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I shit blindfolded
my family hates me

Not rich enough
Still want whutney's butt

>>684412500
1. shit with your eyes wide open
2. rape your mother and father

>>684412929
this will do

College
Girls

>>684412376
Major depression.
Thinning hair.

Chronic headache disorder
Lust for sexual interaction with a real girl

>>684413266
1. take mushrooms
2. git gud

>>684413472
Poorfag
Headache is preventing me from having a social life

>>684413640
Get a job nigga

>self-destructive
>needs lots of attention

This is why I fuck up my relationships.

>>684412376
niggers
and
jews
oh, you said *my* problems, not everyone's...

drugs
cops

>>684414126

Can you share
Not the cops

>>684412376
I got a 5 inch dick, that's my fucking problem.. .

procrastination and foresight

i literally have an assignment due tomorrow morning and i haven't even started

>>684412376
Money
Work

>>684414227
That's average you twat. Stop watching nigger porn.

>>684412791
Who's "whutney"?

Whitney Wisconsin?
>>684413856
Didju not read the part where I said the headache disorder? I'm failing school and can't get a job.

@684412376
Everyone won't not stop calling me new

>>684414370
Holy shit. You're my brother

>>684414377
W-what's going on here?

>>684414370
>can't get a job

Bullshit. People with worse problems work, so can you. I'm not saying it's easy, but not impossible either.

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>>684412376

>Leftist liberals
>Mexicans
>Asians infesting my university

>>684414561
You're right. I mean get a job or be fucking gangster man. Either way works

>>684414561
Think of the worst migraine or other headache you've ever had.
Now imagine having it every day.
Now imagine it being incurable with modernmedicine.
Add on the fact that even sunlight makes it worse. So sensitive to light and sounds it's agonizing to step foot outside a dark room.

Now tell me it's not impossible

>>684414651
To solve your Mexican problem, you should totally kill yourself

>>684414818
My dad got shot once and still went to work.. . So.. .

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>>684414822

I'm actually hard at work on designing a gas chamber to fit large families... like yours.

>>684414818
It's not impossible.

Also,
>incurable with modern medicine

According to whom?

>>684414818
its all in your head, literally.

you need to stop being a victim and start winning.

pathetic. Wasting my tax dollars on you is disgusting

>>684414943
pls, getting shot is pussy shit compared to what this guy has, anyone can go to work with a hole in their leg if it's properly sealed and the bleeding has stopped, but going to work with the fear that at any moment you're going to experience the worst pain physically possible before passing out is 10 fold worse, it would be like getting shot multiple times a day, except it's actually painful

my penis is too big

no more room in my house for all my money

>>684415039
My neurologist, pediatrician, ENT, cardiologist, podiatrist, chiropractor, masseuse, radiologist, and allergist.

I've been to over 40 different doctors of all different practices in the past 2 years I've had it and no results.
>>684414943
That was one time. I've had a headache non-stop for 2 years. It wears down on you. I will commend him for such strength though.

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All good on my end. My philosophy, if you can call it that, is that if you go around crying about how the world has got you down instead of fixing them you're only digging yourself into a bigger hole.

I'm failing out of college because I don't go to class
My parents don't know, I send them fake grades

>>684415321
Who mentioned leg or that it was sealed? Assumptions won't help here. No one should make an excuse not to work lol that is pussy shit right there. Fear? Ha! The kid is a beta cuck

>>684415118
I still live with my parents because of it. I don't get welfare.

I want you to have a headache for 2 years and see if you still have the will to live let alone go places and do things.

It's not just a fear of what will happen, because I know exactly what will happen, and then I will have to deal with increased pain over the normal amount for the rest of the day, if not the week. The only time I ever get some sort of relief is in my sleep, where it usually gets slightly better in the morning. Only ever so slightly.

>>684415392
Get a sex-change then you could live with me as a sex slave. I'll take good care of you. My gf hasn't given me shit in like 3 weeks so I wouldn't mind dumping her for you.

>>684412376
Unable to get out of my student overdraft even though I graduated last Year

The girl I like is stringing me along

All in all I'm pretty good lol I tried to think of two bioassay problems and it turns out I couldn't. Thanks /b/!

Lazy
Sugar addiction

Don't know how to kill sugar addiction
I'm not morbidly obese but I'd be a lot more healthy if I didn't have the addiction

Cold turkey doesn't seem to work and I wind up bargaining with myself when I try to cut it down

I have Tourette syndrome (TS) manifested with profanity.
I stutter

>>684416011
*bigass. My phone knows I'm a scientist lol.

Poor
Lazy as fuck

>>684415351
Kek

>>684415661
k nvm, i thought you were srs sry

>>684412376
Social anxiety
Highly avoidant

>>684416097
develop discipline, it'll solve almost every problem you can imagine

1)I`m russian
2)I`m poor medical student.

>>684412376
>swastika tattoo
>have to work with Polish

>>684413183
1. Do illegal drugs 'till you dont feel anything anymore.
2. Wear hats

>>684414023
1. Kill yourself
2. Stream it

>>684416149
1. Get a job
2. Get hurt on job, get disability

>>684416124
Get a talking keyboard like Stephen Hawking
Tape your mouth shut

clingy but distant (?)
depend on my bf

BMI 31 and a lisp. Both are fixable, so that's good?

>>684415392
Okay, but you're here on /b/ sitting up using a computer and typing. Some jobs require you to do pretty much just that. You're using it as an excuse not to work. If it's constant, then after a while it just becomes part of life. You should be used to it by now, and therefore able to work.

>>684417859
Leave him and come to me