>>683870515
how you see yourself? (as a person)
how do you see the world around you? (society, family, friends, school/work...)
What are your plans for the future?

>>683871503
Trying to look good but I'm living in a society that its difficult

Don't have many friends but this can change, I met some nice guys today...I hope they will text me tomorrow that they will be sober

try to improve myself to the maximum so i can pick up girls, its my dtream to be pretty

>>683870515
should i go to the bottleo, its 11am
what should i get

>>683872131
yes

rum with coke

>>683870515
If two things came from one thing and that one thing came from two things, what are the chances of two things coming out of one thing again?

>>683872445
100%

>>683870515
loel im drunk on teh intarnets!

>>683872707
shut up

>>683870515
Would you rather be high and drunk or just drunk?

>>683872918
>just drunk

I'm drunk too op, should I make my own thread too?

>>683873274
go for it

UK?

>>683873481

No I'm in the states

>>683873691
too bad we could hang out i dont have many friends

>>683870515
Do you think a person's sense of self is an accumulation of their memories?

Or does personal identity come from somewhere other than the body (like a soul)?

What're you drinking? I've got Gibson's Finest Canadian Whiskey, aged 12 years, just like most of /r9k/.

>>683873909
i have to say both like richard branson would say

I'm drunk too, how often do you get drunk? I try every chance I can get after work.

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I'm ready OP lets get drunk together.

>>683870515
Yo OP I'm borderline blackout right now. How's it going! See you on the other side!

2 rum with coke 2 jack daniels with coke 2 vodka with lemonade and i dont remember what else

>>683874067
Kek

>>683873857

Me too shit sucks man, I'd drink with a fellow anon if I could

>>683874181
Okay... then which theory do you drunkenly prefer?

>>683870515
Are you a loner?
Is this an unusual turn of events? (being drunk, I mean)

>>683874244
whenever i go out which is rarely...probably once a month...but i will try to go out every day these days

>>683874261
i love you /b/rother lets be friends

>>683874262
same see ya

>>683874543
theory?

>>683874552
>Are you a loner?
maybe yes maybe no

Is this an unusual turn of events?
i went out so no but i dont usually get drunk

>>683870515
Are you a fuck up?

>>683875336
totally

>>683874561
You should drink every chance you get and become an alcoholic like me. You know you're successful when your liver hurts, you don't get hangovers, and your resting heart rate is ridiculously high.

>>683875502
explain.

>>683875615
cool

>>683874261
That's barely enough to get drunk. An ok buzz maybe.

>>683875615
this and smoke meth feels good

>>683875621
no friends, no gf, getting friendzoned all the time, no job, failing my university classes and spenting my fathers money to sit and shitpost on 4chan, my lifes a mess

want more?

>>683875943
too pussy to do drugs

>>683876102

How old are you and what your highest form of education?

btw i saw a girl and she was wearing a dress really short and her pussy was visible, not even kidding she was walking with her pussy outside. i wish i could fuck her, girls here are crazy

>>683876551
im 21 and im at uni but im stuck in the same class...i will write again at august

>>683876828

Go get a shitty job then?

>>683877045
im too proud and lazy for that...as long as my father is giving me money im gonna sit my ass all day

>>683877263

>too proud and lazy

Yup that your whole generation summed up as a whole kek

I wish i could have come back home with a girl but i didnt manage to do it so ill have to fap again...im so tired of fapping. i want the real thing

>>683876828
I think the thread will be dead in August.

>>683877452
i know

>>683877609
no i meant i will write exam

>>683877617

Also why are you too proud? You have no form of income and are just living off another person, what pride is there in that?

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>>683877777
daym i got quintinos

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>>683877777

>>683877777
Nice quints OP !

Time for 5 shots I guess

>>683877792
same with the princess syndrome in girls,,,my parents raised me like i was the king so i think it is so bad to get tired working

You have no form of income
i have my father giving me money

what pride is there in that?
no pride, im ashamed of it but at the same time i dont want to work

>>683878149
gee billy so many weiners

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I feel so powerful while drunk. i can say whatever i want to anyone...i told someone i adored that he looks like scotty t

pic related

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thank u guys for keeping me company while drunk
i appreciate it really

>>683878771
Please tell me thats a family photo. Those fucks look way too alike to not be related.

>>683879221
geordie shore mate best show on earth

and no its not relatives

>>683870515
What you drinking and can I have dinner

>>683879483
see>>683874340
and yes

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>>683870515
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_

>>683878771
Tatted guy look like a bro. Everyone else majors in cock mongling.

>>683876239
kill self

>>683870515
why are you drunk?

>>683879734
i like the guy above him, his name is Scotty T and he gets all the pussy...you can watch geordie shore sometime let me link you something to show you that they fuckk all the time

http://www.mtv.co.uk/geordie-shore/videos/geordie-shore-905-taxi-orgy

i love it

>>683879925
nah

>>683879949
went out and drink

>>683879719
good luck

>>683880300
Nah im gud mate. Never liked reality tv.

>>683880518
its ok but they fuck like crazy and its also funny../at least for british

>>683880406
do you want to escape real life or something?

>>683878290

You don't know how to green text either apparently

Oh and btw that's why no woman will actually date you, still lives at home, no job, that shit doesn't get better as you get older either

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I'm drunk as well, OP. Or well, buzzed. I'm working on getting drunk

Drinking kraken rum and 6% beer (busch)

>>683880763
yes and no

i mean yes i want to but i didnrt go out specifically for this

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>>683880300
>>683880696
its trhe fucking worst show ive ever seen dude
"TONITE WAS FUCKIN NUTS, BLAH BLA WAS TALKING TO BLAH BLAH AND BITCH TITS WASNT AVIN ANY O THAT SO THE BITCH LEFT WITH BARRY"
"BUT FOOK THAT SHIET, LETS GET FOOKIN MORTAL"
fucking killyourself mate

>>683880696
It takes a lot to get me hard

>>683870515
what're your bank account and credit card numbers? for uuh shits & giggles

>>683880970
>do I?

also i live in a different home from my father...he just pays my rent

>>683881008
rum is nice but i dont like the taste of beer

>>683881259

Well at least now you've remembered

So he pays for rent, food, do you have your own car? We talking whole house or a 2 bedroom apartment in a massive building?

>>683881069
well i guess it's not for everyone...also if you dont live around herte you wont understand what its all about

>>683881089
for me depends on the thing

>>683881639
i do understand what its about my sisters watch it, i just dont get how its entertaining

>>683870515
are you drunk?

>>683881142
i would post but my father would kill me...nah he's a cuck but i would lose his money though

>>683881779
Same, but the things that which make me hard are hard to find.

>>683881494
he pays for everything

student accomodation

>>683881795
are you british?

Hello friends and travelers, I am high, drunk, and bored and bid you all a good evening

>>683881819
starting to get sober time by time

>>683882176

So a shitty little dorm room with a shared student bathroom? What are you studying?

>>683882173
i dont get hard from normal porn nowadays

>>683882300
good evening bruh

>>683870515
Can't belive you, a drunk guy couldn't type right

>>683882524
Do you find sex with other humans enjoyable anymore? Or has your tolerance for the erotic gotten so high that you can't get up/off for vanilla anything?

>>683882628
What is it that brings you here tonight?

>>683882492
>shared student bathroom
nope, its en-suite

because my dad wanted to but i liked it after a while

>>683882691
you can do an alcotest

>>683882812

What are you studying?

>>683882747
to watch it or have it?

>>683882747
If Im the one fucking then yes.

It's more of the need for kinky shit to spice things up a bit. Even porn can get boring if its the same fucking shit day in and day out.

>>683872131
get a pint of whiskey and have at 'er in one go

>>683882807
if i go to sleep then i will throw up and i hate throwin up so i am trying to win time by talkin to you guys

>>683882946
business management

>>683883004
>>683883072
I would agree. I recently broke up with a girlfriend that I trained to behave like a pornstar and now I am so bored by regular sex that I'm not sure what to do. Maybe not be so lazy and just retrain another

>>683883220

So you're in your third year now? Also how do you think you're going to fair at that when you don't even have a job? Have you ever had a job and if so for how long?

>>683883072
this guy is not OP, im OP

>>683883004
>>683883072
What kinks have you found that help feed the beast?

>>683883143
Damn, are you wasted or do you have a condition?

>>683882747
For me the setting/foreplay makes porn. Example:

Guy fucks girl and they're speaking russian. Fuck you, you dont speak russian.

Not much to go off of. Now here's this.

A butchy but kinda cute russian dyke wants to try the dick for the first time. Her flat make fucks her straight. On camera.

>>683883220
Fuck man at least you're doing something! If I was your father honestly I'd let your ass rot.. Waste of effort in this world.

>>683883356
nah im at first year...dont forget that im a fuck up

i will get a job when and if i get a degree...i never had a job before

>>683883503
I like your serendipitous style. Funny you should mention the Russian deal, one of my favorite sites is the Russian (?) one where the guy with a whole shitload of cash coerces the girls out of their clothes in public and usually fucks them wherever they are

>>683883370
every kind of weird fetish

from zoo porn to...you know what

>>683883426
>wasted

>>683883827
Refraining from the winky smiley, I'm sure I understand. I noticed the other day that most of the time it's not even the porn that is turning me on, I'm just high on the arousal of voyeurism that it gives me. Which explains why the binges get longer and the porn gets more and more filthy

>>683883682

So you're 21 and in your first year (kek) and you're studying to become a business manager yet have never had a job?

>>683883981
Well hello, then. What were you drinking over tonight?

>>683883530
>Fuck man at least you're doing something
im trying to get this shitty degree

If I was your father honestly I'd let your ass rot
he shoyld be to be honest

>>683884104
its always a fetish

>>683884135
correct

>>683884383
Have you ever had an intimate sexual relationship in your entire life? By that I mean anything to base these fantasies off of?

>>683884434

Welp dunno if someone would hire you with so little experience, no doubt you're going to have to start at the bottom and climb your way up.

>>683884191
>what i was drinking
see>>683874340
>why i was drinking
i went out and to forget some things

>>683883811
Funny you mention that. Is it these kinds of vids?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1356584
Dis ones my favorite. The way she reacts to cum on her bush is too cute.

>>683884506
I don't know if it counts...i kinda had sex once...other than that nothing

>>683884658
im hoping to study at the third year and get a good degree

>>683884659
Fair enough. Well let's celebrate that we are able to forget when we need to

>>683884749
>public agent
i have been watching this shit years before mate...im too desensitised to watch it now

>>683884903

Yeah but degree in hand doesn't mean you have any experience in the actual field.

>>683885153
this
and lets celebrate that we are still Alive and blessed...other people are not so lucky
cheers

>>683885234
yes

>>683884749
That's the exact thing I'm talking about. As weird as it is, my Mom used to talk shit about porn and say that "that's not how girls are in real life" but considering I've managed to recreate most of what I've seen I'd say she's wrong. That girl is scared of cum or something in that video. Did she think she was going to get pregnant or what?

>>683885483

Actually completing the whole thing will force you to get experience in the field but I dunno how you'd take to having a job if you've never had one by the age of what about 24. You'd be a bit of a risk

>>683884790
Will you share the "once?"

>>683885822
i think this is the first public agent video ever>>683884749