>>683910269
That our current generation is fucked.

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>>683910269
>How does this make you feel?
Like looking at sexy Velma pics.

>>683910269
R34 on OP's pic anyone?

>>683910269
and Topcat taught us how to be niggers

Like and share if you agree xD

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>>683910394
MOAR

>>683910269
I have a simpler explanation
They're fucking cartoons

ID on orange sweater op?

>>683911338
Edgelord

>>683911491
I try

>flintstones
Man and talking dinosaurs walked the earth together

>jetsons
Once we fuck up the planet so badly that we need to live in the stratosphere, slave-robots do all our chores and we become useless sacks of shit

>yogi and smurfs
Objectivist and communist propaganda, respectively

>scooby doo
If your business is failing, put on a spooky mask and pray that no trust fund teenagers show up to further ruin your already shitty life

>>683911491
But that was not even edgy.

>>683910269
I cry every time

>>683910269
Jinkies, that is one sexy Velma

>>683911750
But cavemen and dinosaurs did walk the earth at the same time. They probably talked to each other too, until God destroyed the tower of Babel anyways

>>683912074
Do creationists also disavow linguistic evolution?
The Babel story is pretty clear that YHWH specifically crafted the language situation as it is today.

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>>683912074
The actual fuck b8

>>683912421
You evolutionists like to attribute everything to evolution. the Bible is pretty clear where it came from

>>683912888
>the Bible is pretty clear where it came from
Yet totally fails to provide even a single grain of evidence to support its claims.
Protip: The fuzzy feewing jeebers gives you in your tummy is not evidence.

Shut up and post more Velma.

>How does this make you feel?
The picture arouses me, and you should post more velma.

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>>683910394
>>683912474
>>683913155
Mother fuckin Jinkies!

>>683913264
But "science" has a ton of evidence to suggest that language "evolved". Just like birds " evolved" from dinosaurs. How gullible can you be to believe that crap?

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>>683910269
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and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
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>>683913677
"I'm too fucking retarded and misinformed to understand something therefor it's wrong" Yeah okay anon you have fun with that.

>>683913932
You have proved nothing and have provided no evidence to back up your claims, and have just resorted to name calling, how sad, Mr. Evolutionist.

>>683913677
>science" has a ton of evidence
That is why I believe in science and not the bible.

>>683914388
That line was sarcasm. Science doesn't have any evidence that suggests language "evolved".

>>683914193
I'm sorry but it's the people who believe in the bible who have to give evidence. Evolution is all but proven, those who don't believe it are choosing to be blind, now, give us evidence without relying on desert books that think the world is 6000 years e.

>>683914531
How about the simple fact of looking at books throughout the ages and seeing language develop into what we can recognize today?

>>683914572
Radiometric carbon dating of the dead sea scrolls clearly shows that they were from biblical times, since God created the universe 6000 years ago that means that the world is also 6000 years old. Check and mate evolutionist

>>683915130
Only someone stupid enough to believe in creationist theory would believe that your post is anything but weak b8.

>>683914684
And how is that evolution? Does my peanut butter jar evolve over time as it gets less and less full? Does my rock collection "evolve" as it collects dust? You evolutionists keep trying to redefine what evolution means and claim everything as hour own. You guys are like Muslims.

>>683915130
And radio carbon dating has also proven certain bones to be 30000 years old, and certain rocks to be millions of years old. It has also shown the entire planet to be 4.54 billion years old with a margin of error of 0.05 billion years.

The dead sea scrolls were written by desert dwellers, just like the bible and the koran.
You never even came close to the king.

>>683915317
Insults insults and more insults. People only resort to insults when they have no substantive rebuttal.

>>683915342
ev·o·lu·tion(ĕv′ə-lo͞o′shən, ē′və-)

n.

A gradual process in which something changes into a different and usually more complex or better form.

A result of this process; a development:Judo is an evolution of an earlier martial art.

If your peanut butter got dusty then no, no evolution to be found. But if it turned into nutella, then yes it's evolution.

>>683915436
Those bones are all just hoaxes put on by atheists and evolutionists and God just created the universe like that. Radioactive decay in rocks doesn't prove anything.

>>683915479
It's not an insult. It is stating a fact.

>>683915479
Or they resort to insults because they think something is so worthy of ridicule that they would not write a normal response as to validate it.

>>683915810
Oh so now you resort to antiscience and conspiracy theories to hold up your faulty beliefs. You have lost the argument.

>>683915658
I will let you know if my peanut butter evolved into nutella then. I will accept that as evidence of evolution then. Just like if my iguana evolves into a bird.

>>683915947
Announcing that you have won an argument is pretty much admitting that you're running out of steam. Sorry Mr. Atheist/evolutionist I am not done. Explain to me how some people can live to be 900 years old, like Noah. Where does that fit in to your "evolution"?

Hey guys I found the perfect book that explains everything all i have to do is read it XD

It's from about 800 AD
Oops i meant about 30 AD

Pokemon game me something to cap to back when I was 11.

Can't forget that

>>683916249
Kill yourself faggot.
I am a Catholic and I read the Holy Bible. I abide by its moral lessons and those kind of stuff. Living that long is impossible for us human since our cells goes a programmed cell death. These longevity has been observed in trees and jellyfishes but not Homo sapiens, in which I am really embarrassed being a part of because of people like you.
Kill yourself baiting euphoric fedora cumming faggot.

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>>683916486
>oops i mean 800BC compiled scrolls and tablets that were dictated by God.
>ftfy

>>683916249
Prove to me that noah even existed without using religious sources.
>>683916065
You gave me a simple example, i gave you a simple answer. And by the way birds didn't evolve from iguana, they evolved from dinosaurs like archeopteryx.

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>>683916690
Prove to me god exists without pointing to books that humans wrote.

>>683916587
>Living that long is impossible for us human since our cells goes a programmed cell death

Exactly, which is why evolution is complete bullshit. Thank you Mr. Christian, God is smiling on you.

>>683916841
And that doesn't involve warm fuzzy feelings in your tummy.

>>683916914
>Thank you Mr. Christian
Um.. but he's a catholic, not a Christian. He worships the pope, not Christ.

>>683916761
Shifting the burden of proof, how sad. You evolutionists are always so quick to do that. You can't explain Noah.

>>683916914
Long life is not needed for evolution, dipshit. Flies that live for 1 day also evolve. Bacteria and viruses die every hour and yet they evolve.

>>683917051
I am trying to be nice, I know he will burn for all eternity in searing Hellfire for rejecting the love of Christ, but he doesn't need to hear that.

>>683910269
in all honesty i only came here for Velma, just saying

>>683917082
I told you at the beginning of this that we have nothing to prove. You are the one making outlandish claims like people living for 900 years, you prove it without biblical or otherwise religious sources and you win.

>>683910269
Stop watching kids cartoons and get a job.

>>683915130
0/10

>>683910269
damn velma thicca den a motherfucker id be up inside that bitch in a heart beat real talk

>>683917134
I know. I am saying that Noah living for 900 years despite the "fact" that he should have died hundreds of years before he built his arc is evidence against evolution.

>>683917176
Remember that thing about turning the other cheek? Yeah neither do i.

>>683916914
Nigger what? The values of Noah's age could be completely exaggerated. Or do you really believe that they used the same age system that we have today? I mean surely it could be based on seasonal changes or number of moons. You are a faggot. My God is different from your God. I believe he is an extremely intelligent supercomputer created by humans in order to reverse the entropy of universe. Go to thesaurus dot com to understand some words retard.
>>683917051
Not exactly my friend.

>>683915342
Your dick is evolving smaller and smaller. Check and mate

>>683917281
Prove. That. He. Existed.

I can write Donald Trump will live for 500 years and then hide that book in the desert, doesn't make it true.

me wanna fuck velma

>>683917287
Neither does God, he seems to not like turning the other cheek. Like when he eviscerated someone with a fire tornado for dropping his arc.

>>683917371
Exactly. People in the present can change the history of the past, due to some factors such as propaganda, bias, etc.. If you want to make your God powerful >>683917281 then you would exaggerate his powers and the lifespans of his people right?

>>683917435
Basically god is a piece of shit and allows satan to exist.

>>683917304
Pretty sure age has been a standard +1 per rotation of the seasons, but that's fine, you can go. Bye evolutionist friend. I hope you find God before judgement day, wouldn't want you to be tortured for all of eternity.

>>683917617
People can change history by finding out the truth. And if you think it's alright to make your version of history would become more believable by exgaterrating numbers then you're a scumbag.

>>683917176
Oy vey, now you certainly know that I will burn in the lake of brimstone? Ain't that a bit harsh? I mean I believe in the Christ and follow his teachings, but unlike you, I am a scientist, trying to prove God's existence in the scientific community. You should be ashamed judgemental faggot.

>>683917371
Nobody knows where he was buried, apparently not even God remembers where he is buried, it says so in the Bible. Just explain how someone can live to be 900 years old.

>>683917663
Friendly reminder that purgatory exists and very few people would burn for eternity.

I think there's been enough debate about The Flintstone for now. Can we move on to discussing The Jetsons?

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>>683915810
>radioactive decay means nothing, evolution is a government conspiracy
>radiometric dating on the dead sea scrolls means creation is real

>>683917807
Here i'll explain: They can't.
Wow that was hard.

Like i said, stop pointing to desert books and you would have a fraction of a chance of winning this.

>>683917803
Pretty sure you will, look at all the inflammatory things you have been saying here. Like telling me to kill myself while in the next breath talking about how moral you are. Tsktsk l, but I won't be the judge of that, the lord your God will be.

>>683917663
They certainly have a different age system.
Well then can you explain that battle when the Earth's rotation completely stopped since the sun is there in the sky.
>>683917761
The Holocaust has an exaggerated number faggot. How naive can you be?

>>683918023
Oh now we're getting to holocaust denial or at least revisionism. Tell me what you think the real numbers are.

>>683917832
I have followed the pope on Twitter, so I get out of purgatory faster.

>>683918019
And do you have the omniscience of our God to condemn me? I am not moral. Did I say that? Where are you pulling out these words man?
Our God remember? We basically believe in the same Triune. Except I'm open-minded and you're not.

>>683917807
>not even God remembers where he is buried
You mean you "all knowing" and "omniscient" "god" doesn't know?

>>683918023
Not sure what you mean by explain, God snapped his fingers and it was so. Not much to explain there.

>>683918227
See
>>683916587

Isn't that you? If not, my apologies, if so, kek.

>>683918103
What I think doesn't matter. Statistics does. Look it up and see for yourself. Me posting it here doesn't necessarily sway you from your argument and might even say that "hur dur no hur dur no these is not true 'twas 6 zillion kikes"
The numbers are lost in history or obscured by the elites. So they are clearly estimates.

>>683918229
He knew, but he forgot. If God is all powerful then he can make himself forget something.

>>683918488
Holocaust denier, shithead creationist, believes in multiple conspiracy theories...

DING DING DING!
YOU WON!
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A RETARD!
AND WHAT'S YOUR PRIZE?
YOUR VERY OWN SPECIAL HELMET!

>>683918433
>abide by its moral lessons
>being moral
Bro, I can't even. You know the only thing that makes me moral is that I don't kill people, by my own hands that is.
Why are you even attacking my morals when we are clearly talking about evolution and biological senescence?

>>683918689
That isn't me, which is who I think you were referring to when you said creationist.

>>683918735
Because he wants to scare you into agreeing with him.

>>683918735
You brought up morals, not me, shouldn't have brought up morals if you didn't want me to comment on them.

>>683918689
Bro what? I am not a creationist. I am the Catholic guy who is refuting the claims of the creationist infidel. I don't deny the Holocaust and what conspiracy theories are you talking about?

>>683918780
Whatever it's all starting to melt into one mass anyways.

>>683918899
I thought you were the guy that also believed that atheists hide fossils to fool the world and that carbon dating doesn't work on rocks. It would be pretty logical if he also believed in holocaust conspiracies instead of somebody else.

>>683918865
You dense motherfucker. I said abide by its moral lessons because that is the purpose of the Bible. To teach us how to live in God's way. And we have a choice to follow that or not too. I implied it as a moral tool RATHER than a fucking accurate HISTORICAL book. My IQ is decreasing. Help me? >>683918821

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>>683919079
It's all good. We humans make mistakes as we are flawed beings. Yes I do believe in God, silly as it might sound. The creationist infidel said that? Well then he is terminally retarded I fear. For the Holocaust numbers I'm pretty sure the numbers are just estimates of the real number. You agree fam?

>>683919102
I am sorry you don't understand the moral teachings of your catholic nonsense, I on the other hand understand that telling someone to kill themselves is morally abhorrent.

>>683917186
me too, to be fair, it would make sense that those shows were trying put across a message, it's a shame the current generation of kids cartoons is shit

>>683919301
Pretty much. I used to be a christian so i get why somebody would believe in god. The holocaust numbers are obviously estimates as the nazis did everything they could to destroy evidence, but in no way do i think the claims are exaggerated.

>>683919079
Whoa whoa whoa! I didn't say that it doesn't work on rocks, I said God created the rocks that way so it doesn't make sense to gauge the age of them that way.

>>683919378
Listen here creationist infidel, you identify yourself as a Christian right? Guess what? Roman Catholicism is the original church of our Lord Jesus Christ who personally handed Kepha the keys, your 'religion' broke off. And hey I don't really think you are evil, and I certainly believe that you are faithful to the Holy Triune. But please, open your mind and read some scientific articles.

>>683919531
It's always a plus or minus m8.

>>683919754
I have to get to bed here in a minute, so I would just like to say, I am an atheist and an aspiring scientist. I do not believe anything I said in this thread and anyone who believes there are hard-line creationists on /b/ is a gullible fool.
Also, mad props to the person posting Velma r34, she is smoking hot.

>>683916914
wait... what?
how does humans dying prove your point?
us having a limited life span is due to cells inability to infinitely split, and replenish to keep the body healthy, saying that since we haven't evolved to immortality, evolution is a lie, is a completely bullshit statement, we've been able to map from ancient ape species and seen the genetic changes undergone over the years and almost completely mapped the hominid genome line, aka mapped out all the ancestors to modern day humans right back to their simian origins, there is a lot of evidence and proof, if we didn't evolve why would we share a lot of common traits and dna with them?

>>683920049
I was also passing my time biting the bait because I'm done doing my quantum chemistry revision. And not a single moment did I believe that you are a hardcore creationist. I do believe that you are a massive faggot, but I certainly hope for the best in your scientific endeavours.

>>683917617
history is usually written by the winners, and changed as they see fit

>>683919649
You said: Those bones are all just hoaxes put on by atheists and evolutionists and God just created the universe like that. Radioactive decay in rocks doesn't prove anything.

It's reasonable to conclude that you would think that way of measurement does not worm if you think it doesn't prove anything.

So if you agree that it works it would be logical to assume that the earth was created about 4,54 billion years ago, wether god did it or not. A reasonable person would agree it's older than 6000 years because we have found literature older than that.

>>683920049
>Damage control

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>>683920292
That supports my claim.

>>683911182
CANT WAKE UP!!!!

>>683920353
You got me, I am actually super ferrealsies a young earth creationist who believes the Bible is 100% correct and biology is bullshit and radiometric carbon dating doesn't work.

>>683920353
basically

>>683920483
You do realise there's way worse people on /b/ than hardcore creationists right? Anything is possible.

>>683920049
>get to bed
underage b&

>>683910269
Modern cartoons teach us how to YELL AT EVERYONE IN A LOUD MONOTONE VOICE

>>683920805
That would be anime.

>>683920805
if old cartoons were so good then why did they produce a generation that makes shittier cartoons?

>>683910269
I'm surprised how nobody has mentioned that The Flintstones are all about having a gay old time.

>>683912074
God is a fucking fag i bet that tower was sweet as fuck

>>683921043
It was a progressive show about cavemen.

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>>683920960
The people who actually watched the old cartoons said "shit, this is cool, no need to improve", and moved on to start Google and Bad Dragon. These new cartoons are made by people who were verbally abused as children.

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>>683917435
maybe jesus coming to the earth is what stopped gods from interfering directly with humans.

>>683921043
it was OP's favorite cartoon

>>683920286
i like this one. the rest have too fake looking boobs.

>>683922949
>these cartoons are too unrealistic

>>683923193
i just don't like fake boobs on a woman. why bother making fake boobs? the only explanation is 1) the artist likes fake boobs or 2) the artists is shit at drawing realistic looking boobs.

i'm leaning toward the latter

>>683923471
3) The artists is exaggerating a detail to emphasize it.

>>683920517
> Face

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Here's some OC of me and my gf let me tell you sex with her in this costume was fucking awesome!

>>683910332
I was born in 96 and I'm so God damn sick of hearing about the 90s now the early 2000's that was a great time period.

>>683910736
Maybe but not in the discriminatory race more like in the "I'm going to get hella baked and wear jeans shirts and pomade while I'm at this avant garde/indie/crust show" kind of way