologist guy from news?

I don't fuckin know its been ages since I last watched tv. Does anime count?

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>>684440412
Dude, chill. Alfonso's got you, bro.

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I'm going to get the shit kicked out of me, but I'll be going home

i'm Sherlocked :-p

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Probly die as he will be to busy fucking my bitch based don

>>684439335
Run Barry!

>>684440388

Lurk more newfag

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>>684439999
>>684440000
WHAT THE FUCK

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Green Arrow. I'm good

Hopefully Ricky will save me if hes not drunk

>>684439335
Jane from the mentalist man im in good fucking hands

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>>684440000
Now that happens once in a lifetime.

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>>684439335
The weather man

FUCK ME

Captain Flint from black sails, Im saved

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well atleast theyll find me

Uncle Phil

Lelouch from Code Geass
Could be worse

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>>684439335
John Romero will save me.

>>684439566
>>684439777
>>684439799
>>684439999
>>684440000
>>684440044
>>684440377
>>684440388
>>684440566
>>684441211
this is now a get thread

That dirty wet back Cesar Milan and his pack of rabid Pitt Bulls. I'll be ok

>>684440312
>I don't see a kidnapper.
>Do YOU see a kidnapper?
>Say kidnapper.
>LOUDER!

>>684439335
>tv show
people still watch those?

I'm dead I've got goku trying to save me maybe I'll get wished back in a year or so

>>684440312
On the bright side she'll probably find you. She'll just need to ask an audience of preschoolers how to do it.

>>684441266
those aren't "gets" you colossal newfag

Frank Underwood, should work i guess

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A vampire, i think im safe hahaha

>>684439848
Just be polite and you should be fine. Hannibal was never one for random killings.

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I am in pretty pretty good hands tbh.

Jack Donaghy

>>684439335
jon snow.

im fucked.

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>>684439335
>The pacific
.The US 1st Marine Division

I think I'll be okay

>>684441505
It's pronounced Donahee

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Archer. Im safe

>>684439335
Jim Halpert

The flash. I'd say I'm going to be fine.

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Fucked.

>>684441563
I see collateral damage in your future

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>>684439335

Michael Scott.

I'm fucked, but it'll be hilarious.

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That'll be one hell of a rescue

>>684441481
Tits or gtfo

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>>684439335
Could be worse, although I think before that it was Jeremy Wade from River Monsters.

>>684441430
mad cuz you cant get gets?

>>684439335
clarke from the hundred, she got this

>>684441663
But dude you've got Michael Scarn. You're pretty much saved.

>>684441568
It's Donaphee you lace curtain half an Englishman

John Snow
LMAO

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I will probably be ok.

>>684439335
Jon snow

>>684441753
Im a dude , but angel is a really good show soo

>>684441563
Goddamn son that was a good series

>>684440520
Yeah me too

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>>684440044
Dude, you're set

>>684441789
my nigga

>>684441852
Soooo, you are a gay dude

>>684439335
dean winchester kinda safe

>>684439335
spencer shay from icarly... why tf was i watching that show

The nigga from person of interest haha. It was the kidnapping episode as well where he owns the bad guys. I'm safe.

Rip niglords

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Sherlock may be there too. That's okay, I guess.

>>684439335
A white walker. I'm saved. But who will save me from the white walker?

Joe Dirt

>Mike Rowe
Yeah I'm probably good

>>684441912
Actually i started to watch buffy first, angel is a spin off, but they are connected soo i needed to watch both in order to understand the story

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>>684439335
Barbara d'Urso

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Fuck

>>684442047
Ok, and that makes you less of a homosexual how?
Next you are going to tell me you watch Xena and Hercules

>>684442231
Dude , its just a tv show , chill

>>684439335
the flash
thank god

>>684439335
I guess I'm pretty lucky!
>Sherlock Holmes

Gen. George fucking Hammond.

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I...I think I'm safe?

>>684442047
Now you are going to Notice how Hairy Sarah Michelle Geller's arms are. You could braid that arm hair

>>684439335
Spike Spiegel.

I'm saved but at the last second I get shot through the heart, jazz plays.

>>684439335
Well the last thing I watched is game of thrones.... So I guess im good?

>>684442363
You aren't denying you are a faggot

>>684440015
>tfw when you're the adam of this story

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>>684439335
Spongebob has pulled off some miracles in his day

>>684442231
Not him but the Xenaverse is the greatest TV universe ever.

Unnecessary homoerotic shirtless scenes with Hercules and Iolas. The constant tension between Xena and Gabrielle. Ares being a dick to everyone for no reason. Hades being a total loser. Autolycus. Salmoneus. Joxer the Mighty. Terrible acting. What's not to love?

Yugo from wakfu im saved

>>684440388
it was just dubs

you only count the repeating numbers at the end

>>684442511
That's true, but she never wears a bra, so its all cool

>>684442581
Not a fag, i don't like dick , but i don't see what the problem was even if i liked

>>684442175
Who cares if you get saved, as long as you blow your dick juice onto her mcguffins

>>684442758
Teach me more about latent autism, my lord

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>>684439335
haley havoc from moneytalks(realitykings)

I'll die happy

Does Sips count?

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The walking dead, so Rik Grimes and Daryl Dixon etc and the hardcore milf Carol, I'll be alright.

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Definitely 100 % saved plus revenge.

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Raylan Givens
ma nigga

>>684440174

lol ur saved as long as your captors explode at the sound of sarcastic ultra conservative rhetoric

tony soprano.

sort of out of character.

>>684443008
>tv show

porn isn't tv dumbass.

The guys from impractical jokers, can't imagine them doing anything heroic but at least there's 4 of them

>>684439335
some shitty Japanese "tarento" ><

>>684441455

Did you watch the last episode of S4? You're literally fucked

>>684439335
I'm good goku got my back

>>684443416
it's a internet show, judging that people here are posting pictures of daredevil(technically also a internet show) I think I'm good

>>684439335
southparks police officer, im fucked

>>684439884
you're fucked unless you're a bucket of blue paint.

Charles Vane, 'Black Sails'.

Hurray! I'm going to enjoy this!

Ron mother fucking Swanson
Im saved

>>684443663
I think you don't understand the meaning of the word "show"

or is it literally... like a show, and not porn? like... does she talk to people with the microphone instead of just fuck it?

>>684439335
Phil from modern family

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Rachel Maddow... At least she's a butch dyke.

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I'm dead

>>684439335
freddy krueger

Achilles. My odds are good.

Gordon Ramsay...well fuck

House, so ya know maybe? 50/50

>all these normies
gross

>>684443830
it's an actual show. look up moneytalks on any pornsite

>>684443888
>>684443800
>>684443511
>>684442866
>>684442511
>>684442488
>>684441966
>>684441866
>>684441844
>>684441822
>>684441755
>>684441455
>>684441266
>more repeating digits

Fucking gazpacho from chowder

gg /b/

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Yeah I'll make it

Dwight Schrute

>>684439335
James Gordon, I'm good

>>684444091
I know about moneytalks.
but there's a 30 minute scene where the girl gets fucked for cash (basic set up), after they "warm her up" to the idea. even though they're porn actresses and are all ready to fuck from the get go

>>684444189
You'll be fine. He's a badass.

>>684439335
Edward Elric
i win

>>684439335
Phil from BBQ Masters

>>684439335
old boy from catfish.
Am I fucked?

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>>684439335
yay I live!

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Drew Pritchard from Salvage Hunters

ALL4

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>>684439335
I like my chances

>>684439335
Archer. I'd say I got a 50/50 chance at being rescued

Karl Pilkington... Jesus I'm so fucking screwed

>>684444050
yes... normies watch television.

from your disdain and non-answer, I can only assume you don't watch television.

faggot

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Basically already rescued

Dr Who, I would probably be free before I was kidnapped.

>>684444313
it depends, on the video the ones with the girl I mentioned are more like an actual show and less like porn

Bear grylls, winrar?

>>684444439
>>684444444
>>684444482

with all the dubs, I was thinking the get would happen in here for sure... shame

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My situation has improved...

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>>684439335
guess I'll be alright

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I'm going to be just fine.

>>684441584
Not if your name is Bret

>>684444859
>tv show
...I guess that would be rupaul then

the A team

>>684444830
yeah haven't seen her

but if she's a regular, ok.

I suppose I'll step out now, as you've made your point.

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I'm porbably still dead

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fuck yea

>>684439335
Shit on my cunt
Or shit on my balls?

http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0

>>684439566
>john oliver
you don't deserve to live, anyway

I'm fucked my guy had just torn his acl

>>684439335
If it's the character, then the flash. I just hope I'm not in the excelerator or I might be there for a while

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>>684439335
a Chinese guy who was selling illegal fireworks. then hid from cops in his van. and all the fireworks went off and cooked him. so im tied up as fuck.. almost was those 2 girls from 28 days later.

this is now a get thread

check em

>>684442488
The dude who made dinosaurs?

>>684445096
you sound like a faggot

>>684440247
>TV show
Autistic fuck

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>>684439335
The chosen undead from Dark souls 2 is coming to save me. PRAISE THE FUCKING SUN!!!!!!

The lady from Alien 3

Not sure if this is good or bad.

>>684439335
brooklyn nine nine

>>684439335
some kid on hgtv or some shit that has no legs but is pretty good at wrestling. Probably fucked.

>>684445332
you sound like a cuck

>>684440247
iv seen a bit of that. those to have a good repor.. cant sit through a whole drama tho.. fuck that.. but I loved when jake was all" my cousins cinsinllera, my sister cinsinllera, my nieces cinsinllera" that shit was so on the money.

>>684445332
>implying John Oliver ever has done an honest news report

>>684445406
Terry cruze has got you bro

>>684439335
Nancy Botwin

>>684444313
For once I'd like to see a porn studio try this set up with actual people, not actors. I'm curious what the success rate would be.

>>684439335
Homer Simpson
He has done it before , I trust him

riley from boondocks gg its ogre

check these b4 i die

>>684439335
blackbeard from black sails
such a badass

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Depends if Diesel Dave of trucked out can build a truck with superb suspension an the ability to break me out.

>>684445437
You both, sound like both, but who is top and who is jarring off whilst getting cheated on?

>>684439335
goku motherfucker

I guess a pilgrim from a commercial is saving me

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>>684439335
I'm gonna be fine.

USAF Parajumpers from episode 4. I'm good.

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Last thing I watched was the fucking Undateables.
Guess I'm fucking dead unless he brings his finger paint set.

>>684445540

if they are dudes, 75%.

if they are female. 0%.

there were retards over in europe thinking the faketaxi shit was real trying to extort women into sex that way. giant fail.

random women don't want to be approached with cameras for sex lol.

Sheriff Woody

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ZA WARUDO

>>684445709
It requires reading, science, and puzzle solving

>>684439335
can't remember last time i watched tv tbh.

The Sherlock with the heroin problem and the oriental Watson.

>>684445638
ok.

>>684445851
most kidnappings aren't a fucking videogame.

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Judge Judy to the rescue. Kidnappers gonna cry.

Lucy Lawless. I think she can kick some major ass

>>684445638
yes