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Sup /b/ , prove to me you have a better life then me. >18
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Sup /b/ , prove to me you have a better life then me.
>18 making about $14 an hour.
>Go to Baruch college for free.
>4.0 Gpa
>2 years w banging hot girlfriend.
>Played varsity for 4 years straight on Basketball, Bowling, Baseball and wrestling. Team captain in all.
>6"1, 170 pounds, super fucking ripped
>Part of student government, moot court and mock trial teams.
>Probably can fuck your bitch if i wanted to, but you probably dont have one.
>Knocked a guy out because he looked at my girlfriend.
>Probably could go on but dont want to upset you fags

WTF ARE YOU DOING /b/?
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>>684040697
I'm not you! Thats all the proof anyone needs.
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>>684040697
No one gives a fuck.
You don't have to prove your masculinity on the internet, let alone, 4chan.
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>>684040697

The mere existence of this post is all the evidence I need that my life is better than yours
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>>684040697
Your life seems like shit.
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>>684040697
Humility man, learn that shit.
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>>684041385
>>684041574
>>684041688
Op here, its okay to be jealous. Just want you to know that youre missing out!
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>>684041954
Op here, youre right man, i just want to encourage you guys to live better. Im happy and i just want you guys to be as well too.
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Kill yourself faggot, why can't you just be happy with what you have without having the need to brag about it to others?

>because it's not true
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>Knocked a guy out because he looked at my girlfriend.
So you have a uncontrollable violent temper and emotional control issues. Not to mention the self loathing and fear of failure that pushes you to take part in so many activities without actually stopping to enjoy any of them.
Sounds great
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>>684040697
>I don't brag about my fantasy of a perfect life that I will never have
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>>684042365
No you don't, you're just an asshole. If you really cared you would have just started a thread asking what everyone's lives are like and how happy they are with it
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>>684040697
*bowling*
>knocked a guy out because he looked at girlfriend
so shes cheated and youre insecure

all of this is lies regardless but come on, atleast brag about something worthwhile
6'1 170 is lanklet status
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Lol, I stopped at $14 an hour. Are you fucking kidding me son? Keep that swagger and harness it as you get older. Right now you are young and full of yourself but trust me when I tell you that you ain't shit..lol. Ex. I have an Amazon business and my net imcome is 3k per day. Oh, and I also oown a supplement company outside of that which brought me over 600k last year. Wife is Colombian and you can bet your little girl doesn't compare. Good luck in life...
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Better is this: anesthesiologist, $420k/year, smoking hot wife, two kids, Audi S7, big dick.
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>>684042435
IT is true /b/ro, just want to encourage you all to be the best person you can be! My intentions are pure, but i guess action not right.
I came from a shit family and working hard gets you place /b/ro
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>>684042719
Agreed. Op learned the value of introspective thought in 5 seconds.
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>>684042719
you right /b/ro, i regret my actions.
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>>684040697

>20 making 6 figures at internship
>go to an actual good uni that costs money
>will pay off all loans before graduation
>no gf because im not a cuck

How mad are you
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>>684040697

>6"1
>170 pounds
>super fucking ripped
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>>684040697

>Baruch college

never heard of it

>4.0 Gpa

in what major?
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>>684040697
any nudes of gf?
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>>684040697
3 winter sports at once? Must have been quite difficult
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>>684043151
not mad /b/ro, im happy for you! Im happy for myself as well.
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Op, could you duck my girl? She's on left.
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>>684040697
How good at wrestling? Bet I'd pin your ass and fuck your girlfriend
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Gais, give him a break. He was team captain of his bowling team!
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>>684043467
Meant to say fuck
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>>684042845

The S7 suggests your wife owns your testicles, get an R8 instead like a man
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>>684043289
not a cuck /b/ro
>>684043370
not really man, bowling is fall.
My basketball practices were early and my wrestling was late.
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>>684043667
Daaaaamn, pwned!
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>>684042845
>>684043667
agreed anon
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>>684040697
not attacking someone simply because they glanced in my girlfriends direction. what are you a nigger?
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>>684043729
Im dying of laughter i know the guy on the left
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>>684043957
It wasnt like that bro, he was staring. Then i confronted him and he was being a dick so i had to do what i had to do.
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>>684043615
Here's another of her
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>>684043484
haha you wish, but hmmm i lost 5 times in my 4 years. Starter every match. fastest pin probably around 25 secs
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>>684044294
not my type /b/ro, sorry
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>>684043182
that guys probably 140
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>>684040697
>19
>High school dropout
>practiced boxing
>got kicked out of the gym for giving a kidney blower to an sparing mate for not fighting seriously
>been single for ever
>6''0, 200 pounds
>Unemployed
>anger issues
>could probably kill you in a fight
>I'm in probation for punching the he'll out of a costumer in Carl's Jr
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>>684042809
>Keep that swagger
>Keep
>That
>Swagger
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>>684042774
"worthwhile"... Its my life, i dont need to lie
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>>684040697
because I don't need to justify my life to strangers on the internet :^)
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>>684044693
Op here, damn anon... Hope things turn around for you. Go get that GED or something man. Plus keep practicing boxing /b/r, its a good outlet for your anger man. But that ass hole deserved a kidney blow, training is not a joke.
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>>684040697
>prove to me you have a better life then me.
I know the difference in then and than - I win!
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>>684045293
sometimes greatness deserves to be shared, op is godly. I wish i could be more like him to be honest....
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>>684045602
op defeated
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>>684040697

I design mansions, then live in them
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ok die thread
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>>684044450
Lost 5 times? Doubt it. You wouldn't be at some unknown college. I was a state champion, I fucking destroy cocky fucks like you.
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>>684044552
>>684044552
But you could if you wanted to?
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>>684040697
Major?
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OP would you fuck my gf? It'd probably be easy for you..
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I'm 25, firefighter and I make 100K/year.

No girlfriend, just a ton of woman begging to fuck me.
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>>684046607
wrestling was fun but not something i really wanted to continue. but congrats to you anon! *applause*
My favorite thing was warm up as soon as we get the mats ready, cool down by walking around back and forth with a straight face, Not talking to anybody. Fags would get intimdated
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>>684047034
Damnnnnn 100k a year!? youst spend all your free time doing overtime
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>>684046961
wtf is with these bad quality pics you cuck
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>>684046767
nah man
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>>684047262
7 years on the job. I do pick up a few shifts here and there.
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>>684045602
Came here to say this.
Noice
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>>684040697
Hahaha. How lame! Me-32, $168K a year, masters from private college (won't name drop), the best most amazing wife with a kickass body that would put yours best thoughts to shame, chill in /b/ to laugh once we all realize schools out for you fucks. Oldfag here!
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>>684047419
Why not?
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>>684047105
Meh I believe you. I respect other wrestlers. Losing 5 times in high school without multiple state titles doesn't sound right though.
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>>684047833
get out of here cuck.
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>>684047552
op here, remember im 18 at the moment, goals bro. Good for you
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>>684040697
Nice b8 m8 i'de r8 faggot/8
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>>684040697

i'm making 8.25 and hour i'm 34 single and i don't have a car. wait what am i arguing about again?
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>>684048045
1st two years was mostly training so i only played a handful of matches during my first two years. which i only lost once, coach didnt trust me though.
3rd and fourth year, two losses each.
3rd year lost three in play offs.
4th lost once :'( cost my team the game
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>>684048543
op here, im sorry things are like this for you, prayers go out to you man. Youll get through this.
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