>>684066485
>Be bread
>Try to become toast because you're bread
>You Are Bread

>>684066999
Goat simulator

>3d
>2d
>puzzle platformer
>made by a pretensions cunt

>>684067746
Fez

>>684066999
Nice get

Also, Battlefield?

Battling toads

>>684067746
Depression Quest

>get real gun from coatcheck
>follow workman with toolbox to bathroom
>make way backstage, swap gun
>bomb on lights upstairs, detonate when opportune
>revisit bathroom on way out

>>684067836
Right, despite the error.

>>684068097
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat?

>>684068097
DCS world?

>Italian plumber guy
>no toilets though?
>jump into painting
>a whole new world.mp4
>get star
>I don't know how much easier I could make this

>>684068097
Hitman? Hotline Miami?

>try to an hero
>woah three heads
>titties
>go on an adventure on some assholes back
>kill your brother

>>684066485
>war against monsters
>fail
>get nakama
>war again
>win

>>684068481
Make it harder next time.

Mario 64

>SHAUN!

>>684068481
Omarion 40 oz

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>>684066485
MGS4

>be a royal
>overthrow brother
>save the kingdom by being a jew

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> be imaginative boy
> mom is bible thumper
> play pretend in toy box to escape
> mfw I die in box

>change filter
>forgive comrade

> Batman
> Attacking ants
> Terrorists
> Tornado Alley
> Lizardman wizard
> End game
> Friend is fag
> I know you know this
> Everyone is happy
> Laketown of Hobbit
> Distinction

> 2

>Turn shitty starting pistol into op silenced rifle
>keep calm in the library

>>684068842
Binding o' Isaac

>>684068694
Heavy rain

>>684068774
Fable 3?

>>684068860
Metro?

>>684068842
isaac blah blah

>>684068885
Battlefield2: Modern Combat

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>>684068710
Fallout 4.

>>684068860
>>684068885
Are these both Metro?

>stay in bed motherfucker
>get some weapons
>oh shit im too late
>go see an old fart
>dick around 3 times
>dick around 7 more times
>dick around one last time
>oh fuck piggy man
>no longer a newfag

>When is dad coming back?
>I can't breathe.
>Start seeing spiders and pills.
>Am kill.

>>684068997
>>684069064
yes and yes

>eat crab
>done

>>684068968
nope

>explosion
>follow clown into sewer
>show soiled tissue to everyone

>>684066999
Battlefield 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>684069127
LoZ:LTTP

>>684069130
Binding of Isaac. Again?

>>684068842
Binding of isaac

>>684068097
def Blood Money

>oh look a jail
>oh look a richfag
>oh look destiny
>oh look white nigger
>oh look biggest fan
>oh look im useless hit

>>684069216
Crab 2: Modern Crustacean

>>684069333
Ding

>>684069377
Yep

>doureya

>You and buddy fight in war
>Can choose your own path
>buddy always hates war
>fight a sword
>buddy betrays you
>fight a giant eagle
>fight terrorists
>buddy is main baddy
>fight him, win, disappear into history
>story told by people who fought you
>spanish guitar

>Just detatch the goddamn modules if they're gonna break so much.
>Look like this week we'll be eating Bob.
>I don't even like Mars that much.

>>684069127
Zelda

>>684069423
Elder Scrolls?

>walk
>walk
>walk
>jump from balcony

>>684068533
God of war?

>awake
>everything you know is gone once out
>find pet
>keep pet so he kill
>go to town
>find people
>help people with special stuff
>leave
>go to bigger town
>get help
>move
>find relative
>either kill with other people or save
>end
>continue playing game for 200000 r's

> fight a bald guy
> fight a black guy
> fight a gay old muscley guy
> fight two bald guys

>>684069522
Yes but which?

>>684069423
Oblivion

>be furry, furries, furries everywhere
>be accused of stealing a mighty artifact
>look for it
>find out why everyone is furry

>>684069351
Sorry. By the time I refreshed someone else had posted one of it.

>>684069634
Yep

>>684069596
Michael Jordan's Punch Out

>wife and son slain
>get killed too
>o shit im back
>stronger than ever
>avenge family by slaying every black blooded creature you can find

>>684069580
Fallout

>>684069596
Punchout

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>>684069580
Fallout 4.

>>684066999
I am bread

>>684069753
close!

>Wear green
>Travel through time
>Retrieve 3 triangles

Hint: NOT a LoZ game

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>>684069765
Shadow of Mordor. Great game. :)

>escape from ghosts
>eat

>Dad raised bro as sis
>kicked out other bro
>banished half sis
>bailed with husband
>dad sets himself on fire
>brosis has run of the house

>>684069765
Kratos

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>>684069975 Circle Guy?

>Family killed
>constantly look like you have to fart

>asthmatic walking simulator
>ur machine is still not good enough
>only game playable at 20fps
>either u dont play it or you spend hundreds of hours (no middle ground)

>>684066485
You can be brit alien mercenaries, a bitch with powers, or king kong
And I'm about to install this shit again cause this game is so fucking based
If you know what this is, you're my nigga

>>684069570
Yeah

>>684069934
Damn right.

>>684070129
Rust.

>>684070233
No

Just two lines.
> Took forever to come out
> Huge fucking disappointment

> chick removes her crown
> chick goes crazy
> chick finds out her mom was into beastiality
> chick ends up staying in a burned out village and not joining the epic battle, cuz I hate needles

>>684069664
Mm, dust?

>>684070313
Duke Nukem Forever

>start tutorial

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>>684070276

>>684070313
Duke Nukem Forever?

>>684068873
King Gizzard 2

>i die everytym <3

>>684066485
Mgs4? No one got this yet? Didnt read thread

>>684070129
DayZ

>One guy came in and asked what a passport was. Can you believe these fucking inmigrants?

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>my brother is an asshole that wants my macguffin
>brother raises tower
>fight brother at top of tower
>brother takes my macguffin
>fight brother at the bottom of the tower
>macguffin gets stolen by some fool
>fight fool above tower
>get back macguffin
>fight brother
>win the day

I put way too many hours into this game, /b/ros.

>be rich white college boy
>take vacation to tropical island with girlfriend and other college-fags
>piss off local drug dealer and kill some natives.
>ditch white gf for native pussy
>native bitch is crazy and stabs you.

>be guy
>something go wrong
>go somewhere strange
>sleep
>wake up
>go to big town
>fight bad peps
>beat big baddie
>wait

>>684070399
Yep

>>684070362
eve

>>684070371
:) made me chuckle, thats matt leblanc right?

>>684067746
The witness?

>>684070098
max payne

>>684070428
Far cry 3

>>684070357
>>684070386
Ding ding a winner is yous

>>684070428
Farcry3. Too easy m8

>7 hour war
>no sex

>You're dead
>Just kidding
>Old Whore fights The Thing
>Old Whore is dead
>Just kidding
>Travel around looking for other old cunts
>Amputee
>Blind Bitch
>Walking Carpet
>Robots
>Turns out Old Whore was bad all along
>Fight Old Whore and The Thing
>End

>best modern time travel game
>still fucks up own time travel rules

>>684070362
MineMan 3000

> brother punches your girlfriend in the stomach and then takes her away to rape her
> fight a bunch of 7 foot tall baby looking things

>fall underground
>kill everyone unless you are a fag
>999999999999999999

>>684070428
FarCry 3

>>684070555
Gorgeous Freeman II

>>684069510
Ksp?

>>684070392
>>i die everytym <3
Every game you ever play you casual.

Ok two words only.
> Cat silencer

>>684070719
Postal

>>684070555
>7 hour war
Pls nigga, no need to have a PhD from MIT to know what game it is

>tfw poke my head out of the gutter for one freaking second...

>>684070708
No. This game has dice init.

>Don't call me sherley
>knife guy in bathroom
>throw fash grenade
>shoot guys
>go left, shoot more guys
>continue upstairs, killing guys
>last guy has hostage
>shoot his face
>do this in under a minute

>>684069994
DarkSouls?

>>684070817
COD 4?

>>684070396
oh fuck, eggs. sonny. fucking sunny side up cooking shit surrealism. the eggs threw me off hard.

>>684070483
I think so. I got it from Friends. I was watching with my girlfriend and wanted to pause it for a second. When I came back from the restroom I realized I had paused at the perfect moment. So I took a screenshot. .

>>684070423
Sup /tg/.

>It was Gary the whole time

>>684070681
Supery Meaty Boy

>>684070762
Vicey City

>>684070423
i didn't finish it... but Devil May Cry 3?

>>684070932
You struck gold friend

>>684070972
Pokémon Gen 1?

>>684069765
Painkiller

>>684070817
Modern Warfare

>>684070683
Understale

>Bruce Willis was dead the whole time in The 6th Sense
>fuck you

>>684068481
Luigi's mansion?

trying again
>best modern time travel game
>still fucks up own time travel rules in opening
>main character needs to eat
>whats mouth sync?

>>684070327
Nope.
>old adventure game
>you're a fox

>>684070642
chronotrigger

>Want to fuck everything that moves
>Secretly want to be penetrated myself
>lol wtf am I even doing here, she's dead

>>684067746
Paper Mario

>>684070869
>>684071074
GG. I'm a little too obvious.

>>684071057
nope

>>684070843
yep

>fun referential action platformer with crappy camera
>"they play rough, start giving me the business"
>Americans will never know how shitty their voice actor was.

>>684070428
Far Cry 3

>>684070517
yep

>>684071206
no, use this
>>684071187

>>684070683
>IT FILLS YOU WITH DETERMINATION

>>684069216
farcry 4

>Watch family die
>Gets killed
>Come back
>Track down and kill the people who killed your family

>game about dude who makes games
>jk it's about life and shit

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>>684071004
>>684071004

Good call, bruh.

>>684071035
I hate Friends.

>>684071336
Beginners guide. Ez

>>684069556
The sequel to Gravity Bone, something like "The Thirty Flights of Love" or something.

>>684071336
Game Dev Tycoon
EZ

>I might have been him
>It might not have not have been any of these people
>It defiantly wasn't this guy
>Actually it was that guy
>you fucked up

>>684066485
>newfag on surreal pathway, weird weapons
>newfag fights giant shadow, turns out a dream
>newfag's island attacked
>newfag get another wierd weapon
>newfah travels worlds with autists, sealing shit
>newfag gets to the end of the end
>newfag finds big fucking door
>newfag, close the fucking thing already
>newfag still a newfag
>win

>>684071293
yes

>>684071288
>>684071101
yes

>>684071409
no

>>684071459
Bioshock

>>684070638
Final Fantasy X?

>>684071469
>>684071469

Kingdom Hearts

>"No, no, no, that's not how it happened"

>shit they stole our black guy
>get the kid and the sexy bitch and let's kick ass
>sometimes fight ultimate warrior (kinda)
>beat final boss scarface wannabe
>listen to the best ending credits tune EVER.

>>684071469
Kingdom hearts.

>>684071406
Good job, anon. You win today.

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>>684066485
>disco lizard kills my wife
>obession with the color brown
>gotta pull rocks an sheit
>dad tries to control me
>friggin yolo
>smoochy time

>wake up in space on a spaceship
>you have no goal in life
>everyday you mine and shoot people

>>684066485
Metal Gear Solid 4

>badass
>hide and seek
>people die
>jail
>break out of jail
>kill some people
>bad end

>>684071469
idk, one of the kingdom hearts games. fuck that series.

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>>684070972
that's a funny way to describe DK64

>>684071654
EVE online obviously

>>684070400
Papers Pls

>>684071654
>>684071654

We already had EVE.

>>684070400
Papers Please. Ez

>>684071703
Dishonored

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>>684071649

>be guy
>something go wrong
>go somewhere strange
>sleep
>wake up
>go to big town
>fight bad peps
>beat big baddie
>wait

>>684071772
Good job faggot

>"If Liam wanted us dead, we would be dead."

>>684071809
Actually played the hide and seek? Gj anon

>>684070130
Shit man, if you are gonna talk a game up like that you at least gotta tell us what it is if no one is guessing.

>Furry
>Tits
>Will never be completed

Can't decide who to fuck: this cute elf girl, this cute elf ex-slave or this depressed wizard. Kinda disappointed that you can't fuck this dwarf bro. Some magic, templars etc.

>Steal shit
>Steal shit from the dead
>Steal shit from christfags
>Get you eye stolen
>Kill a god

>wake up
>get gun
>kill shit
>get better gun
>get cry
>kill thing
>dragons
>rabbits
>magic
>robots
>freeware

hardmode

>>684071983
Dead Space 2?

>>684069459
Legend of Zelda my guyser

> wake up in the morning
> feel like p-diddy
> brush teeth with a bottle of jack
> don't stop make it pop dj blow the speakers up tonight gonna fight till we see the sunlight

>>684071547
>>684071581
>>684071738

Yup

>Start in trainstation.
>Take pills.
>Kill people with birds.
>Steal from communists.
>Take pills again.
>Go to china town.
>Poison a guy for his Kidney.
>Take pills again again.
>Go on Vacation.

:^)

>>684071976
dragon age 2

>be green robotman
>sexy blue partner
>kill ayylmaos
>teabagging

>>684071976
dragon age

>only good game in series
>fucking back stabbed
>#orphanlife
>tinfoil hat ending

>JENSEN, I told you not to shit in my sandwiches!
>sneak that shit
>realize your stealth shit is useless against bosses
>restart game as death dealer.

>thick accent
>can shoot money
>saved by a nigga when kid
>dont listen to pipe for too long

>>684071927
Every time

>>684071893
RE:4 NIGGER

>>684072058
Nope

>masks
>russians
>animals

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>>684066485
>Vaguely brown people
> grappling hook and curb stomp breaks game

>>684072128
Halo; Combat Evolved

>>684072128
That darn Halo gam

>>684072128
Halo 1-4

>12 year old Russians have fucked your mother

>>684070642
Blinx 2

>>684072155
Deus Ex Pritchards Revenge

>>684072065
...Ke$ha

>>684070129
No more 20fps with 0.60 experimental, they actually managed to fix that shit.

Runs smooth as shit now, too bad the servers are worse than shit and the game doesn't actually have any content.

>>684069459
>>684069459

I'm calling Tekken. Specifically Tekken 2 because that's when I first noticed Kazuya saying it. lol

>collect hats

>>684072128
Halo

>Start with wagon
>build a village
>build houses and barrack
>send explorer out, build army
>"every moment I live is in agony"

>>684072210
Hotline Miami, my friend.

>>684072225
Dying Light

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>>684072276
CS:GO

>>684072287
Damn good job, didn't think anyone was gonna get that one

>>684072225
>>684072225

Just Cause. Too easy.

>island
>become slave for felines in a show
>escape
>pants

>>684070130
Motherfucking Giants: Citizen Kabuto

>>684071572
Streets of Rage 2 my nigga!

>pick one of 21 characters
>play some random objective
>see thicc oriental bitch with a blue gun
>starts spitting out gook sounds
>can't move
>instantly dies

Tip:
>Xdddddd nerf the fukkin turret-man

>>684072278
Nope
>main character needs to eat
>fuck mouth syncing

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>>684072276
CSGO/Dota

>>684072276
Cyka Strike: Russian Offensive.

>>684072315
That Quake mod that got a Crap sequel.

>>684072315
Try harder faggot it's tf2

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>>684071649
extra bonus clue
>stupid bugs eatin' my meth

>>684072397
Battle Block Theatre

>>684072315
Overwatch's Future

>>684072420
Fuck Bastion

>in prison
>you're innocent
>shit gets wacky
>kill fucked up monsters
>wtfishappening

>>684071459
Heavy Rain

>college fags
>winter
>spooky cabin in forest
>sex tape
>oh shit, demons
>help is coming
>everyone dies

>>684072280
lol, yea.

>>684066485
>planet full of hell
>you're a fucking marine
>kill everything in sight
>repeat endlessly

>Fight the metroids

>>684071983
Thief?

>fight filthy terrorists and fascists all day
>finally push them off a single island
>two hours later, they're back

>>684072441
I've never seen this level of faggotry before

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>>684066485
speaking of eggs do you think that 404 girl gets embarrased when she poops out eggs in front of mario sorry if this ofends anyone but I thought it was a pretty funny thing haha. And I would like to know if any of you guys have any pics of 404 girl pooing an egg while she looks nervous or embrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha i'm just curios for laughs haha i would like to smell them haha

>>684072482
Correct

>>684072522
The suffering?

>4 kids
>aliens
>scary final boss

>>684072408
Yep, too easy!?

>be slav
>wear tracksuit
>kill slavs and guidos
>go on recreational outings with cousin

>Is sequel
>Wake up in train
>Eastern Yurop
>Overthrow the tzar

>>684072522
The Suffering?
Need to actually finish that someday

>>684066485

>Friend is a furry
>Collect eggs and atoms
>Get a bird friend
>Colors make you strong

>>684072636
Father

>>684072660
GTA IV

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>>684072492

Skins*

>>684071858
half-life

>>684072561
Doom