ITT we all live in the same house
>>684003210
whos milk is this? mind if i have some
>>684003428
that is sarah's breast milk go right ahead
Who is in the bathroom I really have to take a shit.
>>684003524
kek in that case
>>684003641
its dave, i think hes taking a crap dude
>>684003644
You degenerate that is my grandmother!
>>684003730
Well shit.
HEY FAGS! I'M TORRENTING HERE, BUT IT'S QUICK! IT WAS SEEDED A TON!
I'm ordering pizza tonight, anybody want to order Papa John's with me?
>>684004214
WHAT ARE YOU DOING I HEARD THE FBI WILL GET YA IF YOU DO THAT!
fuck
>>684004417
god damn it
>>684004331
Sure, can you pay for me? I promise I will return a favor.
>>684004417
oh shit sry thats the neighbors house
>>684004412
IT'S FINE!
I accidentally the copy machine /b/ros
>>684004331
Sure do they have sausage?
it's dat boi
>>684004591
(forgot this part)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF WEAPONS THAT WE CAN FIGHT THEM WITH!
Whoever has their food in the microwave it's been ready for 3 hours now can I please heat up my coffee
i call dibs
>>684004791
Yes.
>reheats the food
>>684004591
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY IN THE MOVIES BEFORE THEY GET GUNNED DOWN!
Hey guys wanna help me dig fo a inground pool out back?
Who let Shaniqua in?
>>684004933
NO!
>>684004951
I got the concrete but i aint diggin.
>>684004791
Oh shit sorry
Who's Icey Hot is this?
>>684005020
not me
how are we all gonna fit in this nigger?
>>684005235
basement
>>684005020
Me.
>kicks her out
>>684005061
Dude the extinguisher was under the sink. We talked about it last house meeting. Were you there?
Dinner is served
>>684004639
If you're gonna spill spaghetti go to r9k
>>684003210
This is my house now!
>nine elevens all over the carpet
>>684005356
uhhhhh yea?
Hey guys, can one of you look after this for me while I head out to the shop?
>>684004951
I got blow up toys for the pool. Well this blow up sheep counts, its anatomical.
>>684004639
Clean that shit up before it attracts fluffy ponies man
pockets out niggers
>>684004933
THE TORRENT'S DONE, I THINK WE'RE SAFE!
GUYS I HAVE LAG I'M RESTARTING THE ROUTER
>>684005617
I got a cent, three breadcrumbs an hal a button
Flat meeting starts in 10 minutes
>>684003210
uhh, our ip is kinda... banned. Sorry /b/ros :P
If I find more pubes in the soap, I'm going to kill some cunt.
Wait, these are ginger. I didn't think any gingers lived here.
>>684005409
what is this?
>>684005474
You just had someone answer for you at roll call again didnt you.
>>684005705
THE TORRENT CAUSED LAG! IT'S DONE!
>>684005618
WE BETTER BE
hey can i jack off somewhere
>>684005980
in the streets
who used all the fucking lube?
>>684004813
bro thats my bed, you really wanna sleep in my cum, even after it was in your mom's pussy?
>>684006058
sorry
>>684005617
Do you take extestential security as payment. Also what is your definition of security.
>>684006058
Well i got sum Icey Hot
>>684005617
got a buck
>>684006170
Can I have some i'm all sore.
>>684005830
Is ok use my laptop. Hotspot enabled.
I think the dog needs to take a shit
FAGETS STOP USING THE INTERNET I CANT PLAY CS:GO
>>684005831
Sorry i dye my pubes wild colors. Next week purpe!
Can someone open the door please, someone's been ringing for 5 minutes. I'm on the shitter I can't do it.
>>684006297
Okay...
But let me use some as lube to fuck my blowup doll
>>684005409
Source?
>>684005409
sauce
>>684005884
No so just stop asking, okay?
>>684006339
Punt that fucker.
Roll call for the flat meeting
>>684003428
>>684003524
>>684003730
>>684003210
>>684006396
FUCK YOUR SHITTY GAME I'LL DOWNLOAD A GAME THAT USES ONE TERABYTE
>>684004951
I got some shovels and a sythe. The sythe is mine. I will contribute the tools but no toil, as i have no muscle to speak of.
can i eat that?
HOLY SHIT THEY ARE COMING EVERYONE ACT QUICK!
>>684007181
how old is it?
Um whos goat is that with the four horns in the parlor? Is the santeria guy making dinner tonight?
>>684007201
its cool i just finished burying my HDD in the back yard
>>684007291
I don't know, I didn't brought this
>>684004914
Classic
Guys im going to the store later, anyone need anything?
>>684007181
Dude wrap your leftovers, primitive.
>>684007333
is that all?
>>684007557
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I took a shit on the new carpet we installed. Whoops
>>684007420
Need some peanut butter for lube
A new HDD
Some loli
And a jar of pickles
>>684007420
I want some Dindu Nuffins.
>>684007201
FUCK
GRAB A WEAPON, EVERYONE
>throws a bunch of weapons on the ground
Uncle Tommy and my sis entered to her room, now she's screaming. what's happening there?
>>684007396
Well no name written on it so it must be communal. Use the slowcooker man ill whip up a batch of rice. Get the Vietnamese chick in ere she knows how to spice that long pig meat.
>>684008089
Take a look.
>>684007994
thnx
guys i need anuses and volunteers
Could I borrow someone's laptop for a bit?
>>684007420
A roll of ductape and a single notebook.
>>684007778
Im not bringing niggers home for u again terri
>>684008426
Whats the pay mulemaster?
>>684008486
sure buddy
>>684008486
sure you can have mine as well
>>684008486
Ok but dont take the keyboard cover off.
>>684007994
WHO TOOK THE SCYTHE
YOU KNOW I WANTED IT
Did anyone see my cum rag?
>>684008663
Fuck you.
A burg, then.
>>684008426
I would have committed murder for those bags about 10 years ago when I was fucking up hard. This picture makes me feel urges I haven't felt in years.
>>684008948
me I am a really high level with it.
>>684009031
I think I washed it in the laundry with everyone's stuff.
>>684008948
>>684006977
Heh, now i have two.
Anyone gonna help with the inground pool?
>>684009031
Stop hiding my katana, faggot, and I'll give your cum rag back
>>684009031
it is right here, are you blind?
>>684009202
nope, it's still on the floor
>>684009417
he knows
nobody flush the toilet untill ive taken a picture of my perfect poo for my 4chan fag buddys
>>684009560
better be good or you are sleeping with the dogs.
>>684009560
I thought that was a chilidog
-randy
>>684009417
ah thanks bro, and my mushroom offspring is still alive.
>>684007201
I AM A TAXPAYING CITIZEN!
>>684007201
Speciest bastards.
>>684010047
>>684010143
Well they are here so quit your bitching nigger.
>>684005612
That was awful
>>684009683
it may be ruff in dog kennel but at least those bitches do it doggy style
Hey guys, mind if my gf spends the weekend here?
>>684010566
good luck faggot.
>>684010566
That joke is ruff to swallow.
>>684005617
Hey I gave you half a turkey sandwich last week and you said I didn't have to pay
ssseee
>>684010694
I dunno bobs got the DTs and has been acting rapey. Maybe wait a few days before bringing new people home.
>>684010740
>dat
it was a very paw joke
SOMEONE PASS THE GOD DAMNED CONTROLLER!!! I WANNA PLAY!!!!
>>684011053
wipe your hands faggot there is a napkin right there its brand new.
>>684010694
she can spend the night with me and the dogs as long as she knows how to play hide the bone
>>684010288
Bruh jus play the m.i.b theme song the whole time there here.
>>684011053
One of you sick fucks dot drunk and stuck your dick in the box last night.. I aint puttin my hands on that shit.
>>684011208
That dog wont hunt.
>>684011535
Are you talkin shit about my princess? I'm not afraid to get tough.
>>684008948
I TOOK ONE
HAVE IT
>gives him the scythe
Um guys, guys those brownies in the fridge. They were special, not because they had weed butter, which they did. But also because of the laxitive. Enjoy fuckers and leave my shit in the fridge with my name on it alone in the future. Or the double edged passive aggressive will continue.
>>684012219
I gave those to the old lady next door you sick fuck
>>684012092
I feel like this was a questionable decision.
>>684012448
Poor Ethel. Wait. Isint she hosting the girlscout troop this week? Oh no. No, no, no.
At least rapey Bob wont go to it now
>>684012723
Oh shit
Literally
ok fags i'm going to buy some boze, don't touch my gf.
>>684013326
So i can sit in the corner and stare at her autistically?
>>684013326
Fuks her in arse
>mfw
>>684013306
What have we wrought with our poorly upkept refrigerator lable honor system.
>>684013326
Oh i dont have to touch her.
Dont touch my waifu
Can anyone open the door? Lost my keys
>>684013839
>breathes heavily
>>684013897
>rape her
>kill her
>rape her corpse.
You got well meme'd my friend. Tips fedora.
>>684013978
Neo there is no door.
>>684014210
You ah... gonna eat that?
>>684013978
We did a door giveaway, there is no door.
>>684014210
Fuk off
>>684013978
Use the bathroom windo like eryone else foo.
>>684014336
Sure my friend. And don't forget, Dawkins is right.
>>684014222
Lolwut
>>684014222
How did you even leave? Ive been trying for weeks
>>684003210
GUYS THERE'S A FIRE IN THE BASEMENT
>>684014408
Come on, don't be such a party breaker.
Want a part of her corpse ? I mean, with onions.
>>684014222
Nice FUCKING trips I HATE YOU
>>684014651
Fuck. All my um... Friends were down there
WHO CUT OFF HIS DICK AND PUT IT ON MY CHAIR ?
>>684014656
No i cloned her millions of times
The real one is in my basement
>>684014514
Dawkins? Is that like Betty Crocker ? I like classic style recipies. Better not be some new age frou frou. Lemme just google that...
Um, guys? Some cops want to get in
>>684014975
But the basement is on fire!
Halp!!!!
>>684014651
The strong will live, the weak will die. We feast tonight.
>>684015042
Quick! Board up the windows!
>>684015042
>burns HDD in fire
>>684014975
Too bad she got aushwitzed then.
>>684015162
What a waste of good food, how sad.
>>684015162
Shit! Ummm... We need to save her!
>>684015042
Give them the goat and bob.
>>684015428
Use all the cum jars to put the fire out!
>>684015428
Too late my friend.
Can we sniff her ?
>>684015428
Good thing i fireproofed her
Thank god we have a new toilet
>>684015488
Yeah, ithink rapey bob would do alright in prison
>>684015242
Now see if you were out in the backyard digging the pool with me yall would be fine.
>>684015841
Use the pool to put it out you retard!
>>684015641
Poor man lives in a fantasy where his waifu wasn't burned to ashes.
You have to accept the truth and sniff the remains bruh.
ill be bringin some earth honies through
>>684015841
You might not want to be digging there...
>>684016016
Im trying to entice other people to dig. I just brought the concrete to make the thing.
Guys, bad news. Ive been brewing moonshing in a bathtub in the basement
>>684015934
Good thing it was a decoy!
*knock knock*
I got her!
She was in the attic wtf
Is someone there? I need to use your bathroom, it's an emergency
>>684016852
Were you a laxative brownie victim?
>>684016852
The toilet is in the basement
>>684016184
Ah reminds me of home, just before the government failed for the sixth time that decade. The blood of the local leader spread the street and houses of supporters and not ablaze while i watched the old men contemplate the flames of renewl. Housemates, we will rebuild, and be as magnificent as we ever were.
>>684017106
I bought a dryer to start with.
>>684017106
But we have no money! All our income came from selling waifus but they were all lost in the fire
>>684017106
Wait, where is my goat? Yay high, four horns?
>>684017443
whoops
>>684016830
I want to battle waifus
>>684017106
Um we can sell this crack i got shoved up my ass for supplies.
>>684017522
A single clone survived!
Where do we go from here friends
>>684017508
Sell the dryer ho for income. We must rebuild.
>>684005617
Well fortunatly my roch uncle who raped me just lost in court so im doing pretty good right now but only if you roll trips
>>684017888
>gets trips
>>684016852
>Hey sorry bout the wait man. I was blowing up in there. All yours buddy.
>>684017888
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
>>684017998
Wow. Hmm..guess ill pay rent. How much is it this month anyhow?
>>684017106
Guys i saw this desaster a mile off, were insured!!!! Yay!
>>684018222
Wtf seriously?
>>684018222
Nothing since you got trips again matey
>>684017888
Moo mofukr
>>684017998
One off
>>684018222
>>684017888
Apprently this is my night for gets.
So by the negation of the second i will never pay rent again instead.
>>684018470
Yeah? How about now?
>>684018574
Wow, helpfull.
>>684018656
Frick off lahey
Guys i found a new place for us to stay!
You're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots.
>>684003210
Some of us do live in the same places on Second Life. There's roughly a decent population of /b/ users on there. Depends what you're looking for.
>>684019546
Well with guns like that hunny. *titters*
>>684016625
Go away faggot.