why are you running a sex slave operation YOU FUCKING SANDNIGGER!?

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>>684253599
First, I'm a saxon Dutchman.
Second, the goats only need to breed once.

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Fat goat bump

bamp

would goats an sheep ever have sex together?

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>>684255282


A male goat will try to fuck anything that looks like a goat.
I've never seen it happen, though hybrids do exist.

Have you seen Gary the Goat Youtube channel? Any thoughts?

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>>684255780
No I have not.
What's it about?
Pls provide an abridged version.

>>684256010
A comedian in Australia drives around with this goat named Gary and they have funny interactions with other animals and people. And Kevin the goat is a cunt.

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>>684256228
Sounds somewhat funny.
Witching "THE MOST WELL HUNG ANIMAL IN AUSTRALIA" right now.

>>684253454
Why are goats so cute, don't hurt them plz

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>>684256445
I "hurt" my animals when it's needed.
But always supply them with an anesthetic.

I don't know why they're so cute, maybe it's the chronic confusion they're suffering?
Here's some kids.
2 hours old.

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>>684256445
or maybe it's the "stoned look"?

How do you begin the journey of becoming a goat farmer?

>>684253454
Ever had to chase away horny Muslims from molesting your goats?

>>684253454

Was Black Philip really the devil?

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>>684257154

Have a dad who has a pigfarm.
Have swine flu happen.
Buy 600 goats.
Breed 1200 more.
>Pro goatfarmer.

>>684257182
No, but i have shot a Moroccan guy once.
That's technically a muslim, right?

>>684257231
What is a Black philip?

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>>684257154
>>684257460

tl;dr Be born with silver spoon in ass.

>>684256914
WHY DOS IT LOOK LIKE BRED !?!?!

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>>684257587
The kids?
Or the floor?

>>684257655
THE KIDS !?!?

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>>684257735
They're fluffy because they just drank.
Al the energy of the body is used to processes the food, so they get cold.

>>684256228
i just watched a few episodes.kevin is a fucking cunt

>>684257908
Are some of your goats particulary intelligent ?

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>>684259209
Well, there is one particular goat whom has "Hacked the system".
I own a "rapid exit" Milking configuration.
When the fence lifts, powerfeed is released.
This goat climbs up the side and "steals" some powerfeed before the fence is completely lowered.

Pic related, Its the goat on top of the other goat.

>>684259578
Hah. Do you give them names sometimes ? Or get attached to a few in particular ?

Do they ever go outside? The local goats here just basically live in the forest and come inside for the winter, your place seems kinda crowded >_>

>>684253454
is it true that goatpussy are even stinky than a nigger- and muslimpussy?

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>>684259848

Yes.
Somewhat less than 100 goats have a name.
And i have a favorite goat.
"Vlekkie" it roughly translates to "spot" (pic related)
The goat to the left is called "evee". (Has a white "V" on her head.)
Mostly colored goats, and goats with peculiar behavior, or goats with receive a name.
The other have a number.
It's really hard to think of 1800 names, and track them all.

>>684260332
Is it tiring work ? Are you happy with it ?

Is it hard to let them go?

>>684253454
i've been looking for hires goat images, thanks op

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>>684260332
Never smelled a (sand)niggerpussy.
But goat(cunt) smells bad.

>>684260284
Currently not.
The gouv. won't let me buy more land.
As soon as I have permission they will be able to graze freely in the spring and summer.

>>684260515
it's tiring but really rewarding.
But i'm my own boss, so, I can get away with things a normal employee could only dream of.

>>684260610
Yes.

>>684260619
np, will suplly moar wiht each answered question.

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>How bad does it smell there?

>Do goats attack or cannibalize each other? Are there any particularity violent goats that are assholes?

>How many people work with you on your goat farm?

>If you're comfortable, how much money do you pull in from this operation?

>Are you happy?

Just starting my own goat farm. Do you just produce dairy?

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>>684261120
Think ammonia, but you get used to the smell in a couple of hours

My goats do not cannibalize.
All my male goats are assholes once in their lifetime.
But then i teach them not to fuck with me.

I currently have 2 employees

Think about 120k a year, but i still have a big debt from the early years.

Verry happy.

>>684261136
Yes, but I also have some private income on the side.

>>684253454
Do the goats resist when you try to have sex with them?

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>>684260284
Oh forgot to tell.
"Vlekkie"kept escaping, she even stood in my living room one day!
Now I take her on a daily walk, and she's a good goat now.

Pic. related

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>>684261716
Don't know, never tried.

Goats stop producing mil when you induce stress.
The milk is my bread and butter, Fucking with that will result in a cumsandwich.
I don't think i like cumsandwiches...

>>684261918
*milk

have you ever been invited into the goat tower?

>>684253454
Hey OP! Awesome to see another farmer here, thought about making a thread like this from time to time.
Allthough im not a farmer myselfy, i work on a farm as a form of therapy and rehab (i live in switzerland). The hard Work and the Animals really helped me and i enjoy every bit of it, thank you for contributing to society in the way you're doing, awesome!
We have 80 cows, 50 pigs, 8 horses, 10 chickens and about 40~ rabbits.

Why isn't goat milk more popular in the us?

>>684261749
Nice :)

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>>684262261
Sadly never.
Will construct own ASAP.

>>684262303
Nice. keep up the good work!

>>684262389
Goatmilk isn't even popular here in The Netherlands. but goatmilk is expensive.
They make Formula powder(milk for baby's) from it.
Chinese had a scandal 4/5 years ago.
That's when the price for goatmilk skyrocketed.
Been making major profit since.
I am glad i'm finally able to pay off my debt.

>>684253454
IS THIS A FACTORY FARM?

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>>684262303
I have been thinking about taking part in a project as such, but it would conflict with my own habits.

>>684262773
Anon you sound like a humble man. I'm glad things are working out for you. You deserve all the best. Best wishes from Brooklyn NY

>>684253454
how did you start
for how long are you in the business
you started on your own or with family/friends
what was the amount of money invested at first
did you ever invest on stock?

>>684263004
What part of the world are you from?

And caught yesterday's thread a bit, good breads OP.

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>>684262977
As you see, I use animals to produce milk, not machines.

>>684263007
Thx anon, have a great day.
And pictures of goats, bitches love goats

>>684263205
Do goats love music ?