when you shower and drop the soap
back to the wall and bend with the knees

>>684374223
wtf did you do to get 12 years

>>684374223
What did yall do op

+join a gang

you need to get AIDs

>>684374223
Highlighter in pooper before you go

An hero

start shoving stuff up your ass now to ease the rape pain later

>>684374698
they dont care about that though.

>>684374414

that way you just have a cock near your face

My advice, learn to like taking it up the ass. because you'r gonna get fucked daily. ;)

>>684374550
This, get your swastika tattoo now so it's easier to have credibility

That is if your white of course, there aren't interracial gangs in prison, join whatever gang your race belongs to

Beat the everloving shit out of someone your first day, that way everyone will love you.

>>684374456
I'm innocent.

start working out like you're going to have to fight off a prison rape, which you most likely will.

you had to seriously fuck with someone else's life to get 12 years OP. Most felonies dont even get you 12 years.

>>684375150
>implying blowjobs are worse than anal

>>684375206
what are you going to jail for and how were you framed ese?

>>684375206
Well then what are you being accused of?
Femnazi blow the rape whistle on you?

>>684375317
Also learn spanish

>>684375317
I'd rather not say.

>>684374456
hes a nigger obvioulsy

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>>684375206
Yeah, you and everyone else in here.

>>684375465
>posts a thread on 4chan
>doesn't expect interrogation
Nigger what the fuck did you do

>>684375065

u sure?
i sure as fuck would

Keep your mouth shut. Mind your business and stick to your own kind

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>>684375465
since youre on /b/ id say youre a pedo that got caught doing pedo shit

>>684375571
You also don't rape people in prison on the daily.

>>684375381
why do i need to learn spanish when i already know best language cunt

>>684375465
why does it matter at this point. if youre holding out for appeals no one is going to subpoena your 4chan posting history

don't take "gifts," don't borrow money or any items, don't get involved in contraband or gangs, don't gamble, be polite, keep your cell clean, practice proper hygiene, mind your own business/dont ask too many questions, and in general carry yourself in a confident manner without acting like a tough guy. Don't attract attention to yourself

>>684375758

because there's a lot of spanish speakers imprisoned in the US

have fun when people are plotting on you right in front of you

>>684374223
You wouldn't be posting on 4chan if you're going to jail for 12 years.
You go straight from the courtroom to jail.

OP is a lying faggot

>>684375751

then if you don't get raped who the fuck cares, OP can get stabbed for all i care

just training to prevent a /b/ro of turning true fag

>>684374985
this

>>684375958
Unless he is out on bail and is accepting a plea bargain

>>684375953
1. im not going to jail
2. trumps gonna fix that when he lines up all the spics and niggers and executes them all. hes gonna make america great again

>>684374942
This

>>684376191

okay billybob

Don't look if someone says HEY BITCH, and if you do better throw down or your going down

OP here.

I've been watching a lot of prison documentaries lately and I'm terrified.

>>684374223

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK6JQ7OExSA

>>684375750
if so OP is royally fucked. Prisoners dont take too kindly to Pedos

>>684376191
Keep telling yourself that.

I did 5 years op its not as bad as everyone makes it out to be..stay away fro the 3 g's 1)gangs 2)gays 3)gambling. Momd yoir own business dont tell amyone why youre there, DO NOT under any cicstances tell anyone how much time you have or when your release date is. Dont brag about what you habe on the outside or what you miss the most. Remember these are guys doin as much or much more te than you have who dont have anything to lose. Dont tight unless its necessary as in yoire about to be raped or about to get shanked..fight your own fight not anyone elses noatter what. Other than that just act normal..not like a bad ass or a tough s.o.b just a normal everyday guy doing time and youll be fine...oh amd dont become friends with the c.o's those prisoners end up raped or dead.

>>684375518
underrated post

>>684376379
If you're innocent then why are you going to jail?

>>684374223

Mind your fuckin business and read books.

Don't do any favours and don't ask for any, just keep to yourself and serve your time.

>>684376402

good

hope he gets raped so much his asshole falls out

>>684376402
I won't disclose what I'm going in for, but fortunately it's not that.

>>684375465
Fuck off faggot. Don't ask for advice if you wont even tell us about your crime.

>Buy some reggie
>double balloon 1 g.
>swallow 15
>Request laxative
>wait...
>profit

>>684376699

checked

then what the fuck are you here for then?

can't expect help if you can't at least disclose why you're going to jail

stop being a secretive faggot and get the fuck out

>>684376709
This. Get fucked OP.

Why do you give a fuck. A bunch of anonymous people on the internet will criticize you? If you are going to jail for 12 years you have a lot more to worry about.

>>684376699
We dont want details just the charge itself dumbass. Seriously you have to be a pedo if you dont want to talk about it.

>>684376926
Maybe he's not allowed to use the internet or something and doesn't want to draw attention to himself

Seems likely

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>>684376425
Best advice

>>684376481
Found the cop.

>>684376976
Fine.

I supposedly beat someone almost to death, stole their car and crashed it after a 15 min carchase.

>>684374985

Also make yourself some niggers bitch right away. That way you don't get gang raped.

>>684377032
How in the hell would it ever be narrowed down to him? If its pedo shit and hes not allowed internet access you know how many people have been convicted of that shit in the past couple months.

>>684376976
Fine.

They think I was blowing a guy and that I ate his cock.

>>684377199
Bullshit. Yoid be doing at least a minimum of 20 years...theyre all aggrivated charges with aggrivated circumstances. Even ran concurrently youd still do minimum 20 even with a plea.

>>684377199
So you're a nigger?

You can't be killed if there's no one to kill you. Kill me all.

>>684376621
Kek

>>684377199

In otherwords, cheeze pizza

>>684376425

What did you do to serve 5 years?

Seems like sound advice though.

>>684377199
If this is the actual case you must have a shit lawyer to get 12 years. (source, am not a shit lawyer)

>>684375750
this brah

>>684377349
This is more likely given ops past experiences

>>684377475
Felony battery by strangulation with intent..dude touched my daughter so i was trying to choke him to death with his own shoelaces..and damn mear succeeded.

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>>684377199
Was it this motherfucker? It was, wasn't it?

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>>684377199

"supposedly"

the proper term would be "allegedly", you dumb twat

no wonder you're going to prison

>>684377199
>supposedly?
you fucking deserve it then, nobody cares hard enough to frame someone for something that rediculous. have fun getting buttfucked, retard.

>>684377402
Depends on what sentencing guidelines and what state. In a state with sane sentencing you could easily get this to 7-8 years. Just had a case of an armed robbery and police chase get 5 years plea bargained.

>>684377178
Alright you got me.

>>684376355
>>684376699
>>684377199
>>684377411
DROP YOUR DOUBLES AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR THIS IS A STING

>>684374223
>Assert your dominance by slapping your ass in the showers, showing you fear no pain
>Intimidate your fellow inmates by grabbing their cocks, sucking them violently, scaring them into cumming in your throat.
>OP you are fucked if you're even asking this question, tell your anal virginity we'll all miss her.

>>684377858
Armed robbery isnt an aggrivated charge..beating someone within an inch of their life is tho.

>>684377695

I can understand a parent's blinding rage in trying to protect their child, just hope your daughter was in proper care while you were away

>>684377349
Thank you, OP, was that so bad?

>>684377199
Fuck off imposter.

>>684378036
If its charged as attempted murder and not assault. OP would have had to put this dude in the ICU

>>684378132
She was..stayed with her mom. Dude dissappeared tho..was gonna go after him and complete the job when i got out.

>>684376425
This is right.

I did 5 as well. Honestly there were so many sissies around that you didn't have to worry about rape if you weren't stupid.

Also OP, what state are you in?

>>684378189
Ever heard of aggrivated assault with intent to do bodily harm?thats an f1 minimum 10 years.

>>684374223
not go to prison

>>684378383

glad to hear it

it's always sad when parents do happen to commit a crime defending their kids and the kid ends up in foster care, going from one fucked up place to the next

what was the age difference? Like your daughter's age and the guy's?

>>684375684
Only true advice thus far.

>>684377695
Touched? As in molested or as in daddy didn't like who his daughter was dating? If you served time for fucking someone up who molested your daughter you had a shit fucking lawyer and I mean shittttt

NEVER WIPE YOUR ASS
It won't protect your mouth but

>>684374223
Think. How old are you and do you want to spend the next 12 years of your life not being free?
Dont go to prison. Escape. Hide. Earth is big. They will forget about you.

>>684378647
She was 6 and he was 33 he was a neighbor i had known for a few years and one day took her in his place while she was in our yard....gets my blood boiling thinking of this shit again. If i find him one day i will behead that fucker with a barbed wire garrot.

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>>684379054
Pretty sure we'd all be on your side.

>>684378733
Nope dude was connected to the sherriff of the county we lived in.

>>684379054

goddamn, what a sick piece of shit. can't believe that fucker didn't get caught

haha all the"gettin raped everyday" comments from the guys that probably never even did a weekend at county. Watching too many movies.

>>684379314
He is well connected as in anything he does pretty much hets swept under the rug. Corruption at its finest! Ill cross paths with him again im sure..and when i do..ol anon is goin away for a while..

>>684379245
Still dude I have seen exact cases like that around here and they all got off on absolutely 0 charges for temporary insanity. Your lawyer was a piece of shit I'd advise you hire a new one and see if he can bring some new shit to the table for false imprisonment based on the fact you were temporarily insane. Do you have any psych past reported to doctors?

OP here, I'm hispanic (colombian) and I'm going to ADX Florence, will this be an advantage?

>>684379656

Yep. It's all about who you know, unfortunately. And a lot of the sickest people are the ones involved in controlling or making the law.

You should do some Prisoners type of torture and make that fucker suffer

>>684376402
Nobody in prison>>684376402
will know why Op is in either.Prison is the 4chan of the social gatherings.

>>684379712
None at all not even a misdemeanor on my record. But given the "nature of the crime"as they said, i was dangerous..i can see why they thought i was too. I didnt stop until i was tazed amd pepper sprayed. By the sheriffs.

>>684375206
Nice meme

>>684374223
It's not rape if you enjoy it so find a nice hombre and take the load.

>>684379873
>supermax
Holy shit.
Glad i never got past county.

>>684379938
Thats true shit rigjt there. We had a judge that was retiring amd swore he was giving a total of 1 million years out..and he damn sure did by the time he retired..he bammed eveyone that went in front of him.

>>684379054
>barbed wire garrot.
Wouldn't work well. You've obviously never strung barbed wire. It's too stiff and heavy gauge to be an effective garrote, and the barbs wouldn't help, either.

>>684380594
Thats why i want it..its tensile strength.

>>684377199
There would be no bail set for alledgedly almost killing someone.

>>684379656
Anon, for you and your families sake, I hope you don't have to finish him off yourself
I hope something bad gets to the guy before you do.

>>684375465
Op is chester.
Chester the molester.

Ch ildmol ester.

You don't go to a fed prison for a charge like that. I would know, I went to a fed prison.

>>684374223
Those are all white guys op