2

24 full penetration. Put my tip in a couple others, but don't count those. Came inside probably 14 of them.

1 and heif

0

Three pussies and two Assholes

Does when I was a sperm count

6 all of them were extreamly drunk

8

>>684310294
Just one

3, tongue in 5

>>684310294
About 90. Tbh I dont know exactly.

Different types of pussy? Or are you asking how many women I've made Love to?

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>>684311311
Check'd

the last digit of my roll

>>684311374
what is "love"?

>>684311460
keeek

>>684311472
Baby don't hurt me

9 mouths 7 pussies 3 assholes

>>684311460
so sad

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>>684311374
The question was pretty specific
>yfw you read the question

>>684311568
Don't hurt me

68 so far

like 9 or 10? something like that.
>3/10 NEET sperglord reporting in

>>684310294
>dick
4
>cum
~24

>>684311374
>>684311472
>>684311568
>>684311670

i kekd so hard

3 pussies
2 asses
4 mouths

>>684310294
How many female relatives you have?

>>684311460
Ayyyy lmao

>>684310294
56 penetration. countless with bjs and all that stuff. anal doesnt count too.

>>684311670
No more...

5 pussies, tongue in 4, 3 ass

Somewhere in the area of 60
I'm 26
Maybe half of them did some butt stuff
A quarter got pooperized.

none

1. Donna 1

2. Amanda 1

3. Lindsey 10

4. Merethe 100

5. Jen 2

6. Randi 15

7. Jen 3

8. Melissa 30

9. Rachel 100

10. Laurie 2

11. Jolene 200

12. Summer 1

13. Daisy 2

14. Rhi 250

15. Alexa 10

16. Megan 4

17. Lindsey 15

18. Kelly 200

19. Shelby 5

20. Tanya 2

21. Monica 1

22. Brooke 6

23. Kari 2

24. Heather 150 and adding to that number weekly

I recently went through th and made a list, with the number of times we fucked. The low numbers are exact. I'm 41, so the list starts when I lost my virginity at 19. Decent looks and money have helped me transition away from a total virgin high school nerd.

>>684312306
>pooperized

u don't mention poop in anal, just don't

>>684312512
thats just how i keep a list too. only i write their name and age. im planning to get to 1000. thats my lifegoal.

>>684310691
0 here also

>>684310294
>How many different pussies has your dick been inside?

exactly 1. my gf for many years now. (and she only had my dick)
don't want to change this

4

I don't believe you fuckers talking about doing anal. I've slept with 18 women and all but maybe two of them were against butt stuff. Unless it's simply American girls are more prudish about their asses.

>>684310294
something like 43

21 pussies
4 mouths
not a big deal, and to be honest, quality>>quantity

>>684312914
Tbh, i envy that.

14 pussies. I have let 2 women swallow my cum.

1.
For 3 years straight and counting.....
Idk what to do cause it's good puss but I feel like I'm missing out

>>684310294
0 - beside your mother's

4.

Im not sure if im content with this. I say to myself that i should be, but because i think about it perpetually, i think im kinda of lying to myself. I have been 11 years in a relationship and then 3 years in another relationship. So...havent been fucking around.

Now in single and not so interested into fucking somebody random. Am i a loser because of this?

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>>684310294
6, and I'm a 22 Yo social retard. Since I lost my virginity averaging 1 a year not too bad.

>>684310620
>I want to tell lies on the Internet but I'm too stupid to realize being this exact about this large number is going to give me away

probably 10. I've had 4 serious girlfriends and a few fuck buddies.

just broke up with a girlfriend of 4 years last night, wondering when/who I'll get to shoogy with next.

>>684313328
You'll have to plow through a lot of bad puss before you find another good one.

I've date lots of girls in my time and the good ones with good vaginas are few and far between.

Somewhere mid double digits. Tbh I lost count

>>684313599

No dude you're not a loser because of that. For me, after being in some heavy relationships, empty sex feels bad. I like to love or atleast care for the person I'm fucking. I need some kind of connection and otherwise feel like I'm putting my dick in an empty object.

>>684313702
some of my friends been over with more than 50 girls and ive only been with 5 or so. stop living on the internet lol.

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22 y/o. Been in 9. College makes it easier. Current one.

>>684310294
about 10

3
but only i'm 18 so still ok ?

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8. Pic related. One of said pussies

>>684312914
Prepare for a surprise later in life friend.

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>>684310294
6 tbh, but im still pre drinkimg age. It honestly could been at least 10-20 more but ive found that although pussy feels amazing it doesnt fix the problems that you think it will and usually just creates more. Pic related, the first pussy i had

>>684313004
They 100% are.

>>684314311
This girl has a hugeee asian ass btw.

>>684310294


lost virginity at 21, 31 now

about 60 different girls, give or take

2 of them i fucked hundreds if not thousands of times

3 of them i fucked dozens

the rest were anywhere from 1-10 times, with a solid 20 or so of them being 1 night stands

>>684314267
thnx m8. Those 2 other girls were without love feelings. I mean, they were just ok, we were drunk a little. It wasnt plain horrible, but like...meh.

I also dont understand what people are getting from fucking somebody they dont know so well. Isn't that like....akward?

>>684310294
well over 50
But I am white living in Japan, so its kinda like playing life on ultra easy mode.

Three, I'm an autistic shit or it'd be more.

>>684310294
where are his balls

2 girls and 3 prostitutes, so 5 in total

>>684310294

>How many different pussies has your dick been inside?

0

22 y/o Even though I'm approaching wizard status, hopefully this year of lifting should make me at least attractive to fat chicks.

>>684310294
4

3, came in 2 and 1 ass (though same girl)
feelsgoodman

currently going through dry spell

feelsbadman

>>684313599
Yeah not at all, i have fucked around a little in my time and the sex with girls you have a connection with is much better

6

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>>684314311
>this guy
College makes it way easier, especially near grad time

>>684310691
>>684311460
>>684312813
>>684313328
>>684313395
>>684312914
>>684315087
how wuz you niggas born?

>>684310294
20 something the best one is the one you have feels for

2 both girlfriends probly over 1000 between them

Born + GF = 2

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>>684310620

>>684315700
go away dan bilzerian, everybody knows your cock is tiny

>>684310294
4 but didnt bust a nut for one of them.

>>684314605
A little, but at the same time, very freeing. You don't know this pussy, you may never see it again, you can relax and play ball

1

I made a CL ad to eat a girl out with no reciprocation

Will any girls go for that? I just want to eat a girl out

6 here

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>>684314311
More.

9: the "Old Fashioned" way...meeting at bars, FWBs, GFs, etc.

OVER 9000: Massage parlor girls.

Seriously can't even count how many times I have paid a girl for sex, blow jobs, hj, etc. Probably have spent about $30,000 over the last 15 years at about $60 to $140 / pop.

>>684310294
Raw?
4
Total?
5
Number of kids from this:
1

I stopped counting, didn't really see the relevance

25

1) Angel
2)Daphne
3)April
4)Sarah
5)Emily
6)Sydney
7)Donna
8)??? can't rememeber her name for the life of me.
9)Joy
10)Jessica
11)Terra
12)Emily (a different one)
13)Holly
14)Lyndin
15)Alina
16)Toddionna
17)Crystal
18)Kate
19)Adrienne
20)Taylor
21)Tatianna
22)Nina
23)Irene
24)Katherine
25)Elizabeth

A chick for every year I've been alive. I'm about to be 26 though so I'm going to have to fuck someone else to be able to say that again. lol

>>684314311
Only done anal with two girls though. One didnt count cause we gave up/wasnt worth the trouble

>>684316447
Also 7 mouths and 1 anus
2 other tip in ass with no lube so it wouldn't fit.

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>>684315534

3/10 male. I can't get girls because I'm just not attractive.

I'm one step up from being disabled.

>>684314597
This, though I'm closer to 80. Hpv and herpes :( you get any stds?

4 pussies, 2 of them were virgins, but its been almost 6 years since ive had sex also

5

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>>684314612
Nignog in Asian neighborhood in San fran, step your game up to ultra-hard!

>>684315864
I would. I wouldn't go as far as sex with someone I don't know well, but to just meet someone to go down on me would be pretty nice. No strings.
But I've just gotten out of a kind of serious relationship so I guess that's normal?

I just became single after years, I feel like I don't know where to meet girls any more. College made it easy... I've since alienated myself from all friends (thanks to my drunk of girl at the time) and fapping feels so empty.

>>684316351
Country?

37!

9 girls. 2 were proper girlfriends. 1st lasted 6 months. 2nd lasted 5 months. I am 29years old. Lost virginity and kissless till somewhere between 19-21years old. Last sex in 2013. Last -acceptable- sex in 2012.

16 pussies
all bareback
came inside about 10 of those

I'm still fucking regularly but I'm in dire need of new pussy. Haven't had any new pussy in over a year.

>>684310294
1 and never again.

>>684317900
How should I write the ad so it doesn't make me look creepy or illiterate?

>>684310294
2

Probably 200. I'm a low key whore

14 or 15 pussies (cant remember exactly, every time I count them, I feel like I'm forgetting someone)

Lost my virginity at 15, 24 now

>>684310294
2

>>684310294

One, though we fuck often. About 600 times in the last twelve months alone - average nearly 2 a day, even on her period.

>>684318035

and im 27
(was in a long term relationship with 3 of them equalling about 7 years)

>fun fact: 4 of them i met on 4chan

1 alyse
2 amanda
3 annie
4 beth
5 betsy
6 brittney
7 brooke
8 brynne
9 constance
10 daniela
11 erica
12 erica
13 ericka
14 hannah
15 jenna
16 jessie
17 jill
18 julia
19 juliana
20 kaylyn
21 kelly
22 kirstin
23 kyra
24 lauren
25 lauren
26 maggie
27 meghan
28 meghan
29 rachel
30 riley
31 rileigh
32 samantha
33 samantha
34 sarah
35 shannon
36 taylor
37 kinsey

>>684318717

How the fuck did you meet girls on 4chan?

>>684319102
on /soc/ most likely

1) Abigail
2) Bonnie
3) Stacy
4) Bubbles
5) Big Forehead Girl
6) Celeste
7) Freckled Girl
8) Charnie
9) Sarah
10) Angel
11) Dianne
12) Samantha
13) Irene
14) Mel
15) Sharon
16) Veronica
17) Claire
18) Jess
19) Amy

I'm sure there are a few here I've forgotten or blended into a single person in my memory.

>>684319102

old aim threads back in like 2007-9

>>684314311
I went to college but I lived at home. Never got laid. I'm 28 now.

>>684318362
I dunno the one I saw a couple years back just said "Looking for a girl who wants to be licked" or something like that. Just be straight forward. But then again I'm not the best person to ask because I'm all about be straight forward and some girls think they should be chased. Even just for that. So idk what to tell you other than be straight forward.

>>684310294
My dick has been in 8. I've fingered or eaten probably 10 others. I only came in 2 of these girls who I was in a relationship with and I was confident they were on the pill.

Two of the girls I fucked were in high school (starting in 9th grade) and I don't care what anyone says...that young stuff is the best.

>>684310294
0

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4
But I've fooled around with many more than that
I only became sexually active last year tho so I still think it's a p gud number

>>684320338
Wait, no, 5. forgot one of the more recent one-off hookups

>>684319612
Thanks
Have you ever hooked up on CL?

1)Monica
2)Erica
3)Rita
4)Tina
5)Sandra
6)Mary
7)Jessica

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>>684314311
Different girl. Also asian but super petite

0.

I'm 21. Never done anything more then give a girl a peck on the lips. At this point i'm afraid of making myself look like a fucking idiot with not knowing how to makeout or sex.

>>684320338
Nice. What took you so long? It was my experience...I was kind of a late bloomer...that after my first time I suddenly realized there was nothing to this. The mystique was gone. I realized I was a decent looking guy in decent shape with a nice smile and okay personality. I discovered that my fingers belonged up in girls' guts. That's where they were supposed to be.

Oldfag here.... Totally fucking Alpha
Sang in Rock Bands, Was a Teen in 70's before fucking Aida, Herpes and shit.

Bagged 120 by the time was 21..... Best score was 15 or so in one week in Daytona Spring Break 1979.

Marries 30 years, super cool wife, let me do my thing while I played Music.... I'd estimate at least 250 in my life...

No shit guys

>>684311374
Certified dumbass

>>684321370
Are you ugly and/or fat?

>>684321370
I was in your position. Just do what I did. Be a little rough. When a girl is sitting in your lap facing you, after you've made out for a couple of seconds, just pull back on her hair so her face is up and start kissing her neck. Don't be too rough so you scare her, but you definitely want to take control. Take control, stay in control, and there's almost nothing you can do to reveal you ineptness or inexperience. Everything comes across as "how you like it."

>>684321370
kissing is more complicated then sex

>>684311374

By that comment I'm guessing youre at 0

I'm 27 and stopped counting after 30. I don't even remember some of their names anymore. I don't consider myself that attractive and I didn't start until college. Just don't be a fat mouth breathing nerd and treat women like people. Works for me anyway.

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>>684321410
I just learned to stop giving a shit.
Who cares if she says no? It's not a big deal, move on to someone else.
Also, I'm a legitimately incredibly caring and kind person... Girls fall for me really easily. I play guitar, look good, and am confident. I'm also fairly intelligent (although it took me forever to actually accept that) and because of that I'm able to be very in-the-moment, and am able to figure out what to say and am able to tell good jokes and stories that, again, girls apparently find attractive.

Also, when I go out with a girl... My goal literally isn't to fuck her, so she doesn't feel aggressed. I just make her feel so comfortable around me that she's the one that wants to do it. I never ask first. I don't have to.

This isn't me sucking my own dick, just trying to give insight. Almost anyone else can do the same, just be legitimately nice (not as as means to an end- just be nice to EVERYONE ALL THE TIME even if they have nothing to give you) and you'll reave pussy

>>684310294
Like 30 pussies and 50 mouths

i guess about 12 or so. i don't really remember.

>>684310661

A heifer doesn't count so your only at 1

>>684316551
16 & 21 black?

>>684321770
thats what i've figured. i bought a fleshlight and i've practiced rhythm and stamina in various postions. Not to hard it seems. Still have no fucking idea how to makeout since most how to's for it are all extremely vague.

>>684321650
I've been told I'm like a 6. But I'm starting to bald pretty fast so I imagine that will drop down to a 5. I'm kinda skinny. 150 lb, 5'10

>>684314966
We're the pros not girls?

One, and I'm actually happy with it, I love my girl, sex is great

>>684321917
>just be legitimately nice
This is so true. The notion that girls want guys to be mean to them doesn't last past the teenage years. After 20 or so they get confidence and want to be treated with respect. As far as letting them decide to fuck me, I'll generally give them a small touch on their hip or torso very casually to let them know I'm open. But you're right. It's not some chase. It's easier to proactively work on yourself so that you're better in every way. Think "pull" instead of "push" when you're around girls. Let them WANT to be around you. This, combined with confidence, is what women find attractive. "Nice guys finish last" is bullshit. Those nice guys simply don't have the confidence.

Does it count if 2-3 of those were fatties?
and I mean real fatties like heifers, landwhales.

Had a couple of those that had the tightest pussies.
would fuck them bareback all the time one I even kept cumming in sometimes.

Don't knock the fatties, they can come in handy sometimes